Chapter 134 I Sang Wildly and Walked the Waves
"Stop!"
"Where to run!"
"Grass mud horse, catch and stew with you!"
The sixth man rode the bull in front, and several red turban soldiers were panting and chasing after him, scolding and scolding while chasing.
This time they were really angry, and they were ready to teach him a good lesson and let out this bad breath.
"Ahh Zhu Zhen cried loudly, and the cow rushed into the reeds.
When he arrived at the position where the burden was hidden, he grabbed the horns of the cow, turned over and got off the cow, picked up the burden with his toes, and then with a force of his arms, he returned to the cow's back!
This set of actions, before the experience, he didn't want to do it at all.
Now one is thin...... Well, now it's a bit fatter again.
Second, he is taller, and his legs have grown by a ...... Well, it's still that short.
But he has been learning boxing and kicking with his brothers, and he is also practicing science in the Hong family's class, which has made him a lot more flexible, even if he is still a little fat man, he is also a flexible little fat man.
Only then can you use your feet to make a swallow to pick up the water and pick up the baggage. He lifted his leg again and hung it on the horns......
"Help, help......" and then he cried and drove the bull into the water.
Seeing that he could take a bath so early, the Great Sage of Pingtian was so happy that he kicked his legs and swam freely.
The Red Turbans who chased them to the water's edge were dumbfounded. From their point of view, the little fat man was completely chased by them in a panic, so he drove the ox into the water and escaped!
"You're coming back...... We're joking around! Afraid that he was really in danger, the Red Turban Army hurriedly put on a kind face, coaxed the little fat man and said: "Come back, we won't eat your cow, we will give you candy!" ”
"That's right...... We can't bear it without you. This is what they are saying, if the little fat man really has three long and two short, and his three King Kong brothers are back, how can they still live?
"I don't listen, I don't believe, I'm going to find my brother......" But the little fat man ignored it, and drove the ox farther and farther.
Then, under the terrifying gaze of the people on the shore, the man and the ox gradually sank, and finally completely disappeared into the morning mist-filled water.
"Holy, it's not really going to drown, is it?" After a while, someone recovered from the shock and shouted, "Save people!" That little fat man drowned, and we don't want to live! ”
At that moment, several Red Turban soldiers completely recalled the fear of being dominated by the square-faced giant King Kong, and they were so frightened that they jumped down to catch people. But the lake is very turbid, how can you find the place where one person and one cow have no roof?
"Go get a boat...... Seeing that it was impossible to get into the water with only three or two people, someone shouted again.
"Fart! Still too slow? The little leader who finally followed, covered his ribs and scolded: "How strict is the ship now?" What's the difference between getting a boat and turning yourself in! ”
"We can say that I saw him fall into the water when I passed by." A great wisdom said: "We are here to save people!" ”
"Someone has to believe it!" The little boss was so angry that he raised his hand and wanted to hit someone, but there was another pain, so he quickly covered his ribs and said, "Which of us do you think looks like a good person?" ”
"......" The subordinates thought that no one was a good person. So what do we do? ”
"Someone must have seen us chasing that kid." Someone worried.
"What else can be done? Thirty-six plans, go for the top plan. The little leader said depressedly: "If we don't run away before that brother comes back, we must die." ”
"But the ship is so strict, why should we escape?" The man asked.
"Stupid, let's build our own bamboo raft is ......," the little leader said weakly.
"Awesome, it has to be a big brother!" All the subordinates praised it one after another, and they just did it.
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The words are divided into two ends, just talking about Zhu Zhen, although the plan was very good, and the escape was smooth at first, but then something went wrong......
It's the diving wheel, it's not designed in advance.
According to his original plan, the big buffalo would swim directly into the distance and disappear into the mist.
Zhu Zhen forgot that the buffalo loves to dive, and as soon as the great sage is happy, he likes to dive into the water. Moreover, the lungs of the buffalo are the size of a buffalo and inhale so much air, so they can easily sneak underwater for a long time.
He can't say exactly how long it will take, but it's longer than he holds his breath......
As a result, Zhu Zhen was almost suffocated to death. Thanks to his quick reaction and pulling the horns of the bull upwards, he pulled up the bull's head at the last moment.
As soon as Zhu Zhen came out of the water, he coughed vigorously. Although he had been holding his breath, he still couldn't help but choke on several mouthfuls of water.
When he took a breath and calmed down, he found an even more tragic scene - the pair of horns of the Pingtian Great Sage were empty.
"What about my big baggage?" Zhu Zhen hurriedly asked with a gesture, shook his horns and asked loudly, "Where did I go with my burden here?" ”
The big buffalo pretended not to understand and continued to swim forward silently.
"Longevity, that's my dry food! One or two hundred miles ahead, you asked me to ask for food to go back to Linhuai! ”
The Great Sage of Pingtian shook his little tail, as if to say, the son inherits his father's business, and there is no shame.
"My father first asked for food, then rebelled, and finally became the emperor, and there is no shame in the rise of people's careers! I am the prince first, then the rebellion, and finally the food, I will lose the dead! ”
Zhu Zhen was depressed and babbling nonsense for a while before he came back to his senses.
The guiding light of survival in the wilderness taught him that if you don't have food, you have to save your energy, and meaningless shouting will also waste your physical strength.
He first looked at the rising sun, adjusted the direction of his amphibious new energy convertible pickup, and let the big buffalo move in the direction of the sun on his back.
Then I thought about a solution in the stable leather seats.
It is definitely not possible to go back to the sandbank, even if you are not killed by those people, this method can only be used once, and even the second brother can't be deceived if you want to repeat the old tricks.
And he is barely a good person, and he can't watch hundreds of thousands of people in Linhuai County die in the flood.
Not to mention his dear big brother and that resentful father......
So he's going all the way west and never looking back!
Then we have to think about how to go to Linhuai, two hundred miles away, without any penniless and no grain of food.
Another Qi Instructor, Bei Ye, said that there are four elements of survival in the wild, water, fire, food and shelter.
Water, this is on the lake, the worry is not to drown.
There is no need for fire, and Hongze Lake in late July does not need to be heated yet.
Neither do shelters, the same goes for them.
So the most important thing is food. The old cow said that on the small sandbanks that can be seen everywhere in the shallow water lake, there are all kinds of grasses that he likes to eat. Don't be greedy and get diarrhea. Otherwise, how can you drink water while swimming?
As for yourself, eating wild vegetables raw? Now that the season of eating wild vegetables has passed, the Pingtian Great Sage who is so old that he only has four stomachs can eat it.
Even if you barely eat something and talk about nothing, but without the fifth brother to follow, you may still be poisoned, and you really can't make it.
It seems that before going ashore, he can only rely on his own fat to hold on. Although the scientific saying is that you can't starve to death for seven days without eating, he estimates that he will faint from hunger in three days at most.
Therefore, while starving for nine meals in three days, he should strive to go ashore in three days, find someone's house, and then follow in the footsteps of his father and start begging for food......
Well, going around and around, I still have to ask for food all the way back to Linhuai in the end.
This is the next plan of His Royal Highness the King of Chu.
"Hey, is this the fate of the king?" Zhu Zhen let out a long sigh and drove the ox to the nearest sandbar to the west......
ps. Chapter II.
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