Chapter 240: The Empty Ear Queen
When she went out for inspection, Wang's mother also gave red envelopes to the officers and soldiers guarding the door, thanking them for their accommodation in the past year, and hoping that they would continue to be accommodating in the new year......
The officers and soldiers guarding the door were overjoyed, and kowtowed to His Royal Highness the King of Chu to thank him, and the leading Qianhu also said that His Royal Highness didn't talk about riding a bull, even if he rode a dog and a bear in and out, they only didn't see it.
"Hahaha, it's a deal." His Royal Highness the King of Chu responded and rode a bull out of Donghua Gate.
Outside the Donghua Gate, his second uncle Hu Bo and cousin Hu Xian had been waiting for a long time.
Hu Xian is still such a talent, with two thick eyebrows.
What is outrageous is the second uncle's beard with a big head, a big neck, and thick eyebrows, and on a cold day, he also wears an open coat, revealing his heart hair.
The only difference from summer is that the small twist braid of the heart guard hair comb does not use red rope, but uses green rope. At first glance, it is the year of the natal year......
"Your Highness, blessed New Year." Hu Silk Hu Xian stepped forward affectionately and kowtowed to His Royal Highness the King of Chu.
"Second uncle, cousin, it's time to say good luck for the New Year." Zhu Zhen pulled up the two of them with a smile, looked at Hu Bo and asked, "Second uncle, aren't you cold?" Less than my cows wear. ”
"It's okay, the second uncle has kung fu." Hu Bo patted his exaggerated pectoralis muscles and said: "True yang is all over the body, and the cold and heat do not invade!" ”
"The second uncle mainly lives a living." Hu Xian said with a smile: "This can save money for making cotton jackets and pants." ”
"It's really Niu Boyi." Zhu Zhen praised from the bottom of his heart.
The family laughed and went to Hufu in Nancheng.
Halfway through, the second uncle's expression suddenly changed, he stood on tiptoe.
"What's wrong, second uncle?" Zhu Zhen tilted his head and asked.
"There is a situation." Hu Bo gasped and said, "My stomach hurts." ”
"Normal, open in winter." The eldest nephew, Hu Xian, teased: "How many times have you told the second uncle, the heart hair is not warm." ”
"Little rabbit, don't talk about it." Hu Bao clamped two gluteus maximus muscles, which were as developed as the pectoralis major muscles, and spoke with a trill.
"Mother Wang, borrow this king's horse from the second uncle." Zhu Zhen went out in casual clothes, although she didn't bring a guard of honor, but Wang Ma still brought a spittoon, toilet, water bottle, and snack box.
"Thou shalt not trespass." Hu Bo resolutely refused: "At the end of today, I will be able to use His Highness's horse, and tomorrow will definitely be even more excessive." ”
"Go home." Before the words fell, the second uncle moved forward with his buttocks.
"Okay." Everyone quickened their pace, only to see Hu Bao holding back, enduring, and moving forward with difficulty, but his face became more and more pale, and his thighs did not dare to split when he walked.
"I can't help but solve it on the side of the road." His Royal Highness the King of Chu said again: "There is great goodness behind that tree, and this king has not been there for convenience. ”
"No, go home, the fertilizer and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders." Hu Bo shook his head and insisted.
"Damn, my second uncle will live better than my father." Zhu Zhen was speechless.
"Alas, in fact, my father and my second uncle are not simply stingy, they are very good to the family slaves, but in their own lives, they can always save money." Hu Xian felt that he would have to mix under His Royal Highness the King of Chu in the future, and he couldn't let him leave a bad impression of his own family.
"This is a problem that fell when I was in the village. At that time, there were many people who came to defect, and there was not enough food to eat, so my grandfather, my father and my second uncle could only take the lead in frugality.
Later, they found that as long as they were so frugal, the people below would be very sensible, and the team would be much easier. So they regarded thrifty housekeeping as a magic weapon, and for decades, they finally went crazy. Hu Xian complained depressedly.
"That's right." Zhu Zhen was stunned.
"No, no, I can't help it." After walking forward for nearly a hundred feet, the second uncle finally couldn't help it, covered his butt and rushed to the alley on the side of the road, and bent down to pick up a piece of soil from the ground when he entered.
"It's for rubbing." Hu Xian said helplessly: "He is reluctant to use straw paper." ”
"He is worthy of being a kung fu person." Zhu Zhen exclaimed.
The two complained a few words, and saw the second uncle coming out of it with a smile on his face.
"What, you picked up the money?" The eldest nephew asked.
"So fast?" The eldest nephew asked, "He is worthy of being a kung fu person." ”
"It's not." Hu Bo triumphantly stroked his pigtails and said, "Guess what, it's not poop, it's just a fart." ”
"Oh." The eldest nephew suddenly didn't let the fat water outflow, and for his family, it was just picking up money.
"The second uncle is not really living a life yet. If you really live, you should stay home and blow the lantern! His Royal Highness the King of Chu couldn't help laughing.
"Alas, Your Highness's words are wrong, our house doesn't light up in the daytime, if it's night, I will definitely go home and put it." Hu Bo smiled proudly.
"Hahaha......" The eldest nephew and eldest nephew laughed.
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When Zhu Zhen came to Hu Mansion, the old lady, the old lady, and Wu Changbo and his wife led the whole family to greet him at the door.
The whole street is covered with loess and sprinkled with water. The entrance of Hu's mansion is also blocked with a fence to prevent idle people from waiting for His Royal Highness to watch.
When the king of Fuchu got off the cow, Hu Xian whispered to him: "Your Highness, my grandmother and your grandmother are not accustomed to water and soil, and now the back of the ear is getting more and more powerful, and when you talk later, the donkey's lips may not be the horse's mouth." ”
"Hmm." Zhu Zhen nodded, and stepped forward with a smile on his face, and after everyone in the Hu Mansion kowtowed to him, he also kowtowed to the old lady and the old lady.
"Oh, Your Highness can't do it." Mrs. Hu hurriedly carried him like a chicken and lifted him up.
"Grandpa, this is my mother's entrustment, let me kowtow to the second elder for her." King Chu smiled bitterly.
"Okay then." Mrs. Hu pressed him to the ground again.
"What?" The old lady asked strangely, "Are you a little tadpole that can't fly?" ”
"......" The corners of Zhu Zhen's mouth twitched, what kind of empty diva is this?
"Good grandson, don't care, just because your grandmother is talking in her sleep." Hu Dabang mallet was also helpless.
"What, Your Highness can still paint ink paintings?" The old lady happily held the sixth child's hand, and said happily as she walked inside: "My grandson is really powerful, he can be literate and martial." ”
"Haha, grandma, you really have a vision." Zhu Zhen thought it was very interesting.
"What, you want candy?" The old lady said kindly: "I have prepared a lot for His Royal Highness, go in and eat enough." ”
"I can't eat sugar, I have diarrhea after eating it." Zhu Zhen said depressedly.
"Do you still want to eat mung bean porridge?" The old lady said sadly: "This child doesn't enjoy any happiness in the palace. ”
"That's right, my father can pick the door."
"I still want to eat a big bowl of lasasagna, and there are some of them." The old lady couldn't help wiping her tears and said, "Look, what do you want to eat for this New Year?" ”
As he spoke, he instructed his daughter-in-law: "Roll out wide noodles for His Highness to eat, and make a few more kinds of marinade." ”
"Haha, grandma really loves me." The sixth child smiled and hugged the old lady, which was really closer than his grandson.
"Your Highness wants to visit more? That's a good feeling. ”
The Hu family was stupid. His Royal Highness the King of Chu What level of comprehension is this, and is the communication so smooth......
(End of chapter)