Chapter 45: League of Legends~ Crack (4k)
Li Haomao lay in Stark's special metal mesh with a helpless face.
He is just a healthy cat who can tear tigers and leopards alive and carry the tripod.
But how can the speed of sound run by four little short legs be faster than the Mach propulsion of the plasma jet Hall accelerator? With a carelessness, Li Hao fell into the hands of Stark's demon and became a prisoner of the cat.
Stark, who successfully captured the 'alien cat', didn't dare to be careless, and returned to the Hero Building the same way as he was, putting Li Hao in a special cage.
"Say, is this light curtain your doing? Confess leniency and resist unraveling! β
After a battle of wits and courage, Stark has confirmed that the intelligence of the alien cat in front of him is definitely at the level of even exceeding the level of ordinary humans, and the cat-teasing stick of the hand armor transformation poked Li Hao again and again.
"Meow!"
Li Hao rolled his eyes weakly, didn't care about Stark's teasing, and only gave him a disdainful look.
"Alas, this alien cat dares to stare at me, Dr. Banner, ready to draw blood!"
Stark ordered Banner, who was studying together, and then he came to the cage where Li Hao was held with bad intentions.
Damn, he's getting even more amused!
Just as Li Hao, who was tireless, was thinking about whether to expose his identity and end the torture with a momentary ridicule, there was a loud bang, and the door of the laboratory was directly slammed.
"Jessica?" Banner frowned, tried his best to calm the greenery on his face, and asked loudly:
"Is something wrong?"
"Fack! Fack! Lee, where is Lee? That XX raised, where is the ****'s? β
Angry, Jessica glanced around and found that there were only Banner Stark and a cat as a research object in the laboratory, and she barely suppressed her anger, but she still had a hideous face of 'I want to chop Li Hao into eighteen pieces'.
Well?
Cats are shocked! Li Hao, who was locked in the cage, was also full of question marks: I haven't messed with Jessica recently?
Stark looked distressedly at the equipment that had been damaged by Jessica's aftermath, and estimated how much it would cost to replace these broken ones.
In the past, he never thought about these problems, and if he was bad, he would change it, but Stark, who had recently been burdened with hundreds of billions of free production tasks, finally learned to be 'thrifty' under the influence of Peter.
'Fortunately, the workbench is not broken, and the rest of the full set is only twenty or thirty million! Stark and Banner looked at each other with a long sigh of relief, and both had mixed expressions, and looked at Jessica with some gossip.
In their opinion, Jessica and Li met in Weimo, and of course the relationship is excellent, so what else can cause Jessica to gnash her teeth at Li Hao?
It's nothing more than a matter between a man and a woman.
But Lee is really not authentic, people Luke and Jessica are getting along well, and they actually destroy people's feelings, no wonder they don't contact him and don't reply, don't you dare to see Jessica, right?
Stark, who claims to be a saint in love, showed a very complicated expression, and finally decided to cover up his bad friend a little:
"Jessica, this kind of thing, it must be Lee's fault. However, Lee just made the mistake that a man would make. After all, between men and women"
Jessica didn't speak, but watched Stark's gaze become more and more cold, especially when she heard 'between men and women', she was stunned for a long time as if she had been electrocuted, and then a cold killing intent came out.
Stark felt a chill in his body, and consciously made a zipper motion, and stopped speaking.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
Untilβa soft female voice like a heavenly sound sounded.
"Jessica, Jessica, I don't think Lee necessarily did it on purpose, now that the world is in crisis, don't bother him anymore! When the matter of the zombie parallel world is solved, we will ask him to turn me back. β
"Luke, didn't you tell you not to come?"
Jessica turned to look at the gaping lab door, and Stark and Banner followed her gaze.
At this glance, it was like a world away.
Stark never admits to being racist, but he does have no interest in Black Pearls, even if he occasionally tries them out for philatelic purposes.
However, 'she' is different!
Stark stared blankly at the tall and beautiful black pearl in front of him, and greedily swept her deep and delicate facial features, from the black and shiny neck, to the swaying hidden by the ill-fitting denim, to the slender waist and plump body that outlined the graceful curves
He was stunned, and his old face was burgundy, as if he was intoxicated by the beauty of the comer.
Banner on his side was even more unbearable, and he couldn't suppress his rapid heartbeat at the first sight of the beauty, and he turned into a green Hulk!
"Uh, yes, I'm Stark! Want to go for a ride together? After that we can be together."
Stark instinctively used his invincible pickle stunt, 'I, Stark!' βγ
Jessica looked at Stark in disbelief, her eyes full of anger - didn't you hear the name I just called? A man, want to cross my boyfriend and girlfriend?
Furious and jealous, Jessica could no longer stand the two rude old perverts' staring at her 'lover', and despite Luke Cage's dissuasion, she punched Stark.
The last string in her head snapped, and she lost her mind completely.
In the cat cage, a Li Hao lowered his head for a moment, and then raised his head triumphantly:
I only taught Jessica, you taught it privately, I didn't pursue it, even if I didn't pursue it, can you still rely on me?
At the beginning, under the ancient one's stop, Li Hao did not spread the qigong master path in a big way, but he still passed it on to Jessica, and after her cultivation was unhindered, it was naturally passed on to Luke.
Jessica can fly, fight and 'qigong', was selected as a super seven, and the love between her and Luke has a tendency to be strong in women and weak in men.
Luke is also a heart-to-heart, and his combat power and abilities are far inferior to Jessica, so naturally he can only work harder on 'qi', and his progress is much faster than Jessica's.
He soon reached the threshold of breaking through to the seventh sequence of 'qigong masters'.
So, today, Jessica experienced the darkest moment of her life:
After a tiring day of heroic work, she returned home and saw a black beauty who was so beautiful that she was bewitching.
Angry, she questioned and found out that this was not her boyfriend's concubine, this was her boyfriend - Luke Cage.
What made her even more devastated was that all the men, on the way to the alliance for questioning, even the ninety-year-old grandfather he met on the side of the road, when he saw Luke, he immediately looked excited, "A man is a teenager who dies, help me do it for another thirty years".
I, Jessica, as a woman's charm, was actually inferior to my boyfriend.
Rumble!
Enraged, Jessica punches the caught Stark into the wall, then rushes in front of Stark, and the madman slams into Stark with punch after punch.
Stark, who had been punched a few times, calmed down from her beauty and persuaded Jessica twice, seeing that she was just caring about venting like a crazy woman, she was also angry.
With a "hum", Stark's soles suddenly burst into flames, and he broke away from Jessica's suppression by relying on the blue arc of lightning that suddenly erupted from the soles of his feet, and then two miniature missiles directly tracked Jessica's figure.
Smoke and explosions rose in an instant.
Stark was suspended in the sky, looking at the thick billowing smoke and the huge crater, and for a moment he shook his head in an effort to calm the nameless anger in his heart, and was kicked away by Jessica, who was soaring into the sky.
The golden and red armor suddenly flashed dazzlingly in mid-air, and a faint white light appeared on Jessica, who had lost her mind, and the two flying superheroes launched a fierce chase in the sky of the League of Legends building.
In the thick smoke caused by Stark, Hulk waved his arms a few times and fanned a huge palm wind, but Luke was nowhere to be seen.
Hulk doesn't have that desire, but it has a soul to appreciate beauty.
So since Banner released it just now, it has been quietly watching the female version of Luke, just like a child watching a good-looking cartoon.
But now, the cartoon is over, and the children should be noisy!
The humanity in Hulk's eyes gradually faded, his emotions became more and more unstable, and finally he began to destroy all over the laboratory.
Hulk, smash!
Soon, the vented Hulk abandoned the lab area and went to other places for demolition.
In the laboratory, where there was no one but a cat, a grim laugh echoed, and one hand suddenly lifted the cat cage and walked to the window outside the laboratory.
A good neighbor of New York, the little spider who had just completed the ten good deeds of the day returned to the building with spider silk, only to see a mess.
Peter took advantage of the tall buildings around him to swing himself into the sky, shouting at the red-eyed two people in the sky, only to get two 'none of your business'!
Outside the smoke-filled building, Hulk jumps around like a nimble monkey, and the Moon Knight has little to do with it, but drags Hulk as much as he can to keep it from hurting anyone.
What the hell is going on here? Turning one's own people into enemies without enemies?
The puzzled spider sprinted hard, and several webs wrapped around the Hulk, pulling it from the fence on the side of the building to the ground.
"Hulk, Banner, calm down!" Peter screams as he fights, trying to wake Banner to his senses, but is only met with a large fight the size of a fan.
Peter sighed, smiled helplessly, and wryly grappled with Hulk.
"Oh! It's a wonderful hero battle, don't you say, kitten? β
On the top floor of the Alliance Building, in the empty Seven's resting place, Loki put down the special cat cage he had just picked up, and looked at the heroes killing each other outside the building with pride.
In the last Pseudo-New York War, he handed over the Cosmic Cube to Dr. Seigert in order to successfully summon the Zetari army, and was finally successfully recovered by S.H.I.E.L.D., but the Psychic Scepter was still in his hands.
Therefore, the last defeat cannot be considered a failure, but a strategic retreat!
Since the last New York incident, Thor has been hunting for Loki like a hound-nosed dog with a dog's nose with the support of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Loki can only flee in all directions to avoid his reckless brother.
It wasn't until today that he found that almost all of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Avengers squad were trapped in a bloody curtain, so he seized the opportunity to take the opportunity to finish out the League of Legends first.
"Arrogance, jealousy, anger. The so-called heroes, after all, are just mortals, and they only need to guide their emotions a little to make them defeated! β
It's a pity that my sassy and heroic posture and unparalleled strategy only have a mutated tricolor cat as the audience.
However, these earthlings have a really good time
Thinking of the peerless beauty Luke I just saw and the five big and three thick black strong men in the data, Loki couldn't help but sigh: At least in terms of transgender, America is ahead of Asgard!
"You're right? Little meow? β
Li Haomao ignored him, a pair of dark green eyes opened slightly, and then closed again.
The third prince of Asgard, who was so depressed that he could only talk to himself about the cat, did not expect any feedback from a strange cat, but he felt that the success of his trick was not shown to others, and he was a little regretful.
After watching the heroes fight for a while, Loki is ready to set off to retrieve the Cosmic Cube of S.H.I.E.L.D. and complete the great cause of summoning an army and dominating the earth!
Before leaving, he also intimately opened the cat cage that trapped Li Hao.
How could Li Hao let his alien friends who came from afar say goodbye?
As the saying goes, if you have friends from afar, you will be punished even if you are far away!
After the cage was opened, Loki turned to leave, but saw that the tricolor cat, which had been lying lazily and flat, stood in front of him when he was completely unaware.
Li Hao licked his paws and made a pounce.
"Meow!"
A vicious, jealous cry.
Wing Chun - Mao Hao, please advise~!
Rocket head hammer!
Li Hao, who was four-clawed to the ground, burst out instantly, like the second battalion commander's Italian cannon, and hit Loki's abdomen accurately and fatally.
As a mage, Loki's physical fitness is only weak compared to Thor, and he is actually considered to be in the middle and upper range among the Asgardians, which is why he is an assassin with illusions in his fighting style as a mage.
However, Li Hao is not an ordinary cat!
"Ahem!"
Caught off guard by a cat at the speed of sound, Loki hunched over like a boiled shrimp, covering his mouth with one hand to prevent himself from screaming, and the other hand was already flickering with cold light.
The blade of the dagger stabbed at Li Hao with a violent cracking sound, but the cat wail that Loki expected did not come, but his fingers felt a heart-piercing pain.
Loki's eyes widened.
The cat actually kicked the dagger three times with its hind legs, borrowing force in a strange position, and then the whole cat twisted in the air, and the cat's claws landed precisely on Loki's knife-wielding hand.
What kind of martial arts cat is this?
It's a pity that Loki doesn't have time to think anymore.
Li Hao relied on the tiger fist in the mimic boxing, and turned his minions, elbows, knees, heads, tails, and stomachs into murder weapons, and with a frenzied energy, all of them were vented on Loki.
For Stark, who is in the full armor, Li Hao's wildcat punch is completely unable to break the defense.
But for Loki, who thinks he is a frost giant, with rough skin and thick flesh and no armor, this strength is just enough to scratch the flesh.
In just a dozen seconds, Loki's clothes were scratched. He was covered in blood as if he had been humiliated by three hundred men, and his eyes were blank and empty on the ground.
Li Hao, who finished the work, stuck out his tongue and gasped, and then walked straight to Loki's side, picked up his spiritual scepter, and jumped away.
Wilt one day at last, and tomorrow I will rise, or I will wither!
(End of chapter)