Now Li Hong doesn't understand, can the protagonist of this story be changed at will?

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple and a Taoist temple on the mountain, and there was a little Taoist priest in the temple.

The little Taoist priest was busy all day long, and he had to go down the mountain to carry water from the foot of the mountain.

Even so, he never slackened off, and always filled the water tank on the mountain! ”

"Sister, why is he so stupid, won't he take the mountain spring to drink?

If the mountain spring is not able to catch rainwater to drink, why do you want to go to the foot of the mountain to fetch water? ”

Li Hong frowned and asked at Li Yanran.

“？？？”

Li Yanran is not good in an instant, you listen to stories and listen to stories, so why are there so many?

How do I know why he doesn't catch the mountain spring water and rain?

"Do you want to listen?"

Raising your hand is a slap in the face.

"Why are you beating people, can you just say it!"

Li Hong covered his head depressedly and motioned for Li Yanran to continue.

"One day, a slightly older Taoist priest came to the temple Taoist temple, and the little Taoist priest asked the Taoist priest to go down the mountain to carry water.

But the Dao priest thought that he was old and would be driven, so he said that if you don't carry water, I will beat you!

The little Taoist priest was helpless, so he could only say that let's go down the mountain and carry water together!

So the two of them began their careers of carrying water up the mountain. ”

"Sister, this Daoist is also stupid, why do you succumb to the prestige of the little Taoist when you have an advantage, and you want to go down the mountain and carry the water together?"

"Can you please stop interrupting me?"

Li Yanran felt bad in an instant, I am telling a story, not a reasonable story.

Maybe that Daoist is like you, and he has a hole in his brain?

"Okay, okay, sister, go on!"

Li Hong flashed for a moment, and when he saw that Li Yanran didn't pump himself, he leaned over again.

"It is considered peace for the two to carry water and drink it, and they are diligent every day, and the water in the tank is always full.

Not long after that, another fat Taoist priest came,

This fat Taoist priest is lazy to do it, and he doesn't work every day, and the little Taoist priest and the Taoist priest have a lot of opinions about it.

The fat Taoist priest didn't care, and said that if you don't want to, then don't carry water!

So all three of them lay flat, and the water tank, which had always been full, was soon empty. ”

"Sister, if they don't carry water, aren't they afraid of dying of thirst?"

"If you talk again, I won't talk about it!"

Li Yanran slapped it again, can you not interject.

If you do this again, I'm really going to give you a nuclear angel.

"Sister, you go on, I promise not to interject!"

Li Hong immediately covered his mouth and looked at the old lady with a pitiful expression.

"If you interject again, I'll clean you up."

"Well, don't worry!"

Li Hong nodded, promising not to interject.

"There is no water in the temple, but the people are fine, and the rats in the temple can't stand it first.

When I went out to look for water to drink, I accidentally knocked over the oil lamp in the hall, and then the fire burned in an instant.

The three Taoist priests were awakened by the fire and hurriedly went to the water tank to scoop water to extinguish the fire.

But there was no water in the tank, so they could only hurry up with the bucket to fetch water down the mountain.

But the distant water couldn't save the near fire, the Taoist temple was burned to the ground, and they had no place to live. ”

Li Yanran finally finished telling the story of the three monks who had no water to drink, glanced at Li Hong on the side, and gave him a look.

It's time for you to talk about your feelings.

"Sister, why did the rat knock over the oil lamp? Don't they have a sense of arson?

And since they know that it is too late to fetch water, why are they stupid to go down the mountain to fetch water?

Sister, what do you mean by this story?

Do you want to tell me that fire prevention and theft prevention are important? ”

Li Hong looked at the old lady with a wrinkled face, and didn't understand what Li Yanran meant.

“？？？”

Li Yanran really wants to slap her brother to death now.

I want to say that I want you to prevent fire and theft?

You're afraid you don't have some serious illness, what about your brain?

Just ignore the spirit at all?

"Sister, what are you beating me again, isn't this what this story says?

If they had done a good job of setting fires, there would not be this fire.

They don't become homeless either.

Besides, this fire was put by a mouse, not me, can you whip me? ”

was slapped again, Li Hong was also depressed, and his analysis was correct.

Why are you hitting me again?

I'm messing with someone.

"Did I mean that?"

"I mean to tell you, you have to be proactive, you have to be responsible, you can't shirk each other.

It's called a monk. One Taoist priest carries water to drink, two Taoist priests carry water to drink, and three Taoist priests have no water to drink. ”

Li Yanran really wanted to kill Li Hong, and the fire was put by a mouse, you really gave the mouse a long face.

"That's what it means!"

Hearing Li Yanran's explanation, Li Hong suddenly realized.

It turns out that this is what the old lady meant.

Originally, he thought it was a funny story, but he didn't expect it to be a mythical story, which really opened his eyes.

"Me"

Li Yanran patted her head, and it was redundant to come over and tell him a story.

This kid has a hole in his brain, and the identification is complete.

"Sister, then you said that if the Daoist and the Fat Daoist forcibly let Xiaodao carry water through force before, would there still be such a scene?

In the end, they are too stupid to have this catastrophe.

You don't always teach me not to be ruthless and unsteady, and if I did, I wouldn't have been. ”

Li Hong flashed to the side and watched the old lady say what she thought.

"Come on, come on, you come over to me!"

Li Yanran stared at Li Hong, and clenched her fists tightly.

"I'm not, I'm telling the truth."

Li Hong is not stupid, looking at Li Yanran's expression, she knows that she must want to beat herself now.

Wouldn't this go over and be beaten up?

"I advise you to come over obediently, this dormitory is so big, if I catch you, then you will die!"

Li Yanran slowly stood up, her eyes full of anger.

This rabbit cub is really annoying.

I was bored and asked you to come over to relieve my boredom, but you were good, why did you pour me a stomach.

Reason with someone yourself.

"This"

Hearing Li Yanran's words, Li Hong also glanced around, this dormitory is indeed not big, and it seems impossible to get out.

"Come here!"

"Oh!"

Li Hong also gave up, and walked to the old lady's side with his head down.

"Sister, you fight!"

As soon as he lifted the hem of his clothes, Li Hong also pouted his buttocks, and he was more willing to be slapped on the ass than on the head.

Li Yanran kicked Li Hong on the heel, and also laughed and scolded.

"Fuck off!"

"Hee-hee, sister, you can't hit your head anymore if you spank your head!"

Li Hong got up from the ground and smiled at Li Yanran.

"Okay, the story is over, I'm relieved to see that you're okay, let's go!"

Li Yanran flicked her sleeves and walked outside.

"Sister, it's still early, tell a story and then go!"

Li Hong grabbed Li Yanran's sleeve, his eyes full of pleading.

"Still telling stories? I'm afraid I'm going to be by you if I tell you more stories! ”

Li Yanran glared at Li Hong and told a story.

The story of the three monks who have no water to drink is about to be by your brain, and if you talk about anything else, wouldn't you die here today.

"I promise this time, just listen and don't speak, and talk about another quilt!"

Li Hong was unrelenting, and insisted that Li Yanran tell the story again.

"Then you promise me to tell the story and you won't interject!"

Looking at the sky outside, it was indeed quite early, and it was really boring to go back to the dormitory.

"Okay, sister, sit down!"

Li Hong hurriedly put the old lady on the sofa.

"I've got a long story, are you sure you want to hear it?"

Glancing at Li Hong, Li Yanran also smiled slightly.

"Listen, Brother Hong is afraid that the story is short, if you can tell it for three days and three nights, I will obey you!"

Li Hong's face was full of excitement, and the longer the story, the longer it was.

Someone to talk to him, how can he dislike it.

"Okay, then I'll get started!

Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a view on the mountain, and there was an old Taoist priest in the museum who told stories to the little Taoist priest! What are you talking about? ”

"What are you talking about?"

"It's about a mountain in the past, and there was a view on the mountain, and there was an old Taoist priest in the hall telling stories to the little Taoist priest! What is it? ”

"What are you talking about?"

"It is said that once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a view on the mountain."

"Wait!"

After listening to this three times, Li Hong was stunned.

What are you talking about?

Turning back and forth?

No wonder this story is a bit long, if this is told, let alone three days and three nights, even if it is told for three thousand years, it will not be finished!

"What's wrong?"

"What's wrong? Sister, are you perfunctory to me, how can you have a story? ”

Li Hong looked at the old lady depressedly, I can't embarrass you if you don't want to say anything.

But when you say that, you kind of look down on me!

This story can be regarded as a family heirloom, and the grandfather can tell the story of the death of his grandson.

"That's the story, you wait until I'm done."

Li Yanran was also depressed, she didn't expect Li Hong to react so quickly.

She had only heard it three times, and she thought that he would be able to reflect it at least ten times.

"Then sister, go on, I want to hear what you can tell this story."

"It's all your fault for interrupting me, I'm going to start from scratch!"

glanced at Li Hong, and Li Yanran started to have a mountain again.

After listening to it ten times, Li Hong was completely impatient, and directly pulled the old sister and said, "Sister, if you don't want to tell the story, go back to the palace as soon as possible." ”

I'm not a fool, listening to your story, it's better to read a book and eat something delicious.

"Hmph, if you don't listen to the pull, I don't want to talk about it yet!"

Li Yanran also stood up directly, shook her hand and was about to leave.

"Wait, sister, are you sure you have an end to this story?"

Li Hong was stunned, could it be that the old lady didn't fool me, this is the prelude to the story?

"Nonsense, what am I going to say without an ending?"

"Then please give me advice, I really want to hear what this story is."

Li Hong was silent and decided to dive in to listen to the old lady finish the story.

"It's almost over, and I'm going to start from the beginning! It's annoying! ”