Chapter 5: Old Watch, Shut Up!

On the side of the sunny road,

Lu Yan was wearing a pair of slippers and was getting out of the car with a helpless face.

Seeing this scene, the paparazzi followed and said: "Cousin, don't be afraid, I don't have a driver's license, I stole the car."

"Stolen car? Stand up for me! ”

Looking at the paparazzi in shock, Zhuang Jingwen was already stunned at the moment,

And hearing the words of the paparazzi, Lu Yan also collapsed and said: "Old watch, shut up!" ”

"Is there anything to be embarrassed about?"

looked at Lu Yan suspiciously, the paparazzi seemed to be very natural,

"Say, where the car was stolen, you are now not only suspected of driving without a license, but also stealing valuable finances!"

Looking at Lu Yan and the paparazzi, Zhuang Jingwen hurriedly beckoned the police officers behind him for help.

But seeing her like this, Lu Yan talked with his hands with a melancholy look on his face and said: "Talking about three small, this car has become like this, and it is still valuable, don't you know the law when I do?" And, beauty, can I say I don't know him? ”

"Cousin!"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, the paparazzi didn't expect that his cousin actually planned to "abandon" himself!

"North, I was really killed by you!"

Looking at the paparazzi with disgust, Lu Yan stepped forward and said: "I'm seventeen years old, even if you catch me in, at most it's a vacation in the juvenile hall, as well as verbal education and fines, because this car belongs to my cousin's father!" ”

"Yes, this car belongs to my father, is there any problem?"

Hearing Lu Yan say this, the paparazzi immediately stepped forward arrogantly,

Looking at him, Lu Yan said angrily: "Get out of the way, I'm really afraid of you, be careful of imprisonment!" ”

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Zhuang Jingwen couldn't help but say: "Call the police officer, and you know it so clearly, it seems that there are no fewer crimes!" ”

"Can't I just read books and learn on my own?"

looked at Zhuang Jingwen suspiciously, while Lu Yan spread his hands helplessly,

"Cousin, do you have shrimp together? Do you still read? ”

looked at Lu Yan in surprise, and before Zhuang Jingwen could refute it, the paparazzi were shocked, oh my God, his cousin can read, amazing!

"Old watch, if you say more, I'll kill you first!"

Looking at the paparazzi, Lu Yan raised an index finger angrily, indicating that he had begun to get angry!

Make a zipper action, and the paparazzi shut up directly,

And at this moment, Zhuang Jingwen spoke: "What are you saying now, I don't believe the police officer, let's go back to the police station!" ”

"Talk about Sanxiaoye, can you educate you orally, I admit the fine!"

Hearing Zhuang Jingwen say this, Lu Yan couldn't help but be speechless,

"Officer, I don't admit the fine, go, wait for you adults to come! Dressed like this, I want to be a hooligan! Get in! ”

Looking at Lu Yan with a serious face, Zhuang Jingwen couldn't help twisting her hair and turning around,

Looking at the paparazzi speechlessly, Lu Yan stared at him with his eyes and said, "Enter the police station, shut up!" ”

"Uh-huh!"

The chick pecked his head like rice, and the paparazzi said that he would be obedient.

Local Traffic Brigade,

Just when Zhuang Jingwen came in with Lu Yan and the paparazzi, a police officer recognized him and said, "Paparazzi, you're here again!" ”

"Yes, I'm bored, I can't come and hang out! Uncle Zhang, your belly is really big! ”

As a local veteran "thorn head", the paparazzi don't know how many times they have been caught, so knowing each other is nothing.

But Lu Yan felt for the first time that his cousin was a bit of a social cow!

"Stinky boy, go back and see how your dad smokes you!"

raised his hand angrily and slapped the paparazzi on the back, while the police officer looked at Zhuang Jingwen and said, "What's the matter with them!" ”

"Captain, they're suspected of driving without a license!"

opened with a smile on his face, Zhuang Jingwen hurriedly explained,

"That's it, leave it to me, you go get busy first, I know this kid!"

Saying that, the captain directly asked Zhuang Jingwen to hand over the person to him,

After all, as a local, the captain also knows many people in the back wall, and he is also a neighbor of his hometown.

As long as it is not a very serious problem, they will open one eye and close one eye.

And the horn head is also the evolution of the Neighborhood Mutual Aid Association in the past!

"But!"

Just when Zhuang Jingwen was about to say something, Captain Zhang said: "Okay, I know, I'll deal with it!" ”

Signaling that Zhuang Jingwen didn't need to say much, he said, "You two boys come with me!" ”

Saying that, Captain Zhang left with Lu Yan and the paparazzi,

But at this moment, the paparazzi turned his head, stuck out his tongue at Zhuang Jingwen, and made a grimace,

looked at the paparazzi angrily, Zhuang Jingwen couldn't get out of anger at the moment,

Looking at Zhuang Jingwen, Lu Yan spread his hands, indicating that he didn't care.

Entering the office, the paparazzi looked around,

At this time, Captain Zhang picked up the phone and said, "Hey, it's me, ah, yes, yes, yes, the paparazzi are here, boy, what's your name."

Looking at Lu Yan, Captain Zhang asked,

"Lu Yan!"

opened his mouth indifferently, while Lu Yan sat on the chair,

"There's also a young man from Lu Yan, do you know him? Oh, okay, I got it! ”

Hanging up the phone, Captain Zhang said: "Okay, sign and go, don't drive out next time!" ”

Walking forward, Lu Yan looked at the article above, and immediately wrote down his name,

The paparazzi next to him said, "No, what is this?" Do I still need to sign it? ”

"Nonsense, you've been caught, I don't get a document, what will I do in the future?"

looked at the paparazzi with disgust, Captain Zhang complained,

If he hadn't happened to see Lu Yan and the paparazzi, who were really caught by Zhuang Jingwen, they would definitely go to the Juvenile Hall for a vacation!

"Signed! Fines only! ”

slapped the paparazzi on the head angrily, but Lu Yan disgusted it,

"Oh!"

signed the name, but the paparazzi was stunned and said, "By the way, how much is the fine?" ”

"10,000 for one person! Cousin! ”

Taking out the money from his pocket, Lu Yan handed it to Captain Zhang and said, "Thank you, Uncle Zhang!" ”

"Well, good boy, don't mess around with your old cousin in the future!"

took the money and put it in the drawer, and Captain Zhang couldn't help but look at the paparazzi.

In the face of ridicule, the paparazzi also looked up helplessly and looked at the direction of the ceiling.

Coming out of the traffic brigade,

The paparazzi looked at Lu Yan and said, "Cousin, the car is still parked over there, shall we go and drive back?" ”

Hearing the words of the paparazzi, Lu Yan almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood before he was arrested, you want to drive, for fear that Zhuang Jingwen won't catch them, right?

"Cousin, what's your expression?"

Looking at Lu Yan suspiciously, the paparazzi couldn't help but ask,

"Old watch, can't you wait until it gets dark?"

looked at the paparazzi with disgust, and Lu Yan said his thoughts,

Suddenly hearing this, the paparazzi clapped their hands violently and said, "Yes, cousin, I'll go back at night!" ”

"Go, I'll keep an eye on you at night!"

Just as the paparazzi finished speaking, Zhuang Jingwen walked out of it and looked at the two with a smile.

Facing Zhuang Jingwen, Lu Yan said: "Beauty, there's no need!" ”

"What kind of beauty is it, police officer, I'm five years older than you, I'm gorgeous, believe it or not, I'll arrest you!"

Hearing Lu Yan's words, Zhuang Jingwen stepped forward dissatisfied,

Staring at Zhuang Jingwen, Lu Yan couldn't help touching his chin and said, "It's not impossible to be five years older!" I don't mind! ”

"You!"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Zhuang Jingwen was directly thundered by this sentence,

"Wow, cousin, you're so brave!"

looked at Lu Yan in surprise, and the paparazzi couldn't help but give a thumbs up at this moment.

(End of chapter)