"Are you stupid?"

Mu Yunzhi put his hands on his cheeks, propped himself on the coffee table and looked at Lu Mang, and said with a slight smile, "I said that I can't even remember their appearance." Moreover, I have been practicing for more than 300 years, and that time is less than ten years, and I have spent most of my life in Xuanqing Sect. So, you don't have to say sorry to me. ”

For her, Shizun and the little junior sister can be regarded as real family members, if they investigate the family situation, their first reaction is to say something about them, if Lu Mang didn't ask his parents, he wouldn't be able to remember them at all......

Lu Mang took out his mobile phone in a bit of a daze, turned on the camera and took a photo of Mu Yunzhi.

"What are you doing?" Mu Yunzhi was stunned for a moment and sat upright.

Didn't this guy apologize to himself just now? Why do you suddenly point your phone at yourself now?

"You're so good-looking." Lu Mang said.

It was the first time he saw Mu Yunzhi make this kind of action, usually either meditating or eating, and always sitting straight when watching videos, always in a tense state at any time.

But just now she actually held her cheeks for the first time, and when she smiled at herself, she looked like a little hamster.

"You...... You disciple! Flirt with me! Mu Yunzhi's face instantly turned red, and he said angrily.

"It's not teasing, it's praising you." Lu Mang showed her the photo, "I'm afraid you'll move, so I'll take it first." ”

In the photo, Mu Yunzhi dragged her cheeks, the sun shone on her face through the window, and she smiled faintly, like a brilliant flower.

"You secretly filmed me!"

"Well, it's a candid shot...... Shall I delete it? It feels like a pity. Lu Mang said.

"Humph!" Mu Yunzhi didn't answer him this question.

Well, I guess I acquiesced.

"Ding Dong~"

Just then, the doorbell rang.

Lu Mang walked to the door and looked out through the cat's eye, two familiar figures stood outside - Lu Shoucheng and Zhao Yumei

Cardiac arrest.

What's the situation? Why did Mom and Dad come here all of a sudden?

didn't have time to say anything, so he hurriedly gestured and asked Mu Yunzhi to come into the room to hide.

Mu Wanzhi didn't know why, but he still did it.

The door opened.

Lu Mang pretended to be surprised and asked, "Mom and Dad?" Why are you two here? ”

"Why are we two here? Why did you say the two of us got here? Do you know what day of the week it is? Lu Shoucheng said angrily.

"It's the weekend today......" Lu Mang said without saying anything.

It seems that I forgot to go home again.

A few days ago, Lu Guoguo came over to tell him about this, how did he know that time passed so quickly, and before he knew it, it was another weekend, but he didn't realize it.

"You know it's the weekend? If you don't come back for half a month, I'm afraid that no one will know that you stink inside. "Lu Shoucheng's way of hurting people is exactly the same as Lu Guoguo.

"Okay, okay, look at what you say." Zhao Yumei said.

"What are you doing blocking the door? Don't your parents are welcome in? Lu Shoucheng said.

Lu Mang quickly dodged away and asked them to sit on the sofa.

In the morning, Mu Wanzhi boiled water and just poured it for the second elder.

"Mom and Dad, why don't you say a word? Didn't I go back to WeChat to send a message? Lu Mang said.

"Send a message?" Lu Shoucheng scoffed, "How busy are you, busy working and making a lot of money, who dares to send you a message?" What should I do if I delay you to make money? ”

"Don't blame your dad for saying you, you really don't watch the messages we usually send out, I originally wanted to call you a video, but I thought we hadn't been here for a long time, so I just didn't play and came over directly." Zhao Yumei said.

Lu Mang was a little speechless, this was a bad habit he left over from college. The voice sent by my parents is always the kind that starts at twenty seconds, Lu Mang is too lazy to listen, and over time, my parents don't send him much messages, and everything is directly video.

"You don't have anything to see, let's see what's wrong? Afraid of being caught by us? Lu Shoucheng walked and swayed with a teacup and walked to Lu Mang's bedroom, "Sitting in front of the computer all day, people are stupid!" What is this called work? ”

Zhao Yumei cared more about Lu Mang, and asked expectantly: "Son, you are not usually busy, why did you forget to go home?" It's not that hard to go once a week, isn't it? You tell your mom honestly, is it a delay in falling in love? If that's the case, Mom doesn't blame you. ”

"No...... Just forget. Lu Mang said weakly, and looked at his father from time to time, for fear that he would accidentally get into the next room.

Zhao Yumei's expectations were disappointed in an instant, and she patted Lu Mang lightly: "Then you should fight, and the days when the family gets together can be forgotten." ”

"He can talk about a fart love, and he wants someone who has nothing." Lu Shoucheng, who was wandering around, stopped in the kitchen, "Two bowls? What do you eat in the morning and still eat in two bowls? ”

Lu Mang's heart tightened, and one of the bowls was Mu Wanzhi's.

They adhered to the principle of one cooking and the other brushing the dishes, and this time it was supposed to be Lu Mang who washed the dishes, but just now they were taking a photo of Mu Yun and forgot about it......

"Wontons, ravioli in the morning." Lu Mang pretended to be calm.

"Eat so much?" Lu Shoucheng glanced at Lu Mang suspiciously, and didn't say anything, "Look at you like this, you eat too much and do too little, you are too lazy to the extreme, and your clothes must not be washed?" ”

"Can you say a few words? As soon as you come in, why does your mouth grow on my son's body? Why doesn't he do the laundry? Look at this balcony, isn't it just sunbathing......" Zhao Yumei was stunned.

Lu Shoucheng was also stunned.

Lu Mang instantly covered his face.

Mu Yunzhi's underwear is fluttering in the wind.

In fact, she would be exposed to her room before, but the lighting was not good, and she was exposed to it for a long time every time, and later observed that Lu Mang did not have any abnormal actions on her underwear, so she dried directly on the balcony.

"Whose is this? Guoguo hasn't been living at home for the past few days, you're here? No, she didn't ...... like that" Zhao Yumei's brain was a little down for a while.

It was Lu Shoucheng who reacted first, and said to Zhao Yumei: "Look at it, look at it!" That's what your son did! I usually stay at home and don't do anything, and I learn to wear women's clothes! I don't even want my face! That's what happens if you don't get a good job! ”

"What's my son, my son's? He's not your son? Zhao Yumei was furious and walked to the balcony to take a closer look.

Suddenly turned his head, "I felt something was wrong just now, I kept smelling a scent, and I thought you were wearing perfume." Tell me honestly, is there anyone else in this room? That bowl was eaten by someone else, right? ”

"Why didn't I smell it......" Lu Shoucheng sniffed the air.

"This ......" Lu Mang is hesitant.

It's not that he didn't expect this day, it's just that he came a little early, and he wasn't ready.

At this moment, the door of Mu Yunzhi's bedroom opened.

Zhao Yumei looked over, it was an extremely beautiful girl, and her good looks were a little unreal.

Mu Yunzhi knew that he was exposed, and if he continued to hide, it would increase his suspicion, so it would be better to take the initiative to come out, Lu Guoguo had seen it himself, could he still hide from his parents?

"Ahem...... Lu Mang coughed softly, understanding Mu Yunzhi's intentions, "That, Mu Wanzhi, this is my mother, and that is my father." ”

Mu Yunzhi nodded lightly: "Mom...... Hello aunt. ”

Zhao Yumei was excited.

This girl......

You just called me mom, right?

……