"Xiaoliu, let me tell you, don't use force when you see a little red."

Liu Yongqing told Liu Bin with a solemn face.

"Why?"

Liu Bin asked with a puzzled face.

"Do you think, a little red martial arts is first-class, whoever sees it will die!"

"Do you just watch him get away with it? You don't need to say it, if he dares to come, I will practice with him, his swordsmanship is high, and my swordsmanship is not low, look at the knife! ”

In the lobby of the Tongfu Inn, Liu Bin was playing a handful of broken iron pieces there, just like a big jumper, Liu Yongqing and Huang Lei were watching from the sidelines, and they felt a pain in the egg.

When Liu Bin finished playing a set of blind chicken knife techniques, a compliment suddenly came from behind him.

"Good knife technique!"

The servants were startled, and when they all turned around, they saw Gu Bei standing at the door, holding a long sword in his arms, with the demeanor of a grandmaster.

"Yo he! It's quite discerning, where did it come from? ”

Liu Bin hugged his fists and asked with slanted eyes.

"People in the rivers and lakes, the four seas are home, naturally from where they come from, if you really want to ask, the place I came from - the Central Plains!"

Gu Bei held the long sword in his arms, and always raised his head slightly at a forty-five-degree angle.

"Good boy!"

Liu Bin's face changed suddenly when he heard this, and he was about to attack with his knife.

"Wulin Gaiden" has no action guidance, all the fighting scenes are designed by the actors themselves, and when it is Gu Bei's turn, it is naturally the same.

I saw him choke on the sword out of the sheath, and the blind chicken swung it a few times, and returned the sword into the ...... Enter...... into the mud sheath.

Anyone who has watched "Bao Qingtian" should be able to understand Gu Bei's embarrassment at the moment, the exhibition guard failed to insert the sword in it, but it was discovered by the attentive audience, and it has become a popular Internet emoji since then.

Gu Bei is now ......

Finally got in.

was embarrassed, and had to hold on, the director didn't shout to stop, as an amateur actor with professional quality, he had to continue acting.

In fact, Feng Pants was about to come again, but just as he was about to shout to stop, he suddenly felt that this scene was quite interesting, so he shut up and gave it directly.

Feng Pants didn't shout to stop, Gu Bei could only continue to act according to the plot, looked around a few times, and said, "The inn is good, but it's a little dirty." ”

"I clean every day, don't believe you......"

Liu Yongqing just wanted to defend himself, but before he could finish speaking, he was stunned, staring at the five dead flies on the table with wide eyes, and his speech became stammering: "This ...... You cut it all down? ”

Gu Bei was so arrogant that he didn't care, and asked, "Is there a vacant room?" ”

"Yes! Yes! ”

Liu Yongqing grabbed a rag, stepped forward to greet him, and led Gu Bei, who was like a big red envelope, upstairs.

"Good! It's over! ”

Feng Pants slapped his face and praised: "Not bad, Director Gu, it's really good, it's a pity that you are not an actor, the sword just now is amazing!" ”

Mud Horse!

Which pot doesn't open and which pot is not mentioned, right?

"Hurry, go on!"

"Okay, okay, go on, next game, keep shooting!"

The next scene, the backyard of the Tongfu Inn.

"Ready, start!"

With the shout of Feng Pants, he saw the curtain lifted, Liu Bei stumbled out, anxious and afraid: "What are you doing?" What are you doing? If you have something to say, you can't say it well! ”

Gu Bei followed behind, the long sword in his hand pointed at Liu Bei's throat, and said expressionlessly: "If you have anything to say, hurry up and say it before I make a move." ”

"I ...... I...... What am I talking about? ”

As she spoke, Liu Bei suddenly wanted to slip away, but after running a few steps, she felt her shoulders sinking, and the sword in Gu Bei's hand was on her shoulder again.

"Oops!"

"Why are you going?"

Liu Bei straightened up, pretending not to know anything, and said, "I just want to go to the kitchen to make you a black chicken soup, and then put some red dates and angelica, wow, it's nourishing and beautiful!" ”

Gu Bei's face was still cold, but with the thick eyeliner, he looked particularly charming: "No need, I will never eat these things." ”

"Why?"

"If you eat these things, you'll have bags on your face."

After saying this line, Gu Bei almost vomited nausea, and Liu Bei also looked disgusted.

Belch......

Goosebumps fell to the ground.

Liu Bei suddenly lost his mind, if Chen Xiaoxu saw this scene, he would not be able to ......

Just thinking about it, I suddenly felt that the sword on my shoulder was a little heavier, and I immediately came back to my senses, I was filming now, but it was not the time to slip away.

Then he stepped forward, stretched out his hands, and made a massage motion: "That...... I'll give you a massage, it's very relieving ......."

"Stop!"

Gu Bei broke off.

Liu Bei was so frightened that he raised his hand and surrendered: "A good man spares his life!" ”

However, next, Gu Bei actually threw away the sword and asked in disgust: "Little sister, have you washed your hands?" ”

"I ...... I...... Yes? ”

Gu Bei twitched the corners of his mouth, looking at the brother next door who had grown up together since childhood, instantly becoming a mother, and pulling his fingers one by one: "Oh, where are you hands, it's just claws!" Look here, here, and here, ouch...... There's mud in my nails, it's disgusting! ”

Liu Beiqiang resisted the urge to laugh, and said aggrievedly: "You can't blame me for this, our shopkeeper makes me do rough work every day, and I don't have time to wash my hands!" ”

She is really aggrieved at the moment, she wants to laugh but doesn't dare to laugh, she can't laugh, not only has to endure it, but she also has to concentrate and continue to act.

Gu Bei turned back dissatisfiedly and said to Yu Feihong, who was peeking: "After finishing the rough work, you have to let the family wash your hands!" ”

"Good! Good! ”

Yu Feihongte nodded and immediately retreated.

Immediately after, Gu Bei made a flower shape with his left hand behind his left hand, caressed his right hand, stroked it to his chest, and said softly: "Little sister, remember my words, for women, the beauty of the hands is even more important than the face, understand?" ”

Liu Bei was about to nod, but looking at Gu Bei's appearance and listening to the girl's emphatic emphasis, he finally ......

"Poof!"

Liu Bei finally couldn't help but spray.

Hahahaha......

As soon as his spirit relaxed, Liu Bei couldn't care about anything else, tugging on Gu Bei's sleeve and laughing breathlessly.

"Stop!"

Feng Pants hurriedly shouted to stop, but he wasn't very angry, because he also wanted to laugh.

Walking hormones on weekdays,At this moment, it has become a friend of women.,The difference in painting style is also great.。

"You...... Can't bear it anymore? ”

Gu Bei couldn't get angry, he naturally knew that with his current appearance, there was still ......

Just thinking about it, he himself is going to vomit, let alone the person who plays with him.

It's good that he can't see his stupid appearance, and others will suffer old sins.

"I'm sorry, brother, you're too ...... Too...... I can't stand it! ”

It took a long time for Liu Bei to press his chest, barely relieving himself, tears were laughing, looking at Gu Bei, the flesh on his face twitched: "Brother, you can take it a little bit, I'm ...... I just can't keep up. ”

"Alright, don't laugh!"

Gu Bei was also speechless.

Collect?

How to receive?

Now it's a sitcom, everyone has to play it, and the crazier the better.

If you really put it away, it won't match the overall rhythm.

Because the scene just now was strung together, and now I have to do it all over again.

"Little sister, remember my words, for women, the beauty of hands is even more important than faces, understand?"

Liu Bei couldn't help but laugh and nodded again and again.

"You...... You still say me, look at yourself, wow! It's dirty! ”

As he spoke, he was still pointing at Gu Bei's clothes.

"Look here, look here, wow! It's all dandruff, and it's overwhelming! ”

Liu Bei hit him with a trick, but he was easily dodged by Gu Bei, not only did he not succeed in the sneak attack, but he almost fell.

Gu Bei sneered, how to look at the demonic spirit: "It's not fighting!" ”

"Overwhelming!"

It's all of a sudden, but unfortunately it still didn't hit.

"Little sister, I didn't fight again, it's okay, I'll give you one last chance."

As he spoke, he still stripped his sideburns hair.

"Otherwise, I'll cut my throat with a sword!"

At this time, Huang Lei ran over from the front lobby, and the others also followed to the backyard.

Huang Lei saw that Liu Bei was at a disadvantage, and shouted: "I'll fight with you!" ”

Then he hit his head with a bang.

Gu Bei dodged again, and laughed: "It seems that you want to die!" ”

Seeing this, Liu Bei shouted loudly: "Lao Bai! Point him! ”

"Sunflower Point Caveman!"

Black. The first master of the Dao was successfully attacked in this way, and he was fixed in place with poss.

Guo Furong and Lu Xiucai were all tired of each other, and then everyone surrounded the Central Plains that was spotted, and a voiceover would be added later.

Tong Xiangyu: Oh my God, he is so beautiful, more graceful and luxurious than a woman.

Li Dazui: Oh mom, this is the legendary Central Plains a little red!

Yan Xiaoliu: I finally got caught, this time I did a great job, hahahaha......

Bai Zhantang: Did you arrest him? Didn't I order that? This time it's up to you!

Nakahara a little red: Have you washed your hands?

Bai Zhantang stretched out his finger: Look!

The lens of the camera pushed a close-up, and Bai Zhantang's hand was called dirty.

The camera switched and focused on Gu Bei again, he had been brewing for a long time, and when the camera was pushed over, a line of tears flowed on his face.

I don't think we are professional actors, but we are much better than a certain baby who claimed to be professional and cheekily said that he was worth 80 million.

At least if there is a chance to play with Liu Tianwang, Gu Bei will definitely not let Liu Tianwang show a shocked emoji because of a crying scene.

"Good! It's over! ”

Feng Pants finally shouted "pass", and Gu Bei, who was still frozen just now, immediately drooped his arm.

"Director Gu, it's so powerful, just cry when you say it!"

"That's right! I'm going to be brewing for a long time! ”

"Director Gu, Director Feng was right just now, it's a pity that you are not an actor!"

Everyone surrounded Gu Bei, and there was a rainbow fart.

"Get out of the way!"

Gu Bei pulled Huang Lei and Liu Beipai away from him.

He still doesn't know the thoughts of these people, doesn't he just want to see more of his honor!

And you can do what you want.

"Hurry up and remove your makeup!"

Hahahaha......

There was a burst of laughter from behind him.

Some people died, but not completely......