Chapter 123, Hulu Baby
Hu Zhongxian looked at the young man in front of him in surprise, and then the warm smile on his face disappeared, replaced by anger and puzzlement on his face.
But in the end, he didn't speak, but raised his fingers and began to calculate, as if he was thinking about how many times he had saved Qin Mo.
After a long time, Hu Zhongxian's face suddenly became embarrassed, he looked at Qin Mo and smiled: "It's not right for you to say that, first of all, I'm not an idiot, you're an idiot, and besides, I did save your life, and secondly, ......"
Before he could finish speaking, Qin Mo directly interrupted: "Don't give me a set, just say, have you ever saved my life?"
"Can we not mention the basket?" said Hu Zhongxian as he looked at him seriously.
"Okay, do you know math?" Qin Mo asked again.
"......" Hu Zhongxian was speechless, for a self-proclaimed perfect being, there was something he didn't understand, which made him very unacceptable.
"Can you not mention mathematics?" said Hu Zhongxian again.
"Can life be counted in a basket?" Qin Mo also looked at him seriously.
Hu Zhongxian suddenly had some confusion, the young man in front of him didn't seem to be as easy to fool as he imagined, just when he wanted to peek into Qin Mo's inner thoughts, he suddenly found that he couldn't see it, which made him even more surprised.
As if he had guessed Hu Zhongxian's thoughts at this moment, Qin Mo continued, "First of all, I'm not an idiot, at least there are some things I understand, but you don't understand, if I'm an idiot, then you must be an idiot among idiots, it is undeniable that you did save my life, but not as many as a basket, and also, life can't be described in a basket, but a strip, we usually just say, a life, not a basket of lives......"
Facing Qin Mo's rebuttals one by one, Hu Zhongxian was even more confused, and after thinking for a long time, he looked at Qin Mo, suddenly gave a thumbs up, and said, "Reasonable." ”
"Since what you said is reasonable, then shouldn't you sue me, what is a fateful person?" Qin Mo asked as he ran.
"Don't you understand the fateful one?" Hu Zhongxian looked at Qin Mo in surprise.
"Of course not. Qin Mo shook his head, "Like, you don't understand a lot of things I understand." ”
"Hmm......" Hu Zhongxian wanted to laugh and sarcastically say a few words to Qin Mo, but when he saw that very serious expression, he felt that if he laughed, he would look very idiotic.
So, he touched his chin and thought, "How can I explain it to you?"
"Explain it simply. Qin Mo said.
"Unlucky, your exes are all unlucky because they're all dead. Hu Zhongxian said seriously, "For example, that idiot Lu Junpo, he could have relied on me to become stronger, but in the end he actually died at the hands of a monkey, do you think he is unlucky?"
Qin Mo glanced at Hu Zhongxian wordlessly, although he has no relationship with Lu Junpo, but he has the grace of teaching, from a certain point of view, Lu Junpo is his master, Hu Zhongxian scolded Lu Junpo for being an idiot, then he is an idiot apprentice.
"I need to remind you, Lu Jun is counting my teacher, if my teacher is an idiot, then I am an idiot's apprentice, if I am an idiot's apprentice, then what are you?" Qin Mo said very seriously.
"This ......" Hu Zhongxian was a little embarrassed, and thought for a long time before he spoke, "It is undeniable that he is indeed an idiot, but you are not an idiot, and I am not an idiot, if you mind very much, I will change the name, what do you think, Lu Bawang?"
"......" Qin Mo didn't speak, but he still nodded, he always felt weird, but compared to idiots, Lu Bawang didn't seem so idiot.
"Since you agree, then I can continue to explain?" Hu Zhongxian continued to ask, seeing Qin Mo nodding, he continued, "That idiot, no, Lu Bawang, he could have become very strong, even reaching the realm of an emperor, but ...... But he died, like countless of your predecessors, living up to my expectations of them, whom I call the fatalists. ”
"Are you the instrument spirit of the Heavenly Gourd?" Qin Mo asked.
"No, no, no, Tongtian gourd is just my name in a certain era, in many eras, I have many names, what you are talking about is just the name that Lu Junpo forced into me when he was a fateful person, although this name is very domineering, but it really does not fit my perfect being. Hu Zhongxian held his head high, looking narcissistic, and he almost didn't take a mirror out to look at his face.
"What I'm asking is, are you a machine spirit, why are you giving me such a bunch of nonsense?" Qin Mo said with a dark face.
"Yes, if I am a machine spirit. Hu Zhongxian patted his chest and said, "You can also give me a name that is pleasing to the ear, remember, it must be pleasing to the ear, otherwise I will not accept it." ”
"How about the gourd baby?" Qin Mo blurted out, he felt that this name was too suitable for Huzhong Immortal.
"......" Hu Zhongxian looked at Qin Mo, his eyes were about to pop out, and then he said angrily, "How can you give me such a vulgar and dirty name?"
"Where did you hear that this name is vulgar and dirty?" Qin Mo asked rhetorically.
"Of course vulgar, of course dirty, it's just ...... Hmm......" Huzhong Xian thought about it for a long time, but after all, he couldn't figure out where the name was vulgar and dirty, anyway, he just thought it was weird, and it was very earthy, and the earthy made him unacceptable, so he simply didn't want to, and said solemnly, "I refuse this name, I will never admit that my name is Huluwa." ”
"If you don't admit it, it doesn't mean that you don't call it Hulu Baby, and if you reject this name, it doesn't mean that I will accept your refusal, so from now on, you can call Hulu Wa, it's easy to pronounce, and down-to-earth. Qin Mo said stingily.
That's right, he's taking revenge, who let this bastard scare himself, who made this bastard grow a face that doesn't pay for his life?
"Once again, I solemnly tell you that I will never accept your vulgar and filthy name. Hu Zhongxian had a firm and unyielding expression on his face.
He is angry, but it is not as terrifying as when ordinary people are angry, but it gives people an extremely ridiculous and funny feeling.
Qin Mo didn't speak, but there was a triumphant smile on his face, which made Hu Zhongxian very uncomfortable, he felt that the young man in front of him was wilted and wilted, but he had no way to take the young man.
After a cold war for nearly half an hour, Hu Zhongxian finally said helplessly: "Okay, you won, for the sake of me saving you twice, can you not call me Hulu Baby?"
"Yes, but if you continue to pretend to be 13, I will let you understand that you are indeed called Hulu Baby. Qin Mo replied with a smile.
"What is 13?" Hu Zhongxian didn't understand.
Qin Mo had already used the Divine Prison to isolate the connection between himself and the gourd in his mind, so at this moment, the Huzhong Immortal could not probe his thoughts at all.
"It's an esoteric math problem, and if you're good at it, I'll teach you what math is. Qin Mo said with a serious face.
Hu Zhongxian nodded, as if he felt that the fateful person in front of him was completely different from the previous fateful ones, he remembered that Qin Mo's predecessor had always been domineering and invincible in front of people, but in his eyes, he belonged to the kind of idiot who had nothing to please and had nothing to please.
He likes to deal with smart people, and Qin Mo is obviously a smart person, but this smart person is more timid and a little stingy.
Just so that he could learn mathematics in the future, Hu Zhongxian decided to ignore his two shortcomings tolerantly, and when he was next, he was chattering about it.
"If you teach me math now, I can make a deal with you right away. Hu Zhongxian said suddenly.
"Deal, what deal?" Qin Mo said strangely.
"Don't you even know what the deal is?" Hu Zhongxian stared at him with an idiot on his face.
"Of course I know what a transaction is, what I'm asking is what you trade with me, aren't you mine now?" Qin Mo asked.
"Of course I don't belong to you, I have absolute independence!" said Hu Zhongxian very seriously.
"Absolute independence, autonomy?" Qin Mo was dumbfounded, and then said coldly, "Then you can get out of my mind now, okay?" I don't need a treasure that is absolutely independent and has autonomy. ”
"......" Hu Zhongxian was silent, it was the first time he heard the fateful person say let him get out, and then he reacted, and was immediately filled with anger in his heart, this kid couldn't communicate.
In the end, he made a very wise decision, stared at Qin Mo coldly, and said, "You choose me, you belong to me, yours is mine, mine or mine, if I don't leave, what can you do with me?"
"Don't you think this is shameless? Isn't shamelessness a flaw for a creature who demands perfection?" Qin Mo asked in surprise.
"No, shamelessness is not a flaw, it's my right. Hu Zhongxian said with a smile.
"Hulu baby, you're enough!" Qin Mo said calmly.
"You are shameless, you just promised me not to call me a gourd baby!" Hu Zhongxian glared at Qin Mo angrily.
"It's also my right to be shameless. Qin Mo replied with a smile.
The young man in front of Huzhong Immortal Bureau is more difficult than any of his fateful people, if he continues to be so entangled, how can he be a head?
After thinking for a long time, he suddenly said sternly: "I am a chaotic instrument spirit, not a character, not a tool slave, if you don't trade with me, you will seal this generation until the next generation ......"
"Wait, are you lonely?" Qin Mo suddenly interrupted and asked.
"......" Hu Zhongxian wanted to strangle the young man in front of him at this moment, and roared angrily, "You can't wait for me to finish speaking, and then you ask?"
"No, you can't. Qin Mo shook his head.
"Count you ruthless. "Huzhongxian is finally no longer silent, of course he is lonely, let you stay in a gourd for tens of thousands of years, without saying a word?
"Now I'd love to know what the deal is about, but if there's any injustice, you'll have to wait for your next fateful to go, but I think it's going to be a long time, maybe 100,000 years, and it's the beginning of the Ninth Age. Qin Mo smiled.
Hu Zhongxian stared at Qin Mo and was silent for a long time before he said, "You provide me with what I need, and I will help you refine whatever you need." ”
"Anything?" Qin Mo said in surprise.
"Anything but Chaos Treasures. Hu Zhongxian added.
"Pills, weapons, you can all refine them?" Qin Mo asked.
"Of course, I promise that there is no one in the world who can refine better than me, but you must provide me with the materials I need. Hu Zhongxian smiled, "In addition, I will take a small amount of remuneration in it." ”