Chapter 564: Have you ever seen an iron head open a walnut?

Li Hong said as he wanted to run away.

Li Yanran had expected this situation a long time ago, and grabbed Li Hong's neck as soon as she grabbed it.

"Where do you want to run?"

"Sister A, I suddenly remembered that I haven't paid New Year's greetings to my mother, aren't you in a hurry?"

Li Hong's little face collapsed in an instant, he never imagined that Li Yanran would have a showdown with his father.

How could she dare to have a showdown with her father? This simply doesn't make sense!

At this time, he finally understood why the old lady asked so much just now, this is to use his copper head and iron bones to have a passionate collision with walnuts.

"Don't go, help Sister open a walnut before leaving."

Li Yanran smiled coldly, if she wants to run now, is it a little late.

My walnuts haven't bloomed yet.

"Sister A'a, I know it's wrong, I promise that I will never threaten you with this again in the future, just spare me once!"

Li Hong was really scared now, and sure enough, sure enough, she wanted to compete with Walnut by herself.

It's over, it's over, the head is going to bloom.

"Spare you once? How awesome were you? Where's your little tsundere just now? Where are they gone? ”

Li Yanran slapped it with a slap, and Li Hongden was honest.

"Sister A, why don't you hit twice and get angry,

Don't let me open walnuts, they're going to die. ”

"No, I don't know who said it just now, walnuts are no match for your iron head,

Sister has seen everything, but she has never seen a walnut with her head.

Come on, start your show! ”

Li Yanran Peng slapped the walnut in front of Li Hong, and then it was a gesture of please.

"Sister, how can you let me go, as long as I can do it, I will never frown."

Li Hong looked at the incomparably hard walnuts, and Li Hong also swallowed his saliva.

This is a hard-fought battle, even if he can shoot the walnut to death, he will be the result of injuring the enemy by 1,000 and losing 800 by himself.

"Now give you two ways, either you will open this walnut for me, or you will give me a thousand taels of gold, you choose!"

Li Yanran also glared at Li Hong, what did you talk to me before, but now let you know what it means to be controlled by others.

"A thousand taels of yellow gold? Sister, you are blackmailing! ”

When he heard that he wanted a thousand taels of gold, Li Hongden blew up.

You are rich in the world, and you regard money as a mustard, I am different from you, I am a poor boy.

Don't say a thousand taels of gold, you just don't ask me for a thousand dollars.

Isn't that killing me?

"Have you forgotten how you blackmailed me?

This is called the reincarnation of the way of heaven, and the heavens forgive whom,

Either pay for it or perform it, you can choose it yourself. ”

Li Yanran also didn't give Li Hong a good face, why didn't you let me go when you blackmailed me before.

Now that you have been wronged, who will you show it?

Shameful!

"Okay, then I'll give you a walnut to cheer up my sister."

Glancing at Li Yanran, Li Hong also gritted his teeth and put the walnuts in the right position, his eyes full of determination.

"Ahh

Li Hong closed his eyes and smashed his head.

"Peng!"

Li Hong's head had a close contact with the table, and as for the walnuts, they had already been taken away by Li Yanran.

“???”

Li Hong opened his eyes and looked at the walnuts that flew to the side.

This special meow himself used all his strength just now, why did he fly?

Wouldn't that be another time for me to suffer?

Touching the big bag on his head, his tears were about to flow out.

"Okay, I'll spare you this time, and if you dare to have a next time, it won't be like this!"

Li Yanran picked up two walnuts and twisted them hard in her hand, and the walnuts also cracked in response.

I grabbed a piece of walnut kernel and put it in my mouth and took a hard bite.

"I know, Sister is healthy, Brother Hong is gone!"

Li Hong was also stunned, and then ran out excitedly.

"This Li Hong!"

Li Yanran shook her head depressedly.

Walking outside, looking at the silver in the courtyard, she also sighed.

It's the New Year, Dad, Mother, Happy New Year!

While Li Yanran was resting, Li Zhi was very busy, accepting congratulations from civil and military officials and envoys from various countries, and sending gifts outside.

It wasn't until the evening that he dragged his tired body back to the dormitory.

"Your Majesty, you're tired!"

Wu Zetian looked at Li Zhi's dark circles and hurriedly sent a cup of ginseng tea.

"Hey, I'm really tired, others have a holiday for the New Year, and I have to work overtime for the New Year."

Li Zhi took a sip of ginseng tea, and he also grew a breath of atmosphere.

"Hurry up and rest, we have a busy tomorrow!"

Wu Zetian came behind Li Zhi and pressed his hands on his temples.

Li Zhi touched Wu Zetian's tender hand, and he didn't say a word with his eyes closed.

After a while, Li Zhi's snoring also sounded.

Looking at Li Zhi's appearance, Wu Zetian also gently pulled out his hand, walked into the bedroom, moved the quilt, and covered the other party.

Then he moved the chair and leaned against Li Zhi's side.

The next day was the same, Li Zhi was already in good spirits and continued to devote himself to the court meeting.

Today is different from yesterday, today is mainly the royal family and friends and horses in Beijing.

When the day's entertainment was over, Li Zhi also dragged his tired body back to Wu Zetian's bedroom.

"Father!"

"Father!"

As soon as he entered the door, Li Yanran and Li Hong also pounced together.

"You, you."

Looking at the children in front of him, Li Zhi was also stunned.

Why did these two demon kings come?

"Hehe, my father must be tired, A-Niang has prepared something delicious!"

Li Yanran hugged Li Zhi's arm and walked towards the dining table.

"I have a heart!"

Li Zhi smiled at Wu Zetian, he hadn't eaten for a day, and he happened to be hungry.

"Hurry up and eat!"

Wu Zetian also took a piece of meat and handed it to Li Zhi's mouth as he spoke.

"Hmm!"

Li Zhi chewed twice and nodded.

"Father, drink this, drink this!"

Li Yanran also scooped up a bowl of chicken soup with a spoon and handed it to Li Zhi.

"Well, yes, yes!"

A mouthful of chicken soup into his throat, Li Zhi felt extremely comfortable.

"Father, there's this!"

Li Hong also sandwiched a piece of beef and handed it to his father.

"Well, it's all good!"

Li Zhi feels very good now, with a good wife on his side and his children in front.

This is probably the family fun mentioned in the book.

The royal family can have such a scene, I'm afraid only themselves.

"Father, Hong'er has just learned a mastery, and he asked Tietou to open walnuts, why don't you let him perform for you?"

“???”

“???”

“???”

The three of them were all stunned, especially Li Hong, who was stupid.

What do you mean by the mastery I just learned, and I wasn't forced by you?

"Hong'er, you actually have such ability?"

Li Zhi looked at Li Hong stupidly, he really didn't think that people could use their brains to open walnuts.

I'm afraid that my stupid son can get rid of such a thing, and others can't do such a stupid thing.

"Hong'er, you really don't love yourself, how can you do such a thing? If you want to eat walnuts, just let the waiter smash them open. ”

Wu Zetian frowned, you are the prince of the Tang Dynasty, smashing walnuts with your brain?

You're afraid that your brain is squeezed by the door!

It's really drunk.

"Father, don't listen to Sister A's nonsense, I don't have it, I don't have it!"

Looking at Wu Zetian's big black face, Li Hong also shuddered.

Sister, you're trying to kill me!

"None? So how did the bag on your head come about? Don't say you're caught in the door! ”

Hearing Li Hong's pale words of defense, Li Zhi also glared at him.

If you make a mistake and don't admit it, you're not a husband at all.

"Me, me!"

Li Hong jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it now.

This is indeed left when he smashed walnuts with his brain, but he didn't smash it!

Sister, you said you let me go, so I was waiting here.

"What am I? If you dare to do such a thing next time, I will not spare you! ”

"Hong'er knows it's wrong!"

Li Hong also glanced at Li Yanran and admitted his mistake to Li Zhi.

Li Yanran looked at the aggrieved Li Hong from the side and smiled coldly.

It's all knocked on my head, if I don't let you know how powerful, you really think you're a character.

"Your Majesty, Hong'er is stubborn, don't be angry!"

Wu Zetian sandwiched another piece of beef and sent it to Li Zhi's mouth.

"Humph!"

Li Zhi also snorted coldly and swallowed the beef fiercely into his mouth.

"Humph!"

Li Hong also snorted coldly at Li Yanran, and glanced to the side with an angry look on his face.

"Sample!"

Li Yanran dug up another bowl of chicken soup and sent it to Li Zhi.

After being full of wine and food, Li Zhi also slowly stood up.

"Hong'er, I suddenly want to see you open walnuts! Why don't you put on a show for me? ”

“???”

Li Hong was not good in an instant, Dad, how can you do this?

Didn't you just say that I was doing this dangerous move and knocking me to death?

Why is it like this now, is this what a father should do?

"Your Majesty!"

Wu Zetian was also depressed, why is his son unreliable, even if his son is unreliable, Lao Tzu is also so unreliable.

Do you really want your son's brain to explode?

"I'm kidding, hehe, amusement!"

Seeing that Wu Zetian's face was wrong, Li Zhi hurriedly scratched his head.

He's just joking, how can he take it seriously?

Are you really Li Hong's stupid boy?

Ridicule, ridicule, understand.

Look at Xiao Yanran, aren't you very calm?

It's my precious daughter who really understands me.

"Father, you're scared to death!"

Hearing this, Li Hong was also pardoned.

This Lao Tzu is really not a son of man, everyone else is a pit father, you are good, pit your son to play.

It's doggy.

"Humph!"

Li Zhi also snorted coldly, you stupid son, I really don't know what to do.

"Okay, the meal is also eaten, you two hurry back and rest, there will be a lot of things tomorrow!"

"Whoa!"

"Whoa!"

Li Hong and Li Yanran saluted together and left quietly.

"Your Majesty, hurry up and rest!"

After a pair of children left, Wu Zetian also rubbed Li Zhi's temples.

"Well, let's rest!"

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

(End of chapter)