Chapter 768: Tongue Mutated?

Li Yanran was stunned, there will be airplanes and sea ships in the future, and you can go to Xiaori at any time if you want to.

I didn't expect it to take three months to prepare for a trip to the sea now, which is too long.

"There is no way, the Tang Dynasty and the Wa Kingdom are separated by the vast sea, and if you want to pass, you need the right time, place and people.

Three months is a lot of time, and you must know that the Japanese Kingdom will have to prepare for at least half a year when they come to the Tang Dynasty. ”

Di Renjie was stunned, is this more?

He heard about it from Murakami Rishu, and they had even been preparing for a year to come to Datang this time.

Three months is really not much at all.

"Okay, the longer the time, the more prepared we are, and the sea ship must find the best and the biggest.

I don't want my people to die because of those storms. ”

Li Yanran nodded, now it is Datang, the shipping conditions are harsh, as long as you can arrive alive, what do you want to leave at any time.

"Your Highness, rest assured, Pei Xinqi has already gone south to Yangzhou, and the situation of the sea ship should be fine.

After all, my Datang shipping is well developed, and if there is a sea chart, it should not be difficult to reach the Wa Kingdom. ”

Di Renjie knew what Li Yanran was worried about, but he had discussed all these with Pei Xinqi.

The reason why the trade routes of the Tang Dynasty failed to extend to the Wa Kingdom was because they were separated by the sea, and because they were unprofitable.

But none of this is anything to them.

They are for Datang, in order to help Datang cut off a hungry wolf.

Even if it is unprofitable, they must go.

Once something rises to the national level, the gains and losses become less important.

"Yes, I hope so."

Li Yanran waved her hand.

"Di Renjie retires!"

Di Renjie saluted and turned to leave.

After another two days, Li Siwen finally returned to Luoyang, and after bidding farewell to Leqing, he also returned to Fuzhong as soon as possible.

"Brother Li, Brother Li, I'm back!"

Hearing Li Siwen's voice, Li Yanran rushed out of the house directly.

Looking at the criticism in front of her, Li Yanran also looked up and down, and then smiled.

"Brother Li, what are you laughing at?"

"It's okay, seeing that you don't lack arms or legs, am I happy?"

After glancing at the other party, Li Yanran turned around and walked inside.

"Brother Li, you make it clear, what do you mean that I am not missing arms and legs, you are looking forward to my accident!"

Li Siwen also smiled and followed behind Li Yanran.

"Let's talk about it, what's the situation in Pestle City, Zhou Bin is fine!"

Sitting on the main seat, Li Yanran also crossed her legs and asked Li Siwen.

"Don't tell me, I've been on my horse for two days and one night, and I barely caught up.

Fortunately, those bandits are all rabble, otherwise not only Zhou Bin would have gone, but the entire Pestle City would have become purgatory. ”

When it comes to Zhou Bin, Li Siwen also feels a little thrilled.

If you relax a little in the middle and sleep for an hour or two, the situation in Pestle City may be different.

"So it has to be you, Li Xiaolangjun is mighty!"

Hearing that Zhou Bin was unharmed, Li Yanran was also relieved, and also patted Li Siwen's ass a little.

"That's, don't look at who my dad is, it's impossible to embarrass him!

I'm working so hard, you should always give me some good! ”

Li Yanran patted her ass, and Li Siwen was also a little flattered.

After all, Brother Li is very demanding, and it is his honor to be able to praise people.

"Well, I'll give you a citron to eat first!"

Looking at Li Siwen's proud appearance, Li Yanran also saw the lemon that Di Renjie sent before.

"Citron? What is it? ”

Looking at the lemon handed over by Li Yanran, Li Siwen was also stunned.

"This is a good thing, it can be appetizing, phlegm and cough, and it can also delay aging and prolong life.

This is a tribute from Nanzhao, and I am really reluctant to take it out by ordinary people. ”

Li Yanran smiled and explained the effect of lemon.

If I want benefits, I'll give you a health secret first.

"The tribute of Nanzhao Kingdom, that's a good thing!"

Hearing that this thing was still a tribute, Li Siwen also looked at the lemon in his hand again.

Is this thing really as good as Li Yanran said?

It can also delay aging, is it the secret recipe for longevity?

"Well, that's right, you taste it, and that taste will really make you unforgettable for the rest of your life."

Li Yanran nodded again, and she didn't tell a lie.

If you take a big bite of this thing, it will definitely be unforgettable for a lifetime.

As for what kind of memorable method is, it depends on the individual.

"I'm going to try this, but how do I eat it?"

Li Siwen took the lemon and looked left and right, he really hadn't eaten this thing.

"The best way to do this is to squeeze the juice and drink it, Li Feng."

Li Yanran whispered two words in Li Feng's ear.

Li Feng nodded, and after a while, he came over with a sea bowl, and he didn't know what he was carrying in his arms.

"Li Feng, squeeze the juice!"

"Whoa!"

Li Feng grabbed the lemon in front of Li Siwen, clamped it with both hands in front of Li Siwen, and a stream of light rice soup-colored juice also fell into the bowl.

Li Siwen looked at Li Feng, the human meat juicer, and was also stunned for a moment, did he have to do this in front of himself?

This is the entrance thing, you can give it to me with your hands, isn't it a bit too much.

Li Yanran smiled, and her teeth fell when she looked at this thing.

Pure lemon juice, if you take this bite, your little tooth will not have to strike for several days.

“???”

Li Siwen hadn't drunk it yet, but he had already smelled a sour smell pouring into his nasal cavity.

Does this stuff taste good?

glanced at Li Yanran again.

He was genuinely skeptical.

"Drink, I promise you'll lose your soul!"

Li Yanran walked up to Li Siwen and directly picked up the sea bowl.

"Brother Li, what are you going to do?"

Looking at Li Yanran's situation, Li Siwen was also stunned.

He felt more and more that this thing was not a good thing, otherwise Li Yanran would never be like this.

"Naturally, I'm going to feed our great hero personally, Li Feng will do it!"

Hearing Li Yanran's words, Li Feng directly took out the prepared rope from his arms and tied Li Siwen to the chair.

"Brother Li, don't do this, I won't drink, I won't drink!"

Li Siwen is really scared now, he has confirmed that this is definitely not a good thing.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to tie yourself with a rope.

"It's not okay not to drink it, such a good thing, if you don't drink it, it's a waste! Crack his mouth open! ”

Don't you want a reward, I can't break my word?

Otherwise, how can I lead the team in the future!

"Li Feng, you dare!"

"Let go of me!"

"I don't want to drink, I don't want to drink!"

Although Li Siwen tried his best to resist, he was already tied up with a rope, and there was no way at all.

Li Yanran smiled, in Li Siwen's opinion, it was like a demon.

Knives, guns, swords, halberds, and charging into battle he had never been afraid, and now he admitted that he was really afraid.

If he hadn't seen it squeezed out of a lemon with his own eyes, he would have thought that Li Yanran was going to let him drink some mess.

Before he could react, Li Yanran's big bowl of lemonade was poured directly into it.

“???”

"It's sour!"

"My teeth are gone! The tooth is gone! ”

After this mouthful, Li Siwen finally understood what it meant to be ecstasy, and it would be unforgettable for the rest of his life.

With this acidity, he was really a little skeptical about life.

How could there be such a thing in this world, and it was also a tribute to the Nanzhao Kingdom.

If His Majesty and the Empress eat this thing, they will not be able to order the Tang Dynasty soldiers to directly pacify Nanzhao.

But Shengjin is really Shengjin, and his mouth is now full of saliva.

"I'll just say it's unforgettable, come, continue, don't waste it!"

Looking at Li Siwen's distorted face, Li Yanran was also a smiling person.

"Brother Li, can you spare me, can't I be wrong?"

Hearing that Li Yanran was going to feed herself, Li Siwen only felt that her braincase was about to explode.

"No! Let's see if you dare to ask me for benefits in the future! ”

Li Yanran said and poured a big mouthful into Li Siwen!

"Shhh

This bite of ecstasy, the second bite directly forgot about the worries.

yes, he has no worries now, no worries.

Now he has only one thought in his head, and that is acid.

He had nothing but acid.

The teeth are down, and so are the brains.

Nothing matters anymore.

"Brother Li, I don't dare anymore."

Li Siwen also hurriedly shook his head, he dared to ask for any benefits at this time.

Again, it is estimated that Li Yanran can give him a whole basket of lemons to squeeze into juice and feed him.

"That's pretty much it, come on, good, take another sip!"

Saying that, Li Yanran poured another big mouthful.

“???”

Li Siwen is really stupid now, he admitted his mistake, why are you still pouring people.

I'm going to die!

"Brother Li, I confessed my mistake, you still poured me?"

After the braincase reacted, Li Siwen also asked Li Yanran.

"Isn't this meant for you to remember? Here, and one last sip, drink it! ”

After Li Yanran finished speaking, she poured the last sip into it.

After drinking this sip, Li Siwen was suddenly stunned for a moment, and his distorted face recovered.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing that Li Siwen didn't react, Li Yanran also glanced at the other party.

What's going on with this guy?

"Brother Li, why do I feel a little sweet?"

"What's that?"

Now Li Yanran is stupid, what's going on?

Feeling a little sweet?

Could it be that this Li Siwen has mutated?

Or is it sweet to the extreme, this guy is detached?

"Really, is this citron still there?"

"What?"

"I want to taste it!"

Li Siwen's face was full of embarrassment.

"Are you alright?"

Li Yanran took a step back, a little unable to believe her ears.

Could it be that his own operation has damaged Li Siwen's taste buds?

Or is he really mutated?

"Brother Li, you can give me another taste, I really want to know if my tongue is broken, or if the citron is really sweet."

Li Siwen was depressed, he actually wanted to test his tongue.

If it was really soured, it would be considered a work-related injury, and I would have to ask Li Yanran for compensation.

Li Yanran was also speechless, and directly motioned to Li Feng to let him go, and then picked a few lemons and slapped them in front of the other party.

"Eat, I'd like to see if this lemon is sweet or sour!"

Li Siwen didn't say nonsense, he directly picked up a knife and cut the lemon, then grabbed half a lemon and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

"Huh? Is it really sweet? ”

Li Siwen chewed it, and also raised his eyebrows.

“???”