Brother Dao returned to the dilapidated ancestral hall, and saw from afar that a fat and round pig was sleeping in the gate of the ancestral hall.

Brother Dao said with a puzzled face: When did a pig come! It's strange that I didn't have it when I left with Uncle Cheng!

Σ (●゚д゚●) Strange thing "Hey! Why are you here, is it because God knows that I have no meat to eat, and sent you? However, Brother Dao took a step forward, leaned back, his shoulders kept shaking, and his face showed a mean and dirty expression.

The mouth kept rattling and rattling, and a few drops of saliva dripped from time to time, that look was simply handsome, and anyone who saw it will never forget,

"As long as you see it, you will definitely run over, shouting in your mouth, Brother Dao, you are handsome, and then hug and kiss fiercely, ("Oh no, I said the wrong thing,") is to knock Brother Dao to the ground, take out his underwear and go down to the hood, you think about how many years have not been washed, God can't stand it, and then use your super invincible Hong Kong foot that you have not washed for three years, and stomp on Brother Dao's face, (directly stunned,) So you showed an expression of eliminating harm for the people, and laughed at Brother Dao hahahahaha and said: You little dog is so itchy, The old lady looks like a flower, you don't love it, but you fall in love with a pig! (It's just that the author didn't see it, so he made up for it)"

Brother Dao walked with the invincible figure eight steps in the world, shook his hands vigorously, and walked towards the ancestral hall, ~ shouting my pig in his mouth! "I'm coming," he threw himself at the pig, grabbed the pig's head and punched him, shouting in his mouth, Brother Dao, I'm going to make braised pig's trotters and braised pork today.

"I only heard the screams of killing pigs! It hurts me to death."

Wrong! How the pigs are all sperm! can speak human words, it's really awesome, no matter how delicious it is, who made Brother Dao's mouth fade into a bird.

Before the words were finished, there was a roar in my ears!

If you become a knife, you are the braised pork trotters, and your whole family is braised pork with pig's trotters.

Mommy crushed Lao Tzu to death, no! Lao Tzu was dizzy, "Ouch, "Brain melon hurts, hey brain melon hurts, brain melon hurts, brain melon hurts."

"Hey," why does the voice sound so familiar, it seems to be the voice of a big cow, isn't this kid going home? Why, the sound is still here! Wrong! It should be haunted, and someone should be found to exorcise the ghost and do the practice.

Drive your mother, drive away, your whole family is a ghost.

"How do you know?" I'm supposed to be the only one left in my family, and they're all ghosts. Bang Bang Bang! How can I talk to ghosts!

"Oh no! It was obviously a pig just now, but now it's a ghost, something is wrong! Why do you always feel like a bull! But how did the sound of the cow become the cry of a pig? It's weird, it's really weird, there are a lot of things every year,

"I saw Brother Dao lying on a round fat meat, his expression was not to mention how happy and refreshing, this fat sofa bed is really good, I feel itchy to see it and want to go up and lie down."

However, at this time, a voice appeared, my ancestor I am convinced, is it not okay! I don't dare anymore, you can spare me!

Then do you know what went wrong!

Got it, I shouldn't have given beef to Brother Dao, and I put cow dung. I was wrong, I didn't dare! Cheng Da Niu, who was psychologically crushed, surrendered directly.

"Hmm!" See that you apologize and have a good attitude, then forgive you, next time remember, ho, there is no next time, when I think of the cow dung in the beef, Brother Dao's stomach will reflux!

So Brother Dao stood up, walked to his two door panels, and lay down and fell asleep, that big cow! Don't forget to close the door for Brother Dao when you leave.

Cheng Da Niu got up from the ground and replied: I know Brother Dao, then rubbed his head with one hand, rubbed his chest with the other, and walked outside the ancestral hall with a blue nose and swollen face.

When I arrived outside the gate, I just remembered that Brother Dao had ordered the door to close, so I turned around, grabbed the doorknob with both hands and pulled it out, and my mouth was still matched with the sound of closing the door, squeaking and squeaking, and after the door was closed, I turned around and ran home.

There's something wrong with my mouth! Obviously, the two door panels were removed by themselves as beds to sleep, and they were looking for the door all day long, closing the door, and I was annoyed if you didn't bother me, and suddenly slapped myself in the face,

scolded in his mouth: Damn! I just have a stinky mouth, why do I go around promoting my awesomeness, I actually mixed cow dung in Brother Dao's beef, this is simply finding a coffin for myself, sighing.

So he looked up and saw the door of his house, and scolded again: Mombi! It doesn't seem like he has passed the dad's level yet! It seems that this fat flesh will suffer more! So I said to my own flesh that I was sorry for hurting you, but you can still bear it with a lot of meat.

After saying that, he pushed the door and entered, and outside the courtyard, he heard the sound of ghosts crying and wolves, and from time to time there was a scream like killing a pig, and he screamed!