Chapter Seventy-Seven: A Change of Mood
When Sun Wukong saw Zhu Bajie's appearance, he no longer joked, and was about to ask how to treat it, but he heard Zhou Ze say in a deep voice: "This mother-in-law, let me ask you, since you said that this man will give birth to a child, have you ever seen my man give birth to a fetus?" ”
Hearing Zhou Ze ask like this, the old woman was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhou Ze, and replied: "This donor is so handsome, we are all women in Xiliang's daughter country, so naturally we have never seen a man give birth to a child, but the women in our country rely on this mother river water to give birth, and if you want to drink it, a man will also give birth to a baby." ”
"Oh, I'm dying of pain, Master, think of a way!"
At this time, Zhu Bajie was holding the room and said with a painful face.
When the old woman saw Zhu Bajie like this, she showed a subtle smile and said to him: "There is a Jieyang Mountain directly south of us, and there is a 'Falling Birth Spring' in the mountain. You have to take a bite of the water there to relieve the fetal gas. Now there is a Ruyi true immortal who has built a Juxian Nunnery there, protecting the spring water of the fetus, refusing to give it to others, and he must give a big gift when he wants it, so that he can get a bowl of water. You foot monks, how can you have any money, waiting to have children! ”
"Oh, Brother Monkey, go ahead, my stomach hurts to death!"
Zhu Bajie is already hideous, a look that he is about to give birth.
Sun Wukong was about to go but was pulled by Zhou Ze and whispered a few words, his blinking furry eyes were a little strange, but he still nodded to Zhou Ze, and then went to understand Yangshan with a somersault.
"Damn, the Great Sage is so handsome!"
"Anchor, what did you say to Wukong, it's still mysterious."
"That's right, I don't think this live broadcast is scary at all, the anchor won't broadcast the love with the king of his daughter country this time, hehe."
"Sit and wait for the anchor to enter the palace, haha."
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"You'll find out in a moment, huh."
Zhou Ze replied to the barrage with a sneer, then looked at the old woman and said with a smile: "We are already tired of traveling tonight, can we rest here with you?" ”
"Haha, of course, whoever comes is a guest."
At night, Zhou Ze, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng were sneakily getting up from the bed.
"Master, this is not good, after all, we are Buddhists."
Zhu Bajie lowered his voice.
"Yes, master, the second senior brother is right, if we do this for no reason, will the Buddha blame us."
The sand monk also chimed in.
Hmph, a Buddhist man.
Zhou Ze only felt ridiculous in his heart, they were all immortals who were originally immortals in the heavenly court, one was the marshal of Tianpeng and the other was the general of the rolling blinds, and they were demoted to mortal just because of some small mistakes, it is impossible to say that there is no resentment, but their sharpness seems to have been consumed on the road of learning scriptures, it seems that I have to let them open their minds!
Zhou Ze constantly glanced at the two people in front of him, and said in a deep voice: "I want to ask you a question, do you still know why you were demoted?" ”
"Well...... It's not because I was drunk and molesting Chang'e at the time. ”
Zhu Bajie scratched his head and said embarrassedly.
"Well, I'm just because I broke the glass cup by mistake back then, and I was finally demoted to mortality."
When Sha Seng said this, he was much calmer, with almost no emotion.
"Haha, yes, yes, Bajie was demoted to mortal just because he was drunk and made some frivolous moves to Chang'e, but I never thought that you were the marshal of Tianpeng who was in charge of Tianhe's 80,000 sailors, although Chang'e is beautiful, after all, she is just a dancing girl, and for the sake of a dancing girl, you will demote you, a marshal in an important position, to mortal, do you think this is really reasonable?"
Then Zhou Ze set his eyes on the sand monk again,
"Wujing, if you say that Bajie did make mistakes, I only think you didn't make any mistakes."
"Nothing wrong!?"
When Sha Seng heard this, he was also slightly stunned.
"Yes, there is no mistake, you are the general of the heavenly court, you go in and out with the Jade Emperor, and you can be regarded as a personal guard, not to mention that there is merit and a lot of hard work, at the Pan Tao Meeting, you just missed and broke the inconsequential glass cup, which is excusable, but the Jade Emperor directly demoted you to mortal, regardless of what you have done over the years, it can even be said that you want to add to the crime, there is no excuse!"
Zhou Ze spoke louder and louder, and the two people in front of him also fell silent when they heard this.
After a long time, Zhu Bajie tentatively said: "But Master, isn't the Buddha giving us another chance now, as long as we obtain the true scriptures, we can be ranked in the immortal class again." ”
"Hmph, are you really willing to sit in that Buddhist sect, don't forget, Miss Gao is still waiting for you, if you really vote for Rulai, then do you think you will see her again?"
"This ......"
Zhu Bajie was silent, although he coveted women, but he was completely sincere to the Miss Gao family, and when he left Gao Laozhuang, Miss Gao Family had already secretly had feelings for him, if he abandoned him......
He didn't dare to think about it, his eyes showed a look of struggle, and at this moment, his state of mind slowly began to change.
But Sha Seng was unexpectedly calm, he just thought about what Zhou Ze said, and then said in a deep voice: "Master is right, is it true that what is in heaven must be right, why can't we control our own destiny!" ”
Zhou Ze looked at the two of them and said with a smile: "That's right, and the first step for us to control our own destiny is to start from this daughter country!" ”
Old woman's room,
A fly suddenly landed on her nose,
"Zizi"
At this time, a strange green slime suddenly appeared on the old woman's face,
As if stimulated, the fly flew away from her body.
Then the pool of green slime grew thicker and stronger, and soon all that was left of her face was white bones.
Gradually, flesh appeared on her face, and she returned to her original form.
", disgusting, I didn't expect the amiable old woman to look like this during the day."
"Hey, it's really Dark Journey to the West, no wonder the water of the Zimu River is like that."
"Rue, don't talk about it upstairs, I want to vomit just thinking about that picture"
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The popularity of the live broadcast room is getting higher and higher, and he found that the button of the live broadcast PK function has changed from gray to color, and half of the button of the live broadcast selling function has begun to change color, but Zhou Ze has no time to open it at this time, because there is still this more important thing.
In the corner of the room, Zhou Ze, who was standing with his hands in his hands, looked at the changes on the man's face and sneered in his heart,
Hmph, sure enough.
Then he glanced at the sand monk beside him,
The sand monk comprehended, and immediately turned into a ball of yellow gas to wrap the old woman's whole body,
In an instant, yellow stones appeared on her body,
In the end, only her head was left exposed.
And the old woman also seemed to notice something wrong, and suddenly opened her eyes, only to find that Zhou Ze and the three were staring at him viciously.
"Elder, Elder, what are you doing here?"
She said with a look of horror.
"Hmph, what."
Zhou Ze beckoned to Bajie, who was a little burned beside him,
"Hmph, old woman, let me ask you what is in the water of this Zimu River, and why it makes people pregnant!"
"It's... I don't know. ”
She's still playing dumb.
"Hmph, don't you say yes, you said that the people of your daughter country are born by drinking the water of the Zimu River, so let you try it yourself now!"
"Wow"
A sound of water sounded, but the water of the Zimu River appeared in the bowl of the sand monk.
The "clear" water of the river came to her mouth,
She struggled, seeming disgusted.
"Hurry up, drink it!"
Zhou Ze shouted.
"Hey, the anchor is so scary, bullying the elderly."
"Who, what's wrong, I just came, is this some new SM?"
"Ah, yes, yes, yes."
"If I hadn't seen her appear just now, I would have wanted to @NetPolice."
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Zhou Ze stared at the old woman, narrowed his eyes, and said with a smile: "Hmph, if you were an ordinary person, maybe you would really fall into your way, let's say, what is the secret of this daughter country, otherwise I will throw you into that disgusting river!" ”
Hearing this, her pupils shook, her eyes were full of horror, and her mouth opened slightly,
But just as she was about to speak,
But I only heard a "bang",
Her body exploded immediately,
"Not good!"
Zhou Ze and the three of them immediately retreated,
Green slime scattered all over the ground,
"Zizi"
Immediately white smoke rose from the ground,
Immediately there was a burning smell on the wooden table in the room.
"Da Da Da"
The sound of bones sounded, but I saw a white forest human skeleton rushing towards the back door in a strange posture,
No, she can't be allowed to escape.
Zhou Ze walked forward quickly,
"Whoosh"
The sound of breaking wind sounds,
The three yang talismans are like three sharp arrows striking at the white bone,
"Bang"
The rune paper exploded, and the white bones were extinguished instantly!
"Bang la la"
The shattered bones emitted a loud noise.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked at the weapon they had just lifted in their hands, and looked at each other.
With a confused face,
Damn, when did Master become so strong, could it be that he was hiding his strength before.
When the two thought of this, they trusted Zhou Ze even more.
The house gradually calmed down,
At this time, Sha Seng spoke: "Master, what should we do next?" ”
Zhou Ze sat on the unburned chair beside him and said:
"Go to Xie Yang Mountain, I told him to go to the Fetal Spring to do something, now go and make peace with him, and then we will go to the daughter country!"
"Yes!"
The two replied in unison, they now had an extra emotion for Tang Sanzang.
"Whew"
Zhou Ze exhaled slightly, staring into the distance,
It's been so long, why haven't you come back, is there something wrong?
There was a faint uneasiness in his heart.
And at this time, Xie Yang Mountain,
The sky there was a blood-red, blood-soaked Sun Wukong holding a golden hoop stick, and his eyes were full of scarlet.
But it's already in the form of a beast.
"Ruyi True Immortal, you sinister old man!"
His roar resounded through the sky, startling the birds and beasts!
......
Late at night, in a dilapidated rental house,
A man is eating bubbles and staring intently at the computer,
Suddenly, the picture in front of him turned,
"Snap"
The fork in the hand falls,
He immediately tapped on the keyboard,
"Brothers, has your live broadcast screen changed, I seem to have come to the perspective of Sun Wukong."
When this sentence was sent, many people immediately responded and said:
"yes, yes, I've changed."
"Cow, I've never seen such a real live broadcast, it's amazing."
"Yes, yes, this is not much better than Miss Rubbing."
At the same time, Zhou Ze, who was hurrying, heard a mechanical voice in his mind again,
"Ding"
"Please note that the perspective of this live broadcast has been changed, and the current perspective is the character: Monkey King. Now the barrage Sun Wukong can also be seen, because the main perspective is on the anchor, it needs to be nerveally linked to Sun Wukong. ”
"What?"
Before Zhou Ze could react, he felt a wave of dizziness,
Then a whole bunch of memories flooded into his mind,
"Huaguo Mountain blessed land, water curtain cave sky?"
"Master, Master, I want to learn so much, seventy-two changes"
"Dragon King, tell me what treasure you have here!"
"Wukong, I'm waiting for you to come back in Huaguo Mountain!"
"Hahaha, I'm Monkey King."
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, quickly give up your throne!"
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