Chapter 382: Soldiers Don't Get Tired of Deceit
Who knew that Li Zhi directly stretched out his hand to catch Li Hong, and his eyes were full of pride.
"Father, you don't talk about martial arts, you said okay to let me use my hands and feet, why do you have to do it."
Li Hong was captured by Li Zhi, and he was babbling and yelling at Li Zhi at the moment.
"Hong'er, I'm giving you a lesson, this is called not getting tired of deceit, and I warn you not to trust anyone's words."
Li Zhi smiled slightly, and slapped directly on Li Hong's buttocks.
"Father, if you don't talk about martial arts, you are still a scoundrel with a child."
Li Hong was depressed, you are not tired of deceit, you are specially prepared for me.
It's just for pumping my ass, right?
"No, no, no, this is a vivid educational lesson, and in order to make you remember it for a long time, I decided to clean you up as well."
Li Zhi slapped it again as he spoke, and Li Hong, who was in pain, also wailed.
"Mother save me, save me, Queen Mother."
Li Hong can only ask Wu Zetian for help now, after all, his sister is unreliable now.
She can watch from the wall, and if she doesn't add oil to the fire, Li Hong will burn high incense.
"Your Majesty."
"A-Niang, I think what my father said is right, this is a class, otherwise how can Brother Hong have a deep understanding of the sentence that soldiers are not tired of cheating."
Sure enough, Li Yanran still spoke, and directly stopped Wu Zetian.
You probably didn't think of it when you pushed me out at the banquet.
This is called the Present Newspaper.
If I don't let you learn a lesson today, I wonder if you will let this girl go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire next time.
"Okay, Your Majesty, then you can lighten it, don't break it."
Wu Zetian didn't have anything to say, and she could see that the two fathers and daughters were determined to rectify Li Hong.
There's no need for her to jump out now and annoy people.
"No, no."
"Mother, I'm your own son, you can't do this."
"Sister, I won't pay attention to you anymore."
"Woohoo."
Early the next morning, the car battle was prepared, and Li Zhi and Wu Zetian looked at the pair of children in front of them, somewhat reluctant.
Although the fiefdom is not far from here, it is not as good as having children by your side.
"Father, Auntie, if you have nothing to explain, we can leave."
Li Yanran saluted the two and was about to board the car and leave.
"Wait."
Wu Zetian glanced at the palace people behind him, and the other party also walked over with some clothes.
"It's late autumn soon, the weather in Lishan will be colder for a long time, this is the clothes that A-Niang prepared for you, don't get typhoid fever."
"Don't worry, the queen mother, Hong'er will be seven years old soon, I will take care of my sister."
Li Hong stepped forward and patted his chest to reassure Wu Zetian.
Although Sister Ah hurt herself yesterday, he has a lot of adults, and he is not ready to meet him in general.
Besides, as a younger brother, take care of an older sister, isn't that how it should be?
"Give me a side."
Li Yanran woke up Li Hong with a slap, and you still take care of me?
If you little kid can cause me less trouble, I'll burn high incense, it's really a brag and don't file taxes, right?
"You Yanran, you should fight Hong'er less in the future, after all, he is still a child, you have to take care of it more."
Seeing that Li Hong was beaten again, Wu Zetian was also depressed.
Although it is inevitable that children will fight, but you keep fighting like this, what if you beat your brother into a fool.
There will be twists and turns in the Tang Dynasty.
"In my opinion, this Hong'er is too stubborn, he won't be honest if he doesn't beat him, what kind of little tree is that sentence."
"If the small tree is not repaired, it will not be straight, and if people do not repair it, it will be very good."
"Yes, the little tree is not repaired, and the person is not repaired.
Yan Ran should be beaten, don't be fooled by his pity,
But next time it's time to spank, this head should be spanked less, understand. ”
Li Zhi patted his head and gave Li Yanran a look I understand you.
As Li Hong's old father, he knows Li Hong's temper very well, that is the master who will shine if you give a little sunshine, and flood if you give a little flood.
If you don't use violence to suppress him, you really can't suppress him.
"Father, you. . . Are you, am I your own son? ”
Li Hong was stunned, Dad, do you listen to what you are talking about?
When people's children fight, they are mainly persuaded to fight.
It's better for you to do the opposite.
Not only did she not persuade Sister Ah not to beat me, but she also asked her to clean up more.
Is this the attitude of a father?
"What did you say?"
Li Zhi walked up to Li Hong as he spoke, and raised his hand to slap Li Hong, which made Li Hong's eyes glow golden.
Li Yanran also mourned for Li Hong, who are you messing with not to mess with you?
It's not a matter of minutes before he cleans you up.
But Dad, you just said don't want to hit the head, why do you still want to fight.
If you take the lead like this, your daughter will have to go up and down.
"Sister, what are you still doing in a daze, the wind is tight, and you are shutting down."
Li Hong was also frightened, jumped directly into the carriage, and shouted to Li Yanran to run away.
"Father, mother, daughter is gone."
Listening to Li Hong's words, everyone also smiled, and Li Yanran also stepped into the carriage after saluting the two.
"Let's go."
The two got into the car, and the carriage also started slowly, heading towards the outside of the palace.
Suddenly, Li Hong lifted the curtain behind the carriage and made a slight grimace at Li Zhi.
"This kid, hehehehe."
Li Zhi smiled and took Wu Zetian in his arms.
Chang'an is not far from Lishan, and they rushed to the Lishan fiefdom in the afternoon.
"Brother Li."
"Brother Li."
The four of Changsun Yan had been waiting outside the town for a long time, and when they saw Li Yanran returning, they immediately greeted them.
"Why don't you guys stay home for a few more days?"
Li Yanran got out of the carriage and smiled at a few people.
"Brother Li, how can the family be at ease in this fiefdom."
"That's right, we have long regarded this fiefdom as our home, and we don't want to stay at home."
"Hehe, I really can't stand my father's temper, he talks to me at every turn, if it weren't for his age, I would let him taste the taste of sandbags and big fists."
"I'm the same."
The four of them smiled together, after all, how could there be this Lishan at home.
There are no restrictions here, they can do whatever they want, and they don't have to be controlled by their parents.
And here are their ideals, careers and ambitions, so naturally they will come back sooner.
"Okay, let's all go in, let's have a good time today."
Li Yanran waved her hand and took the lead directly and walked inside.
"Lively? What's hilarious? ”
Li Hong followed Li Yanran around, not knowing what his sister was talking about.
"Tonight, Sister asked Brother Hong to perform a chest crushing boulder, how about it?"
“???”
Li Hong was stunned.
A boulder in the chest?
What the heck.
"Sister, what is a chest broken boulder, I can really perform?"
Li Hong looked at Li Yanran, his eyes full of hope.
If he could perform, he wouldn't mind trying.
"Chest crushing boulders, as the name suggests, is to take a huge stone slab, put it on your chest, and then smash it directly with a hammer."
"Then the whole world will be pure."
Li Yanran really wanted to shout even to buy Ka, how could I have such a stupid brother.
Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run?
Even if you haven't seen a big stone on your chest, you should be able to guess the meaning inside.
"Sss
"Sister A, you're not performing, you're dying."
Faced with Li Yanran's explanation, Li Hong gasped and hurriedly stepped aside.
"Yes, I see that the little boy is surprised by his bones, he is definitely the best choice for a broken boulder in his chest, why don't we try it?"
"The wind is howling."
"Monkey, where are you, haven't come to greet your boss yet."
"Boss, the hemp monkey is here."
The two figures slowly ran away, and Li Yanran also smiled slightly.
It's that simple in the world of children.
It's impossible for him, there's no way, who made him a human being in two lives.
"Brother Li, this chest crushed boulder sounds quite interesting, if you want to see it, I may be able to perform it for you."
Cheng Chubi came to Li Yanran's side, and a fine light flashed in his eyes.
"You can really do this?"
Li Yanran was also shocked, she had been looking forward to it for a long time in Chang'an's West Market.
Broken boulder in the chest, to be honest, I have seen a lot on TV, but I have never seen her with my own eyes.
"It is necessary, listening to it is nothing more than a kind of qigong, gathering the energy in the chest, drizzle."
A hint of pride flashed in Cheng Chubi's eyes, looking at Brother Li, who had never seen the world.
He hadn't tried it either, but he thought it would be fine.
"Brother Li, if you really want to see it, I can break it into two pieces."
Yu Chihuan also came over and smiled disdainfully at Cheng Chubi.
"Can you break two pieces?"
Li Yanran was even more surprised, this lieutenant was even more fierce than Cheng Zhibi?
Can you break two boulders in your chest?
The end is very tight.
"What are two pieces, I can break three."
"I can break four pieces."
"Yu Chihuan, you compare it with me, I can break five pieces."
"Ten pieces."
Looking at the two criticisms, Li Yanran was also drunk.
That's a big rock, not a blank piece of paper, and you can't say that you can break the mountain in your chest.
As he spoke, he didn't bother to take care of the two of them and continued to move forward.
"Brother Li Li."
Li Siwen leaned over to Li Yanran and hesitated.
"What's wrong?"
Li Yanran was stunned, not knowing what Li Siwen wanted to say.
"Actually, I can break it."
"Me"
Li Yanran was depressed, these are really Wolong and Phoenix Chicks, and this one of Special Meow is also better?
Why don't you compare who eats the most and spends the longest time going to the toilet?
Break the boulder, break your sister.
Li Yanran directly turned into a trot, she really didn't want to be with these critics.
It makes sense for Meng's mother to move three times, and my mother won't let me play with fools.
Otherwise, this girl will be assimilated by fools, she is still young and does not want to be like this.
Although the fool lived happily, she still had her own things to do.
When there is nothing to pursue, it is not impossible to become stupid.
"Brother Li, don't run, the two pieces can also be discussed."
"I'll you big watermelon."
With Li Yanran returning to the town, the town returned to its original hustle, and Li Yanran was also preparing for her Mid-Autumn Festival party in full swing.
After all, if the Mid-Autumn Festival is not lively, there will always be something less.
With Li Yanran's order, the whole town was also lit up and very festive.
"Miss, Wei Shan asks to see you."