Chapter 494: Talent
"Of course, it's not enough to have talent, you have to study hard and practice hard to become an excellent 'poor teacher'." The sixth wears a flowering hat and a knotted shirt. The old mat piece is against the broken felt strip, and the short bamboo root is matched with the rough bowl, which is quite professional.
"What is the Poor Cult?" Liu Li is still dressed as when she left Nanjing, but this time she paid attention to blackening her neck with the bottom of the pot.
"Still a beggar." Luo Guanzhong naturally understood very well, but he was also very unhappy, because it was impossible for a beggar to wear glasses, so he returned to the state of chrysanthemum eyes.
The most uncomfortable thing for this person is to gain and lose, and Mr. Luo, who has been accustomed to the clear world, is very unhappy about returning to the state of seeing flowers in the fog.
It doesn't matter if he's cool or not, the sixth child is very cool anyway. Getting rid of his original identity and environment, and picking up bamboo sticks and broken bowls again, he felt that his soul was free.
"At the beginning in Fengyang, my brother's rations were looted by gangsters, so he could only go to the street to sell his art, begging along the street to make a living, and he practiced the ability to ask for money." He was triumphant and boasted, not ashamed at all, but proud.
"What? You have to learn to beg for food, so don't you just have to have hands? Liu Li's face was full of curiosity, and he deserved to be the king of his cousin's show.
"That's not it. There is knowledge in any industry, and in our industry, those who have hands really don't have to be hands. The sixth shook his head and said.
"It's true, the lack of arms and legs is the advantage of the poor sect, and they beg for food more than others." As one of the authors of "Water Margin", Mr. Luo's understanding of the bottom is actually far greater than that of the sixth child.
"That's right, every day it's just 'okay old lady, poor and pitiful, I haven't eaten for three days', so what's the technical content? We all call this kind of person a 'hand-out-stretching general', and if you can't bear it, you will ask for the least food. The sixth child looked down on those beggars who didn't like to study technology, and said with an expression of hatred that iron is not steel:
"It's all reduced to being beggars, and it's not good to reflect! You have to pay attention to a comparative advantage in everything, you have to have a selling point - make snakes, dogs, monkeys, knock on the board and sing Yanghua, you have to have one or two things, right? ”
"Oh." Liu Li said suddenly: "It turns out that my cousin likes to raise animals, not for fun, but to study business." ”
"Not really, having a pet is purely a personal hobby." The sixth shook his head and said, "We mainly study the kung fu of the mouth, and we don't need to use animal performances." ”
"That's, as soon as the head of the group opened his mouth, it was really a mess." Luo Guanzhong didn't say the opposite this time, but he had heard the sixth allegro's allegro in Fengyang, which was really an empty alley and fascinating.
Therefore, their old Zhu family has the talent to ask for food......
"Cousin, let's take a while!" Liu Li, the king of the show, is very popular.
"Ahem, not today, I didn't bring the guys." The sixth coughed.
"That's a pity......" Liu Li looked regretful.
"It's okay, I'll bring it to you." Luo Guanzhong coldly took out a pair of motherboards. Since he knew that the sixth child was going to pretend to be a beggar on the street, he was looking forward to hearing Allegro again.
"You're really fine." The sixth rolled his eyes angrily, took the bamboo board and hit it twice, and the feeling of rustiness disappeared. Then he got up and said: "It's not me who blows, as long as I bring this board, I will go around the world penniless." ”
"That's amazing!" The sixth child lost himself in Liu Li's praise one after another. Let them pick a random shop and show it to them.
"Then this one." Liu Li was afraid that it would be too difficult for him, so he pointed to a blacksmith shop.
"Good ......" Lao Liu thought for a while, then walked to the door of the store that had just lit the fire and was about to open, and knocked on the bamboo board.
After a while, he successfully led the shopkeeper and his men to the door, but with iron tongs and hammers in his hands, he was ready to kill people.
"Ladies and gentlemen, don't get angry, listen to me first." The sixth child was not in a hurry, and sang on the board:
"Ding Ding Ding, Dang Dang, Lao Jun Furnace, Blazing. Laojun furnace, the fire is rising, worship Laojun first and then worship Ling, you are Laojun's apprentice......"
Have the blacksmiths ever heard of such a thing? How can people hold it so comfortably? I knew that my grandfather was Taishang Laojun.
After listening to the treasure for a long time, the shopkeeper listened to the whole body Shutai, and he was very happy, and hurriedly said: "Look at the reward." ”
asked the guy to take an iron pot to the sixth child.
The owner of the shoe shop on the side was very hot when he heard this, and took the initiative to say to the sixth child: "You also give me such a paragraph, well, I will give you a pair of shoes for each of you." ”
"Wang Chan Ancestor really has a share, and he accepted an apprentice named Sun Bin. Sun Binye, put down the mountain, and then left shoes and socks. The sixth child immediately knocked on the bamboo board, turned to the door of the shoe shop, and sang eloquently:
"Sun Bin Ancestor went down the mountain early, and went down the mountain with a few treasures, awl scissors, crescent moon knives. Crescent moon knife, bright and dignified, first cut the bottom, then cut the gang, a whole pair of hinges. The master did a good job, and his ass sat on the mazar. One on the left, one on the right, you have a fortune in this business. Tie an awl through the line, and it will not bloom for three or five years......"
"Okay, good, take your good words." The owner of the shoe shop was also very open, and sure enough, he asked the guy to take the cloth shoes and give them to the old six gang.
The owner of Renhetang Pharmacy over there is the richest man on the entire street, how can he be left behind? asked the sixth child to sing a section as well.
"Renhetang, the old pharmacy, the boss is like a king of freedom. The medicine prince sat on it, and the top ten famous doctors were lined up on both sides. Worship the medicine queen first and then worship you, you are the eldest apprentice of the medicine king......"
"Hahaha!" The owner of the pharmacy was really happy, and he didn't search like the previous two, and directly asked people to take a string of money and reward it to the one who asked for food......
The sixth sang all the way like this, coaxing the owners of the shops along the street to be very happy, and then saying that those who do business, which one has no comparison mentality?
As a result, several people had to hold the reward together before they could get it.
"Tuantou, it's a pity that you don't eat this bowl of rice." Luo Guanzhong carried a seven-catty grass carp rewarded by the owner of the aquatic product shop, and praised it sincerely. He has always felt that it is a crime for the sixth child to stop engaging in quyi.
"Hey, leave someone else alive." The sixth said triumphantly: "It's too pitiful to be a beggar, and to roll up in the industry." ”
"My cousin is amazing." Liu Li's eyes lit up, and he looked at the sixth child with admiration: "I also want to learn this." ”
"Okay, okay, cousin has to teach you in the air, let's ask for food together, the effect is better." The sixth said happily.
Just as the group was so excited about the food that they almost forgot the purpose of coming out, Hu Quan suddenly whispered: "Tuantou, we let people target us." ”
"Xiong Qitai's people?" The sixth asked in a low voice.
"No, it's a peer ......," Hu Quan replied.
(End of chapter)