Chapter 163: Hilarious Kitchen Killer

"How much do you say about this?" Xi Yao slapped Jia Lu on the shoulder.

Jia Lu held up the plastic bag and said, "Twenty ......"

Xi Yao took a deep breath and almost fainted, "Cangtian, is this potato made of gold?" Three potatoes for twenty ......"

Jia Lu defended himself, "I also bargained......"

Xi Yao: "Then he is really kind, he can directly grab the money, and he will give you three potatoes as a result." ”

"I was wrong......

Xi Yao stretched out his hand, "Give me the money, you stand aside." If you buy it again, you'll have to take care of the pants. ”

Jia Lu was scolded, but he sneered, looked at Xi Yao glaring at him, and hurriedly handed over the remaining thirty to Xi Yao, Xi Yao looked at the potato and became angry, "Loser." ”

Jia Lu pursed his lips and smiled, "Well, I'll leave it to you." ”

Xi Yao: "Lack of heart." ”

Jiang Yanshu next to the two stalls was looking at them with a strange look.

"Wife, don't you think...... Are they a little different? Jiang Yanshu carried the vegetables in one hand and Gu Shicheng in the other, and did not forget to talk to her about gossip.

Gu Shicheng nodded, "A little." ”

"Hey, what's this, little couple, but also, whose potatoes are three or twenty, it's better to grab it." When they were giving change, the stall owner smiled and chatted with them.

Jiang Yanshu raised his eyebrows, "Huh? Husband and wife? ”

The stall owner raised his head, "Yes, you look like that, it must be a husband and wife." ”

Gu Shicheng shook his head and said to the stall owner with a smile, "No, we are friends, and the two of them are not husband and wife." ”

Jokes, the people invited have all dug up, husband and wife, how could she not know about this kind of thing. If it's after being on the show, then there's no hurry, and liquidated damages are also part of the income.

The stall owner was a little surprised, "Really? It looks like the wife disciplining the one in her own house. ”

Jiang Yanshu picked two more cucumbers, "Hey, big brother, look at me two, what do you look like?" ”

The stall owner waved his hand and smiled, "You two don't have to look at it!" It must be a husband and wife, and they have been married for some years, right? There are husband and wife! ”

Jiang Yanshu smiled so much that there was a crow's feet at the end of his eyes, "Yes, big brother's eyes are so good!" ”

Gu Shicheng looked at his innocent appearance and sighed in his heart, such a cute little child, how could she bear to push him out in the first place.

After a purchase, except for Li Feng and Qin Shi, there were no entries for cp, everyone else was hanging on the hot search list, and the protagonist of the first hot search, Xi Yao, looked at the entry and fell into contemplation.

"Me? Me and Garruk? Xi Yao scratched his ears and cheeks, "Who is the CP?" I tell you, even if I became a lily, I wouldn't like him as a loser! Can't cook yet! Twenty bucks for three potatoes! No, it's angry to talk about! ”

Jia Lu didn't say anything on the side, just raised his eyes to look, and then lowered his head to wash the vegetables.

In the hundred-square-meter kitchen, there is chattering, some people jumping and some people making pink bubbles.

Jiang Yanshu, who was originally going to show off his skills, stared at his wife's skillful movements and was sad.

"Wife...... Will you do it? Jiang Yanshu stared at him blankly.

Gu Shicheng nodded, and wiped the cut cucumber on the back of the knife, "Yes, it will be a little." ”

Jiang Yanshu lost a skill to attract his wife, this person is wilting, "a little bit ......"

"Teacher Jiang, I'm not a fool, I can still do a little bit of food." Gu Shicheng's tone sounded a little proud.

Gu Shicheng did it in one go, and a plate of pickled cucumbers was ready.

Jiang Yanshu looked at the plate of pickled cucumbers and couldn't wait to swallow it in one bite.

Gu Shicheng gave him a small piece, "Taste it." ”

Jiang Yanshu was like a puppy that had been shunned, and he immediately shook his head and tail happily, but his smile froze at the moment he ate the pickled cucumber.

What is it?

What exactly?

What kind of miracle can make Mr. Gu make a strange cucumber......

It's a cucumber!

Why is it so unpalatable that it makes you want to cry?!

Gu Shicheng looked at him expectantly, "How is it?" This should be the easiest, I'll just do this. ”

Jiang Yanshu tried hard to swallow the cucumber, then mobilized his facial muscles to piece together a smile, "It's delicious!" Worthy of my wife! ”

Jiang Yanshu burst into tears in his heart, Gu always really doesn't lie, he said that he would do a little bit, but it was really only a little bit......

"Yo! Mr. Gu will cook! I'll taste it. Xi Yao just cleaned up the fish and boiled the water, so he came over to take a look.

Gu Shicheng generously brought the dish over, took a pair of new chopsticks and handed it to Xi Yao, "Come on." ”

Xi Yao took a sip, tears rushed out, and Jiang Yanshu gave her a look in the back.

Xi Yao covered his mouth, "Sister...... It's really delicious. ”

Gu Shicheng's eyes lit up, it seemed that it was not bad, and he could make it for Ms. Cheng and Ran Ran to taste when he went back.

Xi Yao turned his back, oh my God, help! Such a skillful cutting technique, such a terrible dish...... So spicy, so sour, so salty, so sweet, so ...... Bad!

"Garruk!" Xi Yao adhered to the principle of sharing difficulties, she decisively tricked Jia Lu to kill, "Mr. Gu's dish, taste it, it's delicious, it's 10,000 times better than your messy potato sticks." ”

Gu Shicheng was a little flattered, "No, not ......"

Jia Lu really ran over, and when he came, he also brought Qin Shi, Li Fengfu, Takedai Cheng and others over by the way.

Song Yu, who was still a little indulged in his emotions, went down this mouthful of cucumbers, and the six roots were clean, and the Tianling cover seemed to be slapped open by someone, and it was transparent......

The crowd gathered around her, "How's it going?" ”

Song Yu decisively swallowed the word "help" and raised the potato chips with a smiley face, "It's very delicious!" ”

Jia Lu and Xi Yao cried at each other, Jia Lu's hands trembled, pointing at Xi Yao, unable to say a word. Xi Yao smiled happily.

Fu Zhu and Dai Cheng both said with tears in their eyes, it was delicious, but it was a pity that we couldn't eat spicy.

Qin Shi believed it to be true, and said that I was not afraid of spicy, so I ate it happily, but I almost bit my tongue.

Qin Shi bit his tongue and pulled Li Feng, "Brother, eat!" Really, don't lie to you, it's delicious! I've had so many great meals, only this one, the best! ”

Li Bong was deceived into looking for water all over the ground.

Qin Shi said with a big tongue, "It's okay, he can't eat spicy food, I said on behalf of my partner, this dry cucumber...... It's delicious! ”

"It's pickled cucumbers." Sheng Honeysuckle couldn't help but correct it, he always felt that this group of people was like knocking medicine.

Qin Shi waved his hand, "It's okay!" It's so delicious that my brain is down. ”

Sheng Honeysuckle looked at the pickled cucumber with half a plate left, "Mr. Shen, please, lady first." ”

Shen Yuntang was not polite, the moment she ate it in her mouth, she couldn't wait to grab the ground with her head, but as soon as she turned her head, she saw Gu Shicheng's eyes full of anticipation, she turned around again, saw Sheng Rongdong's inquiring face, closed her eyes and swallowed, "It's delicious!" Mr. Sheng, if you don't eat, you will suffer. ”

Sheng Honeysuckle reluctantly believed it, and reached out to clip a piece, this time, he will never forget.

"Mr. Gu......"

And everybody looked at him to see what he would say.

Jiang Yanshu and Shen Yuntang's eyes were naked threatening.

Shen Yuntang: Mr. Sheng doesn't want to wait to be punished, right?

Sheng Rongdong broke the words, crumpled them, reassembled them again, and said the most euphemistic words in his life, "Mr. Gu, you are like this...... Does the chef at home still have a chance to cook? ”

Gu Shicheng was puzzled: "That's not going to happen, this is the first time I've done it." ”

Sheng Honeysuckle looked at the pair of little CPs behind him, stabilized, looked at Gu Shicheng and said, "Won't you try?" ”

Before Jiang Yanshu could stop it, Gu Shicheng had already picked up a piece and ate it!

Gu Shicheng's facial features wrinkled together, "...... Oh, my God! ”

Sheng Honeysuckle realized their deceptive happiness, "Mr. Gu, is it delicious?" ”

Gu Shicheng: "Really, in order to deceive the next one, you also made a bloody ......"

Everyone: Woohoo!

Sheng Honeysuckle is still Sheng Honeysuckle, hurting people without soft-mouthedness, "Mr. Gu, in the future, professional things will still be handed over to professional people to do." You'd better go for business and love. ”

Gu Shicheng: ...... There is nothing wrong with that.

"I'll go!" Xi Yao exclaimed, "Look at the pot!" Wait a minute, it's mushy! ”

The kitchen was in a hurry again, shouting to add water and salt.

After being busy for an hour, everyone finally finished the dish, and Director Fang mysteriously came in and covered the plate.

Everyone sensed that something was wrong!

A rectangular table in the dining room, eleven seats.

Director Fang had already instructed the staff to put the dishes on the spot randomly, "Now, pick a position you like and sit down." ”

Jia Lu: "Guide, your heart is black. ”

Qin Shi: "Guide, from the moment you tricked me into the haunted house, I shouldn't continue to believe you." ”

Fang Dao burst one by one, "Hmph." Believe it or not, I let you eat and eat and a ghost pop up. ”

Xi Yao lifted the tablecloth and looked at it, "There are no ghosts." ”

Fang Dao:......

Jia Lu burst into laughter, "Director, my partner loves me." ”

Qin Shi turned his head and glared at Li Feng, and Li Feng asked, "Do you want me to help take a look?" ”

Qin Shi thought about that picture and didn't accept it well, "No, no, no, no need." ”

Fu Zhu stretched his neck and fanned his breath with his hand, "Orange, sit here, it's very fragrant!" ”

Jia Lu exclaimed, "! Dude, you need to play! ”

Qin Shi threw himself in front of the table, "Why don't you take us to play!" ”

A few people quickly seized the bubbling position, and the rest of the people found a random place to sit down.

Jia Lu: "No, if you are so calm, it will seem that we are stupid. ”

Xi Yao lifted the lid of the dinner plate and scolded him casually, "I'm stupid." ”

Jia Lu stopped talking, Gu Shicheng felt that these two people, one was affectionate and the other was a brother, and it was really a long way.

Xi Yao looked at the shredded potatoes in front of him and said, "If it's not delicious, I'll murder the chef on the spot." ”

Qin Shi answered, "I'll remember it for you." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, looking at the dish in front of him, he almost dropped his jaw in fright, in front of him was Gu Shicheng's pickled cucumber!

The crowd laughed, "It's not delicious to murder the chef." ”

Qin Shi waved his hand, "Joke!" How can it be! Mr. Gu's dishes...... Delicious! ”

When all the dishes on the table were revealed, the barrage was all brushing [all five poisons!] 】

Dai Cheng gave a thumbs up to the sauerkraut fish made by Xi Yao, "Sister! Delicious! I can't wait to lick the plate! ”

When Xi Yao heard such a real compliment, his face was so bad that he laughed, and he was careless for a while, so he picked up the lotus root and stuffed it into his mouth.

The moment she put it in her mouth, she stood up and ran into the toilet, vomiting in the dark.

Sheng Honeysuckle was frightened, he looked at Xi Yao who was holding the door, and quickly picked up the dishes to see, "I didn't poison it!" ”

Xi Yao covered his throat, "Mr. Sheng...... It's your lotus root...... There is sand! ”

Mr. Sheng: "Ah......? ”

Gu Shicheng calmly mended the knife, "Mr. Sheng, in the future, professional things will be left to professional people to do." You better go talk about business, after all, Mr. Sheng has no love to talk about. ”

Honeysuckle: ......

"It's okay, it's okay, right?" Jia Lu took the cold water and wanted to reach out and pat her on the back, but took it back.

This action was captured by the media and became a hot search again.

Xi Yao sat at the dining table weakly, "Mr. Sheng, are you ...... Really, I'd rather eat Mr. Gu's pickled cucumbers. ”

Honeysuckle: ...... Doubting myself.

"Who made this earth-shattering dish of ugliness?" Jiang Yanshu covered his face, "I made a fried chicken leg mushroom, so you won't punish me like this, right?" ”

Li Feng gave a pertinent evaluation, "It's shockingly cheap." This stuff will give you nightmares at night. ”

A plate of carrots that look like they have been gnawed by dogs, and an ugly smiley face, how weird it looks.