Chapter 927: A piece of toilet paper is also very useful
For the sake of prudence, Zhu Zhen asked again: "It's the kind of lamp that can fly into the sky when it is lit." ”
"How can a lamp fly into the sky?" Aaron looked confused, racking his brains and couldn't find a trace of relevant memories, so he said resolutely: "I haven't seen or heard of it." ”
"It can't be that you drill the ravine all day and see too little, right?" Zhu Zhen looked at him, unconvinced: "Don't just that you haven't seen it, but everyone in Puding Fort has seen it, so it's funny." ”
"How is it possible, I am the grandson of Shuixi Bimo, and I grew up in Guizhou City since I was a child!" Aaron blushed: "I haven't seen anything before, how can they have seen these dirt buns in the mountains?!" ”
He was really angry, and he said in his heart that you are the prince, and I will not forgive you.
"Makes sense." Zhu Zhen pointed to the telescope around his neck and said, "I'm rewarding you." ”
Arondon lost his anger, and then thanked him with a smile: "Your Highness is so good. ”
"Haha, this king is very generous to the people around him." Zhu Zhen smiled and waved his hand, letting him play.
Then he said to Mu Ying: "If they hadn't seen Kong Ming's lantern, this matter would be easy to handle." That's a magic weapon. ”
"Yes." Mu Ying nodded, but frowned again: "It's just that we don't have anything at hand, so we will immediately send someone back to Guizhou to collect materials for making Kong Ming lanterns, and it will be too late to rush back." ”
"Well, it must be when the ghost door opens in three days, giving them a 'Hundred Ghosts Night Walk' is the most shocking." Zhu Zhen said: "If you go back to Guizhou to get the materials, it will take four days to bring them to and from at the earliest, and you will definitely miss the best opportunity." ”
"Actually, it's not three days later, it's two days later." Mu Ying corrected him and said: "It's already the early morning of the next day, so it's not that I missed the best time to go back to Guizhou to get the materials, but it's completely too late." ”
"Rigorous." Zhu Zhen nodded, patted his thighs with both hands and said, "Then take local materials and do it yourself!" Isn't it just a Kong Ming lantern, what's so difficult? ”
"Can we get the materials together?" Mu Ying didn't believe it.
"Let's take a look." Zhu Zhen pondered for a moment and said, "I don't feel like there's anything wrong. ”
"Okay." Mu Ying nodded, and was just about to get up and give an order, but Ah Long on the side endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but remind the two: "Even if you can really scare them, what's the use?" What can we do with our 100-year-old people? ”
"I can attack the city, my Ming warriors are one against a hundred, and this number of people is enough." Zhu Zhen blew a cowhide first, and then changed his words and said: "However, this is Mrs. Xiangxiang's gamble, and we can't interfere, otherwise it won't be clear in the future." ”
"......" Aaron said speechlessly, "Speaking of which, there is still no one to attack the city." ”
"Don't worry," Zhu Zhen stopped teasing him at this time, and said with a determined face: "As soon as Mrs. Xiangxiang hears that this king has come to Puding Fort, she will definitely send reinforcements to protect this king." ”
"Really?" Aaron was surprised.
"Definitely." Mu Ying said lightly: "You Naiye have already gambled everything, if Your Highness and I make a mistake, she will definitely lose, so we will definitely send troops to protect us." ”
"What if we don't send someone?" Aaron is still not at ease, how can they be so calm about such a big matter?
"No case, because she is Mrs. Luxiang!" Zhu Zhen smiled and patted Aaron's shoulder and said, "Instead of worrying here, you might as well hurry back to greet you, don't go wrong and be funny." ”
"No, I left a mark on the way here, and our own people will definitely be able to find it." Having said that, Aaron immediately set off to meet the reinforcements that the two nobles said would definitely appear.
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His Royal Highness the King of Chu gave an order, and everyone spread out all their belongings on the ground.
Zhu Zhen and Mu Ying took a turn and were pleasantly surprised to find that the most difficult material to get, paper, was actually not lacking.
Almost every one of his guards had two or three thick rolls of paper in their baggage, and some even more......
Zhu Zhen looked at it, and said in his heart, why is it so familiar?
He picked up a roll of paper, took out one at random, saw that its color was white, and slid it with his fingers, only to feel soft to the touch.
No wonder it looks so familiar, it turned out to be a rough-edged paper provided by Guozi University for college students to practice calligraphy for free.
"What are you bringing this for?" The sixth took the roll paper in his hand, and the fox asked.
"This and this......" The guards didn't dare to answer, and they all looked at Hu Xian.
"Ah......" Hu Xian, who is the boss, had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Practice, practice calligraphy, doesn't His Highness want me to urge them to study hard?" I asked Mr. Luo for some papers, distributed them to them, and asked them to practice diligently. ”
"Oh, I see." Zhu Zhen said with a touched face: "I didn't forget to practice calligraphy even when I went out to perform tasks, which is really disrespectful and disrespectful." ”
"Didn't you say that you didn't practice for three days?" The guards sneered, "If we don't practice for a day, we'll be uncomfortable." ”
"yes, yes." Everyone nodded.
"It's a fart!" Zhu Zhen scolded angrily: "It's stupid to be the king, right?!" Just one by one, you are still practicing calligraphy like this bear! ”
"You can't just use paper to practice calligraphy, show me your pen and ink. But whoever can bring out a pen, the king will spare him! Saying that, he looked at Hu Xian's head with the roll of paper and said:
"Take it, take it!"
"No ......" Hu Xian didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and said honestly: "At first, I planned to do so, but then they found that this paper was especially suitable for wiping their butts, so they changed it to toilet paper......"
"I know!" Zhu Zhen said angrily: "Paper is just a role for you bosses, how can you write!" The apostrophe is about the same! ”
"What a luxury! You are wasting like this, so that this king will be laughed at by others! ”
It's no wonder that King Chu is angry, paper is still very precious in this era. Ordinary people use leaves and dirt to wipe their buttocks, and the toilet chips that are a little more particular about use are also called toilet Jane. It is a piece of bamboo that is polished smooth at one end.
It is said that Li Yu, the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty, also used this thing, and it is said that he also helped the monks below to cut toilet chips, for fear that there would be thorns piercing the monk chrysanthemum, and even personally tested the smoothness of the bamboo chips with his face...... The so-called 'after the master cut the monks and apprentices' toilet Jane, try it with cheeks, there are few thorns, and then add repairs. ’
It wasn't until the Yuan Dynasty that the royal family began to wipe their buttocks with paper, and they still used 'soul paper', that is, the waste paper was washed off the vermilion ink and soaked into the groove for reconstruction. After Boss Zhu became the emperor, he also insisted on using the toilet in his true character at first, but later he suffered from hemorrhoids after sitting for a long time, and had to change it to soul paper.
These guys are actually better than the emperor, can the sixth not be angry? But he wasn't too angry, because he used it better than they did......
(End of chapter)