Chapter 318: I'm just going to rob the bandits!
Li Yanran glared at Cheng Chubi, among these people, you are the one who talks the most.
If you talk nonsense again, I'll give you a toilet director.
"Brother Li, there are forty carts this time, and it is also the first business of the Longmen Dart Bureau, I can't be sloppy, I suggest that the five hundred forbidden troops come out together,
In this way, we can not only show those merchants our strength, but also deter bandits along the way, and there will be a lot less trouble. ”
Li Siwen looked at the map, thought for a while and said to Li Yanran.
"Five hundred forbidden troops? Li Siwen, your brain is watt? If you don't say that you escort the goods yourself, I think you're going to go up the mountain to suppress the bandits. ”
Hearing Li Siwen's words, Cheng Chubi's eyes were about to pop out.
"Five hundred forbidden troops are not enough, plus three hundred strong to accompany you."
Who knew that Li Yanran nodded, and added another three hundred people to enter.
"Brother Li, eight hundred people, what do you want to do?"
Wei Chihuan was also stunned, you sent 800 people to escort 40 carts, and each cart required 20 people.
Even if this is the first business of the Dragon Gate Dart Bureau, it will not be like this.
"I'm just going to go up the mountain to suppress the bandits."
“???”
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Li Siwen and the three of them glanced at each other, all of them confused.
Isn't it an escort caravan?
How did he become a bandit in the mountains again?
Brother Li, what do you want to do?
"Why, only those mountain bandits are allowed to rob others, and they don't let me rob those mountain bandits?"
Li Yanran kicked Cheng Chubi, to be a mountain bandit, you must have the consciousness of being a mountain bandit, who stipulates that only mountain bandits are allowed to rob civilians, I can't rob mountain bandits.
If I don't do it, I have to do my best.
I want those mountain bandits to know who is the number one bandit in this Tang Dynasty.
"Mountain robbers? Isn't this a bit too much? ”
Hearing Li Yanran's words, the three of them were all depressed.
Robbing mountain bandits, you are also a princess of the Tang Dynasty.
Such words can be spoken.
If those mountain bandits know about it, if you don't scold your mother, you will have quality.
"Passed? What's over? This princess is called persuading people to be kind, eliminating violence and peace, you know a fart, so it's decided. ”
Li Yanran glanced at the three of them and made a decision directly.
"Okay, okay."
Li Siwen thought about it for a while, and there was nothing to say.
Anyway, you're a princess, you have the final say.
I just hope that your emperor Lao Tzu knows that he has given birth to such a bandit daughter, and he will not be angry to death.
"Well, this time Cheng Chubi and Wei Chihuan accompanied them, and Li Siwen and Changsun Yan stayed in the fiefdom."
"Accompanying you?"
"Brother Li, you don't want to go by yourself, do you?"
Hearing the words entourage, several people were all stunned.
"Yes, you have an opinion?"
Looking at the expressions of the three of them, Li Yanran was also stunned.
What's the fuss about this, the Dragon Gate Dart Bureau is out of stock for the first time, how can she, as the proprietor, not follow the past.
If you mess me up, I'll have no place to cry when the time comes.
"Brother Li, this is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible."
Cheng Chubi stared at Li Yanran, I have no opinion on you taking this order.
After all, everyone is yours, and you can toss as much as you like, but you can't go in the past.
If there is any accident on the way, let alone the emperor, I will have to cut them down and bury them for you.
"Don't give you an elbow, I've made up my mind, no need to say more."
Li Yanran also stared at Cheng Chubi, I finally had a chance to go out and enjoy the scenery of Datang.
You don't want to give me a word?
Which is so easy.
"Brother Li, just spare us, if you go out, if Your Majesty knows, our lives will not be saved."
Yu Chihuan also shook his head with a big round face, his eyes full of rejection.
"If you don't say it, I won't say it, can my father know?"
Li Yanran was depressed, as long as you don't tell the truth, who can know that I am not in the fiefdom of Lishan.
A bunch of mallets.
A few people are depressed, how can there be any paper in the world that can contain the fire?
If it leaks out, they will have to be reprimanded.
"I know."
Li Hong didn't know when he came over, holding two strings of sugar gourds in his hands.
"What do you know?"
glanced at Li Hong, and Li Yanran was also stunned.
This guy is really the reincarnation of Tuxingsun, he will come as he says, and leave as he says.
Comes and goes without a trace?
"I know that Sister Ah is going to follow the caravan out of the fiefdom and go to martial arts."
Li Hong licked the sugar gourd with his tongue, and his eyes were full of pride.
"Now that you know everything, then Sister will leave you alone."
Li Yanran's little face changed color instantly, and her eyes were full of murderous intent when she looked at Li Hong.
"Sister A, what do you want to do?"
Li Hong swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but take two steps back, his little face full of horror.
"It's time to kill people."
A terrifying smile appeared on the corner of Li Yanran's mouth.
"Sister, don't kill me, don't kill me."
Li Hong sat on the ground with tears in his eyes.
"Scared you to death."
Seeing Li Hong's appearance, Li Yanran couldn't help but smile.
The little kid just doesn't need to be scared, I'm just talking and playing.
"Sister, you're scared me to death."
Li Hong glanced at Li Yanran's little face, and was also a false alarm, and quickly stood up and patted the dust on his buttocks.
"Xiao Li Hong, if you dare to reveal this matter, don't blame Sister for being ruthless."
Peng's Li Yanran slapped Li Hong's head.
"Sister, do you know how to get a person to keep a secret?"
Li Hong covered his head, tilted his head and asked Li Yanran.
"If you want a person to keep a secret, you naturally kill it, and only a dead person can keep his mouth shut."
"Sister, if you say that, I won't have anything to say."
Li Hong pouted, Sister, you are really too dark.
If you open your mouth and close your mouth, you are murderous, aren't you afraid that your father will know about it?
"What the hell are you trying to say? Sister doesn't have the patience to accompany you at home. ”
"Sister, as long as you take me with you, then how can I go to tell my father, do you say yes or no."
Li Hong directly grabbed Li Yanran's arm, his eyes full of anticipation.
"Brother Li, by all means."
Hearing that Li Hong was going to follow, Cheng Chubi and the others almost didn't kneel.
This particular Li Yanran is enough for them to scratch their heads, if they add Li Hong to the past.
Don't worry about their own Lao Tzu, they will wipe their necks now.
The emperor of the province blamed it, and then affected his parents and brothers.
"This king is talking to my sister, how can you intervene, if you dare to talk more, you will directly discount your legs."
Li Hong jumped up directly, I discussed it with my sister, but I didn't discuss it with you.
Now that you're interjecting, are you giving you face?
"I'll discount your leg first."
Li Yanran directly slapped over, and Li Hong, who was beaten, hurriedly hugged his head.
"Sister, what are you beating me again?"
Li Hong was depressed and didn't understand why Li Yanran beat him again.
"I don't beat you, you don't know how high the sky is, how thick the ground is, follow me to deliver goods, have you forgotten your identity?"
Li Yanran directly grabbed Li Hong's ears and asked him with a glare.
"I'm the crown prince, so what, you're still a princess!
We are all the sons of our father, why can I not go if you can? ”
Although Li Hong's ears were twisted, he still didn't give up.
"I'm a princess, what was the reason for the bandits attacking the fiefdom before, you are a member of the Tang Dynasty, if you go with you to have three long and two short, do you know what the consequences will be?"
Li Yanran said as she used her hand hard, and Li Hong, who was twisted, was also grinning and wailing.
"Sister, let go, your ears are going to fall off."
"Do you want to go?"
"No, no, let go."
In the face of Li Yanran's high-pressure policy, Li Hong couldn't stand it anymore, and quickly confessed and begged for mercy.
"If it's okay, just get out of the way, it will make me annoyed."
Li Yanran let go of her hand, and Li Hong also hurriedly ran to the door, rubbing his ears vigorously.
"Sister, it's a big deal, let's have a fish to die and the net is broken, I won't go, and you don't want to go, otherwise I'll go and tell my father, you just wait to be spanked."
After saying that, he also ran away.
"Little thief, don't run, Li Feng will take down the prince for me."
Li Yanran only felt that she was going to explode, the kid did a sneak attack for me, right?
Li Feng suddenly started, rushed out of the door in three or two steps, and slipped Li Hongti back.
"Li Feng, let me go, otherwise this king will definitely beat your ass to pieces."
Li Hong was tossing and babbling at Li Feng and threatening.
"Don't be foolish, a hundred dollars will buy you to shut up."
Li Yanran looked at Li Hong, who was being lifted by Li Feng, and also frowned and said.
"Sister, don't you want to buy me, you are a big deal, how can the king of a hundred dollars take a fancy to it."
Hearing that he only gave himself a hundred dollars, Li Hong couldn't help but glance to the side.
Am I just so cheap?
"Two hundred dollars, at most, or I'll tie you up until I come back from outside."
Li Yanran frowned slightly, and doubled the money again.
"Two hundred dollars a day."
Li Hong glanced at Li Yanran again, and he didn't dare to bargain.
Because Li Yanran can really do this, if she is tied up every day, it is better to ask for money.
"One hundred and fifty dollars a day."
"Deal."
Li Hong smiled on his face, and then spread his hands at Li Yanran.
“???”
"What do you mean?"
Looking at Li Hong's dirty hands, Li Yanran was also stunned.
"It's been closed just now, so today's one hundred and fifty yuan plus the twenty yuan a day pocket money you promised me is a total of one hundred and seventy yuan."
Hearing Li Hong's words, Li Yanran felt that her anger rushed to her head.
The arithmetic you taught you is all on my head now, isn't it?
Before I left, you started asking for money.
A counter-grappling directly pressed Li Hong to the ground, and then there was a critical blow with a powder fist, and Li Hong wailed again and again.
After fighting for a while, Li Yanran slowly got up, but Li Hong had a small face and a look of grievance.
"Go ahead, I'll let you know at the account office, but I can give you the money, and I'll test your homework when I come back, if you don't pass, don't blame Sister Ah for beating you up again."
"Sister is the best."