113 Black Dog
"You're talking to me?" Although it is strange that dogs can talk, this is not beyond the scope of Xu Qian's cognition, but he has not encountered it yet.
"Of course it's me, or who do you think it is?" The black dog sat on the ground like a human, with his paws crossed on his chest, looking at Xu Qian like a fool.
"Is that the joke you asked me to tell?" Xu Qian has been telling jokes and jokes for a few days, full of resentment, and now that he has found the right master, no matter what three-seven-twenty-one, he has to be angry first.
"You're too embarrassed to tell those jokes of yours? None of them were funny, and I fell asleep listening to them. ”
As soon as he heard this, Xu Qian's mouthful of old blood was about to spurt out. Lao Tzu told you so many jokes, even if it's not funny, you won't fall asleep, okay, are you disgusting me?
"How can it not be funny, I think it's funny, you must be laughing so much that your stomach hurts, and you just pretend not to be funny."
"You think it's funny? It's because you're laughing too low. ”
"I'm laughing low? I'm laughing low? Xu Qian pointed his finger at himself, if he had a beard, his beard would definitely be crooked. The original anger was not spilled, and now it is made angry.
No, since he can enter, it must be this black dog who thinks it's funny. But I didn't do anything just now!
"Forget it, I don't care about you. I ask you, why did you let me in? ”
"Those people just now, hahaha, that person fell and picked the woman's skirt, hahaha, the hair fell out, and there was another person who pulled the wrong hand......" The black dog said as he remembered those scenes and couldn't help laughing.
That's it? Isn't that funny? Xu Qian looked confused, who is laughing low?
The black dog couldn't laugh anymore, and rolled directly to the ground, rolling on the ground while laughing, Xu Qian couldn't help but laugh when he saw it like this.
The black dog finally stopped, and Xu Qian asked, "Do you know Yu Youtang?" Did he come in the first place? ”
"Of course I know, he's been here, but he's only seen me."
"Do you want him to make you laugh too? How did he succeed? Also, what do you mean by only seeing you" Xu Qian figured out what made the black dog laugh in the end, and it had nothing to do with him, which was not a big blow.
"Hey, he wasn't as fast as you did, and it took him a long time, and at last he fell and sat on a lump of cow dung......" said the black dog, and laughed again.
Xu Qian was extremely helpless, the laughter of this black dog was not low, but strange, and once it remembered something funny, it would laugh and roll again, at this time the black dog didn't care about anything, and what to say, it could only wait for it to finish laughing.
"If you can make me laugh, you've done what I wanted, so you can see me. But if I want to see my companions, I have to meet their requests. ”
"Your companion? Do you still have companions? Is it here too? ”
"Right here, but I won't see you now."
"Why should I see them? It's no good to see it. Xu Qian's proud expression on his face, in fact, he wanted to ask what kind of fame he had, this picture scroll is so magical, it must be able to get some benefits.
"Yo!" The black dog didn't seem to expect Xu Qian to be so tough, thinking that among the people it had seen over the years, which one hadn't nodded and had a humble attitude?
"Well, since you're here, I'll give you a welcome gift."
As soon as he heard that there was a gift to be received, Xu Qian immediately became interested. But he stared at the black dog for a while, but the other party didn't move.
"Where's the greeting gift?"
"It's already for you."
"Where?"
The black dog said disdainfully: "Why are you so stupid, you kid, you can come in with your spiritual sense, and you don't know how to use it?" ”
"Psionics?" After the black dog reminded him of this, he realized that at this moment, it was only his spiritual consciousness that had entered this space, not his physical body.
"My spiritual consciousness can enter at any time in the future?"
The black dog nodded, thinking that this Xu Qian was not much smarter than Yu Youtang.
"You have passed my test, and you can enter the picture scroll at any time in the future. That's what I'm giving you. As for how it will help you, that's your own business. With that, the black dog turned around and left.
"That's right, the next test is Xiong Er, its requirements are to see your cultivation speed, if your speed can satisfy it, it will come out to see you, and it will also give you a meeting gift at that time."
Bear two? Is there still a big bear?
"What is its greeting gift, can you tell me now?" Xu Qian felt that this black dog was particularly unreliable, and he was worried that Xiong Er was also a good person.
"You'll know when the time comes. Go back, you'll be killed if it's too late." The black dog suddenly remembered something, "By the way, don't think that you don't need to make me laugh in the future, on the contrary, you need to work harder, those jokes will not work." ”
"You wait...... I'll ask the last question, has Yu Youtang seen Xiong Er? The black dog had already walked away, and Xu Qian shouted loudly at the top of his voice.
"He? No, he's just seen me......"
"Xu Qian! What happened to you? Are you scared silly? Lin Qiaoni shook Xu Qian's body, looking very anxious. In this emergency situation, if something happens to Xu Qian, the only thing she can do is to quit the game.
"Snap" a loud slap directly slapped Xu Qian's face.
"Oops, who hit me?" Xu Qian's spiritual sense just returned, and his face was hot.
"How are you?" Lin Qiaoni breathed a sigh of relief. "What happened to you? It's like being evil. ”
Xu Qian didn't have time to explain to Lin Qiaoni, because the form in front of him was very unoptimistic. The people of the escort team have basically been disabled, and there are only two or three people who still have the strength to resist, and the old man's bodyguard also joined the battle, but he also killed the enemy.
"Always be ready to fight, and if you lose, quit the game immediately." Xu Qian whispered to Lin Qiaoni, he never thought that he would encounter such a dangerous situation when he came to Datang this time.
Lin Qiaoni didn't make a sound, just nodded slightly to indicate that she knew.
"Let's go." Xu Qian said to Vivian. Vivien is not a martial artist, she is just an ordinary person, and it is too dangerous to stay here.
"Where can I go, none of the people who escaped just now could escape." Vivien's voice was a little desperate, it wasn't that she didn't want to go, but she couldn't.
At this time, Xu Qian found that most of the participants who squeezed towards the exit had died, and the rest of the people dared to run, so they could only curl up with their heads in their hands, trembling one by one. In the beginning, there were already these monstrous enemies who rushed to block the exit, and whoever got closer to the exit would die first.
"If it doesn't work, I'll quit the game." Compared with those ordinary people in the Tang Dynasty, Vivian is quite calm, largely because she still has the last card to quit the game.
Xu Qian glanced at these people, and really didn't understand where these humanoid monsters came from. The appearance is somewhat like the monster in the TV series Journey to the West, the appearance of a human, but the appearance has strong animal characteristics.
These weirdos took the lead in dealing with the rebels and fugitives, Xu Qian and a few people stayed quietly in place, but they have not been "given priority", and now more than half of the weirdos are idle, and one of them walked towards Xu Qian and the others.
This strange man pounced directly on Lin Qiaoni, where would Xu Qian let him get closer, he directly blocked in front, and kicked the person out with one kick.
The weirdo flew out and crashed into one of the other weirdos, never to get up again.
Xu Qian's kick immediately attracted the attention of most of the weirdos present, originally they thought Xu Qian was just an ordinary person, but now they found that it was a hard stubble, and several weirdos rushed up at the same time.
The weapons of the strange people are all unified standard broadswords, several broadswords slashed at Xu Qian at the same time, Xu Qian went out this time, he did not wear a spirit sword, and he did not have a space spirit weapon, it was really inconvenient to go out with such a long guy. At this time, in the face of several big knives, he threw a punch without fear, and several strange people and even people with knives were knocked back.
The strength should be at most the level of Martial Sect or Martial Venerable, Xu Qian silently made a judgment in his heart. Such opponents, even if there are more of them, he is not afraid.
On the other side, the captain of the escort team, that is, the junior martial saint mentioned in the intelligence, was originally still entangled with a strange person, and he was obviously defeated, but now he found that there was such a big master as Xu Qian hidden, and he suddenly had hope in his heart.
The strange man who had been suppressing the captain of the escort team also discovered Xu Qian's extraordinaryness, and forced the captain of the escort team back two or three times, and killed Xu Qian directly. The original opponent was too weak, if it weren't for the fact that he hadn't enjoyed playing, he would have been a killer a long time ago. Now there is a stronger one, how can he let go.