Chapter 65: I Was Rejected as a Bandit?
The light flickered, the heavens and the earth changed color,
When Lu Yan reappeared, he found himself in a barren land,
Turning his head to look behind him, Lu Yan was about to help Tang Seng and Yue Meiyan treat, but found that the two were gone.
With wide eyes, Lu Yan hurriedly leaned down and looked around, but found that the two had indeed disappeared.
"Wait, I opened the Moonlight Treasure Box, and they were indeed taken away! What about people? ”
Looking around in surprise, Lu Yan even opened the ant nest next to him, but he didn't find any trace of Tang Seng and Yue Meiyan.
"It shouldn't be like this, what about the Tang Seng I caught? Where did he go! ”
Looking around in shock, Lu Yan was almost stupid,
It took him a lot of "strength" to take Tang Seng and Yue Meiyan away, and he was going to count on him to learn scriptures instead of "Tang Seng", but he didn't expect that as soon as the moonlight treasure box was opened, the two of them were gone!
Somewhere in a small village in the middle of nowhere,
When Yue Meiyan and Tang Seng slowly opened their eyes, they found themselves in a paradise.
Looking at the misty smoke in front of him, Tang Seng helped Yue Meiyan into it,
As for Lu Yan, who took them away, and the gods and Buddhas of the sky, after the two looked at each other and smiled, they chose to forget!
Lu Yan: This shouldn't be the case!
"Tang Seng, where did Tang Seng go!"
Roaring angrily to the sky, Lu Yan's body continued to bloom with terrifying turbulent waves,
But everything around was destroyed,
Lu Yan took a deep breath and said: "The world is so beautiful, I shouldn't be so irritable, be calm, calm!" ”
As he spoke, Lu Yan threw out a red-black "power of destruction" with his backhand,
"Boom!"
Under the violent tremors, I saw the distant skyline filled with devastating explosions,
After doing all this, Lu Yan finally felt better,
In order to have fun, he did not hesitate to be a monster, and even "played fake matches", just to let Tang Seng rescue Yue Meiyan, and then kidnap the two together.
didn't think about it, at the critical moment, the moonlight treasure box played a joke on him, the person was taken away, but where did he take it, he didn't know!
"This kind of treasure is just a "happy color", there is no accurate marking at all, and it is nonsense! ”
Put away the moonlight treasure box, Lu Yan plans to find a Tang Seng nearby here, and then bring it back.
But just as Lu Yan walked to the foot of the hill not far away, he was stunned in place,
Because of the terrain here, it's quite suitable for robbery!
"Smack!"
gave himself a slap on the backhand, and Lu Yan couldn't help but say: "I'm all immortals, why do I still think about robbery, is this the muscle memory of being a bandit?" Can't forget! ”
But as soon as Lu Yan slapped himself, a group of people rushed down the hill: "Robbery!" ”
Looking at all this sluggishly, Lu Yan was completely dumbfounded,
It turns out that this is not muscle memory, but this is really suitable for robbery!
But after Lu Yan saw the people who came down to rob, he was immediately stunned and said: ", Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, what are you doing!" ”
"Scourge, why are you!"
Looking at Lu Yan in horror, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were also dumbfounded at the moment,
Because they didn't expect that the robbery could rob Lu Yan, this is simply a cash car, and they are escorted by the army, looking for death!
"No, why are you here, explain it to me?"
Looking at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, Lu Yan couldn't help but ask,
"When the senior brother opened the moonlight treasure box, he was teleported away, but we didn't, and then Guanyin Bodhisattva came and pinched the senior brother to death, saying that he would wait for the reincarnation in five hundred years."
Just as Zhu Bajie was explaining, Lu Yan was shocked and said, "Then you are robbing here?" ”
"That's right, Heavenly Court can't go back, can't we just rob? By the way, have fun, where did you go, these five hundred years! ”
looked at Lu Yan curiously, only to see Zhu Bajie asking,
"Me? I'm going to see Supergirl vs. Dryad! ”
Blinking his eyes, Lu Yan could only say what happened to him,
But looking at Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie was puzzled: "You don't think that I don't read enough to lie to me, right?" ”
"Lying to you, does it have anything to do with your lack of reading?"
Looking at Zhu Bajie curiously, Sha Seng couldn't help but be surprised,
Looking at Sha Seng, Zhu Bajie immediately said: "It seems to be the same thing!" ”
"By the way, have you found the reincarnation of Sun Wukong?"
Asking about Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, Lu Yan was puzzled,
"Of course I found it, but I was a bandit in the cottage next door? It's called the Supreme Treasure! ”
[Journey to the West! 】
Looking at Lu Yan with a smile on his face, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but say happily: "How about it, my old pig is amazing!" ”
"You three brothers, born bandits!"
Looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan couldn't help but think of Sun Wukong in front of him, daring to use a watermelon knife to kidnap the Jade Emperor, it was simply reckless!
"What should we do now, if we can't find Tang Seng reincarnated, it will be very troublesome!"
looked at Lu Yan curiously, and Zhu Bajie squatted on the ground with him to discuss,
"Let's go to the Supreme Treasure's stockade first, and when the time comes, look at my eyes!"
Seriously explained to Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan laughed,
"Wait, you're like that, how do we get in?"
Seeing Lu Yan dressed as a Taoist priest, Zhu Bajie was suspicious,
"Wait!"
snapped his fingers, and Lu Yan changed from handsome and chic to a blind man.
But looking at Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie hesitated for a moment and said, "You have become blind, how can I look at your eyes!" ”
"Damn, you asked me!"
Hearing Zhu Bajie's questioning, Lu Yan slapped him in the face with his backhand, and directly lifted Zhu Bajie out.
Not long after, when there was a group of people outside the cottage of Supreme Treasure,
I saw that the second boss stepped forward with someone and said, "You are the people who want to come to our big boss?" ”
"Yes, the second master, let's eat together!"
When the second of the Zhou grass in the wind of the jade tree in the past became the man with yellow teeth in front of him, Lu Yan opened his mouth with a smile on his face,
"Wow, you have grown up to be such a virtuous person, and you are still a thief, which is outrageous!"
Looking at Lu Yan in front of him, the second master couldn't help but dislike it,
"The second master, if I didn't grow like this, I would be an idol!"
looked at the second master embarrassedly, but Lu Yan couldn't help but explain,
"This is also true, handsome, who will be a bandit!"
After thinking for a while, the second master accepted a few people,
But just when everyone was about to enter the cottage, the second master stood up and said, "Wait! ”
"Second master, what's wrong?"
looked at the second master with a smile on his face, and Lu Yan slowly groped for something from his waist.
Just as Tianlong Slash appeared, Zhu Bajie hurriedly dragged his hand, because this was unacceptable!
"Nonsense, of course it's this!"
Rubbing his hands, I saw that the second master couldn't help but laugh evilly,
"This, we have, we have!"
Running forward, the sand monk handed over a piece of gold to the second master,
"Even if you know each other, I like smart guys!"
Laughing and stepping forward, the second master patted Lu Yan's shoulder with his big hand that buckled his teeth, and wiped it twice by the way,
Looking down at his shoulder, Lu Yan was stunned for a moment, and then rushed out,
But at this moment, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng directly hugged Lu Yan and let him keep waving his hands and feet in the air, but they couldn't hit the second master.
Otherwise, this guy would have died on the spot,
Who is this in front of you, the number one bandit in the heavenly court, you are really the second master who has eyes but doesn't know 2580,000, and you don't know a dragon with eyes! Even if you dare to provoke him, Lord Yama has to help you number in advance!
(End of chapter)