Chapter 30: Flicker, Flicker, Flicker (4k)

In a black factory in the suburbs of New York, the area of 300 square meters of workstations is densely packed with 500 program apes.

These Hopeley programmed apes hatched overtime are wearing Li Hao's chicken holographic helmet to build a virtual world, and they only need to work twenty hours a day to get a banana, and if they work four more hours, there will be another one.

Such a 'blessing', and worry about these program apes not doing their best and doing their best?

In less than ten days, the virtual world that Li Hao asked for had a prototype.

Walking through the crowded aisle, and giving a kick to the lying monkey who had only worked for twenty hours and was tired of screaming, Li Hao opened the door of the factory's fifty-square-meter manager's room.

Two very coolly dressed beauties are knocking melon seeds, watching wonderful episodes unique to this world.

Seeing Li Hao come in, Hopeley rolled his tail, handed over a handful of melon seeds, and asked casually, "How is it, is there a harvest?" ”

"Big catch!" Li Hao, who took out a resume of 'Dr. Li' from his arms and showed it to the two, and the 'Li' on the resume was seven or eight points similar to Li Hao.

"This is your otherworldly isotope?" Huan'er's eyes lit up, and the whole person jumped up, and her chest shook again and again:

"Kill him, and then you disguise him?"

"No!" Li Hao shook his head, showed a meaningful smile, and reminded:

"Don't forget, this is a multi-nested parallel universe!

Hopeley, send me the information collected by S.H.I.E.L.D. again, Dr. Li and his friends in the parallel world are coming to save this parallel universe! ”

Today, I applied for 30 million Dao Le, delegated 2.3 million Dao Le, and made 45 million accounts, which saved money from two secret bases!

At night, in the office on the top floor of the Sanquyi Building, Nick Fury stood quietly in front of the floor-to-ceiling window with a glass of ice water, watching the agents scattered off work at the bottom of the building.

The people who graduated from this Secret Service Academy can't do it, they only work overtime until nine o'clock and run to the dormitory, how can there be a little bit of the great dedication of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents?

"Alas!"

Nick Fury let out a long sigh and prepared to spend the night at Safe House Thirty-Three.

"Alas!"

A long sigh came from the couch in his office, but Nick Fury drank the ice water as if he didn't notice it, until he took the last drop of water in his mouth.

Boom!

Fury spun around and threw the glass of water against the couch with great dexterity, and almost at the same time, a miniature silencing bullet flew out, shattering the luxurious headlamp on the roof of his office, plunging the room into darkness.

Nick Fury instantly became one with the darkness, adding an 'invisibility' buff to himself.

Without hesitation, he turned his head and rushed to the door of the office, and at the same time pressed the button on his body to request support from the secret service team.

The next second.

Sou!

A bullet of light pierced through the darkness and burst into the hanging lamp of the original office, breaking Nick Fury's 'invisibility'.

Fury, who was illuminated by the sudden bright light, instinctively made a tactical evasion move, and when he leaned back, he just happened to look at the person sitting on the sofa.

The eyes are facing each other.

Twenty to twenty-five years old, yellow, handsome, carrying a lockbox, dressed in a neat suit.

Nick Fury instantly remembered a lot of information about this uninvited guest, and then all kinds of information suddenly coincided with a figure in his mind, and his original limbs and dog-like tactical forward posture were suddenly stunned.

He stood up vigilantly, took a few steps back to the door facing Li Hao, opened the door of the office a small crack, and then frowned:

"Lee?"

"Sort of!"

Li Hao, who crossed Erlang's legs, nodded, made an inviting gesture, and pointed to the sofa next to him, as if he was the owner of this office.

The corners of Nick Fury's mouth twitched, and the hand hidden behind him blindly typed a series of letters on the communicator, and after passing the code to the special service team 'stay still and stay vigilant', he slowly sat in the corner of the sofa farthest from Li Hao.

Li Hao looked at Fury, who was puzzled, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly:

"You're a black man in this universe? Sorry, I don't mean to discriminate, but it's kind of hilarious that the parallel isotope of a somewhat racist person is a black man he hates! ”

The bait salty hook is straight!

But the effect was very good, and Nick Fury's eyes instinctively shrank slightly after hearing this.

This universe? Parallel isotopes?

As the king of secret agents, Nick Fury immediately had several bold and logical conjectures.

He glanced at Li Hao deeply, constantly compared the person in front of him with the 'Li' in the information, and said quietly on his face:

"So I'm a racist white guy in the parallel world? It's hilarious! ”

"That's not even the funniest part!" Li Hao smiled slightly:

"What's even worse is that Fury's blind eye was scratched by a cat! By the way, how did you get blind? ”

Nick Fury was thoughtful, then showed a suspicious expression, and sneered pretendically, not answering the question.

The comparison of body and demeanor, coupled with the statement of 'being blinded by a cat', he couldn't help but believe Li Hao for three points, but because he believed it a little, he had to pretend to be unbelieving, and let the 'Li' in front of him tell more information.

It's a pity that Li Hao was unmoved, just looked at Nick Fury's black face playfully.

Half a day.

Fury secretly scolded in his heart for provoking Fack, and replied a little perfunctorily: "My eyes were blinded by a strong enemy during a mission!" ”

"Oh!" Li Hao shrugged his shoulders: "Yes, there are contacts to communicate in a friendly way!" Ask again! ”

Fury met Li Hao's gaze, thought for a moment, and directly asked the question he was most concerned about: "Why did you come to our universe?" ”

"Because the Earth in my universe has been destroyed!" Li Haosi said with some sadness:

"And to save you, a parallel universe that is about to be destroyed. After all, a lot of people here, Tony, Peter, and Natasha used to be my important companions! ”

His eyes were blank for a while, and then Li Hao continued: "The Skrulls are all cosmic bliss, and the Skrull Empress is a bitch!" Nick, repeat this sentence, don't be embarrassed, right? ”

!

Nick Fury's face turned ugly.

It's not that he's a Skrull in disguise, though he does sometimes have his Skrull friends disguise themselves as his substitutes.

It's because the visitor from the parallel universe in front of him obviously knows a lot about himself, but he doesn't know anything about this 'Lee'. This feeling of not being able to control the pace of the conversation is something that the King of Agents has not felt in a long time.

Nick Fury had a cold face, but he still repeated Li Hao's previous words, and before he could figure out what to ask next, Li Hao spoke again.

"I'm sorry, Fury, I need to confirm your identity!"

Li Hao said this, but his face was completely unapologetic, but his next remarks like a river of words made Fury lose his mind and focus on Li Hao's words.

Gu Yi once showed Li Hao a kind of 'if line' in the future, and Li Hao based on this, added deletions, and added a little comic content to create the story of 'Dr. Li's Origin Universe'.

The difficulties are a little more, and the disasters are exaggerated, constituting a heroic epic that can be sung and cried.

The Cheritas of the New York War, the scale is exaggerated by twenty times, and the plot of Ultron is dotted with Skynet; In addition to Asgard, the dark elves also have to fight the earth, and destroy the League of Legends headquarters, which has been changed from 'Dragon Power' to Hela, who has escaped Odin's seal.

It makes sense.

The heroes stopped the blackened Gundam Stark, and then the interval between the stories of the Avengers was too long, and then Uncle Swallow and Dormammu were invited to play together, and finally the plot of the Avengers Four was changed to 'Be Ending', so that Thanos could win again and destroy the earth.

Heroes die, and the earth is destroyed.

The surviving 'Lee' was infinitely sad and was bound to reverse this tragedy, so he traveled through the parallel universe and came to this world for 10 years.

is just this abuse of the mainstream plot, and if Li Hao is not awarded the best actor, he can't soothe his injured heart.

"That's it, Nick, that's all my story, a loser's story!"

After telling everything, Li Hao's face was unusually pale, barely seeing a trace of blood, covering his head with his hands, and seemed to fall into deep self-blame.

Secretly turning off the special voice recorder on his body, Nick Fury realized that the sweat from his body had already soaked his clothes.

In Li Hao's narration, because of the appropriate modification of the scale of the disaster, almost the first time Thanos snapped his fingers, the population of the earth had been halved, and after that, only one of the seven billion people lived.

No matter how cold-blooded Nick Fury is, he can't help but feel cold when he thinks of such a future.

"Fark!"

Fury teeth were biting out the blood, but he still forced out his mantra.

Nick Fury has uttered these two words countless times in his life, but not once has he been so powerless, angry, and pained as this one.

He had basically believed Li Hao, but the agent's first lesson was to never trust anyone.

Soon, he found out a suspicious point and questioned Li Haodao:

"In just a decade or so, the earth has suffered seven or eight extinction crises? That's too often, isn't it? ”

You know, in his long life, he has only experienced the invasion of the Cree Empire and the Cuban crisis two crises that are close to extinction, and these two times have not caused any real harm.

Nick's one-eyed eyes were fixed on Li Hao, waiting for his answer.

"Because of Odin! He's going to die in a few years! ”

Li Hao looked at Nick Fury with dark eyes and explained:

"Midgard, Atrium, Tran, C-53, the various civilizations in the universe have different names for the earth.

But it is recognized that the planet we are on is one of the core areas of the Asgardian Empire, and it is the shelter of Odin!

Although Asgard is not as famous as the three major empires in the universe today, it has also been glorious in the past, and its strength is not bad now.

If Xia, Kerry, and Skrull are equivalent to the three permanent members of the United States, China, and Russia, then Asgard is probably equivalent to being stupid! However, Asgard's status is almost tied to the strength and prestige of Odin, the father of the gods. ”

That's right! That's right!

Coulson, who was sent to the North Pole, reported last week on Thor, the god of Thor, and the occasional pass of information about the universe from Carol and the Skrulls. It's perfect and reasonable!

Fury, who knew that politics was dirty, naturally did not overestimate the morality of cosmic people, and instantly made up a cosmic version of 'the former Soviet Union disintegrated, and the allied countries were cut and blooded'.

This kind of thing is done by the United States, and the cosmic forces will naturally do it.

"Alas!" After a long sigh, seeing that the atmosphere was almost over, Li Hao finally showed up and took out a mechanical helmet:

"Fury, this is a half-finished product that I have completed in combination with space technology, with it, there is always some means to fight against various dangers"

After a few words, Li Hao handed the helmet to Nick Fury, and disappeared in front of his eyes, leaving only one sentence that once again deepened the trust of the King of Agents:

"Your Avenger, count me in!"

That's right, my Avenger plan, now I haven't even chosen anyone, and I haven't written a plan, he knows it.

This is not someone from a parallel universe, could it be that he can read minds? He obviously can't read minds!

The light of wisdom flashed in the one eye of Ma Jalan Fakman, and he was completely fooled and lame.

Accepting too much information at once is easy to get your brain down.

The U.S. team is probably about to dig it out, and when the Avengers form a group, let's tell us the good news that there is a Hydra in the cute Director Fury's bureau!

Humming and singing, the invisible Li Hao ran to the black factory in a happy mood.

We have to let Hope do more programming apes, and engineering lions have to do some more, and then we can quickly spread out the chicken helmet with the help of S.H.I.E.L.D. channels

Suddenly, Li Hao vaguely heard someone praying to Megatron.

Uh-huh?

Li Hao plunged into the green forest not far from the black factory and saw a cute Mordo.

Mordo, who was dressed in a robe, was still so mysterious and elegant, but the even darker dark circles betrayed him.

In a crystalline circle, Mordo floated in the air, his magic was cathartic, his robes floating, and he chanted a spell summoning Megatron in an ancient language that was close to being lost.

It's a pity that Li Hao has set up a white list, except for a few people such as Ivan, everyone else will be blocked, after all, you can't eat, sleep, or even go to the tuba and suddenly hear a sentence of 'praise you'!

"Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons! I ask for your attention! ”

Mordo looked at the magic circle that had not changed, and felt that his mana pool was already empty, but he was still unwilling.

He spat out blood, draining about a week of his life, borrowed some more magic from Emperor Weishan, and began to pray.

'Alas, if it weren't for me, wouldn't you have worked all night in vain?' ’

The kind-hearted Li Hao couldn't see the leeks he was asking for the most and was turned away, and quietly attached a trace of his divine sense to Mo Du's magic circle.

With Li Hao's ontological divine consciousness as a stepping stone, the next moment, the doppelganger cast his divine thoughts.

A translucent steel vortex suddenly appeared at one end of the circle, and in the depths of the vortex, there seemed to be a huge and majestic steel giant sitting on the mechanical ground, looking at Mordo from the world.

Ah, isn't this Mage Mordo?

Why don't you go to Domammu and become a Megatron Boy instead?

The doppelganger Yaoyao praised the body with his divine thoughts, and then focused on starting a demon-god-style communication (flickering) with Mordo.

The mage and the demon god, a bank, a migrant worker with a mortgage, who is the father still need to think?

Come to the bowl, Tool Man Mordo!

(End of chapter)