Chapter 384: I Won't Give It!
Zhu Yuanzhang trembled with anger, and his face turned black directly into the bottom of the pot.
"You, you...... You ......"
He pointed at Zhu Jun, very heartwarming.
He was still thinking about what kind of gift Zhu Jun would give him today.
It made him look forward to it for a while.
But as a result, just give this thing?
Whose good family uses a knife to see blood on their birthday?
Isn't that a curse on him?
If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people, he would have killed this bastard.
Zhu Di was also stupid.
Li Chenggui on the side smiled embarrassedly, "His Royal Highness King Wu is really ingenious!" ”
Zhu Di coughed dryly and hurriedly walked to Zhu Jun's side, "Sixth brother, what are you doing?" ”
"Give a gift!"
"How can such a gift be given?" Zhu Di said.
"You don't understand, fourth brother, this is what I carefully prepared!" Zhu Jun rubbed his hands and said to Xun Busan: "Quick, set up a fire, boil water!" ”
Xun Busan nodded and ran over quickly.
After a while, everyone saw a fierce fire rising in the square in front of them, and thick smoke billowed into the sky.
"Ridiculous!" Song Lian couldn't hold back any longer, and stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, when will you let King Wu make trouble?"
This is the day of great joy of the country, and there are envoys watching the ceremony, and it will be spread out in the future, isn't it ridiculous? ”
As soon as Song Lian came out, Qingliu on the side screamed, and followed to impeach Zhu Jun.
Originally, everyone endured it, not wanting to make a big deal out of it.
But Zhu Jun actually lit the fire, and he was really ready to kill cattle and sheep.
There is a law in the great cause, prohibiting the random killing of cattle and horses, King Wu This is a crime of Chiguoguo!
Xu Jinda also wiped the sweat on his forehead.
How to make up for this?
Or else, or shut up?
Li Yanxi opened his mouth, but he also looked confused.
A few colleagues who had a good relationship with him asked, "Yu'an, what is King Wu doing?" ”
"Huh? I....... I don't know, maybe it has another meaning! "This time Zhu Jun came back, the two of them haven't talked about it yet.
So he didn't ask about Zhu Jun, he thought, Zhu Jun is such a filial person, he will definitely prepare gifts.
Li Shanren was also stunned, he was not qualified to enter the palace, he was brought in by Zhu Jun together, and he wondered why Zhu Jun pulled such a big ding from the mansion.
Now he understood.
However, with his understanding of Zhu Jun, it seems impossible to do such an eye-catching and imbecile thing.
Could it be that there is another meaning in this?
"Don't be funny, he said it himself, what can be the meaning of killing cattle and sheep by lighting fire!"
"Hey, I see, King Wu's madness has been committed again!"
"If you don't commit it sooner, if you don't commit it later, if you do it at this time, it's a shame!"
Li Yanxi is also embarrassed, but at this time, what can he say?
I can only hold on.
Liu Ji didn't say anything, just calmly looked at everything in front of him.
Zhu Yuanzhang's whole body trembled with anger, "You, you...... You bastard, are you going to be angry, aren't you? ”
"Dad, what are you angry about on a happy day?" Zhu Jun said with a look of grievance: "This is a gift I carefully prepared, you must not listen to them!" ”
"Say!" Zhu Yuanzhang glared at Zhu Jun angrily, if his eyes could kill, Zhu Jun would have evaporated from the world.
"Don't worry, this gift is not completely in place yet, you will definitely thank me when the time comes!" Zhu Jun is confident.
Song Lian really couldn't listen to it anymore, "King Wu, when are you going to make trouble?" Your Majesty's birthday, you are lighting a fire and using a knife, to put it nicely, this is a gift.
I don't know, I think you're messing up.
No, you're just messing around.
Where is the face of my great cause?
If you give gifts, you will give gifts, and what will you do with His Royal Highness the Prince?
How could His Highness the Crown Prince allow you to give such a gift? ”
"I said Mr. Song, just speak, don't spit!" Zhu Jun looked at Song Lian, who was excited and spitting, and took a step back, "Don't get excited, just look at you later!"
If you are not satisfied with the gift at that time, you can impeach me casually, scold me casually, and I will never return the favor! ”
"Who wants to see you slaughter cattle and sheep as a butcher?" Song Lian said angrily.
At this time, Yang Xian also spoke, "Your Majesty, why don't you let people clear the scene?" ”
"Clear?" Zhu Jun was furious, "You try it, this king has dismantled all your bones, but this gift took this king a long time to prepare."
The dedication process is not over yet!
Oh, you make two lines of poetry, and it's a good gift.
Isn't it a gift for this king to cook for his father?
There is a good saying, thousands of miles to send goose feathers, the gift is light and affectionate.
The focus of gift-giving is not heavy, do you understand? ”
Yang Xian was angry, he was slapped in the face by Zhu Jun last time, and this time he was threatened in public.
How aggrieved is he's right?
"Your Highness is making a big fanfare, is it just to let everyone wait here and watch His Highness cook a meal?
This is not filial piety, but nonsense! Yang came up first with a big hat, "Besides, if you don't see blood on your birthday, you don't use a knife, this is the rule." ”
"Alright, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you!" Zhu Jun waved his hand impatiently, and immediately said to Lao Zhu: "Father, just say if you want this gift, if you don't, I promise you will regret it!"
If you wait patiently, you will thank me and my eldest brother when the time comes! ”
Zhu Jun's voice was so loud that everyone heard it.
Then there was another sneer from everyone.
"Crazy, crazy, crazy Zhu, really crazy!"
"What a big breath, can you still become an immortal after eating this meal of beef and sheep?"
"Even if this cow and sheep are immortal cows and immortal sheep from the sky, and they can enter the mouth of His Majesty, it is also a blessing for these beasts!"
"Sixth, stop messing around!" Zhu Di frowned and pulled him.
"I'm not messing around!" Zhu Jun withdrew his hand and looked at Zhu Yuanzhang, "If you don't want it, I'll let people withdraw, but it's okay, in the future, even if you ask me, I won't give you this gift!" ”
Zhu Yuanzhang laughed angrily.
Seeing that Zhu Jun said so mysteriously, he was not in a hurry to let people remove the things.
Anyway, it's already a joke, and he's afraid of a fart.
It's better to see what Zhu Jun wants to do.
Perhaps, there is really another mystery in this.
"Your Majesty, King Wu, he ......" Yang Xian just wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Zhu Yuanzhang.
"Let him continue!" Zhu Yuanzhang said: "Since our sixth brother wants to cook a meal for us, then let's wait and taste our sixth mastery."
When the time comes, let the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty taste his craftsmanship.
Good is good, bad is bad.
If you do a good job, we will be rewarded.
If we don't do it well, we will definitely not cover it up! ”
Hearing this, everyone understood, His Majesty was furious.
No matter whether Zhu Jun's next meal is good or not, Zhu Jun will be unlucky!