Chapter 387: If you break the boulder, I can only pick up a sledgehammer!
Yu Chihuan also jumped out, he had already tried it with Cheng Chubi, it was okay to break a boulder in his chest,
But one person was a little boring to watch, so they also decided to perform as a duo.
"Me"
Li Yanran has completely accepted these two criticisms, I'm just kidding, you really have to go to the street to perform.
"Then Li Siwen, what program have you prepared?"
Li Yanran gave up, these two critics are not saved at all, it is better to see what Li Siwen thinks.
"I'm breaking a boulder."
Li Siwen smiled slightly, his eyes full of excitement.
“???”
Li Yanran looked at Li Siwen and was directly stunned.
What is crushed boulder?
The two of them are crushed with their chests, which one are you going to crush?
Head?
"Brother Li, when they break boulders in their chests, I will use a sledgehammer."
"I'm meow, get out of here."
Li Yanran pointed outside with her hand, and the three of them didn't dare to stay when they saw this, so they ran away.
"Brother Li, don't be angry, they are all critics."
The eldest grandson Yan smiled slightly, and also came to Li Yanran.
"What kind of gift did you prepare, if you dare to break the boulder on your chest again, this palace will break you as a boulder."
Li Yanran looked at the eldest grandson Yan with a gloomy face, and opened her mouth to threaten.
"Actually, my show is to move stones."
"Get out."
"Okay."
The eldest grandson Yan ran away as a girl, Li Yanran was simply terrible.
"Miss, in fact, if you want to see a big stone broken in your chest, Li Feng can do it too."
Li Feng looked at Li Yanran's depressed appearance and also came to his side.
“???”
Li Yanran slapped her head, and sure enough, this Li Feng was also taken crookedly.
No, it is urgent to find smart people, otherwise she will die sooner or later at the hands of these few critics.
Too lazy to take care of Li Feng, Li Yanran's mind has begun to flash the celebrities of the entire Tang Dynasty, and today, there seem to be few people who can be remembered by her.
"Di Renjie, yes, look for Di Renjie."
Thinking of this name, Li Yanran stood up directly.
Di Renjie, as a die-hard supporter of his wife, the famous Di Ge Lao in history, should still be very young now.
If only you could fool him. Find it, whether it is for the planning of the future, or to teach the Wolong Phoenix Chick is the best candidate.
"Li Feng, you immediately send someone to the ministry, I want to find someone named Di Renjie."
Li Feng had long been accustomed to Li Yanran's moves, so he immediately saluted Li Yanran and arranged for someone to go to the ministry to inquire about the news.
At that time, Di Renjie had just been recommended by Yan Liben and was promoted from the Bianzhou Judge to the Governor of the Prefecture Fa Cao, which was the time to be in high spirits.
I didn't know that I had been remembered by Li Yanran.
Soon the person who went to Chang'an to inquire about the news came back, and also learned about Di Renjie's whereabouts, and was a little helpless to hear that he was now working as a Facao in Bingzhou.
I wanted to have a chance encounter, and then take the opportunity to tie people back, but now that I'm better, I seem to be a little out of reach.
"Sister, what are you worried about?"
Li Hong entered the door and looked at Li Yanran, who was a little worried, and was also stunned.
"It's okay, Sister Ah wants to find someone, but he is far away in the state, so it's really a little difficult to do."
Li Yanran glanced at Li Hong and continued to think about how to get Di Renjie over.
"It's not simple, Cheng Chubi and Wei Chihuan are idle all day long and have nothing to do to wander back and forth in Lishan, let them go to Bingzhou and bring people over?"
Li Hong smiled slightly, what should he do, that's all?
"There's some truth to what you're saying."
Hearing Li Hong's words, Li Yanran was also stunned.
Just thinking about encounters, I have someone, even if I don't have fate, I can go to fate.
"However, this person is still a court official, if Cheng Chubi and they go, what if they don't come."
Now that there is a plan to turn the fate, but who is Di Renjie?
The prime minister of later generations, Di Ge Lao, is now also the law of Bingzhou, a proper court official.
Let the family give up their official positions and go thousands of miles to Lishan, she feels that it is also a little difficult.
"Cut, sister, you forgot your identity,
Don't say that he is a little Facao, even if he is the governor of the state, he still comes to meet him.
Besides, even if he doesn't come, just send someone to tie him up, just like Sun Yaowang. ”
Li Hong looked disdainful again, your own identity is the princess of the Tang Dynasty, and you are definitely second only to your own Gao Zhi.
can climb the high branches, which one does not fly over.
Even if he is really high, then he will be tied.
Beat the board and starve for a few days, let him know what is called the sinister of society, and naturally give in.
"Nonsense."
Li Yanran hit Li Hong's head with a fist, and her eyes were full of anger.
What is the little merger of the state law, that is also the chief official in charge of the litigation of a state, why do you want to come to you.
Besides, kidnapping people, those are officials of the Tang Dynasty, not ordinary people,
If this is known by the father and mother, they must not beat themselves to death.
"Cut, if you are afraid of wolves and tigers, how can you have a little royal domineering, sister, you are like this, it is difficult for this king to hand over the beautiful rivers and mountains of the Tang Dynasty to you."
Li Hong rolled his eyes, you want to take people, and you don't want to be scolded, how can there be such a good thing.
Those who achieve great things are not informal, and this king will change his mind like you.
How can the Tang Dynasty be handed over to a gutless rat like you.
"You're itchy again, aren't you?"
Li Yanran slapped it again, sample, if you don't beat you for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles.
Look at what you can.
"Sister, I'm telling the truth."
Li Hong looked at Li Yanran with an aggrieved face, I'll give you an idea, if you don't think about me, it's okay, and beat me.
This king will definitely not hand over the Tang Dynasty to a capricious villain like you.
Come to your senses, sister.
"I think you owe me a pot, don't you?"
Looking at Li Hong, who shrank to the side, Li Yanran also smiled.
In fact, it is not unreasonable to think about what her little brother said, anyway, there is a talent behind the blame, what is she afraid of.
When the time comes, if the father and mother are held accountable, they will resort to the Dafa of sacrificing their brother and throw Li Hong out of the blame.
“???”
Hearing Li Yanran's words, Li Hong was stupid.
This pot is not small, Sister, your father loves her mother and is carefree, I can't do it.
When my dad saw me, he was like other people's children, beating and scolding.
The old lady is the same, for fear that I will be beaten lightly.
If this pot is buckled on his head, it will really be over.
Thinking of the mixed doubles he might encounter, Li Hong also shuddered.
"Sister, if you say that, I feel like what I said just now is.
After all, tying up an official of the Tang Dynasty in broad daylight is somewhat unreasonable, so let's think about it in the long run. ”
Li Yanran doesn't care what you say now, the idea is yours, and you should carry this pot.
Otherwise, wouldn't all my previous foreshadowing be wasted.
Stupid Brother Ou, you sent it to the door by yourself, no wonder Sister A.
"Sister, do you really want to be like this?"
Seeing that Li Yanran didn't speak, Li Hong was also very afraid.
"What do you say, the so-called heavenly way is a good reincarnation, who does the sky forgive, you can't run away from the fruits of this life because of the past life."
Glancing at Li Hong, who had a miserable look, Li Yanran also touched his little head, telling him not to think about running away.
"Then sister, you promise, when I am beaten, you can't add fuel to the fire, otherwise I will hate you for the rest of my life."
Li Hong also knew that he was in a catastrophe, and he also accepted this fact with a bitter face.
Otherwise, you will not have to face mixed doubles, but compound triples.
That didn't cost you your own life.
"Don't worry, my imperial brother is so caring, how can Sister add fuel to the fire, it's too late to love you."
"Then, sister, can you not let me take the blame, you love me so much."
Li Hong looked at Li Yanran, and there was a little hope in his eyes, but he was ruthlessly suppressed by Li Yanran.
"Don't even think about it, Sister is here to let you take the blame? It's just to make you grow, don't think about it. ”
Li Yanran looked at Li Hong, who was covering his head, and was annoyed.
Little brat, you still want to trick me and do your spring and autumn dreams.
"Woohoo."
Li Hong cried for a while, turned his head and ran out.
After preparation, Li Yanran's Mid-Autumn Festival party was also held as scheduled, still in the stadium.
The people of the entire fiefdom all poured over, and even several princes also rushed together.
This fiefdom is now a place for their children to settle down, and it is only natural that they should come and add to their power.
Various performances were staged one after another, such as lion dances, juggling, singing and dancing, and even a rudimentary burlesque of stand-up comedy.
But the most eye-catching thing is the chest crushed boulder performed by Cheng Chubi and Wei Chihuan.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the performance below is a chest stone, and the performers are Cheng Xiaolangjun and Wei Chi Xiaolangjun."
The host smiled at the two of them, and then bowed directly and retreated.
"What is this for? What is a broken boulder in the chest? ”
Cheng Yanjin heard that it was his son's performance, and his eyes couldn't help but widen, looking at Yu Chi Jingde beside him.
"Look at what I'm doing, it's as if Lao Tzu knows."
Wei Chi Jingde was also stunned, look at me, I still want to see you.
The devil knows what these two rabbit cubs are doing.
"I guess that means breaking the stone with my chest."
Li Ji looked at the sidelines, thought for a while, and then said his opinion.
"It's interesting, the old man really wants to see it."
The eldest grandson Wuji smiled slightly and stroked his beard.
"Eldest grandson Wuji, you are old and not ashamed, what is interesting, it is not the face of your eldest grandson's family that is lost.
Someone, go and bring me Cheng Chubi and that guy right away. ”
Cheng Yanjin was depressed, no matter what the performance situation was, Cheng Chubi was his noble son of Lu Guogong, and he did that embarrassing thing in public.
"Also, Yu Chihuan's bastard was also brought."
"Yes."
Outside the box, there was a sound of echoing harmony, accompanied by footsteps leaving.
After the curtain was over, I saw that Cheng Chubi and Wei Chihuan were all shirtless, full of tendons and flesh, and slowly came to the stage on one left and one right.
A dozen or so soldiers of the forbidden army were also shirtless, carrying two heavy stone slabs, and moved in front of everyone.
The two laughed, waved their hands at the surrounding audience, and slowly lay on the ground after glancing at each other.
"I'm meow."
"It's a shame."
(End of chapter)