Chapter 218: Give the old thief a slap in the face

Then there was a gift from the fourth child, and Zhu Di presented a small wooden box made by himself, carved and lacquered.

Zhu Yuanzhang opened the box and saw that it was a letter of appointment issued by the Metropolitan Governor's Office.

Put on the glasses and pick them up to read them, and saw that because Hong Ji performed well in the three tests of the bow and crossbow gun in this year's autumn exercises, he was promoted

He is the small flag officer of Yulinwei.

"Okay, good, the fourth kid is really competitive." Zhu Yuanzhang handed it to Queen Ma, and Queen Ma was also full of praise.

The fourth child has only been in the camp for ten days, and he has been promoted from an ordinary non-commissioned officer to an officer, how can the old father not be happy?

Well, absolutely no one cares. Isn't it because his cousin is the head of the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion......

Then there is the fifth child, the birthday gift that His Royal Highness King Wu gave to his old father, which was a bottle of Ten Perfect Tonic Pills concocted by himself.

"This is the son of the minister under the guidance of several imperial doctors, based on the "Taiping Huimin and Pharmacy Formula" in the Ten Perfect Tonic Pills, the production of better efficacy, more convenient to take the Ten Perfect Tonic Pills, the father worked day and night, very hard, eat one pill a day, you can be fierce and full of energy." Lao Wu lowered his head and whispered.

"Hahaha. Well, it's also a piece of filial piety. Zhu Yuanzhang said in his heart that this child is really sensible and knows that the old father is old. It seems that it is right to let a son study medicine. But the face is still full of indifference:

"But for my father, I am already fierce and fierce, and I can't finish my whole body, so I don't need to eat this."

Queen Ma glanced at him when she heard this, and turned her head.

Boss Zhu felt weak for a while, and said to Gong Wu: "Old Wu, take it first, a piece of the child's heart." ”

"Yes." Gonggong Wu responded and took the bottle of Ten Perfection Tonic Pills.

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followed by the sixth child, who gave Lao Zhu a slap.

To be precise, it is a palm made of sandalwood, with a clump of black and white short hairs on the palm and a long handle.

"What the hell is this?" Zhu Yuanzhang was puzzled and asked: "What's the matter, I don't think my father's soles are enjoyable, and I'm going to bring my own torture tools?" ”

'Be a man. Queen Ma gave him a blank look.

"It's an itch I made, and it's called 'Give You a Slap', and I love to use it." Zhu Zhen pouted and didn't look over. "It's not uncommon, just throw it away."

"What a waste of throwing it away." Zhu Yuanzhang touched the hair on his head, it felt hard and hard, and it didn't pierce people, judging from his years of experience in tickling, this thing must be very suitable for tickling.

Then he couldn't wait for the 'slap in the face' to be inserted into his collar and tried it up and down in public.

"Oh~~~~" Boss Zhu couldn't help but make a strange sound, this feeling is not comparable to jade Ruyi and bamboo and wood scratching. The tickling sensation is completely comparable to that of a human fingernail, and the itching effect is even higher than that of a human hand.

"What kind of hair is this?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked curiously.

"I won't tell you." How dare Zhu Zhen talk nonsense. In case of imitation, Nanjing's only giant panda will be turned bald in the blink of an eye.

"This kid is duplicitous." Zhu Yuanzhang thought that he was still messing with himself.

The heart said that this old six is so twisted. It's clear that you have a filial piety to us, so you can't express it well?

'Give your mother a slap', it's really close to his mother......

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The gifts of the sons in the future do not need to be repeated. Anyway, it was all picked by their mother.

Now it's the courtier's turn......

What made Zhu Yuanzhang a little faceless was that the Korean duke, the head of the hundred officials, did not have a congratulatory watch or a birthday gift.

Of course, people didn't come.

Although the monarch and the ministers have chosen to ignore this matter. But the more this happens, the heavier the shadow that this incident casts on my heart.

Then Wei Guogong did not come to congratulate the emperor on his birthday. Although he prepared a birthday gift, he himself was in Nanjing......

Seeing the inquiring gaze of his father. The prince leaned into his ear and whispered:

"Last night, the Weiguo Mansion went out of the water."

"On fire? Are people alright? Zhu Yuanzhang asked in a low voice.

"Wei Guogong himself is fine, but the embroidery building where his eldest daughter lives was burned, and people were also burned to death." The prince whispered.

"His eldest daughter?" Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes lit up.

"Yes." The prince nodded slightly.

"......" Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes became extremely complicated, with doubts, surprises and a hint of anger, but he suppressed it again.

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"What, Miss Deng is gone?" After the dispersal of the dynasty, the king of Qin also learned of the bad news and was so shocked that he didn't stutter.

After a long pause, he suddenly grinned and wanted to cry.

Before he could cry, he was tightly covered by the third and fourth children and dragged to the palace where there was no one on the side.

Zhu Zhen followed in and slammed the door shut.

"You, what are you doing?" The second brother's eyes widened and he glared at the two younger brothers. If it weren't for the two of them, he would have gone crazy just now.

"What day is it today, you are mourning?" The third child was so angry that he was speechless.

"That's it, my father's birthday, you dare to cry in public, I'm afraid it's not as simple as your ass blooming!" The fourth child also said urgently.

"You, you are full, and the full man does not know that the hungry man is hungry." The second child sobbed aggrievedly: "Woo, I, why is it so difficult for me to marry a daughter-in-law?" ”

"Damn, I'm still a virgin." The fourth said depressedly.

"Then you, you also have hope, Miss Xu is fine." The snot from the second crying came down. "I, what about me, there's no drama again."

The third child looked at the sixth child who followed up silently, and signaled that he was almost ready to start.

"Second brother, I know you are bitter in your heart." Zhu Zhen walked to Zhu Fan and sat down.

"Uh-huh." Zhu Fan nodded vigorously, hugged his beloved sixth child, and cried aggrieved again.

"Stop!" The third and fourth hurriedly shouted to stop, first, to tell him not to cry. The second is to tell him not to work hard. Beware of strangling the sixth child to death......

The sixth didn't die so easily, but he almost didn't faint.

"Second brother, don't get excited, listen to what I say." Zhu Zhen took the opportunity to break free from the second child's bear hug, and opened a safe distance from him: "Today, all the officials are in the palace to congratulate the old father on his birthday, no matter how uncomfortable you are, you can't cry out loud." ”

"Hmm......" The second child was even more aggrieved, and he had to cover his mouth vigorously to keep himself from crying.

"But it's not a way for us to just let the second brother endure it." The third said.

"yes, what's the solution?" Although the fourth child didn't know what they were going to do, the sense of cooperation they had developed in their hometown had not been lost.

"The second master Guan Yunchang, whom the second brother admires the most, scrapes the bones to cure the poison, how can he not cry out for pain?" The sixth continued.

"He invites people to drink and eat barbecue and brag about it!" The third child took over.

"Uh......" Zhu Zhen was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, didn't he play chess with Ma Liang?

But he didn't dare to question the third brother's knowledge, he would only doubt himself, could it be that I watched this "Fake Three Kingdoms"?

On second thought, it's true. Isn't "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" a fake Three Kingdoms......

The real Guan Yu did scrape his bones to cure the poison, but at that time, Hua Tuo's grave grass was old. Scraping his bones to cure poison is a military doctor in the battalion.

And Guan Gong didn't pretend to be so forced to play chess with Ma Liang, he called everyone to drink together to fight the pain.

ps: But Guan Erye is not fake at all.

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms" says that he '...... Yu then stretched out his arm to order the doctor to split. Shi Yu Shi invited the generals to eat and drink oppositely, the blood in the arm flowed away, and the feather cut the wine, laughing freely. ’

There is one more chapter, that's for sure.

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