Bai Gu opened a door and walked in.

Before he sat down, Wu Lao's teasing voice came, "What, you were kicked out?" ”

Bai Gu tugged at the corners of his mouth, "God knows, I don't know what's wrong with Sister Xiaoyi, she got angry for some reason, did she think of something bad?" ”

Wu Lao walked out from behind the screen and couldn't help but smile: "Xiaobai, teach you to be obedient." In the future, never talk about her age in front of a woman, it's a taboo, don't touch it. ”

Bai Gu looked dazed, "What can't you talk about age?" How old is how old you are, what is there to hide? ”

"You still don't understand." Wu Lao shook his head with a smile and sat beside Bai Gu, "Most women pay the most attention to appearance and age, and these two things are usually bound together in the eyes of the world. The older you get, the older you look, and the uglier you become. When you say that a woman is old, it is equivalent to directly scolding her for being old and ugly. This is unacceptable to many women, and it is inevitable to get angry. It's like the most precious thing to you, and you are not angry when someone says something bad? ”

Bai Gu thought for a while, "But Sister Xiaoyu is only twenty-three years old, she is not old, and she is also very beautiful, why are she angry?" ”

Wu Lao rested one hand on the table, half-leaning on the Taishi chair, "I just said that women pay the most attention to appearance and age. They all want to stay at the age of eighteen forever. Because the eighteen-year-old cardamom is the most beautiful, whether it is age or appearance, it is the most perfect period in a woman's life, and she feels old when she is one more age. No matter how old they are, they all want to, and they will call themselves eighteen, and always will be. When others debunk this fantasy, just get angry and yell at you, it's already settled. ”

"Isn't that self-deception?"

"You said it yourself, it has nothing to do with me." Wu Lao said with a smile.

Bai Gu shrugged his shoulders and said that it didn't matter, "I'm just telling the truth." ”

"Sometimes being honest isn't necessarily a good thing."

"What is fake is fake, and if you don't even tell the truth, what's the point? Want to cover it up? Boring! The corners of Bai Gu's mouth twitched, and he was speechless about this.

Wu Lao smiled: "You will know in the future, people will be much better if they live a smooth and soft life." ”

Bai Gu looked at Wu Lao and didn't speak.

"There is Tai Chi in the world, and it pays attention to overcoming rigidity with softness. I don't know if you usually notice that many elderly people have lost their teeth, but their tongues are still flexible, and they can even crush things with their tongues and swallow them. And so it is with the nails of the hands and the hair on the head. Living softly is not weakness, but forbearance, and what we seek is to retreat as advance. Wu Lao's fingers curled slightly, and he knocked twice on the table, "The humiliation of the crotch, lying on the salary and tasting the gall, didn't the predecessors set a good example for us?" ”

Bai Gu thought about it carefully, but still shook his head and said, "I'm just a rectum, and I can't learn this kind of thing." ”

"It's normal for young people to be sharp. The young man is not vigorous, and what should he do in the twilight. Wu Lao squinted his eyes and said with a smile.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and a new-faced maid walked in, which Bai Gu had never seen before.

But it should also be similar to Xiao Yu and Yu Qian, both of whom are Wu Lao's personal maids.

The maid has beautiful eyebrows, a white face, and a tall figure.

The corners of Bai Gu's mouth twitched slightly.

Wu Lao's eyes are as good as medical skills, and they are all beauties.

The maid put down the two teacups and left with the tray in her arms.

Wu Lao saw that Bai Gu's gaze had stayed on the maid since she entered the door, and he was still staring at the closed door in a daze, and couldn't help but smile, "The young man's love has just opened?" ”

Bai Gu hurriedly waved his hand, "Old Wu misunderstood, just because he felt that sister was very good-looking, so he looked at it twice." ”

"I see, it's my old gentleman who is self-inflicted." Wu Lao picked up the teacup and took a sip.

Bai Gu smiled bitterly: "I didn't mean that, Wu Lao." ”

"Oh, blame me, blame me, I blamed you for buttoning your hat." Wu Lao put down the teacup and pretended to look out the window sadly.

The white lonely head is big.

Wu Lao's words will not be rectified for Bai Gu.

Bai Gu couldn't help but helplessly hold his forehead, "I surrender, I surrender." Old Wu, I'm convinced, don't mess with me. ”

A hint of triumphant smile appeared on the corner of Wu Lao's mouth, but he was unrelenting: "Are you blaming me for bullying the small with the big and relying on the old to sell the old?" ”

"I don't have anything to do, there is still a large blank space on the picture scroll, and I hope that Wu Lao will add more ink treasures." Bai Gu suddenly sat up straight and replied lightly.

Since you want to play, Mr. Wu, then I can only accompany you to the end.

Wu Lao couldn't help the smile on the corner of his mouth, turned his head and smiled: "This is not very good at talking, why didn't you say it just now?" ”

Bai Gu's eyelids lowered and looked at his teacup on the table, "Haven't you always thought that Wu Lao is a very dignified person." ”

"Say I'm not serious?"

"It's good that Wu Lao knows it himself, so you don't have to say it."

Wu Lao was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud: "Yes, the young man is hearty and upright, and it is right not to have so many twists and turns!" ”

Bai Gu smiled slightly: "It's not, it's just that you see people and talk about people, and you just talk nonsense when you see ghosts." ”

Wu Lao was noncommittal, and changed his words: "You recognize a master?" ”

Bai Gu nodded, and when he talked about this, he was angry: "The old guy arranged it, and he didn't ask me if I wanted it." That guy is sloppy and slammering, and he's still an alcoholic! Throw me two exercises and they're gone, and I don't have any weapons to protect myself! Cheapskate! ”

Bai Gu took a sip of tea and continued: "Didn't he just ask him to invite a breakfast, as for asking me to go back at noon that day?" Anyway, if you are a master, can't you be generous to your apprentices? Pick and search, little family! ”

Wu Lao smiled and said: "The old guy arranged it, naturally he has his deep meaning. When you meet him later, you can ask. However, who did he let you recognize as a master? ”

"A sloppy and sloppy drunkard! Oh, he said his name was Lin Xianyu, and he was a sword cultivator. ”

"It's him." Wu Lao suddenly saw a figure in his mind, "Okay, why did you become a drunkard?" ”

"Does Elder Wu know?" Bai Gu grasped the point in Wu's old words.

Wu Lao nodded, "I met before, he is a good young man, he has a good heart, and the avenue is promising." It's just that there are two things that are not good, the first is that he is too tough and can't listen to persuasion. ”

"What about the second one?" Bai Gu couldn't help but be a little curious.

"It's not good to fool around with old guys too much."

Saying that, Wu Lao deliberately glanced at Bai Gu.

Bai Gu looked embarrassed and scratched his head with a smile.