I'm a little speechless, why is it a fight haha, it's really not for sale.

At least Bao Yudrunk didn't tell me that there were local things for sale, and that thing was illegal, so I only sold fakes.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Uncle Chang lit a cigarette, tilted his head, and smoked obliquely.

I scolded him in my heart for how he did it, and he got the two points I hated the most.

"Baby, take the good things out."

I deliberately stumbled and said, "It's all here, no, it's gone." ”

"Fart, there must be, take it out."

I'm so angry in my heart, I can't have a bad day when I meet such a customer in the morning.

Uncle Chang pointed to a Tang Dynasty Yue kiln blue-glazed hollow inkstone and said, "This thing dares to sell for 1.4 million." ”

I smiled and said, "The price is all over the place, and the money is paid everywhere, this is just the price tag." ”

"What's the selling price?"

"Forty-four pieces of four." I know he can't tell the difference between four and ten, and he said that on purpose.

Uncle Chang's surprised cigarette ash fell on the counter and said, "What, the system is a block system?" ”

"No, it's forty-four four."

"Really, as long as it's a block?"

I deliberately learned his accent: "Yes, it's a block." ”

"I want it."

After speaking, he directly took out his mobile phone to scan the code, for fear that I would regret it, and directly turned over forty-six yuan.

"Pretty boy, I've paid the money, give me something."

I didn't hesitate, I just took out the inkstone and put it on the counter.

Uncle Chang picked up the inkstone with a happy face and fiddled back and forth in his hand.

Although it is fake, it can be sold for eighteen thousand, and I sell it so cheaply only because I don't know about my family's business, and I firmly believe that he can't take this thing.

"Can you make money selling things for this little money?"

I was stunned for a few seconds, and then said with a serious face: "This thing is not from our store, someone is consigning it here." ”

"Consignment? Sell so cheap? ”

"That's right, this thing is unlucky, the first few masters are all ruined, and in the end, this treasure owner is also dead, so I don't dare to leave this thing, put it on our consignment, only sell the system and block system."

Uncle Chang also reacted, and the cabinet directly put the inkstone on the table, and the expression on his face was very complicated, he liked it, but he didn't dare to touch it.

I smiled and said: "It's okay, it's all superstition, the treasure owner deliberately set this price, and it was also for the homonym of death, and he deliberately sent this out, nonsense, you don't have to think about it, I'll wrap it for you now?" ”

"Slow."

Uncle Chang stretched out his hand to stop me.

I feigned doubt: "What's wrong?" ”

"Oh, you street boy, why didn't you say it earlier, I don't want this thing, return the money to me."

"No, why? Don't be superstitious. ”

"Hit the streets, you dare to sell anything, fear ghosts and gods."

I was surprised and said, "Are there really ghosts?" ”

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I don't want anything, return the money."

"I can't go back." I'm absolutely sure.

"Hit the street, I don't want this thing."

"Then you won't refund the money, if you are taboo, you can only say that the forty-five yuan is for the small shop, and this inkstone has nothing to do with you."

Uncle Chang glared at me twice, left angrily, and when he walked to the door, he still wanted to grab a handful of copper pieces for five yuan and three, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he stopped again and left directly.

In a trance, I heard him curse.

I don't care, forty-five yuan, today's meal is enough, and I can add another dish in the evening.

Just when I was proud, Bao Yuzui's phone called, and as soon as he answered the phone, Bao Yuzui greeted directly: "Little boy, what did you sell for forty-five yuan again?" ”

"The bronze pieces at the door are five dollars for three, forty-five dollars and twenty-seven." I say it seriously.

"Okay, little boy, when I go back and find something missing, Lao Tzu castrated you."

"How's it going over there?"

"Let's go back, let's meet."

When I hung up, I thought it was funny, and when I think about it, I'm really fucking bad too.

Not long after, Bao Yu came back drunk, and I hurriedly asked, "How is it?" ”

"The master only said as soon as possible. He wants results, not processes. ”

I immediately put on a serious face: "What do you want to find the tomb of King Khan?" ”

"The jade seal of the country."

"No, definitely not, be honest with me, or I'll sell all your treasures."

Speaking of which, Bao Yudrunk hurriedly walked around the counter and carefully checked the shop, like a little daughter-in-law.

What they are looking for is definitely not the heirloom jade seal, but something deeper.

I deliberately mentioned the archaeological team, and Bao Yuzui can still report to the master according to my ideas, then she must know that as soon as the archaeological team makes a move, let alone the jade seal of the country, she can't even take out the coffin board.

Therefore, I concluded that they were not looking for the heirloom jade seal.

Is it something that is not focused?

Ancient?

Secret arts?

"Wu Nian, don't sell things indiscriminately, this is not a commodity, it's all props."

"Props?"

"That's right, we don't sell, the main thing is to collect, collect genuine, imitation."

"If you do it on a large scale, you won't be exposed." I asked, confused.

"Damn, you buy a four-sheep Fangzun, you dare to tell others."

I nodded, and after thinking about it, it really made sense.

As he was talking, Uncle Chang limped towards the shop.

I'm done thinking about the calf, this old boy must not be well-intentioned.

So, I quickly told me what had just happened, and Bao Yudrunk listened to it with a lewd face, and scolded me for not being a thing.

Damn, the money went into his pocket, and it was returned to the archway.

After a while, Uncle Chang really pushed open the door of the store, and when he came in, he put on the score: "Pounce on the boy, collect things, do you have the strength?" ”

I pretended to be stupid and said, "Power or strength?" What force? The power of the wilderness? ”

"Strength, are you rich?"

"Yes, I just made forty-five in the morning."

Uncle Chang glared at me, and then changed to a mysterious expression: "Show you something good." ”

As he spoke, he leaned over his phone and opened the photo album.

Oh my God, I suddenly felt five thunderbolts.

This old boy is playing all the way.

In the photo album, there are all corpses, including dried corpses, corpse wax, mummies, and incorruptible flesh soaked in potions.

"How's that, aren't they all pretty goods?" Uncle Chang said proudly.

Bao Yu came over drunk, just glanced at it, and then ran away covering his mouth, as if he was about to vomit in the next second.

I feigned horror: "These are all dead people, don't dare to accept them." ”

After saying that, I quickly summed up in my heart what this old boy wanted to do, all ancient corpses, deliberately scaring me?

No, it shouldn't be, he's not afraid of me reporting it?

Deliberately looking for a venue?

That's not right, this thing can't be exposed.

And there is one point, he is better at this bite, and he is still afraid of death, and even the homonym of death is taboo.

"Hit the street, do you dare to accept it?"

"Collect, you can deliver it to your door." I said without hesitation.