Chapter 4: A Feast of Human Flesh

After the boss returned to the cottage, he made arrangements, and asked a little minion to take Ren Xiaoyao to the place where he lived.

So Ren Xiaoyao politely greeted the little minion who led the way, and asked for a 'mark' in his name, so he called 'Brother Biao' very energetically. After walking dozens of steps, the two were already hooking shoulders, as if they hadn't seen each other for decades, and they were screaming hotly at each other's brothers.

"I said, Brother Biao, how many years have you been in our village?" Ren Xiaoyao asked seemingly casually.

"It's not many years, it's only seven or eight years. Brother Biao thought about it for a moment and responded.

"Seven or eight years, that's an old qualification, whether it is skill or experience, it must be quite awesome, and the younger brother will rely on you in our Qi Tianzhai in the future." "Ren Xiaoyao carried his sycophant skills and patted the sycophants of this 'Brother Biao' hard.

Obviously, Ren Xiaoyao's words are very useful, and after listening to Ren Xiaoyao's words, Brother Biao' obviously straightened his chest, and he looked more cordial when he saw Ren Xiaoyao, just like Ren Xiaoyao said the truth.

"It's nothing, what we're doing is a bloody business with a knife edge, and if we don't have any skills, we won't die early." So, man, what do you mean by ''?"

"Oh, that's my little brother's hometown, which means very powerful. Ren Xiaoyao immediately rounded up his words.

Along the way, Ren Xiaoyao found that the language of this world is basically the same as the previous Mandarin, but some newly popular Internet languages and individual idioms are different from here. Ren Xiaoyao flickered that this 'standard brother' was working hard, and habitually brought in the ''.

Thinking of this, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help but secretly remind himself that in this world, if you can not make a mistake, don't make a mistake, maybe this mistake is not fatal, but it may also become a fatal fuse.

Now, it's better to have a good relationship with this standard brother first, multiple friends and multiple paths.

"Brother Biao, the younger brother has just arrived, and many places have to rely on Brother Biao, the younger brother has a small matter that he wants to ask Brother Biao for help, and he is afraid of causing trouble to Brother Biao, so I don't know whether to say it or not. "It's hard to be free.

"Brother Xiaoyao, if you say this, you will see the outside, you call me Brother Biao, that is, treat me as a brother, if there is anything to say, what can be helped is absolutely on me. Brother Biao slapped his chest with a pop.

"That's the ,..." Ren Xiaoyao put on a stern expression before he continued: "Although the younger brother yearns for the skills of his brothers, he is a scholar and has never had the opportunity to contact martial arts. Now that I am honored to join Qi Tianzhai, I want to learn some skills, and I want to go out to work with my brothers as soon as possible. So, I don't know if Brother Biao can teach me some skills, of course, I don't learn Brother Biao's tricks, as long as I learn some of Brother Biao's skills, my qualifications should be okay, and I won't delay Brother Biao too much time. ”

Ren Xiaoyao said quite tactfully and sincerely, so euphemistic and sincere that people couldn't refuse, Ren Xiaoyao thought so, not to mention the question of whether he could teach it, as long as he promised to teach some fur, Ren Xiaoyao was sure to get all the martial arts of his ancestors for the eighteen generations. Of course, a robber's nest of minions can't have any profound martial arts. It's just that for Ren Xiaoyao, a person who has no martial arts, any garbage martial arts is peerless martial arts.

"That's it, I thought it was a big deal. This is no problem at all, the brothers in the cottage have learned a set of knife techniques and a set of boxing techniques, which is open in the cottage and can be learned by anyone. I am guarding the cottage this month, I have always been in the cottage, tomorrow I will teach you these two sets of martial arts, if you don't understand anything at that time, just ask me, wrap it up on me. "Brother Biao just started to listen to Ren Xiaoyao's cautious question, and he was also a little apprehensive in his heart, this big word was released, if the brother he just met was very embarrassed to help, it would be difficult to do, but he didn't expect this little thing, his heart was relieved, and he immediately took the initiative to agree to personal guidance.

When the two of them arrived at a row of houses that were a little rough built in the back mountain, Ren Xiaoyao felt embarrassed for a while: "This standard of living is too bad, right, this broken house won't collapse?"

"Brother Xiaoyao, you can live in this house for the time being, there are eight brothers living in this house, all of whom are very good people, I also live here, if you have any problems in the future, the brothers can help you." Brother Biao led Ren Xiaoyao to a house in the middle of this row of houses, pushed open the door, and introduced: "There are several large water tanks in the courtyard in front of the house, and the water in them can be used for bathing, and there is a small lake in the back mountain, you can also go there to wash, but it is a bit far." That's it for now.,I'll help you find a way to get some necessary daily necessities tomorrow.,There are usually no new people coming in our cottage.,There's no special preparation for those things.。 After reading it, let's go to the front village, the cottage conference in the evening is about to begin, and your entry ceremony is also held at the same time. ”

Hearing this, Ren Xiaoyao hurriedly glanced at the situation in the room and came out. There is nothing to see in this room, there are four wooden beds on the left and right, and some knives, sticks, shoes and other miscellaneous items in the remaining places, so simple, it is 10,000 times worse than the old Chinese prison.

On the way back to Qianzhai, Ren Xiaoyao chatted with Brother Biao enthusiastically at random, greeting brothers passing by from time to time and getting to know each other. However, Ren Xiaoyao's heart was very heavy, and he kept giving himself psychological hints. Because of the one thing that had to happen to him in Qianzhai, it was very difficult for Ren Xiaoyao's "weak" mind to bear.

Brother Biao seemed to have discovered what Ren Xiaoyao was worried about, patted Ren Xiaoyao's shoulder, and comforted: "Brother, it's okay, just get used to it." Brother, I wasn't used to it when I first came to the cottage, and I'm used to it now. ”

Brother Biao smiled. Ren Xiaoyao replied a little embarrassed.

In the front village, hundreds of people gathered together, and it was very lively.

The little minions of Qi Tianzhai gathered together to eat meat and drink, and in some places there were two people directly holding knives to fight, and a group of people around them kept applauding, and some people also opened stalls to bet on winning or losing.

Ren Xiaoyao followed Brother Biao to Qianzhai, and when he saw this lively scene, not to mention, it really made people's blood swell. As soon as he reported to the boss, Ren Xiaoyao praised the boss again, of course, the praise was very natural and heartfelt, and the boss was proud, poured a glass of wine, and said loudly:

"Little ,..."

At this time, all the voices stopped, and the few groups of people who were competing in the martial arts also stopped, and they all gathered here to the boss. At this time, the boss Wang Tianba continued:

"Today we have a new brother in Qitianzhai, a very promising brother. Come, MEo, and introduce yourself to everyone. ”

Ren Xiaoyao knows that this is an opportunity for himself, this boss has an almost persistent love for the bandit industry, and this is an opportunity to make a big fuss. And these little minions around me will also have to deal with them in the future, this is a good opportunity to get to know them, and it is easy to do things when you are familiar with them.

So, Ren Xiaoyao began his self-introduction very boldly and strictly:

"Brothers, I am very happy, very excited, and very honored, and today can be regarded as my lucky day, and it is also the day when I am reborn. Why? Because from today onwards, my new life is about to begin, and I will be doing the most chic, free, and promising profession in the world. Why do I say that I am going to do the most chic, free, and promising profession in the world? Because our work conforms to the way of heaven, responds to humanity, and is the way of unity between man and nature. The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency when there is more loss, which is balance, and the way of man is to make up for the deficiency than is enough, which is a truth that has come from ancient times. And the way of the unity of heaven and man is not to make up for the deficiency due to the surplus of loss, nor to make up for the deficiency of the deficiency, but to make up for the loss by me, my things are mine, and your things are also mine, this is our way of banditry, the way of the unity of heaven and man. Speaking of which, some people may ask, aren't we just a bunch of robbers, as good as you say?"

Speaking of this, Ren Xiaoyao deliberately paused and looked around.

A group of small minions around were dumbfounded, no one ever said that this robbery was the most promising profession in the world, or what kind of way of unity between heaven and man, and Ren Xiaoyao's last question brought them back from their stunned, and they all looked at Ren Xiaoyao with questioning eyes, as if to say: "Say, why is the robbery the way of the unity of heaven and man, why is it good?"

The boss Wang Tianba listened to Ren's words, his eyes lit up, he looked at Ren Xiaoyao as if he saw a bosom friend, and when he saw Ren Xiaoyao stop, he hurriedly asked: "Brother Xiaoyao, don't adjust my taste, tell me why this way of unity between heaven and man is our way of robbery?"

Ren Xiaoyao looked at the boss Wang Tianba, cleared his throat, and continued:

"Because in this heaven and earth, everything works around 'robbery'. Wars between countries, land grabbing, this is 'robbery', it's just that they all find some very obscene excuses. In a country, the supreme king robs the whole country for his own property, and the great officials take advantage of their power to rob them of the fame and fortune they need,.........

Even the most miserable-looking common people are robbing, only they are robbing the least, they are robbing what is produced on their land.

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Speaking of the beasts of the forest, the food that he eats is not robbed, even the herbivore is robbed, because the grass is alive.

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To sum up, everyone in this world is directly or indirectly engaged in robbery. However, we are robbers, and the most direct ones are robbers, isn't this a combination of heaven?

Of course, the above is the personal opinion of the younger brother. I believe that the brothers here also have a deep experience, but they usually don't want to think about those boring things, because what we rob is to live happily, why do we think so much.

The younger brother has been studying for a few years, but he has never made a living as a robbery, and now he has become one of you, and he needs your attention in the future. Here I would like to thank one person, who is our boss, Wang Tianba. In our boss, I saw the shadow of the unity of heaven and man, and I felt that as long as I studied hard with the boss, my understanding of the way of robbery would be more profound. Here, let me say thank you, Boss. ”

Speaking of which, Ren Xiaoyao faced the boss, learned the etiquette of the rivers and lakes learned on TV, and hugged his fist to the boss. It doesn't matter if this sycophant is too filmed, but I have to gamble, if I bet well, my future in the cottage will be much better in the future, and if I don't gamble well, at most it makes me feel disgusting. Time is in a hurry, and I can only give a speech like this without a draft, but looking at the appearance of this boss is obviously very affected by this set.

"Poof...poof..."

The boss Wang Tianba took the lead and clapped his hands, although those little minions heard it in a fog, but it seemed to be the same thing, and the boss applauded, and if he didn't dapp, he didn't seem to give the boss face, so a group of people applauded warmly. Ren Xiaoyao was like a master of speech who had just given an exciting speech, surrounded by a group of people excitedly. Qiu Shihua, the owner of the second cottage, also applauded next to the boss, with a meaningful expression.

"Xiaoyao, you spoke so well, you spoke so happily, it all went to my heart. However, there are many things I still don't understand, and we will communicate with each other later. "The boss obviously wants to continue to discuss the robbery avenue with Ren Xiaoyao.

"It is an honor for the younger brother to be taught by the eldest himself. Ren Xiaoyao slapped another sycophant.

"Hahahaha, come on, go and bring those two meat tickets, let's hold a ceremony for the Xiaoyao brothers, and welcome Ren Xiaoyao to join the gang. ”

In a few moments, two little minions came up with two people. The two people who were brought up were dressed fairly well, and they looked like a solid house, but now they were just meat tickets in the hands of the gang of robbers.

The two men were brought to the boss's side, on their knees.

The boss, Wang Tianba, pointed at these two people and spoke:

"He Fugui, tell your family not to report to the official, but to report to the official, and to lie to us with a bag of stones; Zhang Tianci, your family is even more outrageous, your little wife directly ran away with the family wealth and wild men, but your eldest wife reported to the official, and also deceived the brothers with stones. If it weren't for Lao Tzu's wisdom, he would have almost been planted in your hands. The brothers are engaged in robbery, but they also pay attention to the rules, and they will never do anything to kill people with money. However, brothers are not easy to fool, and we have always strictly enforced our rules when it comes to meat tickets that violate the rules. Today, I'm going to let you die and understand. Leisurely, you should know the rules, let's do it. ”

At this time, Ren Xiaoyao was holding a knife in his hand, and slowly walked to the two kneeling people on the ground who were constantly kowtowing and begging for mercy with a serious face, although he had given himself countless psychological hints before, but Ren Xiaoyao's hands were still a little shaky.

Ren Xiaoyao learned before that this so-called ritual of entering the village is: killing people, drinking human blood, and eating human flesh If you can't pass the ritual of entering the village, you are not a person from Qitianzhai. People who are not Qi Tianzhai are in Qi Tianzhai, and this fate is very obvious, that is, they are killed, bloodletted, and eaten meat.

"Damn, what kind of world is this, Lao Tzu, a good citizen of society with thoughts, morals and goals, today he is actually forced to kill people, and he has to drink human blood and eat human flesh, how can I be embarrassed! Two meat ticket brothers, I'm sorry, you are all dead anyway, what about me, if I don't kill you, my fate will be the same as you, and if I kill you, I still have a glimmer of life in this world, when he is free in the world, he will burn more paper money for you, I will give you a happy one, you go all the way. Ren Xiaoyao secretly muttered to himself in his heart.

It seems to be very casual, but in fact, Ren Xiaoyao walked extremely difficult in these few steps, when he walked in front of the two meat tickets, Ren Xiaoyao forgot about his fear for a while, and with two very chic knives, he cut off the heads of two good people, and also made a very cool and chic Tian Tian The blood on the blade, even if he drank human blood.

"Boss, human flesh is not delicious, sour, can you not eat it?" Ren Xiaoyao still couldn't pass his own level, so he made an excuse.

"You've also eaten human flesh, it's really promising! But our cottage has a special cooking method, it's not sour, and it's very delicious, you just wait, come here, pull it down, wash and scrub it, and when it's done, serve it, and taste it together." ”

The boss obviously didn't know that this was Ren Xiaoyao's excuse, and Ren Xiaoyao obviously wouldn't go out of his way to explain this beautiful misunderstanding. It is obviously beneficial to leave a relatively "fierce" impression in the eyes of the boss, and the little minions around them can't help but look at them with admiration when they hear that they have already eaten human flesh as a scholar.

Next, it's free time. Ren Xiaoyao gave full play to his communication skills, called each little minion brother, hooked shoulders, and carefully noted down their moves when he saw someone sparring, and at the same time was very excited to fool others to bet on the side, encouraging others to comment on the level of the two people who were sparring.

Of course, Ren Xiaoyao himself is not betting, because at this time, Ren Xiaoyao is dressed in tattered clothes and has nothing. Even the "Xuantian Ruyi Stick", which had been with him for more than a month, was thrown away when he encountered this gang of robbers, and he never picked it up again.

However, Ren Xiaoyao still remembers the most important thing, that is, from time to time he came to the boss to pat his ass, toast, and then pretended to be very bold and poured wine and swallowed it in small gulps, so that the wine flowed down the corners of his mouth to his body, and he smelled of alcohol. The boss thought that Ren Xiaoyao was quite able to drink, and couldn't help but look up at Ren Xiaoyao again.

After saluting the boss, Ren Xiaoyao also saluted the main wine of the second village, of course, if you pat the fart and please take care of it in the future, you are not afraid of Lang Fei Da said, and the second village master Qiu Shihua also drank it very face-saving. After saluting the eldest and second child, Ren Xiaoyao carried another jar of wine and took a sip with a group of people pretending to be bold, and then never approached the little minions who were drinking.

It's not that Ren Xiaoyao doesn't want to contact these people, but he really can't bear it, just a few sips of wine that pretend to be bold and actually drink in small sips made Ren Xiaoyao a little dizzy, this wine is too high, at least more than 50 degrees, and if you drink it again, you will lie down. Ren Xiaoyao actually wants to get drunk to escape the big meal that will come later, but after thinking about it, forget it, you have to face it calmly if you can't escape it.

Half an hour later, the two meat tickets turned into a sumptuous dinner. Bowls and plates of human meat feasts were served, and Ren Xiaoyao saw that it was really a genuine human meat feast. I saw stewed, fried, fried, fried, etc., with some other meats, unknown vegetables, food, etc., it was really a human meat feast with all the color and flavor.

It's just that although a total of dozens of human meat dishes were served, and there were bursts of fragrance, no one went up to eat them. Ren Xiaoyao thought that there were still many people in this group who had a conscience, and thought that this was very good.

At this time, the boss spoke: "Xiaoyao, come, you come first, taste everything, and see how it tastes?"

"Thank you, boss!" After Ren Xiaoyao finished the salute, he took the chopsticks and bowls that others had already given him, and came to this human meat feast, looking forward to it, and then tasted it seriously one by one, absolutely only tasting it, and commenting on each dish in a matter-of-fact manner, as if the Qing Dynasty emperor tasted the full Han Dynasty.

After Ren Xiaoyao finally tasted all the dishes, under the satisfied nod and signal of the boss, the little minions around him rushed up, like a hungry dog pounced on food, and then Ren Xiaoyao knew how simple the original idea of having some conscience for them was.

A table of human flesh was divided up in an instant, and then the robbers fought again, and probably broke up for more than an hour.

During this period, Ren Xiaoyao pretended to eat too much and drank too much, looking for someone to ask for directions and went to the thatched house, but he vomited in the thatched house so much that even stomach acid almost came out, and then returned to the crowd to continue to be happy.

When the robbers were tired of eating, drinking, and playing, they dispersed and went home.

Ren Xiaoyao found Brother Biao, whom he knew, helped each other back to the house where they lived, said hello to the other six little minions, and pretended to be too drunk to fall asleep.

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