Chapter Fifty-Eight: When You Are Beaten, You Must Cry Out in Pain
Zhu Yuanzhang always felt that there was still one missing, but he couldn't think of it for a while, so he stared at these two goods fiercely:
"Tell me honestly, Liu Bowen's prescription was transferred by you?!"
"What, what's the prescription?" Zhu Di was confused.
"Lao Tzu told you to pretend to be garlic!" Zhu Yuanzhang rolled up his sleeves and looked around for the weapon in his hand.
His Royal Highness the Prince, who has eaten a trench and grown wise, quickly took off the sword on the wall and threw it directly on the top of the bookshelf.
Zhu Yuanzhang picked up the three-foot-long brass candlestick from the table again, and the prince quickly took it again.
"Daddy! Not to ......"
"Wronged, father!" Seeing this, Zhu Di also shouted aggrieved. "We just took leave to see him yesterday, and we didn't do anything! If you cheat, let us have no asshole when we have children! ”
Zhu Zhenxin said, there is no need to share this kind of thing, right?
"Fart, don't curse my grandson!" Zhu Yuanzhang was also furious, and bent down to take off his thick-soled cloth shoes. The prince didn't stop him this time, but just reminded:
"Don't slap ...... face"
"It's none of the fourth brother's business!" Seeing that the sole of the shoe was about to be slapped on the fourth brother's face, Zhu Zhen hurriedly said loudly: "Fang Zi was changed by me......"
Boss Zhu didn't stop, but still gave Zhu Di a big bibin with the sole of his shoe.
With a 'snap', His Royal Highness King Yan had a big shoe print on the left side of his face. It looks very aggrieved.
"The recipe was changed by your sixth brother?" Zhu Yuanzhang's gaze moved from the big shoe prints on Zhu Di's face to Zhu Zhen.
He beat me and sued his parents to let his father beat me. I want revenge, I want a tooth for a tooth, I want to let him have diarrhea! Zhu Zhen's milk said fiercely.
"You little lamb!" Zhu Yuanzhang raised the sole of his shoe to fan, but Zhu Biao hurriedly stopped him and said: "Dad, the sixth child is too young to slap his face, let's spank it, he has a lot of butt meat." ”
Saying that, Zhu Biao hugged Zhu Zhen by the waist, and protected his upper and lower bodies with his body and limbs, only exposing two pieces of fleshy buttocks outside.
'Papapa' Zhu Yuanzhang fanned Zhu Zhen and made Zhu Zhen scream.
In fact, the prince kept shaking his body, and most of the soles of his shoes were fanned against himself and his hands.
Zhu Zhen didn't feel much pain at all, but he kept in mind the iron rule of 'you must cry out for pain when you are beaten', so that it is possible to get a commutation of sentence.
must not be like the second brother, in order to be a good man, he was beaten without saying a word, so that his father thought that he had not been beaten, and he increased his strength vigorously......
"Say? Who gave you the prescription. Zhu Yuanzhang fought for a while, and listened to the baby's heartbreaking crying, and then remembered to continue the interrogation.
"Father, it's me." Zhu Hu hurriedly knelt down and stepped forward.
"Hey, Old Five, when did you come?" Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned for a moment, then slapped his head, and said angrily: "Let's remember, is that prescription prescribed to Liu Bowen?!" ”
"Don't blame my fifth brother for that, that's the diet pill I begged the fifth brother to prescribe for me! Fifth brother doesn't know anything! Zhu Zhen cried a handful of snot and tears, and shouted: "A good man is a good man, and I don't affect others." ”
"Diet pills?" Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned. "What the hell is that?"
"Isn't my father fat? I just want to lose weight. But that day, I learned a sentence in class: 'The king of Chu has a thin waist, and he starves to death in the palace.' I only learned that when the king of Chu liked to be slim, he starved himself to death in order to lose weight. ”
Zhu Zhen's snot bubbles flickered as he sobbed: "I'm scared, although I want to thin my waist, but I don't want to starve to death, so I asked the fifth brother, is there a medicine that can make people lose weight after eating, but also not hurt the body." The fifth brother has been studying for me for a long time, and he has personally tried the medicine for a long time, and the effect is very good. ”
"Yes, father, what the sixth brother said is true, except that he misunderstood the poem." The fifth brother said very strictly: "Erchen tried it himself, and it won't hurt anyone, so he gave the diet pill to the sixth child." He also knew that diet pills would not hurt people, so he would use them to tease Mr. Liu, so things were not so bad. ”
"Good guys, one set after another." Zhu Yuanzhang laughed angrily: "Do you know that Liu Bowen has pulled his pants?" Aren't things bad?! ”
"Then the father and the emperor should beat me, it's the medicine that the son dispensed for the sixth brother!" Zhu Hu stopped in front of the sixth child.
"Father, let's beat me!" The fourth brother, who had shoe prints on his face, also hurriedly stepped forward and stopped in front of the fifth and sixth and said: "Father, I took the sixth brother out, and I didn't teach him to learn well all day long, so if my father wants to beat me!" ”
"Father, what the fourth brother said is not right, this time it was the son who taught him ......" At this time, the third brother, who had been following to see the excitement, suddenly spoke.
"Are you going to rob me too?" The fourth said angrily.
"Shut up!" Zhu Yu glared at him and flashed in front of the fourth child.
"The whole thing is taught by the son, otherwise how could his little child's family come up with such an ingenious method?" Zhu Yu said very responsibly: "So if my father wants to fight, let's beat me and the fourth." ”
"it, ......" Zhu Di couldn't help but scold, the third child who was killed this day knew that he would not be beaten for himself.
"......" Zhu Zhen listened to it, and lay on his eldest brother's lap and sobbed: "Hu, nonsense, obviously I came up with it myself......"
"Wow, what a hot brother." Zhu Yuanzhang nodded with a straight face, glanced at King Qin, who was scratching his ears and cheeks, and said, "Second brother, you don't go up?" ”
"I'm stupid, I haven't figured out a reason yet." Zhu Fan scratched his head shyly, and suddenly patted his head and said, "I remembered, I remembered!" ”
"When, the sixth child was just to give me a head, and he formed a bond with Liu Ji!" After speaking, he pushed to the front, closed his eyes and said: "Father, father, the emperor will beat me first, and then beat the fourth child when I am tired." ”
'......' Zhu Di took another sip depressedly.
"Lamb, do you want to fight wheels when you are beaten?" Zhu Yuanzhang scolded, threw the shoes on the ground, and helped the second child to put them back on.
"We know what you little lambs think, but you are wrong, there is never a way to blame the people here, only to kill them all!" Then he sneered and said:
"If you are willing to accompany, then let's be beaten together!"
After speaking, Zhu Yuanzhang said loudly: "Take a few more sets of family methods!" ”
"Since it's family law." The prince suddenly said loudly: "Then hurry up and invite the queen mother to come over!" ”
"Bear, don't call mom!" Zhu Yuanzhang said loudly and angrily.
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The emperor wanted to fight five at a time, and the movement quickly became big......
As soon as the phoenix sedan chair landed, the anxious Concubine Niangniang jumped down and was about to break into the Wenhua Palace.
Wang Gonggong and Miao Shanggong were busy trying their best to hold her.
"Mother, Your Highness has ordered you, you are not allowed to enter!" Wang Gonggong's delicate and flower-like character, how can he hold her. Mainly rely on Miao Shanggong's efforts.
"Let me go, do you listen to him or to me?" Concubine Hu Chong struggled to break free, and her sideburns were scattered.
"Of course the slaves listen to the mother." Father-in-law Wang said softly: "But Niangniang has to listen to His Highness, doesn't she?" ”
"Of course I listen to my son, but he's going to be beaten inside!" Concubine Hu Chong was so anxious that she stomped her feet, and tears came down.
"He has so many brothers in it, as soon as the mother goes in, it will be your mother's business!" Miao Shanggong is still knowledgeable, and reminded in a rough voice: "Niangniang doesn't want His Highness to be beaten more because of you, right?" ”
"Uh......" Hu Chongfei's brain with excessive alcohol content shut down.
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