Chapter 550: Sister gives you a chance to be in the limelight
Li Hong smiled slightly, the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea is also a book, and the father and mother don't care what they are reading.
"You're such a clever little ghost!"
Li Yanran didn't have anything to say, so she sighed and walked ahead.
After returning to the dormitory, Li Yanran directly started the follow-up of the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, and Li Hong was also fascinated by it.
"It's finally over!"
Li Yanran only felt that her mouth was dry, and she finally finished telling the story of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea.
"Sister, sister, you still owe me two stories!"
“???”
Li Yanran only felt a little desperate, she was a cheap person at the beginning, why did she agree to Li Hong's request.
She now finally understood what it meant to shoot herself in the foot.
"Brother Honghong, let's have a discussion, forget the story, Sister will give you two more times, how about it?"
glanced at her brother, Li Yanran also proposed to pay for the two stories of waiving the debt.
"No, money is just a passing moment for Brother Hong, it doesn't matter if there are more or less, it's better to tell a story."
Li Hong shook his head, money really didn't matter much to him.
You can't use it in the palace, and you can't spend it in the fiefdom.
Since it's all useless, why do you need money?
“.”
Li Yanran was also depressed, she really didn't expect that she couldn't even tempt her little brother with money.
"Ten times, how's that?"
"Sister, let's start quickly! I don't want you to give a hundred. ”
"Then let's tell a story about Jigong!"
Li Yanran also had no choice but to use her brain to think of any good stories.
"Jigong? How about crossing the sea than the eight immortals? ”
Hearing Jigong's name, Li Hong also frowned.
The previous Eight Immortals crossed the sea, but he could hear his ups and downs, and his mood was surging.
Especially the climax of crossing the sea, the eight immortals also showed their own magical powers, turning their hands into clouds and covering their hands for rain, which really fascinated him.
"This can only be said to have its own merits!"
Li Yanran frowned, if you want to say which of the two stories is better, she can't evaluate it.
"Then Sister, why don't you start soon? Brother Hong can't wait. ”
Hearing that each has its own merits, Li Hong also sat up straight, waiting for his sister to speak.
"There is a temple in the south called Lingyin Temple, there is a layman named Li Xiuyuan, called Huyin, and later he became a monk in Lingyin Temple, and the law name is Daoji.
Although this Daoji is a monk, he wears a broken hat and a fan, and wears torn shoes and clothes, and he is crazy all day long.
The most special thing about this is that you are in the Buddha Gate, but you are not bound by the precepts, and your favorite thing all day is to drink wine and eat meat, one day."
"Sister! As a Buddhist disciple, how can you drink wine and eat meat? How could the Buddha sect tolerate such a person? ”
Hearing Li Yanran say that the Taoist monk likes to drink wine and eat meat all day long, Li Hong immediately asked.
"His mantra is that wine and flesh pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart,
Although he drinks wine and eats meat, he is a learned monk who accumulates virtue and does good.
In the face of such a character, even if it is a Buddhist, he does not dare to say anything.
And you'd better shut up when I'm telling stories, or I won't talk about it! ”
glanced at Li Hong, and Li Yanran was also depressed.
Legend has it that this Jigong is the reincarnation of the Dragon Arhat, how could Buddhism expel such a living Buddha-level figure.
Besides, you are telling stories, not history, why are you so much?
"I know, sister, go on!"
Hearing Li Yanran's scolding, Li Hong also quickly shut up and waited for her follow-up.
"Jigong couldn't stay in Lingyin Temple anymore, so he also slipped to Jingci Temple.
With Jigong, the living Buddha, the incense of Jingci Temple flourished instantly.
Looking at the incense in Jingci Temple, there is a bully named Zhao Tianpeng in the city, and his housekeeper also gave his master an idea.
Let Zhao Tianpeng collect money on the stone bridge across the river, and Jigong is not angry when he enters this scene, so he wants to rectify this bully"
Listening to the story in Li Yanran's mouth, Li Hong's eyes were about to pop out.
This is really powerful, not only can it conjure copper coins, but it can also turn the bully's leg into a prosthetic leg made of copper coins, and it can also help people pick up their legs.
The most ridiculous thing is that the butler was actually put on a dog's leg, which really made him laugh a little.
"Sister, this Daoji is really something, not only punished the bully Zhao Tianpeng, but also punished the evil housekeeper, it's really happy!"
Li Hong slapped his face and laughed at Li Yanran.
In his opinion, such a bully should be punished with capital punishment, and the housekeeper should also be damned, and it is cheaper to give him dog legs.
"Why don't you tell me?"
glanced at Li Hong, and Li Yanran was also depressed.
The most annoying thing for her is that she is interrupted when she is telling a story, after all, this thing is very troublesome, and you have to start from scratch when you interrupt.
Annoying.
"Sister, you come, you come!"
Just told the story like this, listened to the story, and told it until the moon was on the top of the eyebrows, and the story of the living Buddha Jigong could be finished.
"It's almost time, it's time to sleep!"
yawned, Li Yanran was also a little sleepy, took off her shoes and walked towards the bed.
"Sister, you still owe me a story!"
Looking at Li Yanran's back, Li Hong chased after him directly.
"Got it, hurry up and go to bed, and I'll tell you about Sou Shen Biography tomorrow!"
"Okay."
Hearing the name of Sou Shenchuan, Li Hong also bent his eyes, and this name was very powerful when he heard it.
In this way, time came to Chinese New Year's Eve in a blink of an eye, looking at the palace that had been framed, Li Yanran also knew that the first New Year after recognizing his ancestors and returning to his ancestors was coming.
"Your Highnesses, Your Majesty has a decree that you will attend today's banquet!"
Sun Xu came over, looked at Li Yanran and Li Hong, and hurriedly said Li Zhi's will.
"Got it!"
Li Hong also pouted, what annoyed him the most was this so-called banquet, especially the dinner party on Chinese New Year's Eve.
The emperor's relatives, dignitaries, and many people can't stand it, so it's better to sit together as a family and eat a meal quietly.
"What's wrong?"
Looking at Li Hong's little face, Li Yanran was also a little puzzled.
"Sister, don't you know, this Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is very boring, and when the time comes, it is indispensable to chant poetry again, but it is the time for the four royal brothers to be in the limelight."
Li Hong was depressed.
Although he doesn't remember for two years, the big and small banquets in the past two years, especially the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.
It's always Li Sujie who is out of the limelight.
So what annoys him the most is this kind of large banquet.
"Don't worry, Sister will give you a chance to show off at this banquet, how about it?"
Hearing that Li Hong turned out to be this reason, Li Yanran touched Li Hong's little head.
Isn't it just a banquet to compose poems, and the title of Sister Datang is not in vain.
"Sister, don't say it, the topic of each Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is different, how can there be time!"
Li Hong shook his head, if you want to say that you can make poetry by yourself, he is 100% convinced.
But you can make yourself in the limelight, but he doesn't believe it.
"Hehe, how about I'll send you a poem first?"
Glancing at her little brother, Li Yanran also sneered, she really looked down on herself?
"Okay, I want to hear what good poems you have, Sister?"
Glancing at the old lady, Li Hong was also looking forward to it.
He has seen a lot of poems in the forest farm, but it is the first time he has seen poems in advance.
"Listen!"
"This poem is called Yuan Ri!"
"The sound of firecrackers is one year old, and the spring breeze sends warmth into Tusu."
"Thousands of households always exchange new peaches for old charms."
“???”
Hearing Li Yanran's poem, Li Hong was stunned.
This poem is really timely, although the description is very straightforward, but the meaning is profound.
This. This is a bit beyond his imagination, Sister Ah is really Sister Ah, this is amazing.
"How?"
Looking at Li Hong, who was stunned, Li Yanran also held her chest with her hands, looking like she was very powerful.
"Sister A, this poem is really amazing, but why don't you recite it yourself?"
Li Hong naturally has nothing to say, no matter what the content of the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is, as long as the first Yuan Zheng is after Chinese New Year's Eve, absolutely no one can find fault.
But why didn't my sister show off herself, but gave this poem to herself?
Could it be that she has something better and more suitable for the situation?
Ready to bang yourself?
"Do I still need to be in the limelight? If you don't want to, Sister will come by herself then! ”
glanced at Li Hong, knowing that this kid must not have anything good in mind.
"How can this little thing bother Sister Ah to come out and hand it over to Brother Hong, and see how I kill the Quartet!"
Hearing that Li Yanran wanted to take back this first day, Li Hong quit on the spot.
How can the poems given to me still have a reason to go back.
"Hurry up and pack your clothes, don't lose your prince's face in front of the civil and military officials!"
Li Yanran said and began to choose the palace clothes for the night and some decorative objects that the old lady gave her.
"Sun Xu, go back to the palace!"
Li Hong's nest is in the East Palace, and those formal clothes are all in the palace, even if he wants to change, he can only go back to the East Palace.
"Yan'er, this time by His Majesty's grace, I will allow you to enter the palace to celebrate the New Year with Your Majesty, don't embarrass the Zhang Sun family when the time comes!"
The eldest grandson Wuji accepted the service of his subordinates, and at the same time lectured at the eldest grandson Yan beside him.
"Father, if I don't go, I really can't stand this occasion, I'll stay at home with my mother!"
The eldest grandson's face was almost pulled outside the house, which seemed to his father to be a grace, but he felt like he was on pins and needles.
The Emperor's wine is so good?
Not to mention a lot of rules, if you meet your opponent at that time, you will have to be made difficult.
Instead of going there to eat that nest wine, it is better to stay at home with your wife.
"Your aunt will go with us, including your eldest brother!"
The eldest grandson Wuji glanced at his son, you dare to disobey the emperor's will?
Let you go that is to look at you, you still old cow wagging its tail - yourself wagging first?
Do you really think you're a big guy?
If it weren't for the face of your father and Princess Lishan, would you go to keep the New Year?
You can't even get through the palace gates.
"My father, is it possible that Your Majesty wants to uproot our eldest grandson's family in one nest?"
"Smack!"