Chapter 32: The Goblin Who Gets His Name Becomes Half-Human
It's a good day, and as you can tell from the glare of the sun and the constant noise of birds, prey usually leaves their hidden nests to forage or, as some humans do, simply come out to enjoy the warmth of the sun.
"The perfect day starts with breakfast."
Yu Qing knocked on the door of the three Artoria a few times, and when he turned around, he felt the call of the breakfast bell.
"Looks like there are a few more fish coming." Although it is difficult to digest the big fish and meat in the morning, Yu Qing has not tasted the taste of grilled fish for a long time, "It's just a little bit, I'm not used to the fishy smell." ”
However, we have to bow to reality now.
It would be nice to be able to eat sauerkraut fish one day.
Now there is no choice but to let the village chief who has seen the vegetable market aunt break the fish to do this work, he first took a stone knife to cut the belly of the fish, and then he remembered to get the internal organs out.
Yu Qing reached into the belly of the fish with his bare hands, grabbed a ball of disgusting things that felt soft to the touch, and then pulled hard, and piles of internal organs were placed on the clean stone surface that had been prepared long ago.
As mentioned earlier, goblins have strong stomachs, and those little ones simply peel the scales when they eat them, so these internal organs, even if they can't get out of their mouths, can be used by other goblins to satisfy their hunger.
As soon as he remembered the scene of the little ones eating, Yu Qing remembered that there seemed to be another process, and he could only take the fish that had been processed in his hand, and go over it again, scraping all the scales that reflected the firelight.
After processing the food, his hands were already smelly and smelly, Yu Qing frowned and pouted, and quickly poured out the water in the water bag made of animal organs and cleaned it, which barely got rid of the smell.
"Hello village chief."
"You're here just in time, let's have a barbecue."
"On the stone, I have a few fish left, and when you bake them, they will give them to the others." I don't know what came to mind, Yu Qing also repeatedly ordered, "It's best to let every goblin eat it, otherwise you won't have good fruit to eat." "Just kidding, Yu Qing hasn't completely let down his guard against them, no, he doesn't believe it at all.
He wasn't alone, but even the nervous Artoria could feel a few pairs of eyes in the middle of the night. Either you want to make money, or you want to make money.
"Okay."
The goblins looked at each other and began to process a few fish, which they had learned to barbecue in the first seven days of their lives. Although a few goblins showed nonchalance, they actually laughed inside.
Meat is better than black mud.
And most importantly, you don't have to hunt yourself.
You read that right, goblins still haven't eradicated bad habits at the root.
After breakfast.
"Village Chief, what are you going to do today, if there is nothing important, I will lead the clansmen to hunt the iron-armored unicorn fairy."
The goblin elder looked at the goblins behind him and said, in fact, it is not a big deal for him to have Yu Qing, the village chief. Anyway, with his first-class and first-class qualifications as a cheater, he has enough standing to speak in the goblins.
"yes."
"yes."
……
Yu Qing was also speechless, how could someone be impatient when he said something.
In this Goblin Meeting, I have to play the role of the superpower, and everything is arranged for this moment.
Yu Qing threw the demonic beast in the storage ring in front of them, and then said:
"Listen to me first, fill your stomach later, and now deal with these things, really, what else can you think of every day besides eating?" With that, he threw a dozen pieces of paper over.
"Everyone thinks of a name, and today I will register it."
The goblins looked at the monster under their feet and thought that a deer-seeded monster without a head should be the sickle deer of the only deer-species monster nearby, and the other unicorn fairy with a smashed head should be the iron-armored unicorn fairy that the goblin elder said.
"The naming of low- and middle-level Warcraft is to be supported by high-level Warcraft."
"Name?"
"Can we have a name?"
However, after a brief surprise, the goblins also returned to their normal lives.
"What's wrong? Anything else? ”
"Well, actually, we want to learn how to hunt from the village chief." The only female goblin in the new generation of goblins explained to Yu Qing that compared with the "old, weak, sick and disabled" in the group, the newborns still worship the village elder as the ceiling of combat power.
There is no doubt that the vanity of our village elders has been greatly satisfied.
"Yes, but I thought I needed to help you improve your combat ability."
"No problem, we'll do what you say."
The goblin kid shouted excitedly when he heard that Yu Qing was going to teach him to fight.
After seeing Yu Qingying, several others also responded.
"Let's continue with the previous training."
"Huh?!" The goblin kids were speechless, it was their pursuit to learn powerful skills from the strong, but Yu Qing, who was the head of the goblin village, hurt their young hearts at this moment.
"Are you sure?!"
"Well, train first." Zero-based people who want to be the king are simply fools' dreams.
"Okay then."
After enjoying the dinner made by the "servants":
Sitting by the campfire, watching Artoria and Alivia staring wide-eyed, and pulling Xiao Xiaotina who couldn't smile bitterly, Yu Qing took a thick wooden stick and played in the fire, and threw a wooden stick into the fire from time to time to keep it vigorous.
Yu Qing sincerely hopes that tonight, it should be said that the days to come, can be spent in peace like this.
But this moment of calm can soon be broken.
"Quiet!"
When Yu Qing shouted this, the goblins who suddenly became noisy around him quieted down, and their eyes focused on the goblin village chief.
Even the non-combat goblins who were watching from the sidelines were no exception, and they all looked at Yu Qing with surprised eyes.
What's wrong? Why are you so excited?
"May ... Yes. If it's okay, I'd like to choose a name for you. ”
As soon as I said this, the goblins, who had been waiting with bated breath, cheered.
"Just wait and see."
Due to the activation of the S-level "Magic Analysis", Yu Qing's pupil color also changed to the same lilac as Elivia, and at this moment, everything in nature added another layer of color in his eyes, flowers, Qing grass, trees, goblins, and even the wind had magical flow.
But when he looked at Artoria and Avivia, he fell into an inferiority complex again.
The unfathomable reserves of mana rendered them black.
Alivia is a dragon, but Artoria?! , Gou Author, you're making horror movies, right? But let's get everything done first.
I remember that the basic principle of naming is that the magic in the body of the monster is controlled by cao to complete the name engraving. It's like logging into their account and then changing your name.
"You take the paper you sent out in the morning and line up one by one, and if you make a mistake, you can cry for the rest of your life." Yu Qing adjusted his mentality and arranged related matters, after all, this is related to the happiness of the second half of their lives, and no one should want others to live their own lives in their place.
Oh my god, their names are really down-to-earth.
"Gobtie."
"Gobmei."
"Gob's handsome."
……
"It doesn't have to be that obvious."
Well, in the past, goblins were only about 150 centimeters tall, but now they look like 18 centimeters, and the guy waiting in front of me is suspected to be two meters tall, and the female goblins only wrap their bodies in leather, and now they have become very annoying because of evolution.
"Thank you, village chief!"
Hey? They are goblins...... Right?
"This chapter pays homage to 'About My Reincarnation as a Slime'"