Two

After the training and mobilization meeting, Liang Bida and his wife held a family banquet to receive the visiting military delegation of Country Y, Major General Chesterton and his wife, and held two tables, accompanied by Dou Yuquan and his wife, Zhang Guanghui and his wife, Jiang Jiahu and his wife, Qu Xiangqian and his wife, Tao Sanhe and his wife, and Chen Mohan and his wife.

During the banquet, Liang Bida swayed freely, walked with a dragon and a tiger, frequently raised his glasses, talked about today's international military pattern, talked about the majesty of his army, and had the demeanor of a general who pointed out the country, and somewhat had the color of showing off his strength and showing off his strength.

The guests of country Y were also infected by Liang Bida's arrogance and ease, because it was nominally a family banquet, and Liang Bida adjusted the atmosphere to be very homely, so everyone was less reserved and restrained in diplomatic occasions, and actually drank Moutai seriously.

Sitting on the left hand side of the man was Chesterton's wife, originally from France, luxurious and heavyweight, fertile, but still charming, from that smile can still see the charming demeanor of ten or twenty years ago.

The French half-old girl who has passed the flower season and the old Liang Bida who has passed the flower armor in the same year fight side by side, which seems to be a good match. Mrs. Chesterton claimed to be fascinated by Liang Bida, and between the staggered and staggered, she constantly blinked her once beautiful blue eyes, and coquettishly coquettished Liang Bida.

Liang Bida was open-minded and generous, and even talked and laughed wittily, and performed with Mrs. Chesterton, pushing the atmosphere of the family banquet to a climax again and again.

Chesterton was a China expert, his father was a colonel on the Korean battlefield, and was killed by a stray bullet in an offensive battle, so Chesterton has a very complicated feeling for China, and after joining the army, he devoted himself to studying the strategy and tactics of the Chinese army and army building, and is a very insightful expert on China. However, on diplomatic occasions, Chesterton still had to learn from the Chinese's tao, conceal his true feelings, be reserved without revealing the mountains, just smile from beginning to end, try his best to maintain the connotation of a military diplomat of the Y country, symbolically clink glasses with his Chinese counterparts other than Liang Bida, and imperceptibly hint at his wife, expressing his dissatisfaction with his excessive profligateness.

Helplessly, as soon as the French half-old girl saw the towering and burly and personable Liang Bida, she couldn't help it, where could she still care about Chesterton's eyes? not only took the risk of drinking Chinese strong liquor, but also took the initiative to make waves, caught Liang Bida and poured wine vigorously.

Liang Bida did not refuse, although he was still very unaccustomed to the smell of foxes and too explicit lingering on Mrs. Chesterton, but he still accepted it politely, and put down the shelf and made a Chinese-style joke with her: "The two of us touch one cup on the left and one on the right, and my wife and your husband are afraid that they will be jealous." ”

Mrs. Chesterton didn't know what it meant to be jealous. There is also a rather young and pretty girl here, who is a Chinese translator. The female translator didn't make it clear after a lot of effort, and finally simply said concisely: "I'm afraid that you will take away General Liang Bida's meaning." ”

Mrs. Chesterton laughed insolently, and said, "Ah, General Liang Bida is very attractive, if I stay here for three days, I may have to elope with General Liang Bida." ”

Liang Bida said half-drunk and half-conscious: "Okay, but it's okay to elope, but I can't run to you." When I arrived in country Y, I could only be a soldier and not a general, and I would not do anything like that. ”

Mrs. Chesterton's face was like a peach, a pair of half-old beautiful eyes were rippling, and before she could continue to be coquettish, Major General Chesterton, who had been quiet, lost no time in intercepting Madame's words, suddenly changed the subject, and asked, "General Liang Bida, can I ask you a few questions?" ”

At this time, Liang Bida had already made a drunken look, with a smile on his face, and said, "This commander is happy to answer." ”

Chesterton said: "I heard that General Liang Bida was born in the countryside, did you think of becoming a general today when you were a child? ”

Liang Bida said: "Of course I thought about it. I, Liang Bi, came to this world just to be a commander. ”

Chesterton was stunned, thought for a while, and asked, "Back then, did General Liang Bida carry a gun in order to eat his belly?" As far as I know, there are many generals in your Chinese army who serve as soldiers in order to have their bellies fed. This seems to be a bit provocative.

But Liang Bida didn't seem to care, smiled slyly, and said without thinking: "I didn't lack food when I participated in the Anti-Japanese War. When I was in my mother's womb until the eighth month, I heard that the outside world was making a revolution, and then I began to study what a revolution was, and it took me three months to figure it out. I decided to be born after my mother was pregnant for 11 months, and I came to the world on the road of revolution. ”

Chesterton still pursued after him, saying, "I heard that General Liang Bida was supposed to join another Chinese army, but he missed that army and got to the Communist army. I have also heard that the reason why you ended up staying in the Communist army was related to a woman named Dongfang and Mr. Yang Tinghui. If, when you first chose your path, you first encountered another army, and if you did not meet Miss Dongfang and Mr. Yang Tinghui before you entered this army, can you imagine what you are like today? Do you think that your end to today is made up of many fortuitous factors? What if ......"

Liang Bida became alert, his brows jumped imperceptibly, and he glanced at Major General Chesterton attentively, but immediately smiled, waved his big hand and said, "There are not so many ifs." If those ifs were true, I wouldn't have come to this world. If there is another hypothetical that can be established, if Lord Ling Zun had not been married before he went to the Korean battlefield, it would not be you, Major General Chesterton, who are sitting here today. Therefore, on some issues, there are no ifs, only inevitabilities. Chance is often a necessity. ”

No one couldn't hear it, and Liang Bida's words were already obviously full of firepower. Chesterton realized, and his face became gloomy, and he was speechless for a moment.

Liang Bida took advantage of the victory to pursue, and said, "It seems that General Chesterton has studied the history of Liang Bida very well, and it is a great honor." Can you tell me what else you know? ”

Chesterton was embarrassed for a moment and avoided the edge: "General Liang Bida, I know that you are all believers in Marx, so are you a materialist?" ”

Liang Bida laughed and said, "Of course I am a materialist, and a thorough materialist. The reason why I say that I was born a revolutionary is because I stepped on the drum beat of the revolution at every step. My qualifications and the facts in front of me are proof of that. ”

"So, General Liang Bida, can you talk about your understanding of the concept of materialism? For example, what you say must be ......"

This is obviously another provocation, and Liang Bida saw contempt in Chesterton's gray-blue eyes - shit, he still treats Lao Tzu as a dirt eight road assessment.

Liang Bida smiled, and smiled, and said: "I think the fundamental mark of a materialist is to admit the facts. I can give you an example, in the Korean War, our enemy was beaten to the ground and got out of the way, and we won. My opponent is in the West, and I'm still drinking here, this is the right to be more helped, and the wrong to be less helped, to recognize this is a materialistic attitude. If anyone dares to wage an unjust war, I still want to send him to the West Heaven and let him go to Heaven to wash his brains, this is the attitude of materialism. ”

Chesterton heard Liang Bida's off-string sound, and his face suddenly turned earthy, and he rubbed his hands uncomfortably.

The atmosphere of the family banquet suddenly became tense.

Mrs. Chesterton felt left out in the cold, and she did not yet understand the unforgettable hatred of her man, and was not satisfied that he was always stirring up the joyous scene before her with some solemn questions, so she fired another cannon and said, "General Liang Bida, do you have a lover?" ”

Liang Bida was stunned for a moment. Mrs. Chesterton's question is obviously an issue that the senior generals of the Chinese army are extremely reluctant to deal with, but this heartless woman is much cuter than the yin and yang Major General Chesterton after all.

Liang Bida thought about it, had an idea, smiled heartily, sent an ambiguous look to Mrs. Chesterton, and said: "Of course there is, I, Liang Bida was born to like beautiful women, but according to our Chinese law, I can only marry one woman, and she is my wife, Ms. An Xuemei, who sits next to you, and also serves as my lover." Of course, if I wish to settle in your country, I may consider establishing a lover relationship with Mrs. Chesterton, if the General does not mind. ”

Mrs. Chesterton was happy, and asked, "General Liang Bida, you have to answer frankly, have you ever had sex with any other woman besides your wife?" ”

Liang Bida was embarrassed, and all the Chinese men and women and non-soldiers present were embarrassed. Yu Zhen whispered to Chen Mohan quietly: "This old lady is really in estrus and is interested in everything about Commander Liang." Tasteless. ”

Chen Mohan smiled but said nothing.

Liang Bida blushed and said: "You country Y is the most respectful of privacy, I could have used a diplomatic rhetoric to prevaricate - no comment." But I can not prevaricate, and I can tell my dear Mrs. Chesterton frankly that I have not done anything like that which you have spoken of with any woman other than my wife. Because...... Because I'm not used to it. ”

Mrs. Chesterton saw Liang Bida's embarrassment, and laughed merrily, laughing so hard that her fat flesh was wavy. The accompanying Chinese were also relieved by Liang Bida's answer, which was both polite and well-proportioned.