An Xiangwen chatted with middle-aged men about other things, from daily life to work to family, and even about education issues such as children's schooling.

Bai Su: ?

The black-haired young man looked at An Xiangwen at the same age as his own human appearance.

He stared at the person for a long time, and his back was cold when he turned his back to the curly-haired young man who was still chatting with him.

An Xiangwen: "White ...... Is there anything wrong with Brother Bai? ”

Bai Su: "I just didn't expect you to have a child...... According to the legal age of marriage, let's say you get stuck in time to ...... Is it convenient to ask how old the woman is? ”

The black-haired young man touched his mobile phone and wondered whether he should call the police.

Monsters have been forced to memorize a lot of human laws recently, and now they can find a few by flipping through them casually, and they don't need to think about it.

An Xiangwen: "??? ”

The curly-haired young man turned around suddenly, and he looked at Bai Su in horror: "Brother Bai, what are you thinking about in your head!" ”

The black-haired young man seriously repeated the precautions for kindergarten selection that An Xiangwen said earlier, and which conditions need to be taken into account.

Finally, he asked, "If you don't have any children at home, how can you care—"

Inexplicably, he was interrupted by the curly-haired young man who had an extra child in a sad and angry voice, if he didn't know that Bai Su didn't like physical contact, An Xiangwen would have wanted to reach up and cover his mouth.

An Xiangwen justified his name and said: "No, no, no, I don't have a child, it's a relative's child!" I accompanied the attention a little! ”

Bai Su sighed, still a little skeptical.

Just as An Xiangwen was about to use his mobile phone to dig out some pictures or chat records to prove it, a person walked up to the podium.

There are also two people standing on either side of the man, operating projectors, curtains and other equipment in their hands, and they are making preparations.

The person on the podium coughed lightly, drawing the attention of the people in the room.

As everyone's eyes looked straight ahead, Bai Su noticed that the door they had entered had been shut.

Due to the projector, the lights in the room were also turned off.

The environment is pitch black, and with the high-pitched human voice, no one cares about the insignificant locking sound.

To be honest, Bai Su is quite familiar with what is going to happen next.

Just lectures, he has heard a lot.

Before the human policemen got to know him, they used lectures to lure him in.

Today, his relationship with the special sector is no longer maintained by lectures, but the presence of lectures has been accustomed to the elderly in the community, and it has been continued.

After all, it is better to listen to the organization in the community than to go outside to listen to some pheasant lecture.

At least that's what the juniors in the community think.

This lecture is not the other lecture, and now, the pheasant lecture has begun to carry out the operation - collect the mobile phone.

The reason is that what they are going to talk about is not good to be filmed, so they have to put away everyone's mobile phones first.

For modern people, mobile phones are an essential part of daily life.

Maybe you haven't touched your phone for five minutes, and someone will feel uncomfortable.

The one who came down to collect the phone was a woman with a beautiful face.

At first, some people were unhappy, but as the beautiful women exchanged a few words with them, they all handed over their mobile phones without exception, and they couldn't see the refusal they had refused a few minutes ago.

Under the operation of the delicate woman, she quickly received the last row and walked to the side of Bai Su.

An Xiangwen and the middle-aged man's reaction was the same as that of the others, and the beautiful woman also opened her mouth to persuade a few words.

It's a normal communication, explaining what they won't do with the phone, and the bag with the phone will be placed in a place where everyone can see it.

"If you are still not at ease, you can put your name on it, and it will not be difficult to distinguish it."

The delicate woman handed over the note and pen in due course, so An Xiangwen was convinced.

The curly-haired young man scratched his cheeks, and instead of taking the note and pen, he handed over the phone directly.

When the beautiful woman was about to take over the mobile phone, Bai Su asked, "Is it just like that?" ”

"Huh?" An Xiangwen turned his head while stretching out his hand, "I want to ...... You have to pay it, right? ”

Bai Su could still see a little blankness in the eyes of the human youth in the pitch black environment, but he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his movements.

Interesting.

With a light sentence in his heart, Bai Su retracted his gaze, and without any hesitation, handed over his mobile phone.

Ten minutes later, the monster regretted it.

The black-haired youth slumped in his chair, staring blankly at the cobwebs on the ceiling, watching the insects crawl around on it.

Humans are too serious about cleaning, and they can't be negligent just because the ceiling can't be reached, right?

The monster, who has become accustomed to modern entertainment, feels that the time without a mobile phone is too difficult, and it is not good for him to close his eyes directly.

When everyone around him was listening carefully and looking excited, it would be too dazzling for him to close his eyes.

Well, the slumped posture is just as eye-catching.

Silently, he moved his whole body up, and Bai Su changed his sitting position.

The left leg is on the right knee, the left arm supports the piece of flesh on the thigh, the palm of the hand supports the chin, and the head rests on it.

If Bai Su were to give a review of this lecture, the answer would be boring.

The content is empty and exaggerated, and it is all clichés, and all the words that are said over and over are similar sentences, which are even more scarce than fake empty words, as if they are college students writing essays in a mess.

To summarize briefly, search for the nonsense literature generator, enter a random text into it, and then read it to the generated text below.

I don't know why humans listen so carefully, and they frequently echo and respond.

Bai Su could still feel the gaze of others on him.

So he continued to change his position, his back slightly straightened, his eyes closed, and when he opened them again, he showed a state of seemingly preoccupied but actually distracted.

The eyes of others stared at it for a while, and finally looked away.

The distracted monster thought about the cell phone network for a moment, and then he shifted half of his attention to the clone.

At this time, Bai Su discovered the benefits of the clone.

The white dog's vision is not at home, so it is estimated that he has gone to play again.

With hypnotic words in his ears, Bai Su saw an adventure in the city from a first-person perspective.

Adventure locations include but are not limited to streets, houses, construction sites, parks and other places, ordinary pets can't run so far, but who makes the white dog special.

In particular, after perceiving the consciousness link of the ontology, the white dog immediately changed the itinerary of playing with the human elderly in the park in the afternoon.

Divert through the city alleys, pull out a few delicious spirits from the corners of the gutters and swallow them in your stomach.

Bai Su: ......

Bai Su: I may not be human, but you are a real dog.

The doppelganger who was scolded by the body was not in a hurry, burrowed into the grass and picked up the small stone statue that fell inside, chewed the supernatural attached to it, I don't know where it came from, and then swallowed it.

Bai Su grinded his teeth, severing the connection between himself and the doppelganger.

Not long after the severance of contact, the human speech also came to an end.

The humans around him suddenly raised their hands and shouted together, and the black-haired young man who was distracted drew a scoop on the gourd, and raised his hands in a good manner, but did not open his mouth.

The result of not listening carefully was that when the humans came down to collect the money, a question mark appeared on the top of Bai Su's head.

Bai Su: "What money?" ”

Delicate woman: "The money to buy things." ”

Bai Su: "What to buy?" ”

Delicate woman: "The last thing I said...... Sir, aren't you listening? ”

The suspicious gaze of the human beings suddenly turned over, and the delicate woman had an expression of "sure enough" on her face.

She didn't force Bai Su to pay the money anymore, and quickly moved to the next place.

I don't know if it was affected by Bai Su's words, An Xiangwen was no longer eager to listen to the speech, and he was a little hesitant to pay for things.

An Xiangwen pondered: "Didn't I come to the staff training by the way? Do you want to buy things for yourself? Who's for this performance? ”

Delicate woman: "......"

The expression on the delicate woman's face disappeared for a moment, and she wordlessly skipped An Xiangwen and continued to walk back.

After walking around, some people paid happily and received a box of beautifully packaged three-no products, while others became hesitant when they faded away from the enthusiasm of listening to the lecture, thought about it again and again, and did not pay for it.

The delicate woman always had an expression that everyone could choose anything, and she didn't make a forced move.

She just changed her strategy in terms of follow-up after receiving the money.

The mobile phones were returned one by one, but when he was about to leave, An Xiangwen was stopped on the grounds that he was still at work.

An Xiangwen coughed twice: "Yes, but isn't this ......?"

The curly-haired young man's gaze turned to Bai Suna, and he continued, "Isn't there no way to send Brother Bai back." ”

When you come, it takes an hour and a half to drive, and the same goes back, taking a taxi is an option, but the price is on the expensive side, and if you choose the subway, the time will be doubled.

The young man who had released people at the door before, and now the young man who was stopping him glanced at Bai Su twice, and said to An Xiangwen: "It's okay, it won't be delayed for too long, you can just let your friend sit in the lounge for a while." ”

Since they all said so, Bai Su did not leave on his own, but followed the guidance of the other employees and went to their lounge to sit for a while.

The lounge is made of transparent glass, and you can see the employees coming and going outside, as well as a few humans who were also taken away, and who should have listened to the lecture just now.

The low green sofa sits softly into it, and with the delicate incense, the whole environment is drowsy.

Bai Su sat down, and it was at this time that the beautiful woman walked in.

She had a folder under her arm and a tray in her hand with tea and snacks.

The heat rose from the cup, and the delicate woman bent down and placed the tray on the same low coffee table.

Then, she sat down opposite Bai Su, took the folder in her hand, and smiled at Bai Su: "I saw that this gentleman didn't listen carefully, take this opportunity, let me introduce you again." ”

Although it was a tone with a little question, the delicate woman didn't wait for anyone to answer, and opened the folder by herself and spoke in a soft tone.

Unlike the emotional man on the podium, the delicate woman took a different path.

The soft tone of voice in the lounge environment is more hypnotic.

The delicate woman glanced at Bai Su as she spoke, and she noticed that the dark-haired young man in the seat was not as fascinated by her words as she thought.

The delicate woman's eyelashes trembled, and she reached out and tapped her ears that were hidden by her long hair.

Bai Su noticed her small movements, and followed her hand to her hair, the thick hair of the human female covered her ears, and she couldn't see what was underneath.

The beautiful woman said again, and then she picked up the teacup on the table at the right time, and persuaded Bai Su to take a few sips as well.

"You're thirsty too, aren't you?" The woman blinked, madly suggested.

The aroma of incense is getting more and more intense.

Bai Su looked at the cup on the table, and then looked at the eager eyes of the beautiful woman.

Drinking water is not a big deal, he actually wants to eat more.

The snacks in the tray look handmade, and they have just been taken out of the refrigerator, and even after all this time, they still carry some coolness.

The delicate woman's gaze fell on Bai Su's gesture.

She watched the slender fingers of the black-haired young man stretch forward, and saw that she was about to grasp the handle of the teacup, but turned her direction and touched the refreshments on the side.

Refreshments can also be eaten, anyway, they are all added.

One piece, two pieces, three pieces, and then the tea that has been warmed.

All the food on the tray except for the cup that was taken away by the delicate woman, the rest went into Bai Su's stomach.

Seeing that the plate was about to be emptied, the delicate woman pretended to read for a while, waiting for something to happen.

She waited five minutes, and it was business as usual.

She waited ten minutes, and nothing happened.

She waited fifteen minutes, and finally the folder in her hand was at the end.

The delicate woman looked at the last page in her hand in embarrassment, she frowned puzzled, then took a deep breath and raised her head sharply.

The woman with a far-fetched smile on her face asked, "Is there anything you feel uncomfortable with?" ”

Bai Su shook his head: "No." ”

The woman whose smile grew more and more bleak: "That'...... Do you want to go to the toilet? ”

Physiological needs are dispensable: "I don't want to." ”

The smile on the delicate woman's face disappeared, she maintained a frowning expression, closed the folder and stood up, forgetting to even ask if she wanted to buy the product, only mentioning that she was leaving.

"My colleague has something to do with me, so you can sit down by yourself for a while."

Bai Su propped his head to watch the beautiful woman run out of the lounge, and he yawned like a human.

Humanity has a plot against him.

But it's just the medicine in this food...... Targeting the wrong object.

The human drug enters the monster's body and is metabolized instantly, which is just a matter of a few breaths of the cells in the body.

The dim sum is quite delicious, and you can go to the company's pantry and so on.

The black-haired young man picked up the last red bean Dafu in the tray, and handed the glutinous rice ball, which was much larger than his mouth, to his mouth.

The lip flap opened slightly until it reached the position near the pinna, and a whole Daifuku was swallowed whole.

The black-haired young man was casually agitating his cheeks, facing the lounge, and he didn't let the humans see what had just happened.

Humans who have already run away can't see it, and there's not even a monitor around here, is it for the convenience of doing bad things?

(End of chapter)