In the autumn of the thirtieth year of Jiajing, no one cared about a fire in Qingcheng Mountain except for the surrounding people and the abandoned sword hall.

During this time, the real hot discussion in the world was Hanlin Li Chunguang's "Refutation of the Demon Concubine", which directly pointed to Liu Huan, who had just become a concubine, as a person who brought disaster to the country and the people.

Emperor Jiajing was furious, and within one day he issued seven holy decrees to send this champion of Jiajing for 26 years to the most remote mountainous area in Lingnan.

Just when the court discussion had not subsided, in winter, Emperor Jiajing wanted to add Liu Guifei as the queen on the grounds that it had been three years since the death of Empress Xiaoliefang and that the country could not be without a mother for a day.

Jiajing's attitude was resolute, and the cabinet ministers and court ministers naturally vigorously opposed it, and the two sides fought in full swing, which could not take care of the people's livelihood.

In the thirty-first year, the king of Haikou directly led his troops to Jiaxing; The White Lotus Sect has gained momentum in Liangguang and has a huge momentum; In the north, the Hu people plundered the border passes; There is a giant bandit "Raunod" in Shu, and the Wuthering Mountains and forests are ......

For a time, the world was full of smoke, which meant changing the dynasty.

However, all of this has nothing to do with Li Hao in Huashan.

Huashan sent Raunod to Shuzhong to be a hero in the green forest, and the fleet to Japan was plundered by Wang Zhi... What does all this have to do with Li?

He has completely become an otaku, teaching and perfecting self-detonation martial arts on the mountain every day, practicing swordsmanship and chanting Taoist scriptures in his spare time, so that he can live at ease.

The benefits that this world should have taken have already been taken, and he doesn't have to worry too much about the development and growth of Jianghu Daily and Self-Explosive Martial Arts.

The most important thing is that I went down the mountain last time and went to Qingcheng and met any of my actions, what if I ran into Dongfang undefeated again?

There is only one life for a dog, so it's better to come safely!

Of course, there was another reason for his reluctance to go down:

Elf girl's stockings are now on fire!

That's a good thing.

But when the entire rivers and lakes go from the 80-year-old grandfather to the 40-year-old 300-pound refining man, they are all wearing black and white meat color nets... When it was silk, walking the rivers and lakes was really a kind of torture for him.

In this way, Li Qinghao, the self-detonation Dao Ancestor, waited steadily until the survival task was completed, and suddenly turned into a rainbow when he was teaching his disciples one day!

At the same time, Yang Li, the elf sister who is known as the fairy of stockings on the rivers and lakes, is also nowhere to be found.

But these two things are small things, and on the same day, something that changed the pattern of the world happened.

……

Emperor Jiajing was lying on the dragon chair, feeling tired enough.

After standing this time, I felt that the resistance to the Great Court was even greater than when I first ascended the throne, but I was no longer the powerless boy I was back then.

After all, I won!

The newspaper that has been passed on to the world has been printed, and Huan'er is already her own queen!

Thinking of Huan'er, a nameless fire poured into his brain from the lower half of his body, and he immediately became energetic, "Swing, go to Concubine Liu, no, in the queen's palace." ”

Now, except for Huan'er in the harem, no matter how young and beautiful the concubine is, he can't stand up, only Huan'er!

Only Huan'er!

Jiajing's eyes were red, but he didn't realize it.

"Huan'er!" After blocking the left and right, Jiajing couldn't help it for a moment, so he asked for joy.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, the concubine has just learned a new kung fu, so it's okay to show you?"

"Good, good!" Jiajing thought that his beloved concubine wanted to "reward" herself because she had pushed her to the position of queen, and it was unavoidable.

But what he couldn't see was the resentment leaking from the corners of Huan'er's eyes when she lowered her head.

"This move is called Torture Soul Eater Palm!" Huan'er slapped out, and Emperor Jiajing immediately fell into a psychedelia.

At the beginning, Li Hao wanted to create a green oil soul lost palm based on the Gloomy Ecstasy Palm, but he couldn't succeed, but he also mentioned a few words when teaching Liu Huan and Elf Sister Ancient Tomb Martial Arts.

Later, after several ups and downs, Huan'er finally created a palm technique based on this.

This palm technique should firmly believe that oneself is a man, and then many experiences of the female body are nothing, so that the difference between yin and yang derives a miracle.

As a result, we can use the endless emotions of humiliation, shame, and betrayal that arise from men's self-perception and endure the various feelings of women's bodies as fuel, and use the pain and soul devouring palms of abuse.

As long as there is a strange feeling of body and spirit, the palm technique can always be effective.

Jiajing himself is not familiar with martial arts, and he was taken by this palm's divine will, and immediately fell into a dream...

He became a short and incompetent old man selling cakes, and when he returned from selling bread one day, he heard his young and beautiful wife playing with a man in the house, and he wanted to reprimand him angrily, but he couldn't help but weaken his legs and lay down at the door......

He became a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy who was dependent on his widowed mother, but one day he accidentally discovered it......

He turned into a young girl who had just entered the palace, and an ugly man humiliated him, and that person looked a little like Jiajing......

He became a circumcised eunuch, because he was young and tender by the old eunuch......

Huan'er disappeared into the palace, and Jiajing finally woke up after a long time.

However, he went crazy.

……

In the thirty-first year of Jiajing, the emperor went crazy.

In the thirty-second year of Jiajing, the world rebelled.

In the thirty-seventh year of Jiajing, Ning Qingyu led his troops to attack the capital, died in the Ming Dynasty, and established the country in China.

In the eighteenth year of Dahua, Ning Qingyu passed on the "president" in Yue Buqun.

In the forty-second year of Dahua, Yue Buqun sent an order to Hu Chong.

Ninety-eight years of Dahua, curry ocean.

"Fire! Fire! Let this group of savage Orientals know how good we are in the Netherlands! ”

On the curry ocean, the two fleets exchanged fire.

"Uncle Yuan, the enemy's artillery fire is too fierce."

The one who was called Uncle Yuan was the grandson of the current Holy President Ling Hu Chong, Yuan Chengzhi!

"Don't panic!" Although Yuan Chengzhi is in adversity, he is still not surprised.

He cut his parted hairstyle and lifted the strap. Stroke is to reduce wind resistance, and harnesses are used to fit the wings.

"Take my fifth-generation half-flying wing, the Kunpeng, and then prepare the anti-aircraft gun.

"No!"

His men hurriedly put on his wings, and finally buttoned the straps and wings together.

Moving his body, Yuan Chengzhi made a bone shrinking skill, and the whole person retracted directly into the barrel.

"Fire!" Under the adjutant's order, there was a loud bang, and Yuan Chengzhi and his flying wings were shot out as cannonballs.

With the impetus of the cannons, Yuan Chengzhi quickly approached the Dutch fleet.

Stretch your body in the air, open your delicate wings, and pull up to a height of more than 200 meters that the powder gun can't hit, and the rest is simple destruction.

Qigong cannon, shock wave, body-breaking sword qi, over-the-horizon true qi cannon, and finally to the thick place, Yuan Chengzhi also pulled out the metallization pipe in his body and tried the latest electromagnetic cannon developed by the Gong Academy.

The effect is quite explosive!

The entire fleet of the Dutch was broken to pieces by him in less than a quarter of an hour, and the red-haired men were all killed in the belly of the fish.

After this battle, the land of great food is the exclusive use of Dahua.

……

More than a month later, the "President of Shengwen Chengwu Deguang Xiaoren" who received the good news from the front made Hu Chong's heart unwavering.

Dahua originated from the Huashan faction, a martial arts sect, and naturally it is full of martial virtues. Over the years, they have fought wars with other countries in the South Seas, the Great Ocean, and the Great Food Ocean, and have rarely been defeated.

The Dutch, who is still powerful in the West, who is the enemy of Dahua self-detonating flying wings martial arts gods?

Thinking of this, Ling Hu Chong thought of Huashan again, thought of Uncle Feng who was skilled in swordsmanship, and thought of Uncle Li who created the self-detonating flying wing martial arts......

Holding his big fluffy tail, Ling Hu Chong shrunk into a ball on the dragon chair, his cloudy eyes lit up, but they quickly dimmed:

That was more than a hundred years ago.