"What don't you dare!"

Brother Milk was very confident, rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his hand to Ye Tian's table and said with a smile: "There is a miracle doctor Lao Ye." ”

Ye Tian's eyes were as usual, and he slowly checked Brother Milk's pulse.

After a moment, Ye Tian withdrew his arm and sighed heavily.

Seeing that Ye Tian was worried, Brother Milk's arrogance suddenly weakened a little and asked, "Divine doctor, don't sigh, what's wrong with you." ”

"Void!"

"You say I'm empty?" Brother Milk asked, pointing to the tip of his nose.

"That's right, it's empty!"

Ye Tianzhengse said: "Your body is on the verge of collapse, if you don't control yourself a little more, you can get old age early." ”

"Divine doctor, don't be kidding, I'm only twenty-five, and it's still early for old age!" Brother Milk waved his hand, thinking that Ye Tian was nonsense.

He didn't question Ye Tian's ability, but it was too exaggerated, he was still a young man, and there had to be a long process of physical aging.

"It's not about your age!"

"And what do you mean?"

Ye Tian smiled mysteriously, pointed to Brother Milk's crotch and said, "I'm talking about this." ”

"What's here?"

Brother Milk's face was full of doubts, and he looked down in the direction of Ye Tian's finger, and suddenly became calm: "Divine doctor, don't be joking!" I'm fine here! ”

Hard mouth!

Ye Tian smiled and asked, "Do you often feel that symptoms such as five heart irritations, hot flashes, night sweats, waist and knee pain, dizziness, tinnitus, insomnia, and dreams?" ”

"How do you know?"

Brother Milk blurted out, Ye Tian is a roundworm in his stomach, and he knows the little secret clearly!

"Of course it's the pulse!"

"Brother Tian! Do you really know medicine? ”

Brother Milk's face was full of horror, he trusted Ye Tian, but he also thought that Ye Tian had read some medical books and only knew a little about fur.

Medicine is very esoteric knowledge, and you can understand it by reading a book or two.

But Ye Tian had just taken the pulse and indeed said his symptoms.

"Or I'm bragging to you?"

"No, no."

Brother Milk shook his head, he was still cooperating with Ye Tian just now, but now he really believed: "Brother Tian, then what am I?" ”

"Typical kidney yin deficiency!" Ye Tian said solemnly.

"Kidney deficiency?"

"Who's kidney-deficient?"

Ye Tian's voice was not loud, but a few colleagues on the opposite side still heard it, they were all men, talking about this, everyone would not be sleepy.

One by one, male colleagues leaned their heads in front of Ye Tian's desk and asked, "Ouyang Bobo, are you kidney deficient?" ”

Brother Milk's face turned red, and he yelled at these idle people who were hurting: "Empty fart, you are salty and eat radishes and worry about it, I am talking to Brother Tian about ......"

"What are you talking about?" The people who eat melons will stick their ears up, for fear of missing something.

"Talking about ......"

Brother Milk stammered, he didn't know what to say for a while, but he definitely wouldn't admit it, so he turned his eyes to look at his desk and said, "I'm talking about the Bible with Brother Tian!" ”

"The Bible?" The crowd was not convinced.

"That's right! It's the Bible, a bunch of shameless people, the Bible can be heard as kidney deficiency, this is defilement, naked defilement, your thoughts are too impure! "Brother Milk was heartbroken, and he said it as if it were the truth.

"No, Ouyang Bobo, I remember that you don't believe in religion!" One person questioned.

"Lao Tzu began to believe it today! Can't you? ”

Brother Milk asked in an arrogant tone, "Is it illegal to believe in religion?" ”

"Don't commit it, don't commit it!"

Seeing that they were not having fun, they also sat back in their seats.

Brother Milk looked at it vigilantly, and saw that no one was paying attention, so he lowered his head and said to Ye Tian: "Brother Tian, can you be quiet, if this spreads, I won't be mixed up in the company." ”

It turns out that Brother Milk's name is Ouyang Bobo?

Ye Tian couldn't help laughing, how can you say Brother Milk's name......

It's a good fit!

"If there is a disease, it will be cured, there is nothing to be done."

"I'm not sick, I'm not kidney-deficient!" Brother Milk insisted.

said that he could bear the loss of kidney essence, and said that he had kidney deficiency was not good.

One man is most taboo about this, especially when another man tells him.

"That's what your symptoms are."

"No, I'm lacking exercise!"

Ye Tian chuckled, Brother Milk was soft all over, and only that mouth was hard.

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure!"

Ye Tian was silent, and put one hand under Brother Milk's navel, and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”

Brother Milk really wants to say that it doesn't hurt, because he has been going to health care for a long time and knows that once he says it hurts, it means that there is something wrong with his body.

Since you want to save face, you must be hard to say that it doesn't hurt!

But the key is the place that Ye Tian ordered, I didn't feel it!

So what is the pain in this place? Or is it normal that it doesn't hurt?

"I don't feel it!"

Brother Milk had no choice but to answer truthfully.

Ye Tian smiled evilly and asked, "Are you sure you don't feel it?" ”

Brother Milk tried to feel it and said seriously: "I really don't feel it." ”

"It's good that I don't feel it."

Ye Tian was not in a hurry, he mobilized the true qi of his body, and slowly surged towards his fingertips, and the slightest trace of invisible true qi entered Brother Milk's abdomen.

Brother Milk suddenly felt that Ye Tiandian's place was warm, and before he could enjoy enough comfort, his stomach ached like a pinprick!

"Ah, my dear mother!"

Brother Milk jumped more than three feet high, and his flexibility was comparable to that of the first appearance of the Monkey King.

A large group of people were stunned by the sudden and strange scene.

"Ouyang Bobo, you look at the Bible and see the devil, you want to fly to the sky to see God!" A little guy sitting across from him said.

"Bobo, did you see cockroaches again?" Not far away, a woman covered her mouth and smiled.

"Don't be afraid, do you want your sisters to help you shoot cockroaches?" Another woman laughed.

"Hahahaha......"

There were bursts of ridicule from the marketing department, and the atmosphere in the office was much more lively than before.

Brother Milk hadn't faded his shy face, but now it was even redder, and he hurriedly sat down and complained: "Brother Tian, why are you pinching me?" ”

Ye Tian kept smiling, Brother Milk was too funny: "Are you sure that pain is pinched?" ”

Brother Milk thought about it carefully, the pain was like ten thousand arrows piercing through his heart, and every arrow stimulated his nerves.

"Not really." Brother Milk pinched Ye Tiandian's position hard, and he really didn't feel much through the clothes.

"Brother Tian, what's going on, when you press me, it's like losing your life, but you don't respond?"

"This location is called Guan Yuan acupoint, and it is an acupuncture point related to your kidneys." Ye Tian explained.

"Guan Yuanxue?"

It is said that there are acupuncture points with kidneys on the soles of the feet, but I didn't expect that there are also ones on the stomach, and Brother Milk has another insight: "Then I hurt because my kidneys have a problem?" ”

Ye Tian nodded: "Guan Yuan, as the name suggests, can seal the vitality of the body, massage or acupuncture Guan Yuan acupoint, can replenish vitality, benefit essence and blood, and increase people's driving force." ”

"Long-term massage can restore the vitality of the kidneys, but your kidneys are very weak, so of course you will hurt when you press it like this!"

Brother Milk listened to the clouds and asked, "Then why does it hurt for me to press myself as you don't?" ”

"That's because you're not doing it right!" Ye Tian said.

Of course, this statement is deceitful, the pain feedback of Guan Yuan's acupoint is very small, although Brother Milk's kidneys are very weak, and it won't hurt too much when pressed, but Ye Tian used True Qi, which is very good for the body, and the True Qi that is very good for the body enters the kidneys, and the kidneys will definitely have a strong reaction.

It's like a very hungry person, and suddenly there are delicious delicacies in front of him, then he can't gobble it up, and he eats in a hurry, choking at the lightest, and dying at the worst.

"It seems that I really have kidney deficiency......" Brother Milk wanted to cry without tears, the facts were in front of him, and he couldn't believe it.

"After work, I have to buy some Liuwei Dihuang Pills!"

"Why did you buy that medicine?" Ye Tian asked.

"Tonify the kidneys!"

Brother Milk felt inexplicable and asked Ye Tian: "Didn't you say that I have kidney deficiency?" ”

"You can make up for it, but don't make it up blindly!"

"What do you mean, I watched TV and said that that thing has a good effect on kidney deficiency!" Brother Milk said.

Ye Tian shook his head and said, "Your situation is much more complicated!" ”

"Isn't it just kidney deficiency, what's complicated?" Brother Milk said.

"Do you often have tinnitus, a lot of nocturia, and in addition to your body being hot, your hands and feet will be cold when you have time?" Ye Tian asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Brother Milk kept nodding like a chick pecking rice: "This is also caused by kidney deficiency?" ”

"It's kidney deficiency, but it's kidney yang deficiency."

"Kidney Yang deficiency?"

Brother Milk was confused, Ye Tian was deficient in kidney yin for a while, and kidney yang deficiency for a while, what does this mean: "What is kidney yang deficiency?" ”

Ye Tian didn't answer, but said to Brother Milk: "I'll take a look when my tongue sticks out." ”

"Brother Tian... Why stick your tongue out? "Brother Milk is embarrassed, it feels weird to stick out his tongue to a big man.

"Let you stretch, you stretch, why do you talk so much nonsense."

Ye Tian snorted coldly: "Do you still want to cure your disease?" ”