Chapter 32: Joker: "This guy is designated to be sick!" ”
After dealing with the affairs of the metropolis, Lu Yan returned to Gotham City,
Because as a city with "simple folk customs", he is needed even more there!
Lu Yan: Well, the truth is that the clown has escaped from prison!
Gotham City,
When the clown who escaped from Arkham completely let himself go, he heard that someone in the metropolis next door had completed the gold heist in front of Superwoman!
Looking at the TV report in shock, the clown couldn't help but laugh and said, "Is that guy a genius?" It's amazing to think of such a solution, and I decided that I would also have a big show! ”
Just as the clown finished speaking, the subordinates below said with a sluggish expression: "But the Upper East Side has changed people recently, and we can't mess around here anymore, big brother!" ”
"Wait, a replacement? Why didn't anyone notify me? Is it because I'm in Arkham that no one wants to talk to me? ”
Frowning, the clown's face couldn't help but show a thoughtful look,
However, in the next moment, the clown happily said, "Since that's the case, let's start here and have a grand fireworks show!" ”
Just as the clown showed a chilling smile, the villains around him reveled,
Because that's why they follow the clowns, wanton destruction and plunge the city into a panic!
Gotham City, somewhere in a manor,
Lu Yan held the baby in his arms, and then carefully patted his back to make him vomit and burp.
After a while, just when the little baby smiled and fell asleep,
Lu Yan handed it to Paiber next to him and said, "I really didn't expect that you guys wouldn't even be able to take care of the children, it's so disgusting!" ”
After listening to Lu Yan's words, Paiber said embarrassedly, "Boss, why are you so skilled?" Do you have illegitimate children? ”
"You give birth to me!"
Looking at Paiber, Lu Yan couldn't help but complain,
"I'm coming, I'm coming! Do you want a boy or a girl? I love it anyway! ”
Just as Lu Yan finished speaking, Harley Quinn quickly ran over from a distance, with a look of excitement on her face,
But looking at Harley Quinn, Lu Yan couldn't help but say, "You have become more and more presumptuous recently!" It's not good! ”
"Enough, I always feel that you are disgusting with me!"
Looking at Lu Yan seriously, Harley Quinn couldn't help but stare at him,
But hearing Harley Quinn's words, Lu Yan grabbed her shoulder and said, "How can you think so, because I have always disliked you, unemployed vagrants, and violent superwomen!" ”
"Bang!"
A punch slammed into Lu Yan's stomach, and Harley Quinn turned around and said, "Bastard, you go to die!" ”
Watching Harley Quinn leave, Lu Yan couldn't help but hold his stomach and said, "This woman's divine power is so fast to grasp!" ”
Looking at Harley Quinn, who is now gradually becoming a Sichuan Shu woman, Lu Yan doesn't know what he has done to make her become like this!
Harley Quinn: Divine power in hand, labor and management Shu Dao Mountain!
After dealing with the things in hand, Lu Yan planned to go to Ark Technology,
Because there have been more and more things piling up recently, such as the successful completion of the hospital's renovation plan,
Next, we need to select qualified samples for research.
However, Lu Yan is still considering engaging in any specific research.
As a "true god", the only thing he wants to do is to have fun, or just have fun!
But just as Lu Yan came downstairs to the company, a clown with a balloon in his hand jumped over in the distance.
His funny appearance made many children walk up,
When everyone got the balloon, I saw the clown come to Lu Yan and say, "Sir, I wish you a happy day!" ”
As he spoke, the clown handed the balloon to Lu Yan,
Looking at him, Lu Yan couldn't help but be stunned and said, "How did you do this balloon bomb, it feels very interesting!" ”
"Huh?"
Looking at Lu Yan in shock, the clown was stunned for a moment, and then quickly pulled out the dagger on his waist and stabbed directly at Lu Yan.
But at this moment, Lu Yan grabbed the dagger with his backhand,
Seeing that Lu Yan grabbed the dagger firmly with his simple five fingers, and there was not even any blood flowing down, the clown was immediately dumbfounded,
"Do you think I'm an ordinary person? No, I'm actually two different people! ”
Looking at the clown with a smile on his face, Lu Yan twisted the dagger, then grabbed the balloon bomb next to him and said, "Is it a bomb made of biochemical gas?" You're so ingenious! ”
But just as Lu Yan was talking, the clown said with a smile: "Has anyone told you not to get too close to the clown!" ”
"Then did anyone tell you, don't get too close to me, because when I punch down, Superman will have to cry!"
Seeing the clown warning himself, Lu Yan also laughed,
When his own strength surpasses most fears, he is the embodiment of fear!
"Bang!"
A punch smashed on the clown's stomach, and Lu Yan tied him to the balloon with his backhand,
"Nail clippers? Erasers, lipsticks, and expired perfumes? An unknown button? ”
Picking up the button, Lu Yan said curiously: "This can't be a balloon bomb, right?" ”
"You tried!"
Looking at Lu Yan happily, the clown felt that he hadn't met a "patient" for a long time.
But at this time, the clown saw Lu Yan directly activate the button,
"No, you're really pressing! Fack."
looked at Lu Yan in astonishment, the clown looked at him, really started the button, and the whole person was dumbfounded,
And at this moment, Lu Yan looked at the balloon above and began to emit a violent explosion, and immediately said, "Is this really true?" ”
"Boom!"
Under a violent explosion, I saw that the glass of the surrounding streets was shattered.
Just as the clown fell to the ground covered in blood, Lu Yan walked up to him and said, "Hey, get up, are there any other things, Batman is coming, if you don't run, you won't have to play!" ”
Lying on the ground, the clown is physically and mentally exhausted at the moment,
He didn't expect that Lu Yan was a good person, if you asked him to press it, he would dare to press it for you!
Moreover, the other party didn't have anything, but he was seriously injured by the explosion!
"Huh!"
A figure descended from the sky,
When Batman saw Lu Yan and the Joker, his brows couldn't help but appear in Sichuan,
How can these two neuropaths be together?
"He gave me balloons and blew them up! Hehe, don't say it, it's very powerful! ”
Coughing up black smoke in his mouth, Lu Yan couldn't help but take out a cigarette and light it.
After looking at Lu Yan, Batman directly lifted the Joker and left, because if he didn't save people, the Joker would be gone.
"Hey, where are you taking him? I have a hospital! ”
Seeing that Batman was about to take the Joker away, Lu Yan hurriedly stopped him,
"Arkham, do you want to go with you?"
Looking at Lu Yan indifferently, Batman understands that he is not this guy's opponent for the time being, but when his "money ability" is updated with equipment, it will not be necessarily!
"Is that okay?"
looked at Batman curiously, and Lu Yan laughed,
"No, you can't!"
refusing to land, Batman raised his hand to grab the rope that fell above and left.
"No, Batman, that guy he's sick, really sick! You catch him."
Back on the fighter plane, after the clown woke up, he yelled,
But seeing that the Joker could still yell, Batman turned his head and said, "This time, you probably won't be able to come out so soon!" ”
But hearing Batman's words, the Joker smiled and said, "The circus can't shut down the Joker."
"By the way, what are these things for?"
picked up a cigar and lit it, Lu Yan just took a puff, and felt that something was wrong,
"Boom!"
With a roaring explosion, Lu Yan's whole person was blown out, and then slammed into the ground.
"Tout, TNT in the cigar, he's sick in the brain, right?"
Standing up angrily, Lu Yan couldn't help but roar.
(End of chapter)