Coming tomorrow?

It's useless for you to celebrate the New Year!

Ye Tian has one head and two big: "Big nose, I mean you are too old, and you have passed the best time to practice martial arts." ”

Everything starts with a baby, and martial arts training is no exception.

If Penta were ten years younger, he would still be able to practice.

At the age of thirty-two, he is almost halfway through his life.

When people reach middle age, they have no choice but to soak wolfberries in a thermos cup, which is not unreasonable.

Once you enter this stage, the mental and physical strength of the human body is much less than before, and the bones also grow and die.

Martial arts?

I'm not afraid to flash my waist!

"You have an idiom in China called old when you are strong, the old are very strong, not to mention that I am not old."

Bert retorted, "I think it's just right to practice now. ”

Eldest brother!

Is that what it means to be old and strong?

According to your logic, the sword is not old, that is, the knife is not old!

Ye Tian was speechless, Bert was hard-hearted, and he had to worship himself as a teacher, but he really didn't want to teach.

"There are so many martial arts masters in Huaxia Kingdom, why do you have to worship me as a teacher?"

"No, there are too many liars in Huaxia, I have been fooled several times!"

It's okay not to mention it, but when I mention this Belt, his face is pale, and a large part of the reason why he came to Huaxia to work is that he is obsessed with martial arts.

Belt has found martial arts masters more than once, what kind of famous qigong masters, and the eminent monks in the temple, he has seen them all.

At the beginning, these so-called masters could still bluff Bert into a daze.

After a long time, Bert realized that something was wrong, and the masters either asked him to buy expensive medicines or persuaded him to donate incense money.

Originally, it was acceptable for Bert to spend a little money on martial arts, until one day, he found out that the qigong master was knocked out by a professional boxer!

That's a qigong master, alas, one punch can knock people back more than ten meters!

What's the deal with being knocked down by a punch?

Well, a liar Bert doesn't care, but what about a high-ranking monk driving a BMW, and taking a second wife?

Co-authored me was wronged, donated a lot of money, didn't learn the ability, and let others take it to support the little wife.

Bert was furious, and he was extremely disappointed in Huaxia for a long time, if it weren't for the fact that the new medicine launched by Ning's this time had considerable influence, he would not be willing to step into this land again.

Ye Tian listened to Belt's complaints, and couldn't help but feel some sympathy in his heart.

A very good international friend, who was regarded as a big injustice, was swept up layer after layer of wool.

The domestic charlatans are too rampant, and they have deceived many people and obtained a lot of money with a little despicable means.

Huaxia martial arts was made famous by these people......

It's no wonder that foreigners look down on the Chinese, because a small number of Chinese people are ruthless and don't have a soft hand in pitting their compatriots!

"You don't think I'm a liar?" Ye Tian asked.

"Surely you are not!"

Bert shook his head again and again, and he was dazzled by the "Twelve Body Method" that Ye Tian had performed.

A punch and a kick, like a dragon traveling all over the world, listen carefully and you can hear the dragon's roar brought by the swing of the fist and kick.

Can a liar do this?

Besides, the scene of Ye Tian beating five people by one person Bert can see it clearly, his fists are to the flesh, and he is bloody, especially in the end, Ning Cheng fell asleep, it is simply amazing, he doesn't think that Ye Tian's strength is fake.

Moreover, Ye Tian's image is very consistent with Bert's fantasy of a master.

There is an old saying in Huaxia that is hidden in the city, and the more ordinary people are, the more likely they are to be masters!

"Take me as an apprentice!"

Ye Tian was entangled and had no way, and asked, "Do you know Chinese?" ”

Bert blushed a little, and reluctantly said, "A little." ”

"Oh, say a few words."

"The liger... Swing the lion"

"Stop, I'm tired of the two words over and over again!"

Ye Tian frowned, Penta is a trick to eat all over the world.

"Will there be anything else?"

Bert was depressed, no matter where he went on weekdays, someone else found a translator to entertain him, and he was not interested in learning Huaxia and there was no need.

Master and apprentice are still the only Chinese words he can remember, and there are no more.

"Not anymore."

"Won't it be?"

Ye Tian was ecstatic, he found a reason to reject Belt.

"Originally, you knew more Chinese, I could teach you, but you can't, it's a pity!"

Hearing that Ye Tian couldn't teach himself because of language problems, Belt's face turned red.

Damn it!

Wasn't it good for me to memorize a little more Chinese?

Just a little, and the master will teach me!

No, I have to think about it, I have come to Huaxia more than once or twice, and I will definitely do something else.

Suddenly, Bert had a flash of inspiration, slowly raised his head and said, "I'll say a word." ”

What?

Ye Tian was blinded, this foreign devil shouldn't be tricking himself, right?

"Tell me about it?"

Bert raised his hand, gave Ye Tian a thumbs up, and said in an extremely awkward tone: "Lion Tiger, Cow Beer!" ”

"What? Say it again? Ye Tian's face suddenly became extremely ugly.

"Lion Tiger, Cow Beer!"

Beltt shouted at the top of his lungs.

When this shout came out, everyone heard it clearly, and they were stunned for a moment, and they all burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"

"No, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"Penta is so interesting!"

No one could have guessed that a personable person from country F could come up with such a word.

"Cow Beer! Cow Beer! ”

Many people began to coax, and the cheerful atmosphere made them forget Belt's identity and gave a thumbs up to follow suit.

Bert was somewhat clueless when he uttered the word, because he had learned it online.

It was said on the Internet that when he met a Chinese person, he said that this word was correct, but he had never heard anyone use it after coming to Huaxia for so long, and he doubted whether what he said on the Internet was true.

If it weren't for Ye Tian talking about this, he wouldn't want to say this word.

The ghost knows, this word will not annoy Ye Tian.

But the people in the office laughed one by one, and Pentart gradually gained confidence, giving a thumbs up and saying "Cow Beer!" Cow Beer! ”

Seeing that Penta was still interacting with the employees, Ye Tian slapped him in the face.

The country is unfortunate......

Cow beer, this word is really becoming more and more international, even the people of country F know it.

"Big nose, don't say it."

Ye Tian regretted it, a dignified executive president, a sip of cow beer, what's the matter.

Bert shut up, poked his head out and asked, "Lion Tiger, Lion Tiger!" ”

Hey, this foreign devil is still kicking his nose in the face!

However, Ye Tianyan was all released, and there was a reason to regret it, and he said helplessly: "You can teach it, but you have to learn Chinese first." ”

"Why? Didn't you say I would teach me a little? Bert asked, puzzled.

"You know that there is a secret to advanced martial arts, right?"

"Yes."

"That's right, you don't learn Chinese, you can't even understand martial arts cheats, what else do you practice?" Ye Tian said angrily.

Bert got up at once, and walked out.

"Big Nose, where are you going?" Ye Tian was confused.

Bert turned his head and said with a cautious face: "Lion Tiger, you wait for me, I'll go back to learn Chinese!" ”

Ye Tian smiled bitterly, this foreign devil listened to the wind and rain, and forgot what he was here for.

"R&D meeting, you don't participate?"

After Ye Tianyi's reminder, Bert suddenly realized, stopped, his eyes wandered, and finally stopped on Xia Wen, and asked, "You are the person in charge, right?" ”

Xia Wen's attention had been on Ye Tian, and when she was suddenly asked by Belt, she was suddenly a little panicked.

"Mr. Xia, the big nose asks you if you are the person in charge here." Ye Tian intimately started translating.

Xia Wen's thoughts are complex, and in just a few years, it seems that after a few years, her heart is full of questions about Ye Tian.

Why does Ye Tian know F language, F language is still so good?

And where did he learn kung fu?

Why did he dare to beat Ning Cheng?

Why did Bert ignore his face and whisper to him?

……

There are too many questions stuck in Xia Wen's mind, she can't figure it out anyway, why has such an excellent person been mediocre before?

Ye Tian, who seems to be a hanger and behaves shamelessly and obscenely, can help when he is most helpless!

Before, he had never given Ye Tian a good face, and he had tried every means to break him up and Ning Moran many times.

Even if Ye Tian arrived at the company, he was still thinking about how to get rid of him......

Thinking of this, Xia Wen was ashamed.

Perhaps, in Ye Tian's eyes, she is a bad woman who is unreasonable!

"Mr. Xia?"

Seeing that Xia Wen hadn't reacted yet, Ye Tian reminded softly with a smile.

Xia Wen came back to her senses and glanced at Ye Tian meaningfully.

Ye Tian raised his mouth and smiled, staring at Xia Wen with a pair of crystal clear eyes, quietly waiting for her answer.

"And what do you tell me about me?"

In his mind, he recalled Ye Tian's words again.

Xia Wen didn't rush to answer, but looked at Ye Tian with her eyes.

In the end, he was defeated.

Yes, she can't see through it.

How many secrets is hidden behind this man?