Chapter 21: Drama and Punishment! Old iron!
The sun is slanting in the west, and the clouds are like Dan. The sound of gold and iron in the grass house lasted for an afternoon.
Feeling the shadow behind him, Ke Laotie stopped forging.
Sweating profusely, he picked up the thick iron like a rotten flatbread and sighed: "A rare piece of iron in my life!" Forging with fine charcoal for three months has not yet taken shape. Looks like we have to do something different. ”
"Lao Tie, my knife is broken again."
A sudden sound in his ears frightened the old man.
When he turned around and saw Luo Fan standing in front of the window, the old man glared angrily: "It's broken again!" Do you know how to use a knife? What are you doing with my knife? The old man's casting art is unique in the world, and the weapons he fights are not bad for thirty or fifty years. How do you use a handful of waste a day. You and I will only give you a knife when I am idle. ”
Luo Fan threw the broken knife on the tool table and replied, "Hey! I didn't settle accounts with you, but you took a bite of me first. With your technology, you are still the best in the world? I think you're bragging. You can break a watermelon with this broken knife, and I was almost killed by you. See for yourself, what the hell this is going on! ”
The old man picked up the broken knife and looked at it carefully, but saw that the entire blade of the knife had been polished, and the tip of the broken knife had been pierced with a hole.
The old man's eyes opened, and he exclaimed, "What a strong force." The first sword crushed each other, and the edge of the knife was completely smoothed. Another sword stabbed the knife severe. If this kind of strength can be achieved, Qicheng will also be Zhao Xue's Qin Wu stabbing horse, right? Impossible, how could you kid escape from Zhao Xue's hands? Say, how the hell is grinding it out! ”
Luo Fan smiled: "Old thing, you have a little eyesight!" It was Zhao Xue's vajra sword that stabbed it. I said Lao Tie, don't fool people with the scraps of refining, hurry up and bring the good knife of the housekeeper. The next time the knife is broken, I will have to be a ghost to come to you to collect debts. ”
The old man's eyes darkened: "Hey! Boy, look for a smoke. Dare I say my knife is a wreckage. No one in the world dares to speak to Lao Tzu like this. Not to mention ordinary steel knives, there are a few weapons in the world that can compare to Zhao Xue's King Kong sword. Isn't it a waste of things for you kid to touch my good knife! ”
Luo Fan was so annoyed that he squirted: "Phew! Waste something? Have you ever heard of anyone who risked his life to waste it? Isn't my life better than a broken knife of yours? You can't do it, you go home to retire, why do you stay here to harm people? Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and give me the good ones. Thinking that you are old, I will not sue you for murder for money. Otherwise, see how I fix you! ”
The old man glared at him with a black face, and grinned angrily: "Hey, the little cub is crazy!" I don't know, I thought Hades was your second uncle. When did the Chief Catcher come here, you fanatic! The fart is gone. According to the rules, a public can only be equipped with one weapon. If it is damaged, it can only be replaced once a year. No matter how bad it is, you have to pay for it yourself, and if you want a knife, you will get fifty taels of silver first! ”
Luo Fan stared in shock, and sneered unceremoniously: "Fifty taels of silver? I thought I was thick-skinned, but I didn't think that you were not only older and uglier than me, but also more shameless than me. You're getting so old that you're almost buried in the ground, why do you want so much money? Buy fire paper and keep it ready! I'm afraid that I'll suffer from the consequences of doing too many bad things, right? You can buy a car for ten taels of silver on the street with a broken knife! I have a good relationship with Lord Yama, otherwise who would dare to use your knife. Hurry up and give me a knife, or I'll burn down your house today!" ”
The old man was scolded so much that his neck was red, and he picked up the long-handled broadsword in his hand with a "puff".
Angrily said: "Hey! I see that you are a little ghost and can't find the door when you go home, Lao Tzu will send you back now! If I don't hack you to death today, I won't be called Ke Laotie! ”
Luo Fan took a few steps back, and sneered: "Hey! Just your broken knife, don't break it yourself, be careful to cut off your head. When you get below, the little ghost of Hades also laughs and breaks his bowels, and he will sentence you to a fake death, and you will suffer for yourself! ”
"Wow! Lao Tzu doesn't hack you to death, Lao Tzu is not a human being! ”
The old man trembled with anger and jumped out of the window. The big knife was rounded and slashed at Luofan's head.
The old man's arm strength was thousands, and his knife cut through a pit several feet deep. It also squinted with take-off sand, whirring like wheels, and fiercely crushed. Luo Fan retreated sharply like a phantom body, leaving inches of deep pits on his toes.
chased a move, and the two of them were frightened.
The old man is so strong and his moves are fierce. It seems to be unbearable, but he is skillful and energetic, and he is also a natural combination of knife momentum, and he is a top master of playing with knives.
With such exaggerated skills, he is by no means just an iron striker!
The old man didn't expect that a small eight-rank head catcher would have such a figure. It's as fast as thunder, and it's as sensitive as a spirit ape. Although he hasn't used force against anyone for twenty years, there are not many people who can really dodge from his hands!
"Wind Thunder Legs! To be able to use it to this extent, you are not simple, boy! ”
The old man bared his teeth. Spare no effort, the knife is ruthless, the move is fierce, and the chain of explosions is chopped!
The sword is like a mad man, killing all directions, cutting out the net and killing the energy!
The terrifying attack is difficult to parry, and one is afraid that it will really break the old man's hands.
At the moment, he hurriedly retreated, while laughing: "Although the old man is old, his ability is not small." You're really willing to die! Look at you old thing and panting when you walk, you don't have to do this kind of hard work. The kid is virtuous, I'm afraid that you will flash your waist and blackmail me for the medicine money, so I will withdraw first. ”
After that, he withdrew and stepped forward, and if the spirit sparrow jumped three times, jumped on the top of the thatched house, and disappeared.
Seeing Luofan fleeing, the old man was panting with a big knife: "Count you as fast, otherwise I will have to split you in half." I'm. I haven't done it for 20 years, but today I was so angry with this little cub that I broke my vows. Where did the thief come from, he had such a strange way of being tired of the old man. ”
The old man returned to the thatched house, put down the big knife, and picked up a cloth towel to wipe his sweat.
At this time, Luo Fan quietly returned, turned over from the window and entered the thatched house. "Slap" and slap the old man in the back of the head!
Where is the old man guarding against this trick! Suddenly, his eyes were full of golden flowers, and he lay down. In the stove at one end, his hands were pressed on the edge of the charcoal stove, and he screamed hotly.
Luo Fan turned around, snatched a fine blue flame steel knife from the wall, and flew away from the thatched house.
The old man got up, and he didn't know whether he was hot or angry, but his face was already red. Gritted his teeth and shouted: "Thief! Shameless sneak attack! Lao Tzu hacked you to death! ”
Picked up the big knife again and rushed out, and even the two door panels flew away.
The old man who is furious and crazy is really like a tiger descending from the mountain! Luo Fan was not afraid, laughing and mocking: "Lao Tie! Don't give it away! I'll take your broken knife. Don't worry, when this knife is also broken, I will come to you! Whoever told us to recognize your good craft! Ha ha! ”
The body jumped, like a flying flower jumping up several feet high, stepping on the roof of the thatched house, and flying away.
Seeing that he was falling and fleeing, the old man didn't have such a clever light skill to chase, so he could only jump like thunder on the spot.
Yang Tian howled angrily: "Ah! thief! When I find you, I'm going to make you skinned and cramped! Ahem! I'm. The old man has never suffered from this nest in his life! I'm. Ahem! Ahem! ”
The old man shouted, and it was heard two miles away. The people who came and went outside the courtyard were all shocked.
Qin Zhong, the head catcher, rushed in with a few people, but found that Ke Laotie was the only one there.
Everyone asked anxiously, "Old Ke, what happened?" You won't be thieves in this armory, will you? ”
The old man was so angry that his chest hurt, and he said hatefully: "I don't know where it came from!" Sneak up in the back and slap me in the back of the head, almost slapping me in the stove and burning me to death. He also robbed me of a fine knife. I'm, at me. If I find him, I will chop him to death. ”
Everyone was shocked when they heard it, the chief arrester really came to thief?! This thief is still so arrogant!
Qin Zhong's face turned dark, and he said angrily: "What? Is there a thief? Which thief dares to break into the chief arrest department to steal something, it is really bold. Ke Lao, what do you say the thief looks like? I've searched the whole city, and I'm sure I'll catch you. ”
The old man said angrily: "That thief! Phew! He's not a thief, he's a headhunter! It seems to be new, he came to me yesterday to get a knife. Here we go again today. Not only was that kid rude, but he insulted me in every way. I couldn't get angry and got into a fight with him. When he saw that he couldn't beat me, he ran away with his tail between his legs. Unexpectedly, as soon as I returned to the thatched house, the grandson who should be slaughtered turned back. While I wasn't looking, he slapped me in the back and slapped me in the stove. Behold, my face and my beard have burned. Not only that, but this one also robbed me of a good knife. ”
The group was even more puzzled, looked at each other, and smacked: "The new head catcher? Still don't know how to count etiquette? Dare to hit someone? Dare to grab something? Can the Chief Capture Division have such a person? ”