What, he is so rude, no, this can't be considered rude, it can be said to be molesting or sexual harassment!

The woman's face in the curtain was already full of anger, her body trembled slightly, her face flushed, she didn't expect Tang Sanzang to say such a thing.

Okay, okay, I didn't expect this holy monk to be such a shameless person, I thought he would shirk it a little, but I didn't expect it to be like this!

The king of the daughter country tried his best to calm his mood, and after a while, he smiled and said: "Hahaha, I am naturally very happy that the holy monk is willing to marry me, but there are still many cumbersome etiquettes before this Zhou Gong ceremony, and I ask the holy monk to forgive me." However, some of my palace maids are willing to serve the holy monk first, I wonder if the holy monk is willing? ”

I saw His Royal Highness's Tang Seng's eyes kept rolling, as if he was waiting for something, and after a while, he said leisurely: "Amitabha, what Her Majesty the Queen said is that you are a daughter, and you must abide by the etiquette laws of the country, and the poor monks should abide by them." As for what the queen said about asking the palace maid to serve me first, I also obeyed the queen's arrangement. ”

After saying that, he smiled lewdly.

When the king of the daughter country saw his appearance, he instantly sneered,

Hmph, hmph, you bald donkey, since you are like this, then I will let them "serve" you well!

Then there was a ghostly smile in her eyes,

"The holy monk is so reasonable, I am grateful, the holy monk and the disciple will return to the post house first, and I will send a few beautiful women from my country to the holy monk's house to serve well."

"Hahaha, the poor monk is here to thank Her Majesty."

His Royal Highness Tang Seng laughed, but he didn't look like a monk at all.

And the king of the daughter country in the curtain also sneered when he saw this scene,

"Holy monk, you have agreed to my marriage, and I want your apprentice to move to live elsewhere, how about it?"

She thought that Tang Seng would try his best to shirk it, but she didn't expect him to readily agree, and even Sun Wukong and the others did not shirk.

"Haha, how dare I disturb Master's good deeds, I obey Her Majesty's arrangement."

"Yes, yes, Her Majesty's arrangements are not inconsiderate, and Senior Brother Sha and I don't have any opinions."

Seeing this, the king of the daughter country also laughed and said, "Hahaha, the apprentice of the holy monk is really reasonable!" ”

But in her heart, she said:

Hmph, it's just a beast after all, it's stupid.

......

At night, in Tang Seng's room,

"Knock Knock"

A few knocks sounded at the door,

Then a very tempting voice came from outside the door,

"Holy monk, here we are."

Tang Seng in the room looked a little hesitant, but still opened the door,

I saw several scantily clad and bewilderably dressed women standing at the door, and a coquettish voice came out of their mouths:

"Holy monk, here we are."

Tang Seng looked at the few people at the door, couldn't help swallowing his saliva, stared at the chests of several people and said, "I'll trouble you tonight." Then he welcomed them into the room.

The candle shadows are swaying, and the red waves are rolling.

The next day, in the Queen's bedchamber,

A cry of terror resounded throughout the hall,

"What, you mean that instead of being hurt in any way, the bald donkeys begged for mercy?"

"Yes, according to the courtier's inquiry."

A female officer bowed to the ground and replied respectfully.

"How so, how so!"

Her voice had shifted from horror to anger.

"This ...... I don't know why. ”

The female officer leaned on the ground and did not dare to look at her.

After a long time, her face gradually regained her calmness, and she asked, "Then let me ask you, did anything strange happen to that bald donkey last night?" ”

"Strange Things ......"

The female official pondered for a moment and said, "I just heard them say that Tang Seng has a strange smell." ”

"Strange smell?"

The king of the daughter country was slightly stunned.

"Yes, they said it smelled fishy and smelled like ...... The taste of a pig. ”

"What, the smell of a pig!"

She suddenly remembered that the second apprentice of the bald donkey was the embodiment of a wild boar, could it be ......

"Bang"

Her palm slapped on the chair she was sitting on with a loud sound,

In an instant, the sawdust on the chair scattered in all directions.

Okay, you, I thought you bald donkey was really a stupid guy, but I didn't expect to play such a play, I really underestimated you.

"Okay, you go down first, I have my own plans for this matter."

"Yes."

After the female officer left, her face was instantly surrounded by a strong yin qi.

"Zizizi"

A sound of skin tearing sounded,

"Puff"

A large string of black blood splattered,

The face under the yin qi was immediately torn in half, revealing bright red flesh and white bones,

Her bewitching face began to glow with green slime and rotting maggots.

"Wow"

The rotting human skin on her face was easily peeled off like worn wallpaper,

At this time, only scarlet flesh and blood were left on her face,

"Hey, hey, hey"

A strange sound came from the hoarse throat,

As if it were a summoning,

But the human skin on the ground was slightly raised, as if something appeared under the human skin.

A withered arm grabbed the ground,

It was from the hand of the king of the daughter country!

It was so white a second ago, but now it looks like an old woman's withered hands.

"Whew"

The rotten skin was slowly lifted by her,

Then he took the contents in his hand and smiled weirdly,

"Crunch Crunch"

It's like teeth gnawing at minced meat,

After a long time, her face returned to its original appearance, but it seemed to be fairer.

It's like......

Newborn babies are generally !!

"Hmph, Tang Sanzang, do you think I won't be able to solve you like this?"

In the inn,

The four masters and apprentices gathered together again,

"Boy, how was it last night?"

But it was Zhu Bajie who said this,

The Tang monk-like man scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "It's still okay, Master,"

There was even some aftertaste of his appearance.

"Damn, why is our perspective not Tang Seng, why!"

"Woo woo, I finally had benefits, but I couldn't see it."

"The anchor is not a good person, he can give everyone benefits, but he doesn't!"

......

A group of hungry social animals in the live broadcast room kept sending barrages, and the face of "Tang Seng" also had an aftertaste expression.

"Hey, you idiot, are you addicted to gentleness, Master is asking you if you had anything strange last night"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he stretched out his hand and wanted to fight, but when he saw Tang Seng's appearance, he just shook in the air.

"Hahaha, Wukong doesn't have to be like this, this road to learning scriptures is so long, Bajie is this temperament, and it is understandable."

"Hmph."

Sun Wukong twisted his head, but he looked arrogant.

"Idiot, then you don't tell Master quickly!"

The "Tang Seng" touched his chin and began to recall,

"Okay, okay, something strange did happen last night, but I don't know what's going on, those women seem to be getting younger and better skin when I come back from a trip to the bathroom, and they seem to be very interested in my belly, oh no, it should be Master's belly, and their nails keep scratching there, as if they want to plant something in it."

Before he could finish speaking, Sun Wukong said eagerly: "What, did you let Master's body hurt?" ”

He glared, angry.

When Tang Seng saw this, he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Oh, Brother Monkey listened to me, how dare I let my master's body be injured, naturally I used my own mana to protect my body." ”

"Well, belly, belly."

"Bajie" lowered his head and kept repeating this sentence,

Could it be......

As if he remembered something, he looked at the "Tang Seng" in front of him and said, "Okay, I know the eight precepts, and now we can change them back." “

With a flash of light, Zhou Ze's soul finally returned to his body from Zhu Bajie's body.

"Whew"

He exhaled a long breath,

It seems that this must have something to do with the Zimu River, and it is already noon, and the king of the daughter country has not sent anyone to inquire about our situation, so he may have known some things about me and Bajie.....

Just as Zhou Ze was thinking, there was a knock on the door,

"It's the female officer."

Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with red light, and he took the lead in saying to Zhou Ze.

Really said Cao Cao Cao arrived, just now Zhou Ze was still thinking that there was no movement in the palace now, no, not now.

"Well, but I think they already know about me and Bajie, so we need to be careful."

"Squeak"

The door is opened,

I saw the female official looking at Zhou Ze and said with a smile: "Holy monk, Her Majesty the Queen has been invited, but she wants to discuss the matter of the big wedding with the holy monk." ”

"Oh, yes?"

Zhou Ze deliberately acted surprised.

"Of course, marrying a holy monk is beneficial and harmless, so naturally you have to hurry up."

The female officer said, and the smile on her face was even stronger.

"Hehe, well, since the queen is so anxious, this holy monk will reluctantly go to meet her."

"That's ...... Thank you, Holy Monk. ”

She gritted her teeth and lowered her head, but her face was still full of smiles.

Hmph, you are still so arrogant when you are dying, Tang Seng, just look at how your apprentice disappeared.

Then she glanced at Zhu Bajie next to her with a smile, then turned her head and continued Zhou Ze said: "Please also ask the holy monk to go alone, Her Majesty said that she would see you alone." ”

"No, let Master go alone, who knows if you will hurt him!"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong reflexively blocked in front of Zhou Ze, although Zhou Ze had already shown good combat ability, but in his impression, he was still the weak monk who could only shout: "Wukong Wukong".

"Hmph, Holy Monk, our Majesty the Queen is meeting with you alone, your big apprentice actually suspects that we will harm you, believe anything!"

"You ......"

Sun Wukong was about to refute but Zhou Ze pulled the corner of his clothes, and then he heard Zhou Ze's voice in his heart:

"It's okay Goku, there's one more thing I want you to do."

He glanced at Zhou Ze and saw a reassuring smile before slowly stepping back.

"My apprentice is just more concerned about me, and the queen attaches so much importance to it, so naturally I will go and see her alone."

Zhou Ze said indifferently with a smile.

"Hahaha, the holy monk still knows how to be flexible, okay, I'll go and report to the queen."

The smile on the female officer's face was also even stronger.

The two have their own ghosts.

......

Xie Yang Mountain, in the Taoist temple of Ruyi True Immortals,

A young woman walked inside and shouted into the house:

"Dao Chief, what do our Majesty want?"

A gust of wind blew, but there was no reply in the Taoist temple,

"What's going on?"

"Snap"

The sound of a branch break zone sounded,

Another gust of wind,

It's just that this time it seems to be even more gloomy.

Then a pair of green eyes slowly emerged in the dark,

"Oops, it's finally here, I'm bored to death."

[Alas, I recently traveled in Shanghai, and I coded words at night, so it was slow, I'm sorry]