Chapter 1290: There is no order to learn, and those who reach it are teachers
Ye Linglong is obviously joking, using this kind of thing as a brain teaser to tease that to become a nerd||Child's little fart kid.
It's just that the little kid is really serious.
Ye Linglong is a child's heart, and she is also a joke and not serious, seeing that the little fart child is so easy to fool, she even uses "the law is not passed lightly" to induce the other party.
The little kid was so smart that he immediately understood what Ye Linglong meant, so he asked, "Is it that if I enter your sect, you can teach me this brain teaser?"
"Into our sect?" Ye Linglong is small||With a raised face, he said with disdain: "Hmph, this kind of profound knowledge in the brain teaser, I am the only one in the entire Yuqing Sect...... And my daddy will. However, my father doesn't have time to teach you, he still has to teach stones, teach Xiao Wu, and teach many, many people. ”
The little fart boy was a little anxious, and hurriedly said, "Then, then you teach me!"
"Hey, why should I teach you, only a master can teach an apprentice, I'm not your master, and you're not my apprentice!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes and said it more clearly.
Speaking of which, if the little fart child doesn't understand it anymore, then it really can't be saved by a brain teaser.
Fortunately, the little fart can still be saved!
"Ha, I see, you want to take advantage of me, you want me to call you Master!" The little fart boy not only understood, but also understood a deeper meaning.
However, Ye Linglong, who was pierced with her intentions, did not panic at all in the face of such a situation, but took out the same set of wanting to capture and indulge.
"It's funny, you haven't even understood the elementary school math Olympiad, and you can't be angry with you to be your master, so I'm not so idle!" Ye Linglong said with disdain.
"Hmph!" the little kid snorted coldly, turned his head and continued to look at Qianli Expressively.
However, the little kid can't stand it anymore.
He looked at the thousands of miles to convey the gods.
twisted his face again and looked at Ye Linglong with his spare eyes.
He turned back and looked at Qianli Shen.
couldn't help but secretly look at Ye Linglong again.
After going back and forth like this three or four times, the little fart boy finally couldn't help it, turned to look at Ye Linglong, and asked, "Then apart from the ten birds on the tree, do you have any other head that turns sharply?"
"It's a brain! You're missing that tendon. Ye Linglong corrected the other party's statement, and felt that the other party should be about to take the bait, so she said with a smile: "Of course, I told you, this is a very profound knowledge, how can there be only one question like that!
"Well, I'd like to see how great your profound knowledge is, so I don't believe I can't answer a single question. The little boy nodded firmly.
"Hehe!" Ye Linglong showed a little evil smile, pressed the back of the giant panda Taiji, let it lie down a little, and got closer to the little fart, and said: "Listen, talk about the ...... on the tree"
Before Ye Linglong could finish speaking, the little fart immediately shouted dissatisfiedly: "Hey, it's ten birds on the tree again! Didn't you say that there are other questions?"
"Of course it's something else, if you want to listen to it, just listen honestly!" Ye Linglong scolded unceremoniously, and then continued what she said just now, and said: "Say that there is a little monkey riding on the tree, a little monkey on the ground, how many little monkeys are there?"
“...... Didn't you use a stone this time?" The little fart boy was quite cautious, learned from the experience of ten birds, and asked one more off-topic condition.
Ye Linglong shook her head and said funny: "Don't you see that you have learned a little knowledge? However, of course, this question will not be hit with stones." ”
"Isn't that easy?" the little boy was immediately relieved, and then said confidently: "Seven on the tree, one on the ground, seven plus one and eight, a total of eight little monkeys!"
"Wrong!" Ye Linglong said mercilessly.
"What's wrong, there are seven on the tree and one on the ground, and you said that you didn't use a stone, so you won't scare the tree away!" the little boy retorted unconvinced.
"Listen carefully, it's a little monkey 'riding' on the tree, a riding horse, and a Tai Chi ride!" Ye Linglong patted the giant panda Tai Chi under the seat, emphasized the problem of homophony to the little boy, and finally gave a standard answer: "So, one on the tree, one on the ground, a total of two little monkeys!"
"You...... No, come again!" the little fart boy came up again.
This time, Ye Linglong sped up the speed of her speech, as if she wanted to play quick questions and answers, and said: "Now, listen up, say that there are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there in total?"
The little kid didn't bother to think about it at all, why did he ask the same question twice, and blurted out: "Two!"
"Wrong, it's eight, haha!" Ye Linglong said with a laugh.
"Why, why are there eight of them?" the little fart children were a little skeptical.
"Hear me, it's a tree ride...... Seven...... It's a monkey!" Ye Linglong repeated the title to the little boy word by word.
"Ah, ride seven!" The little fart boy thought about it carefully, and found that it was really what the other party said, but he still said unwillingly: "Can the tree stand it!"
"Hehe, don't worry if the tree can't stand it, it's just that it sits down and falls, and it's also eight monkeys. Ye Linglong had already laughed down, buried her face in the hair of the giant panda Taiji, and kept patting Taiji's neck with her hands.
The little boy looked devastated, and after a moment came from his mouth like a mosquito sneezing, and said, "...... Division...... Master"
Ye Linglong had very smart ears, and immediately sat up from the giant panda's back, looked at the little kid and asked, "Hey, what did you say?"
As long as you tear it off once, it's impossible to stick it back again.
The little fart finally let go, and said loudly to Ye Linglong: "Master, I want to learn, learn from your sharp turn!"
"Bang dang!"
Without waiting for Ye Linglong to react, the head of the Xuantian Sect, who was chatting awkwardly with Shi Lin, suddenly jumped up from his chair.
Of course, it is not only the Xuantian Sect that is in charge, but the other two accompany ||The elders chatting also had a similar reaction.
The three of them had six eyes, and they all looked at Ye Linglong and the little fart.
"Ancestral ...... Patriarch ...... No!" Xuantian Sect's face turned pale, and he shouted to the little fart like crying.
Before, the little fart child said that he wanted to worship Ye Zan's distraction incarnation as a teacher, and the Xuantian Sect leader and others were worried about the issue of seniority and dissuaded him.
Fortunately, the green robe didn't want to take advantage of this, so he directly rejected the little fart child, leaving the Qianli Chuan Shen and the question bank and left.
This also reassured the people of Xuantian Sect.
However, there are thousands of precautions, but you can't prevent your own ancestor from having a studious heart.
After chatting awkwardly for a while, it has actually developed to the point where the dignified Xuantian Sect Patriarch wants to worship a little girl as a teacher!
I knew that this was the case, when the little fart boy wanted to worship that Wuji Dao Monarch as a teacher, we shouldn't have stopped it here! The head of the Xuantian Sect, as well as those two elders, can be said to be regretful at this time.
"What are you doing, you just stopped it, and now you have to stop it, I want to learn something, why is it so difficult!" the little boy shouted hysterically as he looked at the few people who pounced on him.
"Ancestor, isn't this a thousand miles away? It is said that there is everything on the Internet, can't we learn it on the Internet by ourselves?" The head of the Xuantian Sect and the elders surrounded the little fart children and persuaded them bitterly.
"No, there are no sharp turns on the Internet, I'm going to learn that!" The little fart boy also lost his temper, gritted his teeth and glared at a few people, put on a posture of not giving up if he didn't achieve his goal, and said hatefully: "It seems that I was too gentle with you, so that you have some misunderstanding!"
You must know that before being "educated", the little fart child was a little demon star in Xuantian Sect.
Its strength is not weak, and with the identity of "ancestor", it is completely a sideways existence in Xuantian Sect.
Some people are "cheap", if you talk to him with good words, he thinks you are easy to bully.
And now, seeing that the little fart child was obviously anxious, several people from the Xuantian Sect finally recalled the fear of being dominated for decades before.
"Patriarch...... Ancestors...... What do you want to learn, we can think of other ways, and we don't have to apprentice!" Xuantian Sect Master persuaded again.
"Hmph, you have the ability, you slaughtered the master and me today, otherwise no one will try to stop it. This master, the master has made a respect!" The little fart boy said this, slapped the Qianli Chuan in his hand on the table, and hugged his fists and arched his hand to Ye Linglong.
At this time, between the little fart boy and Ye Linglong, there was still an elder of the Xuantian Sect who was blocking it.
However, seeing that the little fart child was about to kneel, this elder was so bold that he didn't dare to accept the kneel of his own ancestor!
As for going up and supporting......
Don't even think about it.
As a result, the elder was left with only one choice, and hurriedly dodged to the side, revealing Ye Linglong, who was blocking behind.
Maybe, some people will think that since they don't dare to stop their own ancestor, can't they just get the little girl Ye Linglong away?
But the question is, is Ye Linglong easier to mess with than a little brat?
There are "those who have a will, things can be done", since the little fart child wants to apprentice, where can Xuantian Sect stop it!
"Poof".
The little boy knelt on the ground, bowing down and shouting, "Disciple to meet Master, and ask Master to take me as an apprentice, and pass on my brain teaser!"
As I said before, the little kid has no education, so he naturally doesn't know much about the etiquette of apprenticeship.
Therefore, this ceremony is a bit nondescript, and it is also a mess.
Ye Linglong was still sitting firmly on the back of the giant panda, looking left and right at a few people from Xuantian Sect, as well as Shi Lin and Wu Liao who came over.
Whether it was a few people from Xuantian Sect, or Shi Lin and Wu Liao, they were all looking at each other with hints at this time, meaning that they wanted Ye Linglong to refuse.
Since the little fart child wants to apprentice to the teacher, and the people of Xuantian Sect can't persuade him and dare not stop him, they can only find a way to find a way on Ye Linglong.
As long as Ye Linglong refuses to accept the little fart child as an apprentice, then except for the little fart child, he may be disappointed, but for others, it is definitely "hello, hello, everyone".
However, Ye Linglong is also a child!
Under everyone's gaze and hints, Ye Linglong raised her hand with a smile and said to the little kid in front of her: "Haha, okay! Seeing that you are so sincere, then I will reluctantly accept you as an apprentice." ”
The people of the Xuantian Sect suddenly softened under their feet, as if the end of the world had arrived, and their hearts were full of despair.
Their ancestor worshipped Ye Linglong, a little girl, as a teacher, so what should they do?
In fact, the people who are distressed are not only those in the front, but also the old-timers in retreat in the back.
Those old-timers, although their seniority is higher than that of the sect leader and elders, no one can compare with the Dao Ancestor.
Fortunately, those old-timers are "reluctant" enough, and they have not come out of the retreat until now, but they have avoided the embarrassment of facing Ye Linglong.
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside the main hall, and the two elders who had gone to prepare gifts before walked in with some disciples.
Those disciples of the Xuantian Sect were either holding them in their hands, or carrying them by two people, in short, there were no empty hands, carrying all kinds of boxes into the main hall.
"Come, let's leave it all here and go out. An elder pointed to the middle of the main hall and said to the disciples who followed behind.
"Sect Master, and the three senior brothers, what's wrong with you?" Another elder keenly noticed that the atmosphere in the main hall seemed to be a little depressing.
Without waiting for the head of the sect and the others to speak, the little kid who had successfully worshiped Ye Linglong as his teacher walked out from between the head of the sect and the elders with his head held high.
"Listen, I have already worshiped Master, and when you see my Master in the future, you must see me as if you had seen me, otherwise...... Otherwise...... "The little boy wanted to say some threatening things to these people like he used to, but because of his education, he couldn't say it.
Fortunately, the two elders who had just come in, as well as the disciples of the sect who were carrying things, were already shocked when they heard the words in front, and they had the heart to wait for the words in the back.
"What, apprentice?"
"Master, what's going on?"
The two elders, shocked and puzzled, asked the head of the sect and the other three elders.
However, the head teacher waved his hand helplessly, his voice was a little hoarse, and said, "Don't, don't ask, it's better to not know about this matter!"
"How can you not ask, what is the status of the ancestor, and who here dares to be the master of the ancestor!" an elder asked unwillingly.
With a gust of wind, the giant panda Taiji rushed to the center of the hall from behind, and of course he was still carrying Ye Linglong firmly on his back.
After coming to everyone, Ye Linglong looked around at everyone, her eyes swept over the faces of those people, and then said proudly: "Hmph! I am his master, what's wrong!"
“......”
There was silence in the hall, or rather dead silence.
"Heh, hehe, the little girl is really joking! Come, there are also gifts for you, let's see if you like it. An elder suddenly smiled and said, as if he hadn't heard Ye Linglong's words at all, and walked towards the gift by himself.
As long as I pretend I can't hear it, then nothing bad will happen!