Chapter 2: You're Useless as a Master! [6400 monthly pass plus change! ] 】
The next morning, he awoke from his sleep,
Sakura looked around cautiously, as if she thought last night was a dream.
But after seeing the spacious room that was slightly cramped and completely devoid of the Kiri's house, she realized that it was not a dream!
In the kitchen,
Lu Yanzheng knew that Jian Tong Yan made breakfast at night, but I have to say that Jian Tong Yan Ye is really a waste,
"As a master and a man, you're really useless, Kiri!"
Holding his chin in disgust, Lu Yan's eyes were full of ridicule,
"That's enough, I know, you don't have to repeat it every few minutes, bastard!"
looked at Lu Yan angrily, and Jian Tong Yanye was also full of anger,
It's just a fried egg, so why is it so difficult? And say, he's a piece of waste at all?
And just after a simple omelette was completely fried, Jian Tong Yanye hugged his head and said, "Bastard, this thing is too difficult!" ”
"Huh!"
Pi looked at Jian Tong Yanye without smiling, and Lu Yan lifted him away and said, "Get out of the way and see how I do it!" ”
As he spoke, Lu Yan skillfully picked up the shovel and threw the fried omelette into the trash.
Then pour the oil into the pan,
"Click!"
The eggs are broken and introduced into the pan, and they form quickly,
Flipping the pot in his hand, Lu Yan flipped it, directly cut the bread and vegetables and said, "Na, sandwich, it's done!" ”
Looking at Lu Yan dumbfounded, Jian Tongyan couldn't help but be stunned and said, "It's amazing!" You're obviously a heroic spirit, why are there so many! ”
"Mader, although I am a heroic spirit, I am not a waste!"
Looking at Jian Tong Yanye angrily, Lu Yan roared,
And after listening to Lu Yan's words, Jian Tongyan couldn't help but be embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I went too far!" ”
But when the two were arguing, Sakura's little head had already appeared at the door.
"It's time for breakfast!"
Bringing the sandwich to the table, Kirino looked at Sakura and said, "Try it, Sakura, this is what he made, it looks delicious!" ”
"Okay!"
Obediently picked up the sandwich and took a bite, and Sakura immediately said with a light in her eyes: "This tastes great!" ”
"Really? That's great! ”
Hearing what Sakura said, the night of the night next to the night of the night showed a happy smile.
But looking at the night, Lu Yan shook his head helplessly and said, "Poor guy! ”
He obviously likes Sakura's mother, but he has to watch the other party marry Tosaka Tokitomi,
That's right, it's that famous saying, it's all the fault of Shi Chen, the source!
Seeing Tosaka Shichen pass his daughter to the dirty inkstone of the Kirito in order to trade, and then experience inhuman torture,
Unable to sit idly by, he decided to participate in the Holy Grail War in person.
But where can his body withstand the torment of the Holy Grail War?
What's more, the summoned Servant is still a berserker known for being "brainless"!
Even if he wins, Jian Tong Yanye is also fighting for his life!
Fortunately, Lu Yan replaced the original berserker, otherwise he would have Tong Yanye's small body, and Lu Yan was really afraid that he would not survive the decisive battle!
Pulling out the marker worm in his body with his empty hand, although it made the night of the wild goose lose the ability to supply magic,
But Lu Yan is a man who fights by magic? He's a berserker, and going up and breaking the opponent's neck is his favorite way to fight!
Even if he lacks strength, Lu Yan can use his empty hand to intercept it from the opponent's body!
Lu Yan: Lao Tzu came to kill you, or to be killed by you, but don't pity me!
Riding a bicycle to send Kirizakuri Sakura to school,
When he saw the other party walk into the kindergarten, Jian Tong Yan leaned against the wall in embarrassment, his face was full of cold sweat.
Although the marking worm has been withdrawn, his body has been irreversibly damaged.
Looking at this man, Lu Yan couldn't help but speak: "From now on, you will be in a wheelchair, you still have ten years to take care of her when she grows up!" However, you probably won't live to that time, because the other party has the mage killer Emiya Kiritsugu! ”
"It's okay, even if I'm dead, won't I still have you?"
Looking at Lu Yan, a smile appeared on Jian Tong Yanye's face and said, "You are not an ordinary servant, are you?" ”
"Who knows!"
Looking at Jian Tong Yanye indifferently, Lu Yan squinted his eyes and said, "How long is it until the war?" ”
"Less than half a year!"
Thinking about it, Jian Tong Yanye showed a wry smile,
"Then take advantage of this time to make a sum of money, don't you die then, so that Sakura still needs to go out to do odd jobs!"
As if he wanted to activate the fighting spirit of the night, Lu Yan couldn't help but give him a suggestion,
"Very good, then let's go to work at night!"
Looking at Lu Yan, Jian Tongyan couldn't help but be happy at night,
"Why did I ask you to take me to work? Bastard, start a company, even if it doesn't work, let's rob it! ”
Grabbing the neck of the wild goose, Lu Yan really wanted to strangle this master,
"The problem is, I won't, and if I rob it, it's illegal!"
Looking at Lu Yan helplessly, Jian Tong Yanye hurriedly explained,
Looking up at the sky, Lu Yan looked at the blue sky and white clouds and said, "Jian Tong, you are such a waste!" ”
"Ah, I know!"
Nodding, Jian Tong Yanye surprisingly did not refute.
A few days later, the streetfront of the house was transformed into a ramen shop.
When Lu Yan, who was holding a dinner knife, was quickly cutting through the food, the surrounding guests couldn't help but exclaim,
Because they've never seen a man with such skillful knife skills, it's just so cool,
And he is not only scary with his knife skills, but also handsome and extraordinary, which makes people intoxicated.
In charge of helping on the side, Jian Tong Yanye was a little puzzled: "Are they really here to eat ramen?" ”
"Did I come to see you?"
looked at Jian Tong Yanye with disgust, and Lu Yan couldn't help but complain,
"Me"
looked at Lu Yan angrily, and Jian Tongyan turned around and continued to be busy.
"Hello, this is the udon ramen you ordered!"
"Hello, this is the tonkotsu ramen you ordered!"
Just when the night of the wild goose helped the guests to eat, the cherry blossom came back from school,
"I'm back!"
Cheerful smile, now she has gradually gotten rid of the pain from the dirty inkstone,
Looking at Sakura, Kirino couldn't help but smile and said, "What do you want to eat?" I'll let Lu Yan do it for you? ”
"Bastard, don't always use me as a helper!"
looked at Jian Tong Yanye angrily, and Lu Yan couldn't help but complain,
"What's this, Sakura can't eat much!"
Looking at Lu Yan, Jian Tong Yanye hurriedly explained,
And when the two were arguing, Sakura was smiling,
But at this moment, a man in a red suit walked in,
When he saw Lu Yan, he skipped it directly, because he didn't find that Lu Yan had the power of magic.
"Are you guys planning to give up?"
Coming to the front of the wild goose night, Tosaka Shichen couldn't help but ask,
"Get out, you're not welcome here!"
looked at Tosaka Shichen with a serious face, and saw that the night of the wild goose couldn't help but get angry,
And looking at Tosaka Shichen, Sakura was also afraid to hide behind Lu Yan,
"Hey, cops? Come on, there are hooligans here, and they start striptease when they enter the store, but it's ugly! ”
Just when the situation was at a stalemate for a while, Lu Yan's voice slowly sounded,
Hearing this, Tosaka Shichen glanced at Lu Yan and said, "What an ignorant and poor thing!" ”
However, without waiting for Tosaka Shichen to leave, Lu Yan jumped up and kicked him directly on the back.
"Wow!"
The body flew out upside down, and Tosaka Shichen fell heavily on the road,
And just as he got up angrily, the police had already arrived,
Looking at the angry look on his face, Lu Yan smiled happily: "In half a year, I will break your neck once, once at a time!" ”
You guys are really outrageous, just save more than 20 tickets, and there are more than 30 of them, I won't talk about it, those few who save more than 40 monthly passes, please come out, I will give you a crooked head, you can really bear it!
(End of chapter)