In a small town in the middle of nowhere,

Lu Yan, who descended to earth, incarnated as a Taoist priest in Youfang, and began to consult people in this place.

But when he saw the child with snot in front of him, he was dumbfounded.

Because he guessed correctly, this is the reincarnation of the golden cicada Tang monk!

Well, it looks healthy, except for the small pearls that come with it, and it's a little sloppy, it's all pretty good!

"No, no, I have to go, how can I do this work of taking care of children!"

Turning around and leaving in a hurry, Lu Yan saw a fat monk on the side of the road, and immediately stepped forward to slap him on the back of the head.

"Who dares to hit me?"

Turning to look at the person who slapped him, he saw that the monk immediately became angry, but in the next second, he was stunned and said, "You calamity, why are you here?" ”

"What else do I want to ask you? Heavenly Court sent me down to look at Tang Seng, why are you here! ”

Staring at the fat monk in front of him, Lu Yan almost wanted to stab the other party to death with a knife,

"I'm guiding the golden cicada to grow!"

Looking at Lu Yan, the fat monk in front of him tidied up the wig on his head,

"Good guy, it turns out that you are the nanny, then I will withdraw first, and when Tang Seng grows up, I will come back!"

As he spoke, Lu Yan was about to leave,

Seeing that Lu Yan said to leave, the fat monk in front of him hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't go, Ben Guanyin also has something to do!" ”

"Don't mess with me, be careful that I kill you!"

Picking up the pig-killing knife from the stall on the side, Lu Yan gritted his teeth and looked at MC Guanyin,

He didn't like Buddhism in the first place, and now he still asked him to come to see Tang Seng, Lu Yan didn't send him to the monsters, he was already "compassionate", and now he is still letting him be a nanny, how is it possible?

Seeing that Lu Yan didn't look like he was joking, Guanyin hurriedly said: "Put down the knife, if you have something to say!" ”

"Tang Seng, you are responsible, when he grows up, I will return to heaven, we will not interfere with each other, he will learn from the scriptures, make credit, I will play soy sauce, earn public morality, everyone will not violate the river water, how!"

Looking at Guanyin, Lu Yan put the knife against his throat and spoke,

"I think you're a good idea, but can you put the knife down first? This body is mortal, has no power, and will really die! ”

looked at Lu Yan in fear, but Guanyin couldn't help but take half a step back,

It was not easy for her to get this body, but it was really destroyed by Lu Yan, and he had to look for it again, it was very troublesome!

"Interesting, I like people like you!"

Domineering turned to leave, Lu Yan waved his robe and said, "Heh, Journey to the West, let's play with your own closed door!" ”

Just after Lu Yan left, Guanyin squinted his eyes and said: "The catastrophe has not started yet, how can he know, and the way of heaven"

Seeing that the sky didn't seem to have changed, Guanyin immediately became vigilant, because Lu Yan didn't seem to be so simple!

Somewhere in Gao Laozhuang,

When Lu Yan found Zhu Bajie, he was still "evading" the pursuit of the demon hunter in the mountains and forests at the moment.

waved his hand to stop the demon hunter, and Lu Yan cast a spell to let them go,

Not long after, when Zhu Bajie, who was like a beast, stared at Lu Yan, he immediately roared,

"Hey, I know you're angry, but you might as well listen to me first!"

looked at Zhu Bajie embarrassedly, but Lu Yan couldn't help but raise his hands,

But at this moment, Zhu Bajie frantically pounced on him, intending to kill Lu Yan,

"Hey, Zhu Bajie, are you going too far? Everyone is an old friend, you want to kill me when you come up? ”

Seeing Zhu Bajie's rage coming, Lu Yan couldn't help but shout,

But at this time, Zhu Bajie had lost his mind,

Because Lu Yan, a bastard, kicked him down to heaven back then, but he was reincarnated but he still became a pig.

However, it is precisely because of the protection of the Mandate of Heaven that Zhu Bajie escaped the hunt of humans, so he cultivated and slowly recovered his memory.

But in order not to hurt people, he can only hide in the mountains and forests,

had nothing to do and went to Gao Laozhuang to be a prodigal son, but because of intimacy and exposure of his true body, he was chased and killed by the demon hunter.

The culprit of all this is Lu Yan, because this bastard said that he would help him recover his memory back then, but what was the result? Zhu Bajie didn't see Lu Yan go down to earth until he cultivated to this point,

"Don't come here, it hurts when I hit someone, it hurts!"

Seeing that Zhu Bajie still rushed over regardless of it, Lu Yan hurriedly shouted,

In the next second, Lu Yan smashed a fist on Zhu Bajie's head,

With a whistling sound, Zhu Bajie turned into a cannonball and flew out, directly smashing a hill.

"Hey, hey, it hurts my old pig to death, bastard, you disaster star, kill you!"

Looking at Lu Yan angrily, Zhu Bajie was behind the recovery person, and immediately pointed at Lu Yan and scolded,

But looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan couldn't help but say: "I told you, it hurts when I beat someone, and you still rush over!" ”

"You're embarrassed to say, three hundred years, do you know how I've spent these three hundred years?"

questioned Lu Yan, only to see Zhu Bajie foaming at the mouth and saying: "I have been slaughtered as a pig at least eighty times!" ”

"But your body is a pig!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie in shock, Lu Yan couldn't help but complain,

"Oh, really? I forgot! ”

Blinking, Zhu Bajie looked at Lu Yan, and then roared violently: "This is not the point, the point is, how can you deceive me?" Okay, I'll help me recover my memory, but it's been three hundred years! I'm all recovered, what's the use of you! ”

"I can help you remove the constraints of Heavenly Court and restore your mana!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan smiled,

"Really? Can you help me recover my mana, can I go back to Heaven? ”

looked at Lu Yan happily, and saw Zhu Bajie, who was still very angry one second, licking his face and hugging his thighs the next moment,

"This can't be done, because next, aren't you going to escort Tang Seng to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?"

Squatting in the corner, Lu Yan picked up a drawing and drew it.

Looking at Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie frowned and said, "How do you know this?" Guanyin said she only told me! ”

"She only told you? Do you dare to believe the monk's words? She not only told you, but also told Sun Wukong that she was with the degraded curtain general! The three of you are Tang Seng's umbrella on the road to learn scriptures in the future! ”

Looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan couldn't help but complain,

But staring at Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie was puzzled: "What is the purpose of learning scriptures!" ”

"That's a long story, so I won't talk about it!"

In Zhu Bajie's ignorant eyes, Lu Yan laughed,

But looking at Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie said, "You are really not a thing!" ”

"Hey, can you see through at a glance that I'm not something? What a clever little ghost! ”

Looking at Zhu Bajie happily, Lu Yan then smashed his fist in the face and said, "Bastard, who are you scolding!" ”

After a while, Zhu Bajie rubbed his cheeks with a blue nose and swollen face and said, "Then when will I be able to return to Heaven!" ”

"After you finish taking the scriptures and being sealed in the West, you can go back to Heaven, but you have to be careful, because I feel that Sun Wukong on the way is likely to kill Tang Seng!"

Touching his chin and opening his mouth, Lu Yan raised his eyebrows meaningfully,

But after listening to Lu Yan's words, Zhu Bajie turned his head and said, "Can't I kill him first?" ”

"You? You have to have this ability, when Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you wouldn't run faster than me! ”

looked at Zhu Bajie with disdain, and Lu Yan stretched out his hand between his eyebrows and said, "Empty hand!" ”

"Click!"

The red black lightning was pervasive, and I saw that the prohibition that sealed Zhu Bajie instantly shattered,

Standing up, Zhu Bajie felt that his immortal power had recovered, and immediately picked up the nine-toothed nail rake and roared: "Calamity, do you know how I have spent the past three hundred years? I'll kill you shameless guy."

A few minutes later, I saw Zhu Bajie lying on the ground crying: "Woo woo, bastard, you are not a human, you even beat pigs!" ”

Looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan kicked him on the ass and said, "Waste, you couldn't beat me back then, is it okay now?" Get out and cry, I'm going to have fun! ”

Tidying up his robe and leaving, Lu Yan left in style.

(End of chapter)