Seeing that Li Yanran didn't speak, Li Hong was also a little anxious.

What did we say before, strike first, strike first, you're hesitating, what the hell is it?

"That's it, Yanran, ask you! Did your father have to take you out of the palace? ”

Wu Zetian also looked at Li Yanran with interest, not knowing what his daughter would say.

"A-Niang, in fact, not all of them were taken by his father when he left the palace this time, but Hong'er also wanted to leave the palace, and he even went to steal his father's gold medal."

Li Yanran now seems to have turned into a void person, and while throwing her father out, she also gave Li Hong a critical blow.

"Sister, you.. You."

Li Hong was stunned, didn't he say that he was going to sell his father before?

You're good now, you sold my father, but you trampled me under your feet.

This will become the two of us going out of the palace and taking you out alone, your calculation is really loud!

"Is that so?"

Wu Zetian frowned, and now according to what he said, it seems that Li Zhi's words just now also have a lot of moisture.

"You talk nonsense!"

At this moment, Li Zhi also suddenly spoke up and walked out of the inner room.

"Mei Niang, don't listen to Yanran's nonsense, it's clear that she instigated Hong'er to steal the gold medal, but in fact, she is the culprit!"

Looking at Li Yanran in front of him, Li Zhi was really angry.

I didn't say anything about you just now, but now you are fine, not only stepped on Li Hong, but also pushed me into the abyss.

I really don't let go of any of them.

"Your Majesty, you didn't say that just now, why did you become the instigator of Yanran again? Changing the order is not the way to be a king. ”

Wu Zetian glanced at Li Zhi, you are the emperor of the dynasty, and if you say a word, you will make a promise, and you will change it after a while, which is unconvincing.

"This"

Li Zhi was also depressed, he knew that he was like this, so why did he bother in the first place.

It's a wrong step, a wrong step.

Hunting geese all day long, but today I was pecked by the geese.

"Hey, I admit that I also want to leave the palace, but if Hong'er hadn't come over to steal the gold medal, there would have been no such move, and the culprit is still him!"

Since the quibble can no longer be quibbled, then he can only choose the lesser of two evils and make his son's crime true.

“.”

Now Li Hong was completely stupid, the three of them went out of the city, and the two pointed at themselves.

He knew he was finished, completely finished.

"Queen Mother, Hong'er still has to go back to Wenshu, so I'll leave first."

Since you can't quibble, you can only go to the top with thirty-six strategies.

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Hong also ran away, not giving Wu Zetian a chance to win himself at all.

"Where do you want to go?"

Li Yanran had already seen Li Hong, and when she saw that he was about to run, she directly pressed him to the ground.

"Sister, let go of me, let go of me!"

Li Hong struggled on the ground for a while, and his mouth was babbling at Li Yanran.

"When death is on the verge of death, you dare to shout!"

Wu Zetian also came to Li Hong and slapped him.

Li Zhi also came over, looking at the three black faces in front of him, Li Hong was completely silent.

Now he has a deep understanding of what it means to call the heavens and the earth to be unspiritual.

This situation is despairing.

"Mother, tap!"

looked at his wife with tears in his eyes, he had already accepted his fate, and he could only hope that the other party would be light.

"Tap? Don't worry, if I don't teach you a profound lesson this time, I won't be your mother. ”

Wu Zetian dragged Li Hongcong in front of him, raised his slap and began to bombard.

"Ahh Queen Mother, I know it's wrong! ”

"Mother, tap, tap."

"I can't do it,. The ass is going to crack. ”

Looking at Li Hong, who was screaming again and again, Li Zhi and Li Yanran also gasped,

This Wu Zetian is really ruthless when he fights people, and he doesn't treat Li Hong as his own son at all.

If this is replaced by himself, he will have to shed his skin if he does not die.

glanced at Li Yanran, Li Zhi was also a little apprehensive, although it was impossible for Wu Zetian to spank himself, but the other party also had many ways to deal with him.

It's good that I was witty just now, otherwise it would have been over.

"This, Mei Niang is almost there, if you fight again, you will be broken!"

Seeing that the fight was almost over, Li Zhi also hurriedly opened his mouth and helped Li Hong beg for mercy.

I'm still going to be stupid, and if I continue like this, I'll die.

After all, the other party is also his own son, not picked up from the garbage heap.

In fact, Wu Zetian didn't want to fight for a long time, but the two of them didn't speak, and she couldn't stop.

As soon as Li Zhi opened his mouth, Wu Zetian immediately stopped what he was doing, glared at Li Hong and asked, "Do you dare next time?" ”

"Don't dare! Don't dare anymore! Woooooo ”

Li Hong also burst into tears, and his snot was thrown to the ground.

"Hmph, if you let me know next time, I'll discount your legs, and the queen mother will do what she says!"

Saying that, Wu Zetian also glanced at Li Zhi and Li Yanran on the side.

The two of them shuddered when they heard it, they knew very well that Wu Zetian seemed to be scolding Li Hong, but in fact, he was also talking to himself.

"Hong'er knows!"

Does Li Hong dare to say anything now?

Don't dare at all, now saving your life is the main thing.

"Get up!"

"Thank you, Queen Mother!"

Li Hong slowly got up and looked at Li Zhi and Li Yanran on the side, his eyes were full of hatred.

"Okay, let's disperse if there's nothing to do, I'm tired!"

"Whoa! The daughter retired. ”

"Son's resignation!"

Li Yanran and Li Hong hurriedly saluted and left.

"Then I have also retired, there are still a lot of things over there!"

Li Zhi also frowned, and followed the two of them.

"Your Majesty, this is leaving? The concubine is really pitiful! ”

Wu Zetian snorted coldly at Li Zhi, turned his back, and his shoulders twitched a little.

"Okay, don't do this, can't I leave if I don't leave?"

Li Zhi hurriedly walked to Wu Zetian's side and took her into his arms.

"Your Majesty!"

"Hmm!"

The two also hugged each other and walked towards the inner room.

"Hong'er, why don't you speak!"

Li Yanran looked at Li Hong, who was silent, and was a little embarrassed.

After all, Li Hong can be regarded as being harmed by himself.

"Don't pay attention to me! I'm angry! ”

Li Hong tilted his head and didn't want to deal with Li Yanran at all

This time he was really hurt by it, how could he give up easily.

"Hey, Sister originally thought of a good story, since no one wants to hear it, forget it!"

Looking at Li Hong's appearance, Li Yanran smiled slightly and spoke alone to the sky.

"Good story? How good is it? Can it be better than Monkey King? ”

Li Hong looked disdainful, just you, what other good story can there be.

There are countless good stories I have heard, and I want to make up for my mistakes with one story, is it possible?

"Let's go hand in hand with Monkey King!"

Li Yanran looked at the sky with both eyes, looking like I was very powerful.

"One is not enough, at least three stories are enough! And today you cheated your father for 100 times, and I want to divide it into 50 times. ”

Li Hong thought about it for a while, even if he hated Li Yanran, what could he do, didn't he want to live together?

Rather than this, it is better to take advantage of the present to take advantage of the benefits.

"What did you say?"

Li Yanran also glared at Li Hong, if she wants a story, she doesn't want money.

If it's a big deal, the net will be broken, and she won't believe it, Li Hong can still fly into the sky.

"Then sister, what do you want?"

Looking at Li Yanran, who was full of determination, Li Hong also pursed his face and asked in a low voice.

"Three stories are fine, but it's impossible to ask for money."

Li Yanran glanced at Li Hong and said her bottom line.

"June Fourth, it's okay!"

"I said, if you want money, you can manage the story."

"Ten times, I want ten times, it's always okay, after all, I was beaten so hard, I have to make up for it!"

Li Hong was also holding Li Yanran's arm, and his eyes were full of pleading.

"At most consistently!"

"A consistent? That's too little! After all, I carried everything this time, is my identity only worth the same? ”

Hearing this number consistently, Li Hong was instantly dumbfounded.

Sister, you're too deductible, aren't you, but you made a net profit of ninety-eight yuan before you gave me consistently?

This is too unreasonable to treat me as a human being!

"A-Niang said, men become bad when they are rich, and as your sister, I naturally can't make you a bad person, do you always want to?"

"Yes! Why not, I deserve it! ”

Li Hong was also depressed, so he could only accept Li Yanran's compensation, otherwise he would not even have the usual money.

"It's pretty much the same, go back to the dormitory, and I'll tell you a story about the eight immortals crossing the sea."

"Eight immortals across the sea? All right! ”

Now that the compensation has been negotiated, Li Hong is also full of spring breeze and hugged Li Yanran's arm, looking extremely intimate.

"The so-called Eight Immortals, the first immortal is the Iron Crutch Li, the Donghua Sect Master, and the weapon is a Xuanyuan Iron Crutch."

"The second immortal is Han Zhongli, the number is Zhengyangzi, and the weapon is a nine-wind yin fire fan."

"The third immortal is Zhang Guolao, Mr. Tongxuan, a white fairy donkey under his crotch, carrying a green wood love bucket."

The story of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea was also slowly told in Li Yanran's mouth.

Li Hong stared at Li Yanran, listening to the bizarre story of the Eight Immortals, it was really an ultimate enjoyment.

"Okay, I'm sleepy, let's sleep!"

Li Yanran yawned, and her eyes tightened and she couldn't open them.

"Sister, don't sleep, Brother Hong is listening attentively!"

Li Yanran was sleepy, but Li Hong was enjoying it, he really wanted to know what kind of encounter the Eight Immortals would have next.

"You want to hear it? Lu Dongbin seems to be dead! ”

“？？？”

Li Hong was dumbfounded, how powerful is this special meow Lu Dongbin, how can he die?

"Sister, you must be joking, let's sleep, it's all right!"

Shaking his head depressedly, Li Hong's eyes were full of pleading.

"That's pretty much it, sleep!"

Li Yanran yawned again, dragged the quilt over, and got into it directly.

Li Hong also wanted to drill into it, but was kicked out by Li Yanran.

"Sister, why are you kicking me? My ass hurts! ”

Li Hong covered his ass depressedly, and his little face was wrinkled.

"Men and women don't kiss, you are also a big child, don't you understand the other principles between men and women?"

glaring at Li Hong, Li Yanran wrapped the quilt tightly, lay on the side and fell asleep.

"Humph!"

Li Hong also snorted coldly, took another quilt, and lay down beside Li Yanran.

At dawn the next day, Li Yanran stretched her waist and was refreshed.

Glancing at Li Hong, who was still asleep, Li Yanran folded the quilt and slowly came to the bucket where the soybeans were soaked.

Looking at the soybeans that had been soaked, Li Yanran also smiled slightly.

Next, it's time to grind the tofu.

"Brother Hong, Brother Hong, get up!"