The old door opened softly with a creak.

"Okay, Midori, you can remove the "disguise"."

"Camouflage: On the premise that no magic leaks out, it is possible to disguise (chameleon)."

"Q-" Midori obediently burrowed into the goblin's arms.

Since absorbing the magic of Longquan's escape, Midori has successfully evolved the "King Slime", but he has always been depressed, and even his favorite "magic crystal" has not aroused interest.

"Old witch, are you sure this is where you've been living, it looks like no one has been here for years." Yu Qing said, and scratched his finger on the guest table in the hall, "Hey, it's so thick dust." ”

"Goblins, this is my private residence, not an office, and Miss Ben doesn't like to greet those boring guys, and besides, I haven't been back in years."

After Yu Qing looked at the food packaging bags and the remains of small "animals" such as rats that could be seen everywhere, he nodded at her somewhat far-fetched reason, and began to tidy up the somewhat messy room: "Yes, it turned out to be for this, and sure enough, you are still wise." ”

If you want to talk about cleaning up the housework, Yu Qing is very familiar with it, after all, Artoria is lazy to do it, and she has always relied on him to do laundry, cooking, and cleaning the house during the time when she and Xiao Xiaotina and they "lived".

Scattered books were reorganized, papers were put in order, flower pots were watered, garbage was disposed of, stains were wiped clean, and soon the place had a new look.

"I don't know, what's going on with today's cultural festival?"

The hardware is okay, but the soft power can only be from the inside out.

Food, clothing, housing and transportation, Yu Qing has worked hard, but culture is something that cannot be seen or touched, and Yu Qing is not good at improvising, he can only hope that Alivia, a "wise man", can help a "despicable servant" like a goblin.

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"Today is the first cultural festival, we have to behave well, the village chief can say before leaving, if we are perfect, we will come back and teach us magic."

"Yes!" The new generation of goblins sorted out the armor on their bodies and marched in the direction of the new brother village in a neat line, and a sense of joy suddenly enveloped them, magic is the goblin's lifelong pursuit, who doesn't want to be a hero in the limelight.

"Iron Child, what do you want from your other half?"

"Not really."

Gobu Iron thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he belonged to the type of "those who come do not refuse".

Strength: Goblin (Goblin) Lv.20

Attack: 20, Defense: 60, Stamina: 20, Speed: 20,

Total: 120, Special Ability: None

Bu: 0, Overall Rating: None.

Three and a half years have made the Goblin Kids' level skyrocketing.

In the early morning, the faint sunlight shines through the dense leaves on the dew-stained thatch, and the fresh smell of green grass fills the forest, but there is a sow mixed with flowers who is constantly arching the grass with her fat and ugly nose.

"That...... Great Elder, you see, can we not do this mission, as a member of the goblins, as the leader of the goblin reconnaissance team, I have the obligation and ability to protect everyone. The first mission when I was just appointed as the leader of the scout team, I thought I could be with a beautiful woman, but I didn't expect it to be a sow.

The "elder" is actually the management selected by Yu Qing among the new generation.

This can make the goblin a little confused, although the goblin can give birth to a goblin with any relationship, but this taste seems to be too heavy, right, and it's not the first time for oneself, do you have to give it to an old sow?

"Don't you like the flower girl so delicate?"

Weaker? Do you TMD tell me it's called weaker?

The sow was fat, compact in structure, smooth and slightly wrinkled in skin, very little subcutaneous fat, and looked very muscular, its forequarters were light, and its hindquarters were strong and plump.

But, however, this is on a pig, on a sow

Gobu Shuai actually said that it was weak, to be honest, Goblin really didn't see it, the sow stood up half a head higher than Gobiron, who is weaker is really uncertain.

No way! Absolutely not! Gobiron absolutely cannot accept this fact.

"What? Haven't you heard the phrase "all things are equal"? Do you discriminate against sows, how can you discriminate against sows, we as goblins, we need to understand that everything is created by God, all things are equal, and besides, do you know how important reproduction is to our goblins? This is a very difficult task no less than protecting the tribe......" Gobu Shuai took a big point, and was even more confused when he heard Gobu Iron.

Is this a goblin? This goblin turned out to be a Buddhist goblin.

In addition, what to do with so much nonsense, doesn't it mean the same thing, as long as it is a female. "That's... Gobshuai, you see, this task is so difficult, I feel that I am not up to it, and I haven't done it before, or, Gobshuai, can you show me? ”

"As elders, we must keep the six roots pure, and besides, I am still the next heir appointed by the village chief, so I can't do such dirty things."

Dirty? You know tell me it's filthy? Why do you want me to do it?!Also, Gobshuai, you've always been a careless person, and you actually say the same thing as a monk, you liar?!

Goblin Iron has really killed the goblin in front of him now.

"Why don't we discuss it again? You see there are so many goblins in the tribe, and there is no shortage of me, is there? ”

"Lying to you, why are you still in a hurry, but it's true that Jiaopei is here, this is just a measure to punish the lazy, and after absorbing the management experience of the village chief, you can only use both soft and hard.

It's not too early, so let's take a look at the cultural festival hosted by Lord Alivia. ”

Gobu Tie and Gobu Shuai came to the conference site, in front of the magnificent hall, on the marble square, there were already gongs and drums, colorful flags fluttering, huge text banners hung high in the sky, and the big characters embroidered with brocade silk read: "The strongest goblin village cultural festival ceremony in history".

But no one in the goblins noticed the "Arivia Book Launch" sign.

"I heard that Alivia's new book is sold here, is it true?"

"Yes, yes, I didn't expect Teacher Alivia to even go into the ugly goblins in order to write good works, what a rare novelist in the world."

……

Goblins, merchants, and civilians, the square is overcrowded and extremely lively.

"I didn't expect Lord Alivia to be able to attract so many human foundations for us, it's amazing, this snack bar, hostel, and gift shop are enough for us to make a fortune." Gobs Shuai counted and counted on his fingers, one by two...... His eyes were full of gold coins and beautiful women waving to him, what normal man could not be interested in these, let alone goblins.

"Calm down Alivia, you've lived for a hundred years, and you haven't seen any big scenes." Alivia, who was in the high leadership seat, looked calm, and her eyes slightly scanned the surroundings of the square, such a lively scene made her show a little happy, but she quickly returned to calm.

The sun is high, and the meridian stone placed in the center of the square reflects the shadow of the sun.

"Ahem, ahem... Everyone is quiet. "Say what you say.

Through "magic analysis", the frequency of sound vibration in the air is increased, so as to achieve the purpose of sound amplification.

"Welcome to the first Alivia book launch in Xinge Village, oh no... The first cultural festival, where everyone will experience a variety of special snacks and high-quality services.

What's more, the famous novelist Alivia's new book "Blood Goblin" will be released here, so hurry up and ......

"Arivia Arivia Arivia ......"

It was the first time that the goblins had seen humans chasing stars like this, and while shouting Alyvia's name, Pei He sent them the book samples of "Blood Goblins" and various derivative dolls. Of course, with the urine nature of goblins, there is no shortage of thieves.

"Gob, this... That's not right, right. "What's going on here, haven't you discussed it with us, is this a cultural festival in Xinge Village or a signing party for her Alivia, village chief! Please come back and give us an explanation.

"Uh...... Hell knows what's going on. ”