Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Deformation Meter

By the time the brothers had driven the ox cart into the courtyard and unloaded it, it was already dark.

"I'm starving, I'm starving......" The hungry sixth man shouted weakly.

"Let's eat dry food first." The fifth brother found half a cooking cake out of nowhere, which they sent on the way.

"I can't bite it......," the sixth said pitifully.

"Light the lights first, then make a fire and cook." The third gives orders.

"Then there must be a light first." Zhu Di didn't have a good airway, he searched through it just now, but he didn't find an oil lamp or a candle.

"Is it possible that people go to bed after dark?" The sixth reminded.

"Damn, it's possible." Zhu Di patted his head and said: "I remember that my father seems to have said that when he was a child, he slept directly under the quilt when it was dark. ”

"Maybe the poor can't afford to use oil lamps," Zhu Ye nodded, "or there are many stories of 'chiseling the wall to steal the light' and 'sac fireflies reflecting the snow'." ”

When the second brother heard this, he climbed up the wall and looked around, his mother's village was dark, and there was nowhere to steal the light.

However, he did not find it all without it, and by the bright moonlight, he saw a firewood pile not far from the opposite side of the alley. So he jumped down and hugged a big handful.

"Okay, sir, let's cook." Seeing that there was firewood, His Royal Highness the King of Jin gave orders again.

"Then there has to be fire first...... Zhu Di poured cold water on him again.

"Why, don't you even have the tools to make a fire?" Zhu didn't have a good airway.

"That's it." Zhu Di picked up two things and shook them.

By the light of the moon, Zhu can recognize that it is a fire sickle and a flint.

"You're a point, huh?" The third child urged: "Don't you often skip class to go to barbecue?" ”

"I used all the fire folds they prepared," Zhu Di said depressedly: "I pulled out my hat and shook it, and I blew it on the velvet and lit it." ”

"But I won't use this thing." After saying that, he wiped it for a while, only to see sparks splashing everywhere, but not to see the smoke of the velvet.

"Stupid, I'm coming!" The third child snatched the fire sickle, clicked and rubbed violently, but still saw only sparks, not smoke......

"I'll try, I'm very energetic." The second child took it and clicked it twice, not to mention, it was really different.

There was only a click, and the flint broke in two.

"It's over, let's sleep." The third and fourth shook their heads helplessly. "I'll figure it out tomorrow."

Zhu Zhen looked at this scene, and actually felt like he was watching the wilderness to survive.

He remembered that De Ye usually succeeded in making a fire on the third day, and he didn't know how many days his brothers would succeed.

"Alas......" The brothers sighed and opened the cover roll, and laid it on the kang indiscriminately, and then lay down in their clothes one after another.

In fact, they are not afraid of suffering and being tired, mainly because of the frustration of not being able to light a fire, which makes the proud sons of heaven who think very highly of themselves unbearable.

Feeling the depression of the group, Zhu Zhen felt that he should stand up and lead them out of the predicament.

But as soon as he thought about it, although he was a human being in two lives, he seemed to be inferior to his brothers in the face of his current situation.

The fourth brother can only use fire, and I can only use lighters......

"Alas......" Zhu Zhen also lay down with his clothes, and the fifth brother handed over the half of the cooking cake again, this time he didn't like it, and took it and gnawed and gnawed hard.

Nibbled and fell asleep......

"Mm-hmm, pig's trotters are delicious." I fell asleep and talked in my dreams.

"Old, sixth, that's my brother's hand, my hand ......"

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Early the next morning, Zhu Zhen was woken up by the sound of scolding.

"Fuck, who's arguing about this king?!" He got up with the breath of getting up, and sat for a while without anyone putting on his shoes, only to remember that Mu Xiang was not by his side, and now he had to rely on himself for everything.

I had to bend down slowly, pick up cotton shoes and put my feet on awkwardly.

When I got off the ground, it seemed that I was wearing it backwards.

No way, this is the first time that His Royal Highness the King of Chu has worn shoes by himself in his life.

Anyway, the shoes were big, and he didn't bother to change them, so he walked to the door wearing the wrong clothes.

Rubbing his sleepy eyes in the morning light, he saw an old man and several young adults in the courtyard, scolding the three brothers.

"What's going on?" Zhu Zhen asked the fifth brother in a low voice.

"That old man is the door, and he brought those people over in the morning and scolded the second brother for stealing firewood." Zhu Hu whispered.

"You, nonsense. I didn't go to your house. Firewood is placed on the street, no, not just taken? His Royal Highness King Qin blushed, how could he have thought that he would be slandered as a thief one day?

What the hell stole was a handful of firewood......

"That is, what you put outside, can you call it stealing?" The fourth child also took it for granted.

"You're just talking nonsense, you go out to see, whose firewood is not piled up at the door?" The old man was also angry, pointed to the street and said, "The old people are all put like this, can you not know?" ”

"I don't know." Zhu Fan scratched his head, and his arrogance decreased slightly.

"Okay, stop arguing." His Royal Highness King Jin waved his hand and said generously: "Wait for the future, this ...... People return you a car, no, ten cars of good firewood! It's okay now, right? ”

"Who wouldn't brag? Useless! Besides, did you just steal firewood? Before the old man could speak, the middle-aged man behind him said angrily:

"And the millstone in the village, which also stole back from you!"

"And the gate of my house!"

"My water tank!" The rest of the people followed suit.

"Good guy......" Zhu Zhen originally felt that the people in the village were making a big fuss, but now he knew that people would fight before they entered the door, which was enough to restrain him.

Of course, they didn't come to the door directly, not because of their quality, but because of his big-shouldered and round-waisted brothers, they can naturally make people talk well.

"We don't have to pay for it!" The purpose of the villagers is also very simple, that is, they want to get rid of people as soon as possible before they have taken root.

"Hurry up and pack up and go to other villages, we don't welcome you in Jinqiaokan!"

In order to strengthen the momentum, the villagers showed the shovels and door bars hidden behind them.

"Oh......" The brothers suddenly realized, it turned out that they wanted to use the excuse to pick people up.

"No, one yard is one yard, and you should pay for it!" Zhu Di immediately said loudly: "Second brother, return the grinding disc to them first!" ”

"Okay, okay!" Zhu Fan bent down and grabbed the stone grinding disc on the ground, lifted it easily, and then roared.

"Give it back to you!"

As he spoke, he made a fierce effort, and threw the two hundred and three-pound stone grinding disc directly over the heads of the villagers, and fell outside the courtyard wall with a bang.

Where have the villagers ever seen such a giant spirit god? It's also free to go together.

When the two forces were trembling, they were about to lose their grip on the hoe and the door bar......

"I'm going to get to the ground...... someone finally couldn't help but grease the soles of their feet.

"Yes, yes, I have to go home and eat, and there is a lot of work in the fields." Seeing that there was a leader, the rest of the people also hurriedly followed, and they dispersed in a blink of an eye.

"Hey, don't go, take the things back." Zhu shouted behind him.

"No, I've given it to you......" The villagers responded from afar.

"Hehe, fourth, you guessed right, scare and scare them and be honest." The second child smiled smugly.

"You bastards!" The third brother was so angry that he pointed at the second and fourth children and scolded: "The first day I returned to my hometown, I stole chickens and dogs, and our old Zhu family's face was lost to the two of you!" ”

"Our surname is Hong now, and we are losing the face of the old Hong family, not the old Zhu family." Zhu Di snorted and said: "Besides, I went from house to house, and the things in our courtyard were all removed by them, and now they are just returning them to their original owners!" ”

"If nothing else, the stone mill isn't from this courtyard, right?" Zhu said angrily.

"No, it's not. I thought that no one wanted it on the street, so I took it back and prepared it for practice. Zhu Fan whispered.

"Can the grinding disc be useless?" The third brother is crazy.

"I, I didn't know it was a grinding plate,......" Zhu Fan muttered weakly.

"But once upon a time in the barracks, I always watched the soldiers use that thing to train blocks." Zhu Di explained for him.

"Ignorance! Stupidity! "His Royal Highness the King of Jin can't wait to cut off relations with these two shameful goods." If you can't get anything back, you can get it back! For the common people, this is stealing! ”

"Okay, next, next time I'll ask first, no, no one wants to take it again." His Royal Highness King Qin is obedient.

"That's not going to work either!" Zhu is almost angry, and he doesn't know how the eldest brother handled these two goods.

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