Chapter 332: Pull Out Your Beard!
A basin of water went down, and Zhang Wei still didn't move?
What the situation.
"Play dead, hit me, beat him until he wakes up."
A sneer appeared at the corner of Li Yanran's mouth, pretend to be dead with me, then you'd better pretend to the end.
"Don't fight, don't fight, wake up."
Hearing that he was going to fight, Zhang Wei also got up from the ground with a grunt.
"Cut."
Cheng Chubi and Yu Chihuan also looked disdainful.
"County Order, now that we're awake, shouldn't we settle accounts?"
Li Yanran touched her head, meow, hit me on the head, it still hurts.
"Your Highness, what is the account between us?"
Zhang Wei was nervous for a while and hurriedly shook his head.
I don't want to settle accounts with you, this account is what Lord Yama intends to settle and die.
"Hehe, Cheng Chubi, he doesn't respect the emperor, not only threatens with a knife, but also hits the head of the palace, what kind of crime should he be."
"Back to His Royal Highness, according to the law of the Tang Dynasty, you can kill."
"Your Highness, spare your life, spare your life."
The word kill frightened Zhang Wei, and he knelt directly on the ground and began to beg for mercy.
"Spare my life, do you know that even my father has never hit me on the head, you dare, how dare you."
Now that you know you're scared?
I'm afraid you shouldn't have done that in the first place.
Hit me on the head, and hit me several times.
"Your Highness, the so-called ignorant is not strange, the reason why I did so was also forced by love, and I hope that Your Highness will see it."
Zhang Wei was even more depressed, can you not move your emperor Lao Tzu out if you are fine.
I'm small-minded, and if I'm scared to death if I'm not careful, then you'll be fully responsible.
"Those who don't know are not surprised that there is nothing wrong with this sentence, but this palace is very angry now, what should I do?
If I kill you, I guess my father won't blame me, after all, everyone has a time when they are young and frivolous,
You say yes, Cheng Chubi. ”
Scare me with a knife, hit me on the head, and want to fool the past if you don't know it?
Think of something good.
"It should be fine, at most you will be scolded by Your Majesty, after all, you are the crown prince."
Cheng Chubi grinned and hurriedly responded to Li Yanran's words.
"Don't kill, don't kill, kill my Highness and you'll be in trouble."
Hearing this, Zhang Wei was really scared.
Why is it so murderous at a young age, besides, I just knocked you on the head a few times, as for shouting and killing?
"Then how to dissipate the anger of the palace, I know, you want me to go back to the palace and sue my father directly, and kill you in a dignified manner."
"Don't don't, there's no need to alarm Your Majesty for such a trivial matter, or Your Highness will beat me a few times?"
Zhang Wei was depressed, did I mean that?
Knowing that you are the emperor, you misinterpret me so much.
It's going to die.
"How many hits did you get? How can that be enough, after all, this palace is the head of the dragon, how can it be compared with you. ”
Li Yanran shook her head, how can I discourage myself by hitting you a few times, what you think is too beautiful.
"As long as you don't kill me, let Your Highness dispose of it, Zhang Wei will definitely not frown."
Seeing that this matter had eased, Zhang Wei hurriedly spoke.
As long as you don't kill me, whatever you want.
If you have made a mistake, you will have to suffer it.
"You said it, don't regret it?"
What I'm waiting for is your words, sample, you're done.
"Don't regret it, dispose of it with Your Highness."
"Okay, Cheng Chubi, Wei Chihuan, strip his beard for me."
"Wait."
Zhang Wei was stunned, plucking his beard? How can this be.
If you don't have a beard, what kind of face do you have?
What's more, it's plucking not shaving, which hurts people to death.
"What? You don't want to? Then give up, the palace will return to Chang'an immediately, and let the father take your dog's head. ”
Looking at Cheng Chubi and Wei Chihuan who were walking towards him, Zhang Wei even had the heart to die.
But now it's ready to fly, and I have to send it, and if I don't pull out my beard, I'm going to lose my head.
"Why bother the two little Langjun, Zhang Wei will come by himself."
Hearing this, Cheng Chubi and Yu Chihuan were also stunned.
This old guy is so hard?
Pulling out your own beard by yourself, it hurts a billion times just thinking about it.
Anyway, they can't get this hand.
"Okay, this palace will see how you pull it out."
Zhang Wei glanced at his beard, and a stream of tears appeared inexplicably in his eyes.
He was not good at his beard, but now he was going to send them away with his own hands.
"Oops."
Zhang Wei grabbed a beard with his hand, pulled it hard, and a heart-piercing pain instantly made him wail.
"Sss
Looking at Zhang Wei's distorted old face, Li Yanran also tightened her brows.
Isn't it a little too cruel to yourself?
"Oops."
"Drink."
"Sss
Zhang Wei wailed while pulling out his beard, and after a while, he grabbed a handful in his hand, and the originally dense beard became thin.
"Alright, let's stop."
Li Yanran still didn't pass her own level after all, and when she saw people suffer, she also suffered with her, and when she got off her beard, her anger was already gone.
“???”
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, but he pulled out another one after missing his hand, and his painful face was twisted.
"This palace said to stop, what else are you pulling out?"
Li Yanran was depressed, and told you to stop, do you still continue?
Are you not taking me seriously, or are you having masochistic tendencies?
"Your Highness, aren't you angry?"
Zhang Wei looked at Li Yanran with an expectant face, hoping that he had heard correctly.
"Don't be angry, you hit me on the head, I'll pull your beard, and we'll be clear."
Li Yanran nodded, this old man is really a ruthless person.
"Zhang Wei, thank Your Highness for your kindness."
Zhang Wei hurriedly slammed his head on the ground, and his hanging heart finally fell back into his stomach.
This little fortune was hung back from the Hades Palace by his own beard.
"Let's go."
Glancing at Zhang Wei, who was on the ground, Li Yanran also shook her head.
"Your Highness, this is leaving?"
Hearing that Li Yanran was leaving, Zhang Wei hurriedly raised his head and glared at the two black blue eyes.
"If you don't leave, do you want to keep me to eat?"
"It's not impossible to eat, you have to let Zhang Wei do his best as a landlord."
Zhang Wei desperately squeezed out a smile, but his mouth hurt too much, but this smile was more ugly than crying in Li Yanran's opinion.
"Forget it, you can't afford to eat in this palace, and I'll reveal a little secret to you, in fact, even if you don't pull out your beard, I won't do anything to you,
After all, you are also an official of the imperial court, and if I sue my father, I will be beaten and take my leave, old man. ”
After speaking, Li Yanran left directly with Cheng Chubi and Wei Chihuan.
Zhang Wei was really stupid this time, looking at the handful of beard in his hand, he directly burst out with a shocking wail.
"Nope."
"Nope."
"Brother Li, you're a bit murderous."
Cheng Chubi listened to the screams behind him, and couldn't help but shrink his neck.
"Who told him to provoke me, this palace can't see him practicing himself, and can't be angry with him?"
Li Yanran smiled slightly, revealing two little tiger teeth.
"Sss
Hearing this, Cheng Chubi and Wei Chihuan shuddered again.
Brother Li, in the end, it's you, I'm convinced.
Li Yanran went out, and the forbidden army guarding her also protected her, after all, there were mixed fish and dragons here, and no one dared to guarantee that there would be no problems.
"Let me in, let me in."
Hou Yuanshan looked at the forbidden army on the periphery and hurriedly shouted.
"What's wrong? Let him in. ”
Seeing that it was an acquaintance, Li Yanran also waved her hand and let him in.
"This owner, I'm here to deliver the rest of the freight."
Hou Yuanshan smiled slightly, and hurriedly saluted Li Yanran.
"Well, you can arrange for someone to hand over the money to my people."
Li Yanran said that she was about to leave with people directly.
"The owner, I still have a deal here, and I want to transport some goods back to Chang'an, I don't know if the Longmen Dart Bureau will accept this deal."
Seeing that Li Yanran was leaving, Hou Yuanshan was also a little stunned, I still have business to discuss, you are leaving?
"Pick it up, why don't you pick it up, how many are there?"
Hearing that the business came to the door, Li Yanran was also interested, but she didn't expect to see repeat customers so soon, this is a good start.
"I counted that a total of 12 merchants want to transport goods back to Chang'an, and there are almost 60 carts."
"Very well, these are all from you."
Looking at the other party's attitude, Li Yanran immediately understood that her identity should have been exposed.
Otherwise, as a fellow businessman, he wouldn't have to be so respectful to himself.
"But I contacted it, but it was also because of the strength of the Dragon Gate Dart Bureau that everyone would follow."
Hou Yuanshan glanced at Li Yanran, he really didn't expect the other party's eyes to be so keen.
It can be seen directly that these are all self-organized, and in the end, they are nobles, but they are much smarter than ordinary children.
"Cheng Chubi, give him a discount, but all the goods transported by their business house will be discounted by 20%, let's go."
Li Yanran didn't pay much attention to the other party, she probably understood what the other party meant.
I want to take this opportunity to have a good relationship with myself, and maybe I want to climb my own high branches.
Such speculative people, but she disdains to get acquainted.
Otherwise, there will be endless troubles.
"This"
Looking at Li Yanran, who was leaving, Hou Yuanshan was also stunned.
He really didn't take a fancy to this little profit, and his real thoughts were indeed as Li Yanran thought, and he wanted to get acquainted with the other party.
However, people don't give themselves this chance at all.
"Sixth brother, I told you a long time ago that this highness is not an easy person, and your idea will not come true at all."
Looking at Hou Yuanshan, who was stunned, Hou Sihai also shook his head.
Li Yanran can now be said to be the most popular businessman in Chang'an, and several transactions in his hands are all money-making weapons, and he doesn't look down on these businessmen at all.
"No, you follow the goods back to Chang'an, and tell your father that all the goods in the future will be handed over to the Longmen Dart Bureau.
I believe that sincerity is the opening of the golden stone, if we can really hug this big tree, our Hou family will be developed in the future. ”
Hou Yuanshan slapped Hou Sihai directly, this matter must be done no matter what.
The hope of his family is all on this, and he is unwilling not to fight.
He is really fed up with a helpless business career, and he must seize this opportunity.
"Whatever you want."
Hou Sihai was also depressed, and nodded to show that he understood.
After receiving seventy carts from the merchants, Li Yanran's team began to move in the direction of Chang'an.
It wasn't until Li Yanran rushed to Xinfeng County that the bandits who had been hit by Li Yanran over and over again appeared again.
At the same time, a proverb has also spread in this area.
Rather provoke the king of Hades, do not dip the dragon gate.
Because if you provoke the king of Hades, you may still live to the third watch, but if you provoke the Dragon Gate Dart Bureau, you won't even survive the third watch.
will inevitably be killed by the other party, burn the village and destroy the door, and then arrest and go to the Lishan fiefdom to go to labor reform.
At the same time, a secret report was also delivered to Li Zhi.
"Hong'er actually followed the caravan to Wugong County? And hit the county order there? ”