Chapter 831: Bigu Dan's Fate!
As he spoke, he also picked up the soup spoon, scooped a spoonful of chicken soup out, and drank it all in one gulp after blowing it.
"Are you alright?"
Now Fan Ze is even more confused, there is nothing wrong with this, why are the two of them like this.
"Ma Hou, you stink, get out of the way!"
Li Hong covered his nose and yelled at Ma Hou beside him with a look of disgust.
"Boss, it's obvious that you're more stinky, okay, and you still have the face to say that I, do you really think I want to be here?"
Ma Hou is also the same disgust, and he has the face to say that he stinks, as if you don't stink.
I don't dislike you, but you still dislike me?
Haven't you heard that everyone is equal in front of, what if you are a relative of the emperor?
The poop that is pulled is just as smoky.
Watching Ma Hou move to the side, Li Hong also continued to cover his nose and pull the poop with all his might.
The two of them seem to have become a forbidden area now, and all the forbidden troops have retreated to the side, which is really indescribable.
It was pulled until Li Hong and Ma Hou's legs were weak, and then it came to an end.
"Mahou, where's the toilet paper? Bring me some! ”
After prostration, Li Hong also glanced at Ma Hou in the distance and asked him to bring a few pieces of toilet paper for himself.
After Li Yanran arrived in this world, the first thing she had to solve was the problem of going to the toilet.
No matter how poor she is, she can't be poor.
Therefore, the toilet has always used cotton paper bought at a high price, which is as white as jade, delicate, soft and dense.
The most important thing is that this paper has an excellent water absorption effect, which is also the fundamental reason why it was chosen by Li Yanran.
When Li Hong arrived in the fiefdom, he naturally inherited the fine tradition of the elder sister.
If you ask him to use a toilet chip or something else at this time, he really can't get used to it.
"Boss, how can I bring toilet paper, there are two new toilet chips, do you need them!"
Ma Hou was depressed, he was a child of a poor family, how could he use the expensive cotton paper.
Even the toilet chips are used again and again, and this time he gritted his teeth and got two new toilet chips.
"Toilet chips? I'm so meow! ”
Li Hong was dumbfounded, his ass can be described as half a dragon's ass, you let me use the toilet chip, who is it if it is scratched?
"Someone, someone!"
In desperation, Li Hong could only shout outside.
Hearing Li Hong's shouting, the forbidden army outside was also entangled.
"There you go!"
"Let's go!"
"I can't, my status is too low, if I can't, I'll go for a long time!"
"Yes, yes, you can go!"
A group of people, you push me, I push you, and finally put the responsibility on the head of Zhao Kuan.
"Do you want to die? Zhang Wuyi, it's decided that it's you, give me over! ”
Zhao Kuan also slapped a critic on the body and asked him to go over and see what Li Hong wanted to do.
"Me, me!"
Zhang Wuyi was also depressed, so he could only sigh, tore off the hem of his clothes, covered his nose, and walked towards the place where Li Hongtian was cracked.
"Your Highness, what's the matter?"
Zhang Wuyi was extremely careful in every step, for fear of being ambushed, and finally came to Li Hong's side without danger.
"What's this look for you?"
Looking at Zhang Wuyi's appearance, Li Hong was angry.
Do you dislike me, do you dislike me!
"It's okay, it's good!"
Zhang Wuyi was stunned for a moment, and also replied to Li Hong.
"Go get me some toilet paper right away, I want the kind for my sister, understand?"
Li Hong was also helpless, waved his hand at Zhang Wuyi, and motioned for him to hurry up and get paper for himself.
"Whoa!"
Hearing that Li Hong was going to get the toilet paper by himself, Zhang Wuyi also ran out in a hurry.
Zhang Wuyi ran over, and everyone retreated, after all, he had just come out of the minefield.
"What do you mean by that?"
Looking at his robe, Zhang Wuyi was also depressed.
"What does it smell like? Just stand there, Your Highness? ”
Zhao Kuan covered his nose and asked Zhang Wuyi.
"What does Your Highness want you all to be?"
Zhang Wuyi also smelled it, as if it did have some smell, and he hurriedly raised his foot to take a look.
It's over, I ran too quickly when I came out, and I still won the bid.
Really meow's bad luck.
"What's the matter, Your Highness?"
Zhao Kuan took two steps back and made a stop at Zhang Wuyi.
"Your Highness has finished ascending to the east, and asks us to go to His Highness to get some toilet paper for her."
Zhang Wuyi also sighed and directly said what Li Hong meant.
"Then why are you still stunned, why don't you go to His Highness to get the paper."
"Or me? But I'm not a little too indecent! ”
Zhang Wuyi really has the heart to die now, you are really shameless.
I have to do everything, but I just came out of the minefield, can't you have a sense of public morality?
"Yes, Wang Chao, you go."
Zhao Kuan glanced at Zhang Wuyi's right foot with disgust, and ordered someone to go to Li Yanran to get the paper.
"Whoa!"
Wang Yan nodded and ran directly in the direction of Li Yanran.
"Why, then I'll go clean it."
Looking at Wang Chao's back, Zhang Wuyi also asked for an order to clean.
"You better wait and clean it again, and when the king comes over with the paper, I still need you to send it again!"
Zhao Kuan shook his head, this matter still has to trouble you.
After all, the minefield is dangerous, and you don't want the robes to suffer as much as you do.
"What's long. I. Ay! ”
Wang Chao came to Li Yanran's side, and when she heard Li Hong ask for toilet paper, she was also stunned for a moment.
Then he shook his head and instructed Liu Peilan to take the paper and hand it to Wang Chao's hand.
Wang Chao took the paper and handed it to Zhang Wuyi.
"Brother, I'm sorry for you!"
Wang laughed wildly, and then patted Zhang Wuyi on the shoulder.
"I'm so meow, you owe me a drink!"
Zhang Wuyi also grabbed the paper and walked towards Li Hong.
Cautiously all the way, Zhang Wuyi also crossed the danger zone and came to Li Hong.
"Your Highness, toilet paper!"
"Well, get out of here."
"Whoa!"
When Zhang Wuyi heard this, he immediately turned around and slowly retreated.
Li Hong also stood up slowly after finishing his work, but as soon as he stood up, he sat on the ground with a puff.
"Boss, are you alright?"
Ma Hou also limped to Li Hong's side.
"There's a."
"Whoa!"
Li Hong struggled to stand up, and then walked out with the help of Ma Hou.
The two came to Fan Ze's side, sat on the ground as if no one was around, and began to eat Fan Ze's chicken soup.
Looking at the appearance of the two, Fan Ze also shook his head.
These two boys, what the hell are they!
After they had eaten and drunk enough, Li Hong also came to Li Yanran's side.
"Sister, make room for me, I want to do my homework!"
Li Hong directly jumped onto Li Yanran's carriage, and from now on he was going to work hard.
After all, if you can't finish your homework in Chengdu, you will be sent back to Chang'an.
He didn't want to just go back like that.
"I'm not in a hurry to do my homework, can you tell me how I spent so long in the wooden box?
After all, people have three urgency, how do you solve it. ”
Li Yanran grabbed Li Hong, he could figure out everything else, but he couldn't figure it out about this matter.
Eating and drinking Lazar is a normal physiological need of human beings.
After so many days, how did Li Hong solve these physiological problems.
"I'm not stupid, I naturally have to think about it all before I come out, so I'll go to find Old Man Sun.
I begged for two Bigu Dan from him, and I didn't need to go to the east for several days. ”
Li Hong smiled, it turns out that there are still things in this world that your old man doesn't know.
It's really unusual.
"Bigu Dan? Good stuff. ”
After listening to Li Hong's words, Li Yanran was also stunned for a moment.
Traditional Chinese medicine is really broad and profound, and there is even this kind of elixir, which is really powerful.
"It's okay, don't bother me if it's okay, I'm going to do my homework."
Li Hong waved his hand and directly asked Li Yanran to leave, he was about to start working.
"You're busy!"
Li Yanran was also depressed, and got out of the carriage directly and walked to the side.
"Your Highness, Your Highness?"
Di Renjie came to Li Yanran and looked at Li Hong and was also depressed.
This Li Hong is really changing his mind and is going to be a new man?
The homework he assigned to Li Hong had never been completed before, so why is it like this now.
"He's fine, after all, there was an agreement before.
If he can't finish his previous homework before arriving in Chengdu, he will have to go back to Chang'an. ”
Li Yanran smiled and asked Di Renjie to deal with Li Hong, so let him do whatever he wanted.
"Your Highness, now that Your Highness is in the convoy, we may have to change the direction of travel.
Take less of the trail and more of the town, and you must make sure that nothing goes wrong. ”
Di Renjie looked at the carriage behind him again, and slowly said to Li Yanran.
"Well, it's time to be cautious, even if it takes two more days, you have to be absolutely safe."
Li Yanran also nodded, as Di Renjie said, it is indeed necessary to be steady.
"Then I'll re-route right away."
Di Renjie saluted directly and turned to plan the latest route.
At the end of the episode, Li Yanran's team also set off again, according to Di Renjie's plan, and headed towards the township ahead.
On Li Yanran's way to Chengdu Mansion, 10,000 Tang elite horsemen were also stationed hundreds of miles outside Wuhai.
"Guogong, do you really want to do it? We don't have more than 10,000 cavalry, but there are about 80,000 Tubo people, isn't this a bit too risky! ”
When Deputy General Chen Hu heard the news that Su Dingfang was going to snipe the Tubo army in Wuhai, he was stupid.
This is Tibet, not those remote and small countries in the Western Regions, nor is it a Turkic tribe.
Whether it is their equipment or the training level of the soldiers, they are not much weaker than Datang.
"Don't worry, even you are so surprised, let alone the Tubo people, General Ben is going to catch them off guard!"
Compared with Chen Hu's worries, Su Dingfang was full of confidence.
He has always liked to go out to fight and do miraculous feats.
This time he came to Tubo, he couldn't just help Tuhun Valley defend the territory, he had to play the prestige of the Tang Dynasty.
"But now that the follow-up soldiers and horses have not yet arrived, even if we can really defeat the Tubo, there is no way to expand the results.
And after this time, the other party will inevitably shrink in an all-round way, and it will not be so easy to find an opportunity again. ”
(End of chapter)