Chapter 3: Bandit Talk
When the girl saw that I did not speak, she snorted again.
When Mr. Liu saw his daughter like this, he immediately collapsed, crying and was about to go up and hug him, I kicked him to keep him quiet.
Then, I feigned composure: "It's all the bells." (surname Wu)
The girl glared at me and regained her composure: "Ripe wheat, Eagle Catch Sun or Lima Laohe?" (The road is familiar, is it a member of the government or a bandit?) )
I didn't expect him to ask like this, and I was a little caught off guard, and I paused: "Dig the gossip." (A fortune teller who doesn't want money.) )
At this time, beads of sweat also appeared on my forehead, and I would only talk a little bit about the bandits, and if I continued to talk, I would definitely show timidity.
So, I turned against the customer: "What vine? (What's your last name?) )
"It's crooked."
I clenched my fists and arched my hand: "It turned out to be Xie in charge, disrespectful and disrespectful, how do you go, I will send you." ”
"The sharp fruit buds in the Guanyin field, the child in the dead period, there must be a bottom board for eating."
I hear it big, I know the meaning of these words alone, but when they are connected, I can only combine the context and guess approximately, Jianguo is a young and beautiful woman, budding is literal, Guanyin Field is the meaning of a woman as a bet, a child in the dead period is a woman for life, eating food represents a bandit, and the bottom board is a wife.
What is this, it's a bet, and it's a wife's.
Want to bet with me?
No, what he wanted to express was that he had slept with this girl, and he was going to take it away.
Damn.
It's all in this era, who is talking to you about bandits.
I slammed a heavy fist on the bedside table, I just wanted to have a seizure, but I felt that it was wrong, now I have no magic weapon, and I don't have a fairy family, and it may not be easy to hit hard.
So, I whispered, "Poisonous weeds." (The unrighteous one.) )
I originally intended that the bandit would also talk about morality, but I could only provoke him and then punish him.
But I was still careless, the old grandson just manipulated the girl's body and smiled contemptuously, and his tone was mocking: "Shoulder to shoulder, Laihezi has been inserted, and the sharp tsubaki." ”
This was a shameless remark, and he said that he would kill even his own brother, let alone this child.
Damn.
It's really shameless, I have to show you what I really do.
Thirteen needles of the ghost gate.
It stands to reason that this craft is not the craft of shamans and immortals, but the real acupuncture of Chinese medicine.
I don't know which ancestor discovered that the Thirteen Ghost Gates have a miraculous effect on exorcism, and since then it has been widely spread among shamans, but most of the people who know this craft are also engraved on the ranking.
"Mr. Liu, get me a needle."
The nanny hurriedly replied: "What needle?" ”
"If you have a silver needle, you can use a silver needle, and if you don't have a silver needle, you can use a sewing needle."
"Okay, I'll go."
Ghost seal, ghost palace, ghost cave, ghost base, ghost road, ghost city, ghost hall, ghost pillow, ghost heart, ghost leg, ghost letter, ghost camp, ghost hide.
These thirteen acupuncture points are pierced in a certain order, which can cure hysteria, and at the same time can seal the inner demons and external ghosts.
I took the large sewing needle and asked sharply, "If you can't go, you won't have a chance to go again." ”
"Don't go."
"Heh, I'm still afraid of you leaving."
"What do you want?"
"Yo, stop talking nonsense?"
The girl's eyes were rolling, as if she was trying to figure out a solution.
I also secretly calculated the position of the needle, according to the ancient books, where the body of the needle is the first ghost palace, the second needle ghost believes in everything, the first needle should be eaten in the ghost palace acupoint, that is, the junction of the upper third and the lower two-thirds of the middle nasal groove of the person.
But Mr. Liu said that the girl in front of her had the habit of buttoning her lower body, and she must also be a pervert, so I thought about it for a while and decided to play big.
The first acupuncture is hidden.
I looked at the voluptuous nanny: "Spread her legs apart." ”
Mr. Liu was a little surprised, he opened his mouth to stop it, but gritted his teeth and closed it again.
I can't control a lot, this ghost is hidden in the perineal acupoint, also called Yumentou, in the lower body.
There were extra finger scratches under the girl, and I didn't dare to look too closely, so I probably glanced at it and flew directly into the acupoint.
"Oops."
The girl roared with a boy, and the whole person sat up in an instant, her legs were straight and upturned, her abdomen was shrinking, the green tendons on her neck were irritable, and her face was hideous.
I shouted, "To go? ”
"Let's go."
"Where to go?"
"Millefeuille."
"How to get there?"
"Yellowstripe Baoding slipped through the smoke."
I snorted, "Please." ”
Then I found the incense burner and incense, lit three sticks, bowed first in all directions, and then turned the incense head down three times counterclockwise above the girl's head, and said, "Follow me, don't look back." ”
As I walked, I chanted, holding incense in my left hand and holding the incense burner in my right hand, and walked straight to the gate, where the Thousand Layers Ridge was the threshold, and I put the incense burner on the threshold, and then inserted the incense into it.
Suddenly, the three yellow incense sticks burned at an extremely strange speed, looking like someone was smoking a cigarette, and the incense head also popped out of the sparks.
Mr. Liu was already frightened, and he walked over tremblingly: "Wu, Master Wu, is this the end?" ”
I pulled him: "Don't block the wind, let the yellow cigarette float outside." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a click in the direction of the kitchen.
Mr. Liu and the nanny hugged each other in fright.
I gasped and walked to the kitchen.
In the kitchen, three floor tiles had cracked for no apparent reason, and one had already broken apart, shards scattered all around, as if something was about to emerge from the ground.
"Mr. Liu, the bones of the bandit are down there, find someone to dig them up, and then find a place with better feng shui to bury them."
"Okay, okay."
I nodded, and walked to the girl's bedroom, where she was already under the covers, her body trembling, her eyes looking at me in horror.
Mr. Liu also walked in, and the girl cried out, "Dad, I'm afraid." ”
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Dad is here."
As he spoke, Mr. Liu rushed to the bedside, and after picking up his daughter, his face kept supporting the girl's hair.
I sighed: "Mr. Liu, the matter is over, it is good to give birth to and raise, after the summer, the person will be fine, I will leave." ”
"Hey, hey, hey, wait, I haven't eaten."
He was so excited that he couldn't even speak a complete sentence.
I smiled, "Just find me a palm-sized piece of burlap." ”
"No, yes, money."
I put away my smiling face and began to speak, "I just need sackcloth." ”
This sackcloth is my future shroud.
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In Mr. Liu's thank-you and kneeling farewell, I left.
In the huge city, I wandered like duckweed, with no home and nowhere to go.
When I was 16 years old, Master forced me to leave the mountain village and travel to the big city, but as soon as I arrived, I met Mr. Liu at the first stop, and I squatted in the kiln for another two years, and now I am even more out of step with everything around me.
I tried to go to the sales office to get my old phone card back.
When I handed over my ID card, the salesman then took it and fell on the table with a click, I sniffed, I didn't expect the beautiful girl to have a big temper.