Chapter 377: Reprimanding the master of the sun and the moon
1,000 Qi Luck Coins, and he was sold? This old master was immediately angry, really angry! To say that the conversation between him and Xiao Hao was a little bit of a joke before, but when he heard the news, he was so angry. What's that...... The master values face the most, you can buy a master of the sun and moon who has been hidden for 500 years for 1000 coins, how can you not be angry!
"What, you're too much?" Xiao Hao was definitely angry at this time.
"Boy, tell me clearly, where did I buy my information, and who did I trade with?"
"Oh, I said, why are you so excited. You don't know, this person who told me is trying to find you a place to retire. Everyone has said that you have offended everyone in the world, and you can only leave a piece of nonsense poetry, lying in this place for five hundred years, it is so pitiful, there is no one to serve around.
So people are kind and want to find you a place to retire. As long as you nod your head, I can now mark a big cemetery for you, so that you know that you have a place and that you have a place to rest. ”
"Fart!" the old man was furious, "bastard, you can't speak, the old man can't teach you." ”
"What the widow said is the truth!" Xiao Hao stood boldly in front of the other party at this time, "Yes, it is a contrary to the ear, old man, although my words are ugly, but what I say is the truth! Do you want to be beautiful and false? Or listen to the sonorous truth? If you want to listen to lies, you are now showing your identity, and some people are slapping you with whiskers." But then you want to find someone who knows your identity and dares to tell you the truth, and I am the only one!"
"Hmph, sharp teeth and sharp mouth! Say, what are you here for, not to mention looking for expert guards, national teachers and the like to protect the Dharma, don't open your mouth for this. You can turn around and leave now!"
"Nope. It would be an insult to let a master of the sun and moon shine as a guard. I've heard that you've always had a special talent, and I'm here to ask for advice. Saying that, Xiao Hao arched his hand, looking like it was indeed the case, a little bit of asking for advice.
Say. Xiao Hao's combination punch came down, which made the old man sulk.
"Okay. I have a question that I don't understand, and many people can't get an answer when I ask it. Today, I have to meet a wise man, and I hereby ask for advice. May I ask my seniors, how many kinds of people are there in the world?"
......In fact, these "questions" are not "questions," but a kind of philosophical and life thinking; this is just a kind of thinking, and it is only a kind of questioning about life -- it does not need an answer! In other words, the answer is in everyone's heart.
So. After Xiao Hao's "question" was thrown out, he immediately made this tall master stuck; in the face of a question without an answer, in the face of a question that does not need an answer, even if the creator god comes, he will be blind.
"Whew...... I can't answer this question either!" The old man finally calmed down at this time, but he was obviously a little entangled by Xiao Hao's question. If this question were to be answered by ordinary people, they would say men and women, good people and bad people, old people, middle-aged people, young people, teenagers and young children, or officials and people, and so on. They will think further, they will look at the problem more deeply. So...... For the true wise, seemingly simple questions cannot be answered.
But Xiao Hao didn't let go, for today's things, Xiao Hao has been preparing for a long time.
"Senior, how many colors does sunlight have?"
"Red and white, of course. This time, the master replied without hesitation.
"Then why are the leaves green?" as a literate hooligan. Xiao Hao knows how to use knowledge to bully people! You are a master of the sun and the moon, yes, very powerful, I can't beat you; but are you sure you can know all the things in the world?
"That's the color of the leaves!" Sure enough, the master of the sun and the moon replied without hesitation.
"Why are the leaves black at night?"
"The night is meant to be black!"
"The night was black. So the leaves look black, so does that mean there's a green color in the sunlight that is filtered out by the leaves?"
"Nonsense, boy, are you paranoid?" the old man was a little impatient.
"Seniors, isn't true knowledge born out of such repeated discussions? What do you say?"
“…… Whew......" The old man blew his beard angrily and glared. Xiao Hao looked funny, in fact, Xiao Hao had already made countless preparations before coming, otherwise how could a person like Xiao Hao, who had died once, be so bold and take the initiative to die. Xiao Hao had already roughly guessed this person's personality - a little stubborn, a little arrogant, and a little pretentious!
"Are you here to embarrass the old man?" After glaring at him for a long time, the old man finally reacted.
"I've heard that you're always the wisest, so the boy was left with these questions that no one else could answer. Xiao Hao is very respectful, Xiao Hao at this time is like a student asking a teacher. However, Xiao Hao's words are also very measured: You see, no one else can answer, and if you answer one, it will be a victory; even if you can't answer all of them, you will not be ashamed - this is a step left for the other party. It's just that he oppresses the other party a little bit in language.
"Oh...... It's a question that no one else can answer. Sure enough, when he heard this, the old man was distracted.
"Senior ......"
"Ahh Hum... Well, what questions do you have, I'm going to see how many problems you have!"
"Thank you seniors for your generosity. There is such a question, when will a branch of a tree, take half of it every day, and disappear completely?"
"Uh...... We'll talk about that later. Do you have any other questions?"
"Does a pound of iron weigh or a pound of cotton?"
"Iron......, of course! Just as heavy!Boy, you're playing with me!" Well, the old man was finally a little angry.
"No, seniors, in fact, these questions are good for people's thinking. I still have a few questions here. It is said that men and women do not kiss, so ...... If the sister-in-law is drowning, there is nothing else around to take advantage of. At this time, you can save people by pulling a hand. So, to save or not to save?
To save people is to give and receive relatives, and will inevitably be despised by society, and not to save is to be unkind and unjust. Senior, what do you say?"
"If you go down, you can save it!" the old man rolled his eyes.
"Senior, what if it's an ordinary person?" Xiao Hao also rolled his eyes, and understood when he saw the other party's answer just now. This is also a sullen character.
"Of course he was saved! Who would dare to beat him crookedly! Throw his sister-in-law into the water and see if he saves him or not!"
Sweat! Sweat! Xiao Hao suddenly found that he was indeed a master of the sun and the moon, and this ideological realm was not ordinary.
However, Xiao Hao did not end the questioning, in order to seize the current master and talent, Xiao Hao also made too many preparations for his attitude. "Senior, are the sun, moon, and stars all shining for the same reason?"
"How can there be such a boring question! They don't even have the same form, how can they have the same way of emitting light?"
"Oh...... Yes, yes!" Xiao Hao nodded vigorously, "Look at the sun burning like that." How much firewood is going to be burned, it can illuminate the entire Shenzhou. ”
"Hmph, it's good to know. Say, what's the problem!"
Xiao Hao blinked and looked at the other party, and his heart was about to burst into laughter, but his face was still serious, "Senior, if you kill an innocent person, you can save two people." Are you going to do it?"
"Boring!"
"Senior, there is such a problem. If ordinary people race against fast horses. Some people say that a horse can never catch up with a man, because if you want to catch up, you have to get to the previous position of the person, but by the time the horse reaches this position, the person has already run some distance forward, and when the horse reaches the next position, the person has run some distance forward.
So. Although the horse runs faster than a man, it can never catch up! Senior, what do you think about this problem?"
"What logic, bullshit doesn't make sense!" the old man's beard and eyebrows flew wildly.
"Yes, but I think it makes sense!" Xiao Hao's brows furrowed into the word "Chuan".
"I ......" the old man wanted to explain, but he didn't know how to explain. Finally, he exhaled fiercely, "This assumption is wrong! Okay, okay, such a simple question will come to me;
"Okay. Xiao Hao shrugged, "Senior, if there is a hill made of tens of thousands of stones, it is still a hill when one stone is removed, and when two stones are removed, it is still a hill, but when there is only one stone left, is it still a hill? If not, when will it not be counted?"
"Huh......" The old man blinked, obviously lost in thought. Xiao Hao asked so many questions in a row, which obviously made the old man start to really think about all the questions that Xiao Hao had asked before.
After a long time, the old man opened his eyes again and looked at Xiao Hao, but this time he didn't shout or anything, and he didn't say if he could answer, he just looked at Xiao Hao, "Little guy, what's the next question?"
Xiao Hao smiled mysteriously, "Senior, if there is a Creation God, if the Creation God is omnipotent, do you accept this assumption?"
"Accept, a reasonable assumption. The old man nodded.
"Then the question is," Xiao Hao smiled brightly, "can the God of Creation create a mountain, this mountain is so big that the God of Creation cannot see the end, and this mountain is so heavy that the God of Creation cannot lift it!"
This is the famous "omnipotent paradox", but in order to adapt to this world, Xiao Hao changed a way of saying.
Are you omnipotent? Then why can't you see the end of the mountain? If you can't make such a mountain, then are you still omnipotent/omnipotent?
Sure enough, this time the old-timer still didn't answer quickly, but was thinking deeply, obviously Xiao Hao's series of questions finally convinced this somewhat arrogant master, and began to think deeply.
Xiao Hao consciously stood aside at this time, not saying a word or moving, just watching. I'm pretending to be the same as quietly watching you think!
After a long time, the old man suddenly opened his eyes, and the light in his eyes flickered, as if the stars were blooming! After seeing Xiao Hao, the old man asked anxiously, "Is there any problem?"
"If an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, or if an indestructible spear meets an indestructible shield. What will happen?"
"Haha......" This master of the sun and moon suddenly laughed, tears of laughter flowed, laughter wantonly flamboyant; the whole body was full of momentum, the sky was surging, and the spring water of the earth erupted, this is the master of the sun and the moon with the same radiance. Their will can even change the world. But it was so powerful, even Xiao Hao saw it for the first time.
After a long time, when Xiao Hao's surroundings almost became an ocean, the old man finally stopped laughing wildly, "Boy, you are very good." Tell me, what kind of position are you going to give me? Even if it's a national teacher, I admit it. ”
"That senior, if you sold tofu before, how much income could you make in a day?"
"200 copper coins!" Xiao Hao asked suddenly. The old-timer didn't react for a while.
"Well, the widow will hire Mr. as the national teacher of Xuguo, one tael of silver a day, a subsidy of 1.5 taels of gold and 0.5 taels of gold a month, a year's salary of 24 taels of gold, 25 taels of gold, and the extra is considered a subsidy. In this way, I gave my husband 1,000 Qi Luck Coins, which is equivalent to 40,000 years of employment expenses.
Huh, old man, don't look at me like that, I'll be embarrassed. Don't you think it's too much? I have the money and don't care about that. ”
"Little one. Are you pushing my limits?"
"Senior, you have to understand, you haven't answered any of the questions asked by the widow! You have said even the simplest questions wrong! You say, what kind of treatment do you want!" At this time, Xiao Hao was simply domineering.
"You asked Sunshine a question, and I didn't answer it!" the old man argued. It would be a shame to let others know that they were masters of the sun and moon and that they hadn't answered a single question, so they had to get an answer anyway!
But what about this question, you answered it wrong! Sunshine is colorful, if you don't believe it. You can refer to the rainbow. All you have to do is create a little fog in the area where the shadows and the sun meet, and you can see a small artificial rainbow. ”
Sure enough, the old man saw a rainbow after a little experimentation, a beautiful rainbow that he had created without much supernatural power.
"How can it be so simple? How can it be so simple!" The old man looked at the rainbow he had created with some confusion: just a little mist could create a rainbow, which was completely different from using supernatural powers to create a rainbow before!
"Is it simple?" Xiao Hao shook his head lightly when he heard the other party's self-talk, "No, it's not simple!, because behind this simplicity, there are the crystallization of the wisdom and exploration of many people!"
Every thing and the knowledge of truth requires countless sweat, and what seems simple to you is the result of the silent work of countless people. ”
Xiao Hao's heavy and soothing words made the old man who was in a daze, Sun and Moon Tonghui, suddenly thoughtful.
"Alright, little one, I accept your offer. These things of yours are very good, so I'll go to you first. But I want to make it clear that if you're not there for me, I'll leave quietly. ”
"Okay. But there's one thing, if you're leaving, you need to let me know anyway, at least let me be prepared. ”
"Okay. Let's go. ”
In the distance, the few Sun and Moon Tonghui masters who were monitoring here and protecting Xiao Hao were relieved until this time, and the conversation between Xiao Hao and the other party just now really shocked everyone.
"Huh......" Mao Yuanhui wiped the sweat on his head, "It's terrible, it's the same level of the sun and the moon, but in the face of this person, we don't have the slightest ability to resist!
"Yes, it's terrible!" Yang Sheng nodded with some fear, just now, these two "senior brothers" who had been a little arrogant since they became the same sun and moon were afraid for the first time, and they couldn't resist just in the face of the momentum they inadvertently emanated.
Mao Yuanhui's face was a little pale, "Let's go, we will have a chance to ask for advice in the future, maybe we can learn something from him." ”
"Haha, it looks like the two of us will be tied to Xiao Hao's chariot for the rest of our lives!" Yang Sheng shook his head with some distress. Also, since entering the level of the sun and the moon with the same radiance, Yang Sheng's path has completely been inseparable from Xiao Hao-especially here in Xuguo, after epiphany again and again, he suddenly found that his luck light turned red!
"I'm optimistic about Xu Guo and Xiao Hao. Mao Yuanhui said as he left. Only the voice remained, "The entire world of the human race has inevitably begun to change, and it is our honor to have a leader like Xiao Hao in such a situation."
Although Xiao Hao himself is only at the level of Purple Qi Dongsheng now, and Xuguo only has 25 states, which is far from the entire Shenzhou, but you can also see it. The rise of the Asahi Kingdom is actually unstoppable. There is a broad public base, with the support of the Han Patriarch and the Mo family, and even the two families have begun to fully support it. There are also other doctors, warriors, and Linglong Pavilion who came to support. And Xiao Hao even issued a joint notice to all levels of society through the trading center, and pulled the Purple Moon Pavilion into his chariot.
Don't look at our little majesty doing nothing every day, but we must admit that he has done and thought of much more than us. Today, Xuguo has completed the initial change. Now we need to go step by step.
In the battle for luck, a strong country is enough to affect the balance of luck. For example, now, the number of people in Xuguo is increasing, according to Xiao Hao, it is the increase of the curve, which has not happened in the past, but in Xuguo, this change is happening rapidly.
Today, there are more than 500,000 elite soldiers, all of whom are initially awakened, and now there are more than 10,000 minor judges. There are also more than 200 justices -- all of them are Xuguo's own purple qi masters! And with the unfolding of the ideological enlightenment movement, people from all walks of life have epiphany and purple qi rising all the time.
Just last month's statistics. In just three years, more than 1,000 people have had an epiphany and achieved the miracle of purple qi rising eastward. What does that mean?"
"Shhh...... I've been studying for a while, and I really haven't paid attention to this. How did you notice?"
"During this period of time, the Autumn Leaves Wutong Mountain is expanding, and of course I, as the ancestor master, must understand the situation. How can you be so free, holding a book every day to study. ”
"You can too, wouldn't it be nice to leave the mess to your apprentice. ”
"You and I willing. Mao Yuanhui was very helpless, "The best big disciple under my command is only the Purple Qi Dongsheng Senior, if you want to really preside over the mountain gate, you still need me to come forward." However, you, as the elder of Akiba Wutong Mountain, did not come forward, and I really wanted to remove you!"
"You dare. If you dare to withdraw me, I will sit in front of your mountain gate every day, and I will see who can enter your mountain gate. ”
"Your shamelessness is more than I can ever think about. ”
"Each other, everyone is half a pound and a half. ”
The two finally laughed and left.
At this time, Xiao Hao is leading a new master to observe his country, and the location is now Li Guangcheng. "Senior, how do you call you?"
"Meng Xia. "At this time, the old man is already dressed as a fairy, and he looks much more pleasing to the eye.
"What level of seniors is the sun and the moon?"
"Peak!"
"Does that predecessor have a poetry number?"
"Didn't you memorize it all? ”
"What about the font size?"
"Tsing shirts. ”
"Oh, don't be so cold, okay, come, laugh. ”
"Roll the calves!"
"......" What else can Xiao Hao say.
"Boy, where did you say you got my information?" the old man was very persistent.
"I'm sorry, but I can't divulge it because of my personal reputation. ”
"Aren't you afraid of me off?"
"It's better to anger your seniors than to break your promise. ”
"Hey, little guy, you're really tough. Still, it's good, I like it. It seems that the person who recommended me is also optimistic about you and the potential of Xuguo. Very good, I love the environment. Positive, peaceful, and not oppressive of the civilian elite. I didn't expect the world I've been looking for to appear here. ”
"Then you're looking for a place to stay around here. There were a lot of empty houses left here at the beginning, which were intended to be used to arrange some people in the later stage to prevent the people from hurting money and boiling public resentment in the future. ”
"Okay, that's it. Facing the market and leaning against the river behind it, I like this environment. ”
"You don't want to make tofu anymore, do you?"
"The salary you give me is not enough, of course I have to do something else to supplement my family. ”
"Your old ......"
"Okay, no need to talk nonsense, I'll move in now. Send someone over and buy me some groceries, it's none of your business. Of course, since I am a national teacher, if there is a need or danger, I will naturally come forward or even take action, but when there is nothing to do, don't bother me.
Also, send me a copy of all the weird questions you know, and copy any that you have in the future. ”
"Are you ordering me at this time!" Xiao Hao glared angrily, and the king's bearing was full of rage.
"Huh?" Meng Xia was a little stunned.
"Tsing Yi layman, please understand that we are mutually beneficial. However, it must be explained that for Xuguo, one more of you is not much, and one less of you is not a lot! The Han Patriarchal Legalists and the Mo Sect are already the most staunch allies of Xuguo. You don't want to feel how much you are worth.
Isn't it remarkable? The sun and the moon can't answer a single question, hey!"
"Boy, don't go too far!" Meng Xia was originally a little arrogant and arrogant, how could he stand Xiao Hao's cynicism.
"Correct, when you see me on a formal occasion, you have to address: Your Majesty!" Xiao Hao did not flinch, and looked at the other party like this. Xiao Hao understands very well that if there is a figure in his country that is not under his control, then he will inevitably be buried! Rather than being uncontrolled, it is better to let him go.
"Do you know who you're talking to!" Meng Xia's eyes flashed with fierce light, he was a master at the peak of the sun and moon and a master standing at the peak of the human race, and he was taught such a lesson by a little doll!
"A waste!" Xiao Hao said astonishingly, "I can't answer the question, and I have no direction for my future!" In my eyes, there has never been a bottleneck, especially for luck and magic. The so-called bottleneck is nothing more than self-deception, and it is nothing more than confusion about the future and inability to find a direction! And you are such a person!"
After Xiao Hao finished speaking, he turned around sharply, but Meng Xia was stunned on the spot.
In the distance, Yang Sheng, Mao Yuanhui, and the masters of the Han Sect and the Mo family were dripping cold sweat while thinking about Xiao Hao's words.
Yes, in fact, there is no real bottleneck, the so-called bottleneck is just self-deception, in fact, there is confusion in life!
(This chapter is a bit surreal.) Ha ha. (To be continued......)