Chapter 599: What the hell is this?

With the melody of "Playing the New Year", the first performance of the Beijing Cross Talk Conference officially began.

One-on-one actors appear one after another.

Belch......

There are three sets of frames in total, standing on the stage, which looks even more cold.

In his previous life, Gu Bei watched the sealing and unboxing performance of Deyun Society, and it took about ten minutes for the actors to appear on the stage every time.

Now Guo Degang has not started to accept apprentices, and Yu Qian and others have not joined.

Looking at the six actors on the stage, Gu Bei was instantly in a trance.

BGM is all recorded playing, and after the fire of the Deyun Society, they all use professional bands.

It's really a grass platform team.

The audience also watched in a daze, completely unaware of the current situation.

Isn't it a cross talk?

Why do you still bring music?

Moreover, so many people came up at once, did they mean cross talk, or did they act in sketches?

As soon as Guo De walked to the front of the stage, other actors crowded over, although there were few people, they were really a little imposing.

"Thank you, big guys."

Guo Degang was forcibly poured a belly of chicken soup by Mr. Zhang Wenshun backstage, and he was in good spirits at this time, although the audience was sitting sparsely, it didn't affect his mood at all.

"Today is the official opening day of our Beijing cross talk conference, and so many audiences came at once, I just watched it on the side of the curtain, and there are more people on our stage than we do."

When I came up, I laughed at myself first.

No one cared, Guo Degang didn't care, and continued: "Why is it called the Beijing Cross Talk Conference? Some elderly audiences should still remember that in the past, teahouses and theaters in Beijing and Tianjin often held cross talk conferences, so they gave such a name, not for anything else, just to bluff people. ”

Hahahaha......

Finally someone laughed, Guo Degang felt more down-to-earth, and firmly remembered Mr. Zhang's words, the more than 20 viewers who came today must be retained.

"The performance form of the cross talk conference is slightly different, first of all, it is not said at the beginning, there must be a pass, what is the door, it is the opening singing, the old gentlemen used to know more, my belly is not so spacious, try to sing a few paragraphs to the big guy."

"Your belly isn't small!"

Zhang Wenshun suddenly accosted and almost choked Guo Degang to death.

Although Guo Degang is young, his figure has been blessed early, especially the belly, which is comparable to being five months pregnant.

"When we are backstage, do you have this sentence?"

Guo Degang's reaction was fast enough, and he hurriedly said a word, which can be regarded as taking Zhang Wenshun's words.

"Don't say it's useless, hurry up and sing it, and then grind, and the audience should leave."

Zhang Wenshun has been looking at the audience, and one audience member really felt bored and got up to leave, but was stopped by his words.

Seeing that the people around him were looking at him, the audience who was about to leave was embarrassed, so he could only sit down honestly.

Guo Degang was lucky in his heart and didn't dare to delay.

In order to open on this day, he has been preparing a lot these days, and he has prepared several paragraphs for the opening song alone.

What is done is to restore the original cross talk conference of the year.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, let's just rap and sing, first of all, the first part of the song is to pay attention as soon as you come on stage, Mr. Zhang, and several other actors on the stage help play a gong and drum."

After speaking, Guo Degang flicked the sleeves of his coat and opened his mouth to come: "Pay attention as soon as you come to the stage." ”

"Warehouse!"

In the private room on the second floor, Wang Shuo looked at Wang Tai with a bored face, and his mouth was not idle: "What kind of thing is this?" When you talk about cross talk, you talk about cross talk, why do you still sing it. ”

He doesn't understand, but some people do!

Ma Weidu is the one who understands, when he was a child, he loved to make tea gardens, as well as bookstores, and he also watched cross talk conferences.

Although it has been a long time, there are still some impressions.

"It's kind of interesting!"

Interesting?

Wang Shuo's face was full of astonishment, he looked at Ma Weidu, and then at Ye Jing, seeing that Ye Jing was also full of interest, he couldn't help muttering in his heart.

Am I the only one who can't understand it?

"On the one hand, the god of wealth, on the other hand, the god of joy."

"Warehouse!"

"The God of Wealth holds a cash cow in his hand, and the God of Joy holds a cornucopia in his hand."

"Warehouse!"

"There is a golden horse in the cornucopia, and the golden horse comes up to support the golden man."

"Ding Decang!"

"The golden man reads eight words in his hand......"

"How's it going?"

Guo Degang clenched his fists and arched his hands: "I read that you are recruiting wealth and entering treasures, and you are making money every day......"

Others should agree: "Beanie, cut beans and choke beans!" ”

"Good ......"

There was a cheer from the second floor.

It was Ma Weidu.

"Xiao Gu, where do you know about these people?"

Gu Bei smiled: "That's how you met, old horse, what do you think?" ”

Ma Weidu nodded: "Authentic, really authentic, the leader sings well, his voice is really good, I haven't heard it for many years!" ”

Wang Shuo was even more curious when he heard this: "Old Ma, what is this?" When you came, didn't you talk about cross talk?? Why is this still singing? ”

"Dashuo, you don't understand this, what people said just now is clear, this is called the opening singing, in the past, the cross talk conference was performed in the old garden of the capital, and they all came like this, and there will be it later, but I don't know how many times I can listen to it, there should be four joys, and I don't know if he will be able to persuade the fair lord to persuade the good song."

it!

O connoisseur!

Gu Bei was shocked when he heard this.

He just listened to the excitement, and he couldn't tell the doorway here, but he didn't expect Ma Weidu to know so much.

"The next thing to sing to you is to send four joys, Fulu Shouxi, a total of four times, we have limited time, just rap and sing."

Ma Weidu smiled: "There really is." ”

After speaking, he hummed quietly with Guo Degang, but unfortunately his male duck voice was really not good, and singing it was a bit disturbing to the people.

"The word Fu has been added to the joy of Chongchong, the blessing of the good celebration of Ruiping, the blessing is like the long flowing water of the East China Sea, and the hatred of the blessing is late and wearing a big red ......"

"Beanie, cut beans and choke beans!"

"Good ......"

Now Ma Weidu is even more energetic, and the audience also heard someone applauding.

Everyone has a herd mentality, and since someone applauds, then ......

"Good ......"

Let's call it together.

Guo Degang's face turned red with excitement, he talked about cross talk for so many years, standing on the stage, ignoring him, and bombarding him, he really hasn't met a few.

Next, "The Song of Fair Old Man Persuasion", "One Door and Five Blessings", "The Story of the West Chamber", paragraph after paragraph, Guo Degang is a person who is crazy, and he was excited when he performed for the first time.

But his ability is limited after all, and after singing the last paragraph, although he is still unfinished, he can only stop.

"Thank you again for coming to Huasheng Tianqiao to watch the performance, I have to bother you to praise you more in the future, Guo Degang and all the actors of the Beijing Cross Talk Conference, thank you for your praise!"

As soon as Guo De finished speaking, he led several other actors to hug their fists and bow to the audience.

Next, the performance officially began, and the first to take the stage was a pair of actors that Gu Bei had never seen before.

In his previous life, Guo Degang once said in the show that in the early days of the establishment of the class club, the mobility of actors was very large, and often the actor did not come after a few days, and the actor did not believe it after playing a show.

These two people probably didn't make it to the end.

The paragraph that the two of them said is called "Tethered Doll", the basic skills of the two old gentlemen are good, but unfortunately the pace is too slow, and there is nothing new to say.

The audience began to wander, and in the private room on the second floor, Wang Shuo was even more bored and swallowed melon seeds.

Gu Bei also didn't think it was funny.

Arranging this show in the first show is a failure.

Although Gu Bei doesn't understand cross talk, he has also organized several Spring Festival Galas, and his grasp of the audience's psychology is still very good.

The opening show should be lively, and it should not be too long, too long and easy to annoy.

At this time, if you talk about "Selling Five Instruments" and come to a few large paragraphs, the audience's emotions can also be mobilized.

Finally, the nearly half-hour show was finally finished.

The two old gentlemen bowed and stepped down.

Guo Degang has been standing backstage, carefully observing the audience's reaction, knowing that this scene is warm, and he is also anxious.

The second is Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun.

There is no way, there are too few actors, and they can't get a turn, Guo Degang, as the class leader, can only work hard.

Today, he and Mr. Zhang performed the first two shows and the bottom two.

"Thank you, big guy, as soon as we came up, the audience immediately fell silent, for fear of scaring our grandfather!"

In one sentence, the audience laughed, and the audience also burst into applause.

This little black fat man is a demon.

When Gu Bei saw Guo Degang appearing, he immediately came to his senses.

The art of cross talk, the longer the years, the more exquisite the skills, if you want to really stand on the stage, you can't do it without more than ten years of hard work.

But Guo Degang is different, this little black fat man was born to do this, and when he was twenty years old, he actually had the calm energy of an old gentleman.

What a rarity!

"This is good, Xiao Gu, this frame should be a pillar, right??"

Ma Weidu's mouth is full of jargon, just now he was constantly commenting on the previous program, where the rhythm is not good, where the burden has not been turned out, it is the truth.

looks like a cross talk critic.

On the stage, Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun worked hard, they were talking about the traditional program "Uncovering the Tile" today, and the burden shook one after another, and most of them sounded.

This is also due to the fact that the current people don't listen to cross talk much, and they don't listen to much new cross talk on TV, let alone traditional life.

If it is placed in the future, Deyun Club will become popular, and the audience will almost be able to memorize all the lines directly.

"Let me speak? My heart says you let me speak, okay!! Don't let me speak, just let me speak, this is called a bird pressing the forest, a hundred birds and a green forest, boom ...... When I finished speaking, these people didn't even dare to breathe, so they turned around and left. ”

"What did you say?"

"As long as the dads don't fight, anything can happen."

"That's it!"

"Good ......"

This time, the applause and applause were much more sincere than at the beginning.

Of course, there are exceptions, such as Wang Shuo.

"What the hell!"