Chapter 2 It's Over, He's Mentally Ill, What Am I?
The next morning,
When Lu Yan was awakened by a ray of sunlight shining on the bedside,
Immediately covered the quilt and said, "Hey, friend, disturbing people's dreams is a very offensive thing!" ”
"Get up, 0856! It's time for you to see a doctor! ”
slapped the cell with a riot stick, and the guards couldn't help but scold,
This time, he was no longer alone, but followed by four companions, a whole team,
Getting up angrily, Lu Yan rolled his eyes and said, "If my attending physician can't satisfy me, I will remember you!" ”
Just as Lu Yan finished speaking, one of them opened the ward and said, "Don't talk nonsense, we're not here to have fun with you!" ”
With the handcuffs and anklets firmly put on, Lu Yan leisurely came to the next ward and said, "Where did that guy go?" How many times am I going to talk to him? ”
"You took him to the hospital last night!"
As he spoke, one of them pushed Lu Yan and said, "Hurry up, don't be verbose!" ”
Turning his head to look at the guard, Lu Yan smiled and said, "I hope that with this salary, you can afford to buy a huge amount of insurance!" ”
"What did you say?"
Looking at Lu Yan angrily, the guard hurriedly raised the riot stick in his hand,
But at this time, Lu Yan looked at him playfully and said, "You can try it!" ”
"Don't mess around!"
Grabbing his companions, the first guard who met Lu Yan last night hurriedly stopped him,
He knew how abnormal the man in front of him was.
Obviously he could take advantage of the chaos to escape, but he chose to beat up the neighbor next door, just because he felt that the other party was talking back to him?
And after being discovered, he was able to return to the ward in a dignified manner.
Didn't this cargo be smuggled into Gotham? How is it the same as Florida that doesn't keep idlers?
Need to find something to do for yourself?
Walking through the corridor, Lu Yan came to the so-called treatment room amid the cheers of the patients.
Looking at the neatly arranged equipment, Lu Yan's eyes were full of smiles and said, "I'm starting to like it here!" ”
grabbed Lu Yan, and several people handcuffed him firmly,
With the start of "electric shock therapy", I saw that the originally slow "transmission" was speeding up with the painful stimulation.
Feeling all this, Lu Yan laughed and said, "I will definitely kill you all!" Hahaha! ”
Seeing that Lu Yan was so fearless, the attending physician on the side increased his power and said, "I hope you can still be so hard-mouthed later!" ”
Half an hour later, when the attending physician saw that Lu Yan was unharmed, there was a look of surprise on his face.
Because from the beginning, he still endured the pain, and now, there is no reaction at all.
"Hey, aren't you breastfeeding? Push harder, you make me feel crispy! ”
Roaring, Lu Yan couldn't help but roar,
But looking at this scene, the attending physician next to him couldn't help but be stunned when he looked at the maximum power output.
Put the chains back on, and when Lu Yan got off the bed, his eyes were full of light and said, "I will definitely repay you!" ”
"I'll wait for you!"
Hearing Lu Yan's words, the attending physician was not the slightest fear,
Because he has heard too many such words over the years!
Leaving the treatment room, Lu Yan was sent to another ward by several people.
And just when a tall woman came in with high heels, the guards couldn't help but show a greedy look,
But at this time, the woman smiled and said, "I'm sorry, the treatment needs a private space, please go out!" ”
After fixing Lu Yan's handcuffs and anklets, several people looked at the woman reluctantly, and then left the ward.
In a room like an interrogation room,
Lu Yan looked at the other party sitting straight in front of him, and then couldn't help but clasp his face and said, "Have you read a book where geniuses are on the left and madmen are on the right?" ”
"Sorry, no!"
After listening to Lu Yan's words, the other party was stunned for a moment, and then immediately smiled,
As the case was opened, the woman held her glasses and said, "Mr. Lu Yan, you came to Gotham two years ago, right?" ”
"Huh? That's right! ”
nodded indifferently, Lu Yan smiled and spoke,
"You are suspected of one murder, four robberies, and two assaults with a weapon"
Just as the woman was looking at the case file, Lu Yan said, "No, no, no, I didn't do any of this!" ”
Looking at Lu Yan suspiciously, the woman seemed to be going to listen to what Lu Yan said, but she saw Lu Yan thinking for a moment and said, "What will you do when you meet a mud brother with a gun robbing you?" ”
"I should let him grab it!"
After thinking for a moment, the woman hurriedly pursed her lips and spoke,
"It's a good choice, because he makes you feel dangerous, and your brain tells you to keep yourself safe, but I'm different, he makes me feel uneasy, so, I killed him!"
With a smile on his face, Lu Yan immediately continued: "The reason for the robbery is that the group of people deposited money into their bank cards, and then I want to get my money back, is there a problem?" ”
"It's funnier to hurt people with a weapon, because I didn't want to hurt them, I just wanted to kill them! It's just that the hospital rescued them! and then defined as wounding with an arm"
Spreading his hands, Lu Yan's face was full of playfulness: "Do you think, according to my train of thought, is there a problem with this?" ”
Looking at Lu Yan blankly, the woman couldn't help but widen her eyes and said, "Excuse me, have you done a mental test?" I feel like you're in extreme danger! ”
"You think I'm crazy?"
Looking at the woman in surprise, Lu Yan couldn't help but be stunned,
"Isn't it? How could a normal person think like this, my God! ”
Looking at Lu Yan in astonishment, the woman hurriedly got up and said, "I think you should be sent to a tighter ward!" ”
But just as the woman was about to get up and leave, Lu Yan looked at her and said: "Look, this is the difference between us, you look at things with a worldly eye, while I change the world with uninhibited ideas, this is the biggest difference between us."
With the "art of the speaker",
The woman returned to her chair and looked at Lu Yan with a blank face: "Then what do you think is right?" ”
"My heart and my deeds are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is righteous!"
"Do you think I'm crazy if I just do the right thing? Who defined that? Law, secular, moral, or axioms in people's mouths! ”
looked at the woman playfully, and Lu Yan laughed,
The sun shines through the window on his face, which looks incomparably bright,
Suddenly attracted, the woman suddenly came back to her senses and said, "I'm sorry, I seem to be a little distracted!" ”
"Don't be afraid, as a psychiatrist, you should understand one thing, and that is that real madmen never show complete madness!"
At the end of the treatment, Lu Yan was taken away.
The woman who stayed there was silently thinking,
But when her brain was in chaos, she was stunned and said, "It's over, he's a psychopath, what am I?" ”
Back to the ward,
Lu Yan twisted his neck and said, "Wait, wait, you can go out soon!" ”
At night, when the woman returned home,
Hurriedly opened the laptop and rummaged through the book with the genius on the left and the madman on the right.
When she saw the above words, what she said made a lot of sense, and suddenly she felt that there seemed to be something wrong with her psychology?
And with the "art of the speaker" ringing in the ears like a demon's whisper,
She gradually discovered that from a secular perspective, why didn't everyone have diseases?
Lu Yan: Psychology? Phew, who hasn't been a person who can go crazy at any time these days!
(End of chapter)