Chapter 6: I Think You're Like a Hammer!

Containment of the mountain,

Li Fuzi can be said to be a smooth soldier, because all the weapons in his hands were lost halfway.

After all, who knows, Lu Yan is so ruthless, he actually broke the mountain,

All the way forward, everyone is hungry and tired at the moment,

As if sensing that everyone's state was not good, Lu Yan beckoned: "Okay, fix it here for a while and see if anyone passes by!" ”

But after listening to Lu Yan's words, Li Fuzi said with a shocked face: "Lu boy, this seems to be the territory of the Japanese Invaders!" You"

"What do we do?"

Looking at Master Li suspiciously, Lu Yan couldn't help but ask,

"Huh? Aren't we "archaeological"? ”

Looking at Lu Yan in surprise, Li Fuzi immediately became puzzled,

"Isn't that right, when I send them down, won't the things be ours? Although the time is close to "100 million" points

Looking at Li Fuzi with a serious face, Lu Yan seemed to feel that his concept was very correct!

looked at Lu Yan in astonishment, not only Li Fuzi but the rest of the people were also dumbfounded at this moment,

How can this also be called tomb robbery? Isn't it the reincarnation of the Living Hades Green Forest Bandits?

Just when everyone was shocked by Lu Yan's idea, several military trucks came in the distance,

It seems to be transporting something,

Seeing this scene, Lu Yan didn't say anything, picked up the spear and walked down,

"This?"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Li Fuzi couldn't help but open his mouth wide,

"Hey, the old Taoist master often says that I have a catastrophe in this life, and it seems that I should be on this person!"

Looking at Lu Yan's sturdy back, Qingfeng Dao couldn't help but pout.

But after listening to his words, Li Fuzi looked confused and said, "Aren't you a registered disciple?" Your master is still so good to you? ”

"Then it doesn't need to be said, in the senior brother, it's me"

Just as Qingfeng Daoist was about to say how much he respected his teacher, Li Fuzi had already stood up and said, "Let's go, move things!" ”

Looking at the distance in surprise, the Qingfeng Dao people were about to say something, but they saw that Lu Yan had already slaughtered all the widows.

Well, at this rate, playing archaeology is not as profitable as he is a green forest hero!

"Wow, this is a truck, baby!"

Just when everyone was touching east and west in the car,

Lu Yan picked up a widow, took out a cigarette case from his arms, and then threw it in the ditch next to him and said, "What about the match, Zhang Laosi!" ”

"Please call the poor road Qingfeng Dao people!"

looked at Lu Yan angrily, but Qingfeng Daoist hurriedly retorted,

"Okay, Zhang Laosi, match!"

Looking at Qingfeng Daoren, Lu Yan couldn't help but ask,

Looking at Lu Yan with resentment, Qingfeng Daoist handed out the match and said, "Give!" ”

"Rich, rich, this car is full of gold!"

"Really? Damn, really."

Just when everyone was gathered on the truck in the middle, with a shocked look on their faces, Lu Yan came to the side and said, "You guys are divided!" ”

"Ah, it's ours, Lu boy, don't you want it?"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Li Fuzi and Qingfeng Daoren were stunned,

"What do I want, and what else do I need to buy?"

Looking at the two of them suspiciously, Lu Yan couldn't help but leave with a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Fool! ”

"Although this kid owes a little, I think he is telling the truth!"

Looking at Master Li seriously, Qingfeng Dao couldn't help touching his beard and speaking,

"Would you like some?"

Pointing to these boxes of gold, Qingfeng Dao people asked,

"Nonsense, my achievements in the past few years have not earned as much as he has earned in the past few minutes!"

Kicking the gold bars into his pocket, Li Fuzi began to distribute them to everyone.

Playing this business, you can be greedy, and you can even use your eyes to deceive people, but you must not eat alone,

After all, once you don't follow the rules, in the tomb, the most terrible thing is not zongzi and evil spirits!

Pack up your things, everyone is in good spirits at the moment,

After teaching a few people who barely learned to drive, Lu Yan swaggered forward,

As for whether it will be intercepted on the road, it depends on the luck of the other side!

For example, at the Japanese Sentinel Station just now, Lu Yan fell in love with the fireboat in the other party's hand, and then went down and slaughtered all the people!

You're going to call him unlucky, right? People can use lighters in this day and age!

You're going to say he's lucky, right? He must have met King Lu Yan!

"If you want me to say, this thing is still easy to use, matches are too troublesome, and if you throw them in the haystack, it can cause a fire."

While driving, Lu Yan explained the importance of forest fire prevention to Li Fuzi and Qingfeng Dao people next to him.

But at this moment, something suddenly appeared in front of the car, standing in place like a person.

"I'm special!"

Pulling the car door, Lu Yan was about to get out of the car, only to see the Qingfeng Daoist on the side hurriedly dragging him and said, "It's the yellow skin begging for the seal, but you can't talk nonsense."

Raising his hand to lift the hand of the Qingfeng Dao man, Lu Yan picked up the hammer on the side and said, "Don't worry, I won't speak, I'll hammer him to death!" ”

Looking at Lu Yan in astonishment, Qingfeng Dao seemed to want to say, I didn't mean what I told you!

"Brother Tai, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

Clenched his fists, the yellow skin in front of him looked at Lu Yan with a smile on his face,

"I think you're like a hammer, and you'll have to find someone to get a seal! Do you see me like a human? ”

Looking at the yellow skin, the pupils in Lu Yan's eyes gradually turned into yellow-brown wolf eyes,

looked at Lu Yan in horror, Huang Pizi was going to run in the next second,

But Lu Yan smashed the hammer on him with his backhand,

Falling to the ground in embarrassment, Huang Pizi couldn't help but turn around and beg: "Uncle spare your life, uncle spare your life, I don't dare!" ”

"I'll ask you a question, you're right, I'll let you go, you're wrong, I'll die, what's wrong?"

Squatting on the ground, Lu Yan looked at Huang Pizi, his eyes were full of smiles,

"Uncle, you say!"

looked at Lu Yan with a serious face, and Huang Pizi breathed a sigh of relief, because he could leave a life.

"There are chickens and rabbits in the same cage, thirty-five heads on the top, ninety-four feet on the bottom, how many chickens and rabbits are there!"

Just after Lu Yan slowly said this question, Huang Pizi looked at Lu Yan in disbelief and said, "Uncle, are you asking me?" ”

"What do you say?"

Holding the hammer in his hand, Lu Yan said with a smile on his face: "Say! There's only one life! ”

"You'd better kill me!"

After hesitating for a moment, Huang Pizi slowly said this sentence,

He's a weasel, let him calculate such a difficult problem, it's better to kill him directly!

Looking at Huang Pizi in shock, Lu Yan couldn't help but be surprised: "You don't work hard?" ”

"I can't figure it out!"

looked at Lu Yan in a broken heart, and Huang Pizi almost cried,

Looking at Huang Pizi angrily, Lu Yan picked up the hammer in his hand, and said directly to him Tianling Gai: "You brainless thing, just this bit of wisdom, also come out to ask for the seal!" In the next life, learn a little, this question, huh? Neither will I! ”

Standing up, Lu Yan raised his foot and kicked the yellow skin into the woods,

And just after he got into the car, Qingfeng Daoist asked: "What do I think, the yellow skin was about to cry just now, what did you ask him?" ”

"Oh, that's a relatively simple question!"

As he spoke, Lu Yan said what he had just asked Huang Pizi,

But after listening to Lu Yan's words, Li Fuzi and Qingfeng Dao people were stunned in place, this is what a person can do, you go and ask the yellow skin chicken and rabbit to cage together!

Isn't it obvious that you won't be given a way to live?

No wonder, when encountering a living Hades like Lu Yan, Huang Pizi has to run away.

left Liaoning all the way "unimpeded",

Everyone is thinking about where to go.

"My junior brother sent a message a few days ago and wanted to invite me to Xiangxi to help"

"Xiangxi? Then I'll go with you! ”

As soon as Qingfeng Daoren's words were finished, Lu Yan hurriedly stepped forward and spoke,

Looking at Lu Yan with the corners of his mouth twitching, Qingfeng Daoist couldn't help but say: "Actually! ”

"You want to reject me?"

Picking up the hammer, Lu Yan found that this thing was really a good helper for Tianlinggai.

(End of chapter)